Lazy? Naked? I got you fam.
Garfield. Specifically the Cult of Garf, which was started by myself, my friend Alex, and noted cartoonist/Garfield super fan Chip Zdarsky. We’ll send over a bunch of min-er fellow fans over to clean your clothes and or fix your machine so that you can eat your favorite type of food and nap and hate Mondays. We don’t approve of kicking puppy dogs off of table, but we certainly don’t shun it.
The cost you ask? Don’t worry about that. All we ask is access to your social security number, bank accounts and credit cards. Oh and snacks, obviously. It’s a bargain if you really think about it!