OHPW - Business May Die [Fire Pro Wrestling World]

[IGgy]

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 King Skeleton © vs. The Ego for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Grace & Harmony vs. Fallout Boys
#3 Undeddie Guerrero vs. Mr. Shakedown
#4 N-T Punk vs. Malfest Goat-Monster
#5 Kayu Zakisaka vs. Maya Northwind © for the Bunny Title :3
#6 Cheesie Pietzza vs. Anna May vs. DCB vs. Doctor Mutant vs. Muscle Wizard
#7 1 1/2 Dragons vs. oRa 66 © for the Legion Tag Titles

[IGgy]

OHPW - Week 11: Death to Capitalism (Twitch VOD)

Last week’s show was really fun, let’s have another. It’ll be in the usual place at the usual time.

Grace and Harmony make their OHPW Tag Team Debut and go against the Fallout Boys for No. 1 Contendership for the Legion Tag Titles while Undeddie and Mr. Shakedown wrestle over who gets a shot for Suzan’s Hellweight Title next week. There’s more, of course, the match card is below.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
King Skeleton © vs. The Ego

Oh wow, bleeding early, Ego gets demolished by King Skeleton who successfully rids himself of the Jabroni Royale.

Scene: VACANT is interviewed in a small press conference. The VACANT Open Challenge is not done yet. VACANT will continue to accept challengers and aims to defeat everyone in a best of 7. Also: Jim Cornette’s Ghost is told that wrestling is real.

#2 Legion Tag No. Contender Match
Grace & Harmony vs. Fallout Boys

Oh no! Grace passes out while in HazMatt’s Containment Unit leaving Harmony on her own! She can’t win a handicap match, Fallout Boys take the win and earn a Tag Title shot next week.

#3 Infernal Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match
Undeddie Guerrero vs. Mr. Shakedown

While their last match was more competitive this time Mr. Shakedown won quite decisively after dodging Undeddie’s Frog Splash, going for a pin immediately after the missed move.

Scene: N-T Punk cuts a promo on capitalism (???) and then Malfest Goat Monster shows up, thinking Punk was trash taking him, to explain what capitalism really is. He then says the same thing Punk said but with more words and also he thinks it’s a good thing.

#4 Singles Match
N-T Punk vs. Malfest Goat-Monster

Punk lost but not due to a lack of trying. Goat Monster followed through on his promise of wrecking Punk. The ringside medics rushed to help Punk afterwards, fearing that Goat Monster would also follow on his promise of sending Punk the the US without any money or medical insurance.

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Kayu Zakisaka vs. Maya Northwind

These two gave it their all delivering one hell of a match. After a long and hard encounter Kayu could win after her second Springboard Cross Body to become the new Bunny Champion :3

#6 5-Way Battle Royal
Cheese Pietzza vs. Anna May vs. DCB vs. Doctor Mutant vs. Muscle Wizard

Doc Mutant is the first to be eliminated, tapping out. DCB gets pinned soon after. Some minutes later Cheese Pietzza passes out while in a submission and finally, Muscle Wizard throws out Anna May for a count-out victory

#7 Legion Tag Championships
1 1/2 Dragons vs. oRa 66 ©

1 1/2 Dragons win very decisively against oRa 66 after less than 15 minutes Roy hits the Muscle Buster on Firestar and manages to pin her.

[IGgy]

This weekend at the usual time, at Doom’s Gate our third major show will take place!

More matches and every title is on the line. In addition to that Vacant-Slayer Hobo One Kevodki faces Kelsey Slaughter over a dispute about who’s the most hardcore, Pantha vs. Flamander will have a debate (with their fists) and VACANT will return to face somebody in his never-ending VACANT Open Challenge.

Here’s the entire card:

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
The Ego © vs. Harley Havik

#2 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal
Super Samio vs. Manic Misanthrope vs. A Treasure Chest vs. The Great Maharaja vs. Black vs. HazMatt vs. Apollo vs. Vacation Skeleton ©

#3 Landmine Deathmatch
Kelsey Slaughter vs. Hobo One Kevodki

#4 Tornado Tag Team Match
Harmony & Grace vs. oRa 66

#5 OHPW Underworld Darkweight Championship
Fomore vs. Canada Alderman ©

#6 Singles Match
Pantha vs. Flamander

#7 OHPW Legion Tag Championships
Fallout Boys vs. 1 1/2 Dragons ©

#8 Bunny Championship :3
Muscle Wizard vs. Kayu Zakisaka ©

#9 VACANT Open Challenge
Someone vs. VACANT

#10 OHPW Infernal Hellweight Championship
Mr. Shakedown vs. Suzan Blades ©

[Deathmaster780]

[Deathmaster780]

Suzan Blades: Do you know what a soul dipped deep in thievery is worth? Nothing, for its worth is built upon the worth of other peoples souls.

Suzan Blades: Mr. Shakedown, you steal the worth of other people merely because they dared walk the same streets as you. Horrible, such deviousness is not worthy of respect.

Suzan Blades: However, you are a fine warrior and that does make you worth my time, but not my effort. And so, I will be lowering my power level in this match. I was already running at 1% but now I think I’ll be running .01%. Call it making a challenge for myself.

Suzan Blades: But make no mistake Shakedown, even at .01% this will not be an easy fight for you. Because at Doom’s Gate, both of us will walk through, but only one of us will be coming back.

[IGgy]

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 The Ego © vs. Harley Havik for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Seven Deadly Pins feat Vacation Skeleton ©
#3 Kelsey Slaughter vs. Hobo One Kevodki
#4 Battle Sisters vs. oRa 66
#5 Fomore vs. Canada Alderman © for the Darkweight Title
#6 Pantha vs. Flamander
#7 Fallout Boys vs. 1 1/2 Dragons © for the Legion Tag Titles
#8 Muscle Wizard vs. Kayu Zakisaka © for the Bunny Title :3
#9 VACANT Open Challenge
#10 Mr. Shakedown vs. Suzan Blades © for the Hellweight Title

[IGgy]

OHPW - Week 12: AT DOOM’S GATE (Twitch VOD)

This weekend at the usual time, at Doom’s Gate our third major show will take place!

More matches and every title is on the line. In addition to that Vacant-Slayer Hobo One Kevodki faces Kelsey Slaughter over a dispute about who’s the most hardcore, Pantha vs. Flamander will have a debate (with their fists) and VACANT will return to face somebody in his never-ending VACANT Open Challenge.

Here’s the entire card:

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
The Ego © vs. Harley Havik

Ego’s big juicy head is a big target for the seasoned duelist. It didn’t take long for Harley to take the win!

Scene: Turns out the treasure chest scheduled for the Seven Deadly Pins match was actually a mimic. Who woulda thunk?

#2 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal
Super Samio vs. Manic Misanthrope vs. A Treasure Chest vs. The Great Maharaja vs. Black vs. HazMatt vs. Apollo vs. Vacation Skeleton ©

Oh boy… what a match this was. Eliminations, in order were: Apollo (entered 3rd), Manic (entered 5th), Maharaja (entered 6th), Super Samio (entered 7th), Mimic (Started in Ring), HazMatt (entered 8th) and Black (entered 4th). Leaving Vacation Skeleton (Started in Ring) to retain the Seven Deadly Pins Championship!

#3 Barbed Wire Deathmatch
Kelsey Slaughter vs. Hobo One Kevodki

Due to a mix up earlier in the show this was made a Barbed Wire Deathmatch, which means an explosion timer of 15 Minutes. The Explosion won.

#4 Tornado Tag Team Match
Harmony & Grace vs. oRa 66

Much like the last time Grace and Harmony faced Angus and Firestar in singles matches during the Hellweight Tournament, they had to take a loss in this match.

#5 OHPW Underworld Darkweight Championship
Fomore vs. Canada Alderman ©

The match stayed competitive throughout, though both tried to go for pins and submissions early on. In the end it was a feigned showing of respect from Fomore that trapped Canada inside an armbar and she had to tap out.

#6 Singles Match
Pantha vs. Flamander

Holy shit what a match. They went at each other hard and as the match went longer and longer they also kept hitting their bigger moves more and more. Flamander hit the Snake multiple times, but to no avail. The last time he hit it he didn’t even go for a pin. Eventually a battered flamander was locked into Figure-Four Neck Lock and tapped out.

Scene: In the bar, watching from afar, Freddie Hope is watching Flamander’s match, wondering what turned him from the man he knew into what he’s seeing on the screen. He convinces Susan, the Barkeeper, to give IGgy a call.

#7 OHPW Legion Tag Championships
Fallout Boys vs. 1 1/2 Dragons ©

Somehow, this is the first time the Fallout Boys are challenging for the Legion straps, but they couldn’t win them this time. The Dragons retain.

#8 Bunny Championship :3
Muscle Wizard vs. Kayu Zakisaka ©

Another great match from Big Match Kayu. Although she lost it’s hard to deny that she’s always there when great matches happen. Muscle Wizard was able to win the Bunny Title :3 in his first singles match.

#9 VACANT Open Challenge
Malfest Goat-Monster vs. VACANT

You’d think the crowd would be more split on this one, what with VACANT losing to a much less imposing Hobo One Kevodki. Only very few believed that Goat-Monster would win. And they were right. VACANT proves that he is one of the best.

#10 OHPW Infernal Hellweight Championship
Mr. Shakedown vs. Suzan Blades ©

A classic hoss-off. Two towering figures. Hitting each other and hitting each other hard. But while it could have gone either way Suzan successfully defended her Hellweight Title. This marks her second successful defense and rings in the 64th day of her reign.

[IGgy]

All right! Here we are again. The show will be in the usual place, at the usual time

Flamander’s big mouth as well as the inability to back it up in the ring has caught up with him as he’s forced to compete in the Jabroni Royale. Angus has his first singles match since his loss to Suzan two months ago, The Dash Rendars face an unknown foe and Wizards Not Allowed get another chance at earning the Legion Tag Titles in a match against the reigning champions, 1 1/2 Dragons.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
The Ego © vs. Flamander

#2 Singles Match
Angus McMutton vs. Undeddie Guerrero

#3 Tag Team Match
The Dash Rendars vs Team Skull

#4 Four-Way
Palpatine vs. Inspector Jane vs. Nawt A Robutt vs. Cocademon

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Firestar vs. Muscle Wizard ©

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
Somebody vs. VACANT

#7 Legion Tag Championships
Wizards Not Allowed vs. 1 1/2 Dragons

[IGgy]

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 The Ego © vs. Flamander for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Angus McMutton vs. Undeddie Guerrero
#3 The Dash Rendars vs. Team Skull
#4 Palpatine vs. Inspector Jane vs. Nawt A Robutt vs. Cocademon
#5 Firestar vs. Muscle Wizard © for the Bunny Title :3
#6 VACANT OPEN CHALLENGE
#7 Wizards Not Allowed vs. 1 1/2 Dragons © for the Legion Tag Titles

[IGgy]

Week 13: Jabroni Soldier (Twitch VOD)

All right! Here we are again. The show will be in the usual place, at the usual time

Flamander’s big mouth as well as the inability to back it up in the ring has caught up with him as he’s forced to compete in the Jabroni Royale. Angus has his first singles match since his loss to Suzan two months ago, The Dash Rendars face an unknown foe and Wizards Not Allowed get another chance at earning the Legion Tag Titles in a match against the reigning champions, 1 1/2 Dragons.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
The Ego © vs. Flamander

The match begins with Flamander going light and it appears more competitive than it actually is. But Eventually Flamander just stops caring, takes a chair and wails on The Ego, then follows ith a Boston Crab for the win.

#2 Singles Match
Angus McMutton vs. Undeddie Guerrero

This was a good back and forth kinda match. They both got all their shit in. Eddie kicked out of an Ushigoroshi, Angus withstood the chair’s illusion but when Angus finally used the Tru Bru there was no kicking out for Undeddie Guerrero.

Scene: Flamander visits IGgy but refuses to enter the imaginary office through the door provided. Eventually he just grabs IGgy by the collar. It’s hard to ignore that. Flamander demands a match against Black. But he said that before actually entering the office via crashing through the imaginary walls, so did IGgy really hear that part? I guess we’ll see next week.

#3 Tag Team Match
The Dash Rendars vs Team Skull

It ended the only way it could, with one of the Skull Grunts low blowing Dash, followed with a roll-up for the 1-2-3.

#4 Four-Way
Palpatine vs. Inspector Jane vs. Nawt A Robutt vs. Cocademon

For almost 17 minutes they just kinda hit each other very hard but just after the 17 minute mark, our first elimination. Jane is out. A minute later, Robutt goes too, leaving only Cocademon and Palpy. Unfortunately for all of us Palpatine wins, boosting his ego.

Scene: Apollo is backstage acting like this is just some kind of online video game. Wondering about when he’ll get a quest again. Then Satan shows up. Satan gives Apollo the quest to go to IGgy if he wants a match but the quest doesn’t show up in Apollo’s HUD or something? So he just logs out, leaving Satan to an existential crisis.

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Firestar vs. Muscle Wizard ©

Firestar goes straight for the balls early on, but Muscle Wizard must have some kind of protective barrier around it because he just shrugs it off. Doesn’t stop Firestar from continuing her brutal assault to the balls. But in the end Muscle Wizard is able to take the win with Bigby’s Clenched Fist.

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
DivineCoffeeBinge vs. VACANT

DCB puts in one hell of an effort to defeat VACANT. After their recent loss VACANT can’t afford to lose and so doesn’t. VACANT locked DCB in a Bow and Arrow hold for the win.

#7 Legion Tag Championships
Wizards Not Allowed vs. 1 1/2 Dragons

Many punches were thrown, and so where men. But it ended with an armbar when Chief made Roy tap.

[IGgy]

Okay everyone! Time again to have a show this saturday in its usual time slot

Robutt has to defend not being the Jabroni. Grasshead Apollo is up against fellow grasshead Weeb Weaver, although they are very different grass. Flamander demanded to face someone big and bad last week, so he’s up against King Skeleton. Manic gets a kind of overdue shot at the Bunny Title :3 while Vacation Skeleton is ready to defend the Seven Deadly Pins for the second time, but honestly, the 7DP match has never been this stacked so it’s gonna be a doozy.

Here’s the full card:

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
The Ego vs. Nawt A Robutt

#2 Singles Match
Apollo vs. Weeb Weaver

#3 Tag Team Match
Space Wizards vs. Lawful Good

#4 Singles Match
Flamander vs. King Skeleton

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Manic Misanthrope vs. Muscle Wizard

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
Someone vs. VACANT

#7 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal
Rosette vs. Ryu vs. Dr. Mutant vs. Firestar vs. Anna May vs. Kayu Zakisaka vs. Mr. Shakedown vs. Vacation Skeleton ©

[IGgy]

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 The Ego © vs. Nawt a Robutt for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Apollo vs. Weeb Weaver
#3 Space Wizards vs. Lawful Good
#4 Flamander vs. King Skeleton
#5 Manic Misanthrope vs. Muscle Wizard © for the Bunny Title :3
#6 VACANT Open Challenge
#7 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal feat. Vacation Skeleton ©

[IGgy]

OHPW - Week 14: Supreme (Twitch VOD)

Okay everyone! Time again to have a show this saturday in its usual time slot

Robutt has to defend not being the Jabroni. Grasshead Apollo is up against fellow grasshead Weeb Weaver, although they are very different grass. Flamander demanded to face someone big and bad last week, so he’s up against King Skeleton. Manic gets a kind of overdue shot at the Bunny Title :3 while Vacation Skeleton is ready to defend the Seven Deadly Pins for the second time, but honestly, the 7DP match has never been this stacked so it’s gonna be a doozy.

Here’s the full card:

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
The Ego vs. Nawt A Robutt

I can’t believe the weakness of the guy with the big head was he head all along! Ego tapped out to being knee’d in the face repeatedly

Scene: Some people are interviewing Fomore on their life and it turns out they are somewhat insane and think they are working in an office. The Wrestling’s normal though.

#2 Singles Match
Apollo vs. Weeb Weaver

Apollo proves that he’s better in a duel than in a Battle Royal. He beat Weeb with basically the same move Robutt beat Ego, but this time it was after almost 19 minutes of constant back and forth.

#3 Tag Team Match
Space Wizards vs. Lawful Good

There was punching and kicking and throwing going on. But when it ended it ended via a roll-up by Zoltan that got interrupted just a moment too late by Lemuel

#4 Singles Match
Flamander vs. King Skeleton

It was basically a squash. Flamander wins… with a roll- up. So far we always had two matches in a row end via the same exact method. I wonder if this a sign of things to come.

Scene: Flamander is furious IGgy booked him against King Skeleton despite clearly demanding Black as an opponent. Now he wants IGgy next week, and Black at the PPV.

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Manic Misanthrope vs. Muscle Wizard

They fought for the Bunny Title like it was their lives. It took them 20 minutes but finally somebody had to give in. That somebody was Muscle Wizard. We have a new champion and it’s Manic!

Scene: Defeated, Muscle Wizard heads back into the locker room and is greeted by the Supreme Sadim who, as it turns out, is his master. Sadim decides that Muscle Wizard should take his final test to become a true… well… muscle wizard. That test is to fight Sadim himself in a match. Soon ™

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
Someone vs. VACANT

One of VACANT’s most convincing victories yet. VACANT wins by TKO after not getting knocked down a single time themself

#7 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal
Rosette vs. Ryu vs. Dr. Mutant vs. Firestar vs. Anna May vs. Kayu Zakisaka vs. Mr. Shakedown vs. Vacation Skeleton ©

Holy shit! Not only did Mr. Shakedown win, he went on a tear, eliminating over half of his competition by himself with the Wallet Squeeze. Our champ, Vacation Skeleton was eliminated third after 14:25 Minutes, with the final elimination being Firestar at 28:02 Minutes, both to the Wallet Squeeze.

[IGgy]

Week 15: Go-Home Skeleton
Saturday, May 4th - 23:00 GMT+2

We’re getting closer to the PPV, in fact, this is our Go-Home show.
Flamander challenged IGgy to get retribution for what he believes to be IGgy messing with him, rather than a genuine misunderstanding that could happen to everybody when he gave Flammo King Skeleton as an opponent rather than his chosen opponent Black. IGgy, however, got a bit tricky with that one, making it a tag match.

Pantha and Hobo face off in a No. 1 Contender Match for the Hellweight Title and N-T Punk makes his glorious return after not being seen for a while after his match against Malfest Goat-Monster. Harley gets a shot at Manic’s Bunny Title :3 and Kelsey challenges Fomore for their Darkweight Title. Also: The Vacant Open Challenge is back.

Here’s the full match card:

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
The Ego © vs. Cocademon

Press Interview with Frederick Hope

#2 Trios Tag Team Match
Flamander, Super Samio and Mimic vs. IGgy and Pineapple Pizza

#3 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match
Pantha vs. Hobo One Kevodki

#4 Five-Way (First Fall)
N-T Punk vs. Maya Northwind vs. Great Maharaja vs. Grace Thoruson vs. Rick Wreckage.

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Harley Havik vs. Manic Misanthrope

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
Somebody vs. VACANT

#7 Darkweight Championship
Kelsey Slaughter vs. Fomore ©

[Deathmaster780]

The Camera flicks on to reveal Kelsey stomping her way out of Shoot Hospital

Kelsey: Goddamned Docs, refusing to discharge me on a account of being blown up multiple times. IF IT CAN BE FIXED WITH SOME STAPLES AND DUCT TAPE IT WAS NEVER A PROBLEM IN THE FIRST PLACE WAS IT!!!

Shaking her head she turns to the camera

Kelsey: So, Hobo, looks like we didn’t get a chance to settle matters. But it seems you didn’t get out of the hospital until just now too it seems. And youse got a match this week as well. Youse getting off lucky, we’ll have to settle things some other time, cause right now I’ve got some business to take care of too.

Kelsey: Fomore, I saw your documentary show while I was in the Hospital, sad stuff, if you want to make your boss acknowledge youse, youse gots to beat it into him. That’s how I became Princess Slaughter, by beating the piss outta my dad King Roddy. Don’t worry, youse will have plenty of time to think on this after I beats ur ass and takes ur title.

At this exact moment a time portal rips open and Paulie jumps out of it with Robbie D over his shoulder

Paulie: Hey’s sis!

Kelsey: Hey’s Paulie, how was the multiverse?

Paulie: Pretty shit, apparently some Demon and a Street Fighter brokes da timeline by winning the same belt.

Kelsey: Cool, Robbie get your ass over here and work this camera.

Robbie D: …

Kelsey: Robbie!

Robbie D: Huh, what? Paulie drops Robbie on the ground

Kelsey: There see, back on your feet from whatever.

Robbie D: No Mista Picasso I didn’t make a mess of ur paintings.

Kelsey: What?

Robbie D: Huh? Oh hey Kels, did youse win ur match against dat Hobo?

Kelsey: SHUT UP ROBBIE!!!

[IGgy]

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 The Ego © vs. Cocademon for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Team Flamander vs. Team IGgy
#3 Pantha vs. Hobo One Kevodki
#4 Punk vs. Maya vs. Maharaja vs. Grace vs. Rick Wreckage
#5 Harley Havik vs. Manic Misanthrope © for the Bunny Title :3
#6 VACANT Open Challenge
#7 Kelsey Slaughter vs. Fomore © for the Darkweight Title

[IGgy]

Week 15: Go-Home Skeleton (Twitch VOD)

Week 15: Go-Home Skeleton
Saturday, May 4th - 23:00 GMT+2

We’re getting closer to the PPV, in fact, this is our Go-Home show.
Flamander challenged IGgy to get retribution for what he believes to be IGgy messing with him, rather than a genuine misunderstanding that could happen to everybody when he gave Flammo King Skeleton as an opponent rather than his chosen opponent Black. IGgy, however, got a bit tricky with that one, making it a tag match.

Pantha and Hobo face off in a No. 1 Contender Match for the Hellweight Title and N-T Punk makes his glorious return after not being seen for a while after his match against Malfest Goat-Monster. Harley gets a shot at Manic’s Bunny Title :3 and Kelsey challenges Fomore for their Darkweight Title. Also: The Vacant Open Challenge is back.

Here’s the full match card:

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
The Ego © vs. Cocademon

Oh god, what a finish. The Explosion triggers the exact moment Cocademon has Ego in an irish whip, meaning they kinda iframed through the explosion. In reality, however, Ego is out cold while Coca survived it. Ego is still fighting for a little in a dead man walking kind of situation before collapsing completely. Cocademon wins!

Scene: This is Freddie Hopes signing press conference. He goes over what he did while not wrestling on screen. Denies rumors of a potential Flamander match and reveals that his first opponent will be Boob Marley.

#2 Trios Tag Team Match
Flamander, Super Samio and Mimic vs. IGgy and Pineapple Pizza

IGgy’s plan somehow works out. Flamander tagging out considerably less than anyone else is way exhausted by the time the match finishes and gets fluke pinned by IGgy. He’s probably very angry now.

#3 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match
Pantha vs. Hobo One Kevodki

The finish of this match was so anticlimatic that it’s not even a joke anymore. Hobo does a shoulder butt and then goes for the pin and… 1… 2… 3.

#4 Five-Way (First Fall)
N-T Punk vs. Maya Northwind vs. Great Maharaja vs. Grace Thoruson vs. Rick Wreckage.

In the midst of the chaos Maya seizes the opportunity to slingblade Maharaja who is in the process of landing a Brainbuster on Rick Wreckage. She then goes on to pin Rick and… that’s the win.

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Harley Havik vs. Manic Misanthrope

The word of the day is knee. At least for Harley. Who uses so many knee strikes. Ittakes almost 24 minutes until she stops doing that to be put in half leg lock bosto crab by Manic to tap out. Her hitting the knee in his face must have damaged it enough for that to work.

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
Dash Rendar vs. VACANT

Dash got way too close for comfort to beating VACANT, even knocking him down twice in a row. But VACANT just kinda came back from that, ruining Dash’s day. It ends once again by TKO.

Scene: King Skeleton encounters Vacation Skeleton in the hallway and goes on about some kind of skeleton war. Then IGgy also shows up and books a match between the three skeletons currently in the hallway.

#7 Darkweight Championship
Kelsey Slaughter vs. Fomore ©

The match happens for a while, it’s a solid back and forth, but then Fomore whips out the CAP and pins Kelsey.

[IGgy]

It’s time for another PPV!
Week 16: SKELETON WARS
Usual time, usual place. Click the link for exact details.

Our hottest feud is that three skeletons met in a hallway decided to fight at this show.
Our second hottest feud is Flamander trying to get a match against Black, getting it, but getting pinned on the episode before the match.
Our third hottest feud is Muscle Wizard’s final exam.
Our fourth hottest feud is that Freddie Hope showed up… he’s fighting Boob Marley. Actually, that’s probably the hottest, now that I think about it.

And all the titles are also on the line.

Here’s the full card:

#1 Jabroni Royale Death Match
The Ego © vs. Grace Thoruson

#2 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal
Pantha vs. Malfest Goat-Monster vs. DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Undeddie Guerrero vs. Weeb Weaver vs. Roy vs. Harmony Gray vs. Mr. Shakedown ©

#3 Legion Tag Championships
Space Wizards vs. Wizards Not Allowed ©

#4 Bunny Championship :3
Apollo vs. Manic Misanthrope ©

#5 Singles Match
Flamander vs. Black

#6 Singles Match
Muscle Wizard vs. The Supreme Sadim

#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Angus McMutton vs. Fomore ©

#8 Roll Dem Bones
Vacation Skeleton vs. King Skeleton vs. IGgy Skeleton

#9 Singles Match
Boob Marley vs. Freddie Hope

#10 VACANT OPEN CHALLENGE
Someone vs. VACANT

#11 Infernal Hellweight Championship
Hobo One Kevodki vs. Suzan Blades ©

[IGgy]

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 The Ego © vs. Grace Thoruson for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal feat. Mr. Shakedown ©
#3 Space Wizards vs. Wizards Not Allowed © for the Legion Tag Titles
#4 Apollo vs. Manic Misanthrope © for the Bunny Title
#5 Flamander vs. Black
#6 Muscle Wizard vs. The Supreme Sadim
#7 Angus McMutton vs. Fomore © for the Darkweight Title
#8 Vacation Skeleton vs. King Skeleton vs. IGgy Skeleton
#9 Boob Marley vs. Freddie Hope
#10 VACANT Open Challenge
#11 Hobo One Kevodki vs. Suzan Blades ©

[IGgy]

Week 16: skeleton wars (Twitch VOD)

It was a very fun show. Overall the game agreed, at an average Match Rating of 90% this is our highest average Match Rating for a PPV yet.

It’s time for another PPV!
Week 16: SKELETON WARS
Usual time, usual place. Click the link for exact details.

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Our hottest feud is that three skeletons met in a hallway decided to fight at this show.
Our second hottest feud is Flamander trying to get a match against Black, getting it, but getting pinned on the episode before the match.
Our third hottest feud is Muscle Wizard’s final exam.
Our fourth hottest feud is that Freddie Hope showed up… he’s fighting Boob Marley. Actually, that’s probably the hottest, now that I think about it.

And all the titles are also on the line.

Here’s the full card:

#1 Jabroni Royale Death Match
The Ego © vs. Grace Thoruson

I can’t believe it. Not once but twice do they ignore the explosion with Ego becoming a dead man walking before collapsing after that one more straw that broke the camel’s back.

Scene: Team Skull complain to IGgy about not being booked for skeleton wars. IGgy tries to justify it but they don’t appear to be happy about it, as only Plumeria bothers to use the door.

#2 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal
Pantha vs. Malfest Goat-Monster vs. DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Undeddie Guerrero vs. Weeb Weaver vs. Roy vs. Harmony Gray vs. Mr. Shakedown ©

Former 7DP champ Undeddie Guerrero is the first to enter,but also the first to be eliminated. Next Pantha is KO’d by an MGM Outta Nowhere but then MGM is also eliminated via pinfall, followed by Harmony via submission, Roy via Submission, DCB via Submission and finally, Weeb presumably tried to for their corner finisher but Mr. Shakedown countered it into an Avalanche Powerbomb for the 1-2-3, becoming the third person to retain the Seven Deadly Pins.

#3 Legion Tag Championships
Space Wizards vs. Wizards Not Allowed ©

It’s always a shame when bigotry wins. Chief puts Zoltan into an armbar and Wizards Not Allowed retain the tag titles.

#4 Bunny Championship :3
Apollo vs. Manic Misanthrope ©

They both fought well, but Manic hit is finisher three times. The first two times were too close to the ropes, the final time was for the win.

#5 Singles Match
Flamander vs. Black

It almost feels as though this match should have gone on for longer. Flamander kicked out at 3.1. Thing is, it only takes a 3 count for Black to win.

#6 Singles Match
Muscle Wizard vs. The Supreme Sadim

This bout between student and Master ends with the Master coming out on top, however, Muscle Wizard manages to kick out of 1001 Arabian Nights before.

Scene: Sadim announces that Muscle Wizard, despite losing, has passed his final test for he has learned a lesson about muscles.

#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Angus McMutton vs. Fomore ©

What a war! Although, there were no skeletons. Just over 19 Minutes in and Angus successfully pins Fomore after an Ushigoroshi

#8 Roll Dem Bones
Vacation Skeleton vs. King Skeleton vs. IGgy Skeleton

King Skeleton gets eliminated first and then IGgy goes over, brother by also eliminating Vacation Skeleton.

#9 Singles Match
Boob Marley vs. Freddie Hope

In a worthy performance, Boob and Freddie battle for nearly 18 minutes before Freddie defeats Boob using The Last Hope.

#10 VACANT OPEN CHALLENGE
A Mimic vs. VACANT

It is hard to say how close Mimic got to winning due to its offense not really being the knockdown type, but the wear and tear type with a lot of submissions. It is very clear, however, that the mimic got knocked down three times and loses via TKO.

#11 Infernal Hellweight Championship
Hobo One Kevodki vs. Suzan Blades ©

Hobo fought valiantly, probably getting the closest to beating Suzan yet. But that’s about it, he got close. Though, he did not hit the Ushigoroshi, his most devastating move. Instead he was hit by KnightFall, Suzan’s deadliest maneuver. Twice. If anything, you gotta hand it to hobo: He’s made of steel.

Our first Hellweight Champion by PublicOpinion

Doc Mutant, Grace Thoruson, Harmony Gray and Nawt a Robutt playing together by PublicOpinion

Maya Northwind’s debut by phallen1

Mina causing technical difficulties by PublicOpinion