Alright, so this one’s pretty easy. Get a bunch of superglue, head down to your local quarry, and find a nice large pile of rocks. Once you find one, you’re going to need to get naked, coat yourself in the superglue, and start rolling around in those rocks-you’re aiming for a nice, even coating of rocks that covers your entire body. When you have finished, you’ll have not only formed a permanent rock suit that doesn’t need to be washed and eliminates the need for any other sort of clothing, but you’ll also have created a hard exoskeleton that can fend off dangerous predators.
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