In this post: less terrible takes.
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I wish my Grandma was alive to tell me her thoughts on this. She was the nicest person imaginable who saved all of her hate for bad baseball players and nazis.
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Wow, that’s more incomprehensible than a normal Garrison comic. I’d be impressed if it didn’t give me a headache.
Who else wants to party in the gender fluids with the party crocodile?
Also, I like that it’s “googlevil” and not “googevil.” I know right wing pundents struggle with these kind of things but c’mon.
Did Garrison learn cartooning from Where’s Waldo or something? Because God DAMN his pictures are way too dense
Yeah, how else is he going to illustrate every fleeting thought that runs through his head? It’s basically a visual stream-of-consciousness for conspiracy theorists.
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Personally, I thought he was illustrating his own word cloud.
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That works, too!
His cartoons are like dreams that he just woke up from and is now scribbling down every vague idea, regardless of context, so that he doesn’t forget them.
Lol,
“HOW CAN I MAKE GOOGLE LOOK/SOUND BAD?”
‘Googlevil’
“YOU’VE DONE IT AGAIN BEN!”
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Don’t mind me, just chilling over there on Orgy Island.
Also, where is the hyper-masculine trump caricature?
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I’m sure Ben’s giving Trump a blowjob in an extended version of this.
I like how he felt the need to label everybody in the image.
No, I have no idea who that Rat with the cheese is, who looks identical to Ryan. Couldn’t possibly be him. Better name him to be sure so people get my joke.
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I actually love the LGBTQT Lagoon and the Croc.
I would live there.
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Every time I look at this I feel like I spot something new. What on earth is Spirit Cooking and why is it in this mess?
If I recall Spirit Cooking is that weird semen based food cook book.
If I recall correctly, “Spirit Cooking” was some not-conspiracy where a friend of a friend of a dude on the Clinton campaign emailed the campaign staffer to offer an invitation to an art installation/performance, called Spirit Cooking by a famous-ish artist. I’m not even sure if they attended the art thing, but ridiculous right-wingers thought it was an invite to a literal fuckin demonic ritual because conspiracy theorists don’t have 2 braincells to rub together and are devoid of any cultural/artistic appreciation. (Which also explains them liking Garrison)
WHAT RED-BLOODED AMERICAN WOULDN’T WANNA VISIT ORGY ISLAND BTW?
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George Soros as Andre the Giant is art don’t @ me.
I will say, Maxine Waters is a decent pun and the stocks as a bubble is a decent visual metaphor.
Btw I really like how Ben Garrison (single-handedly and constantly) proves the eternal relevance of this thread’s name. Dude CANNOT stop blaming Obama, a guy who has almost entirely vanished from the public eye (unless you go out of your way to follow what he’s up to) and has offered only occasional, pretty weak, generalized condemnations of whatever Trump is doing. I rarely hear about Obama doing things/saying stuff (because I wish he would do more things and say more stuff), but Garrison keeps him at the forefront of his drawings as if Obama is having hourly screeching twitter meltdowns (like a classic “”“triggered”"" SJW strawman) over Trump.
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