It’s time for wrasslin’ again in the usual place at the usual time.
This week we’ll raise some hell!
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We’ll have Mask vs. Mask Match in which HazMatt and Chief Engineer try to settle their hazmat-suit related feud once and for all.
Vacation Skeleton will probably be destroyed by Malfest Goat-Monster.
Dash, that fool, is challenging the oRa 66 for the Legion Titles on his own.
And Flamander will take a shot at Suzan’s OHPW Infernal Hellweight Title.
Among other things, of course.
Here’s the match card:
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
DivineCoffeeBinge (c) vs. Super Samio
DCB is finally free of the barbed wire shackles of the Jabroni Royale, let’s hope they don’t hold down Super Samio for too long.
Scene: Dash has some fucked up dark summoning ritual to summon himself from the past to serve has his tag team partner against the oRa 66 later on.
#2 Seven Deadly Pins (Interval Battle Royale)
Roy vs. Rick Wreckage vs. George Cluwney vs. Maya Northwind vs. Weeb Weaver vs. Inspector Jane vs. Palpatine vs. Fomore (c)
We start with the champ, Fomore and the newcomer Maya Northwind in the match. One after another the others enter and fall. The final two are our champ, Fomore, and the newcomer Maya Northwind. Fomore is the first one to actually successfully defend the Seven Deadly Pins.
#3 Singles Match
Kayu Zakisaka vs. Black
Holy shit, Black squashed Kayu in just over five minutes.
#4 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Canada ‘Rosette’ Alderman vs. Pantha (c)
Going into this match knowing Pantha beat Black by making him pass out to the Pantha claw and that Black squashed Kayu in the previous match you assume that Pantha will have an easy time with Rosette. But it was Rosette who beat Pantha. This show is weird so far.
#5 Singles Match
Vacation Skeleton vs. Malfest Goat-Monster
With our luck Vacation Skeleton is gonna beat Goat-Monster… except he didn’t. Goat-Monster wins with the MGM outta nowhere. Would have been one hell of a crappy debut for a monster heel if they can’t even beat the comedy jobber.
#6 Bunny Championship :3
Anna May vs. Mr. Shakedown (c)
And here we have another upset. Anna May submits Mr. Shakedown with THE CLAW!!!
#7 Legion Tag Championships
Dash Rendar vs. oRa 66 (c)
Nobody had high hopes for the two Dash Rendars going into this match and thankfully they were thwarted by Angus and Firestar of the oRa 66
#8 VACANT OPEN CHALLENGE
The Great Maharaja vs. Vacant
Although Maharaja could not beat Vacant, he’s the first one to knock him down hard enough for the referee to start the ten count. Maharaja was defeated via TKO.
#9 Cage Match - Mask vs. Mask
Chief Engineer vs. HazMatt
This feud has been heating up over the last few weeks, eventually they even raised the stakes to become a mask vs. mask match. They used the cage, they used the weapons until HazMatt put Chief into the Containment Unit to win by submission.
Scene: Chief begrudgingly removes his mask to reveal a regular-ass dude underneath. One can only imagine what the nuclear wasteland did to HazMatt’s skin but now we may never know.
#10 OHPW Infernal Hellweight Championship
Flamander vs. Suzan Blades (c)
As expected from these two they went hard. Suzan hit Knightfall twice on Flamander but he wouldn’t stay down. Eventually he tapped out to the Hijack Backbreaker while not really hitting his own finisher.
