Given what kind of jokes are probably coming up after episode 12 I am okay with this.
I canāt believe Catalina just vine whipped CJ into submission like that. Iām also very surprised that Catalinaās house counts as a daycare.
Dear lord. I donāt think Iāve ever would have thought Iād hear a man being rammed by a Bulbasaur in my lifetime. And no, I have better things to do than look up Rule 34.
Oh, and Houston rap is basically considered as part of the Dirty South subgenre. Mike Jones, Chamillionaire, Machine Gun Kelly and Scarface are some of the more well-known examples of Houston based rappers.
I thought the mid atlantic was like The Azores.
Given how the relationshipās going, we can only hope that Bulbalina doesnāt have Frustration.
Technically, all three of the GTA 5 protagonists do drugs at least once. They all have their own version of a side mission where a guy trying to legalize marijuana gives them a blunt to smoke, and everyone except Franklin freaks the fuck out.
I would also like to point out that the texture I replaced with photorealistic baby was a transgender joke.
Photorealistic baby is better.
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I donāt remember that at fucking all. Or maybe I just didnāt even fucking noticed it when we recorded. But good job trying fixing GTAs unfortunate habit with making fucking awful jokes like that.
Also, Just in case people havenāt figured it out yet:
Iām totally very good at noticing things in videos and wonāt completely fucking miss obvious shit half the time.
Well I mean, you wouldnāt see the trans joke because I took it out of the videogame.
I meant the heckin baby, You dang fucker.
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I noticed you were talking about the lack of controller support in episode 12, and I recommend this mod highly:
It adds back in controller support, and in SA you can choose between PS2 setups and a recreation of GTA IV controls. Its really good, and even has analogue acceleration, and even shows the correct button prompts 
Iāve been using it with my steam controller set to an xbox controller but with mouse on the right pad - it it works very well and makes the game a lot more pleasant to play - I am using the GTAIV preset. The only issue Iāve noticed is the lack of āSPECIAL CTRLā's that you use for hydraulics for cars.
The same guy released a patch that fixes SO MANY ISSUES in version 1 and add ins nice widescreen support:
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Iāll look into these for sure.
13: Dishwasher Safe
Tried something a little new with the overflow commentary sections. Hopefully itāll make up for how we never ever introduce ourselves.
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On the plus side, at least Microsoft hasnāt gone full Square-Enix with their names.
Of course, now that Iāve said that, Iām sure weāll be seeing the release of the āXbox 720/90 Master Media Medium Re:Birth 1.2Xā in three or four years.
Ginput doesnāt seem to recognize my triggers or shoulder buttons - if I have to use xpadder anyway Iāll just deal with the horrible right stick situation. Silent Patch definitely makes the game look nicer & run smoother.
The ginput.asi and ginput.ini file needs to be in the same directory as gtasa.exe - itās a known issue. Are you playing with an xinput device such as an Xbox controller?
Anyway, you seem to have it covered 
That brought my shoulder buttons back to life but nothing short of xpadder solved the triggers issue. Thanks for making LT and RT be the same axis Microsoft you dumb idots.
Weird man because having the triggers be the same axis is a directinput thing, xinput definitely treats them as separate axises.
Iāve only tried ginput with a steam controller which presents itself to the OS as an official xinput Microsoft Xbox controller. When I get home, Iām going to dig out my official Xbox controller and play without steam, and see how ginput works with that, to satisfy my own curiosity.