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#21

Mina%20Headshot%202 Well that sucked, it’s what I get for only cheating at a 60% level. And the Scottsman didn’t even blow up when I lit him up! Man I need to find someone else to beat up to cheer me up now.
Mina%20Headshot%202 Oh well, till next time 당신 안녕을 사랑!

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#22

Angus: Man whit a nicht eh. Man i never had this hard fought a match since the gorbals rammy of 2016. I beat the mighty flamander! how awesome is that

-sips some true bru-

Susan I see a great career in yuir future hen continue to brutalise anyone stupid to get in yuir way and if ye need someone tae dae the brutalising then feel free tae caw me i like a good rammy.

Noo as fir ye firestar I need to explode a schmuck called Schicklgrubers car ye in hen…i’ll show ye how explosive tru bru mixed wie hellfire is

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#23

OHPW - Week 4: DARE DESU KA!!?

Whew, we have our first Hellweight Champion. PublicOpinion drew a nice sketch of them. Have a look!

The entire bracket looks like this now, for those who care

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#24

This week we’ll have our first show after the IHW Championship Tournament
It will, of course, take place in the usual place at the usual time

The Match Card is down below, featuring some people we know, some new faces and the beginning of the Vacant Open Challenge.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
DivineCoffeeBinge (“c”) vs. N-T Punk

#2 Battle Royal
Anna May vs. Boob Marley vs. Palpatine vs. Weeb Weaver vs. Harley Havik

#3 Singles Match
Grace Thoruson vs. Harmony Gray

#4 Tag Team Landmine Deathmatch
Lawful Good vs. Wizards Not Allowed

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Hobo One Kevodki vs. Mr. Shakedown ©

#6 VACANT OPEN CHALLENGE
Some yet to be determined fool vs. Vacant

#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Black vs. Pantha ©

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#25

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 DivineCoffeeBinge © vs. N-T Punk for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Anna May vs. Boob Marley vs. Palpatine vs. Weeb Weaver vs. Harley Havik
#3 Grace Thoruson vs. Harmony Gray
#4 Lawful Good vs. Wizards Not Allowed
#5 Hobo One Kevodki vs. Mr. Shakedown © for the Bunny Title :3
#6 VACANT OPEN CHALLENGE
#7 Black vs. Pantha © for the Darkweight Title

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#26

OHPW - Week 5: Gimmick Infringement (Twitch VOD)

Clips:
Match 1: https://clips.twitch.tv/DarlingCheerfulMomTF2John
Match 7: https://clips.twitch.tv/IgnorantKindZebraBrainSlug
Match 7 (Spoiler): https://clips.twitch.tv/SparklyClearDugongVoteNay

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#27

It’s time once more to wrassle!
We will do so at the usual time in the usual place

We’ll have the promised Fallout Boys vs. Wizards Not Allowed match for the honor of HazMatts attire, the singles Debut of Harley Havik against newcomer Kayu Zakisaka, Mr. Shakedown faces his biggest challenge yet with Undeddie Guerrero. Can Shakedown resist catching and holding a chair within view of the ref? The Vacant Open Challenge continues and finally Kelsey Slaughter defends the Seven Deadly Pins Title.

I started gathering Highlight matches they don’t have their own videos yet but you can still check them out. Eventually I’ll make upload a video for heach highlighted match.

Here’s the match card.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
DivineCoffeeBinge © vs. Boob Marley

#2 Singles Match
Harley Havik vs. Kayu Zakisaka

#3 Tag Team Match
Fallout Boys vs. Wizards Not Allowed

#4 Singles Match
Firestar vs. Palpatine

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Undeddie Guerrero vs. Mr. Shakedown ©

#6 VACANT OPEN CHALLENGE
One unlucky fool vs. Vacant

#7 Seven Deadly Pins
Nawt a Robutt vs. Cocademon vs. King Skeleton vs. Great Maharaja vs. Fomore vs. Angus vs. IGgy IGsen vs. Kelsey Slaughter ©

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#28

Mina%20Headshot%202 헬로 풋 내기, it’s Mina again! I’m back after two weeks of drinking and low blowing with my new friend Angus. Turns out Hell’s not that really on fire like the stories said but I’ve done my best to fix that.
Mina%20Headshot%202 Anyway, Angus asked me to come meet him at the arena tonight. I thought we were going to knock back some more brews and boneheads but apparently he just wants me to meet some creepy old man he works with. That’s fine by me, I love low blowing new people!
Mina%20Headshot%202 Wish me luck! 당신 안녕을 사랑

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#29

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 DivineCoffeeBinge © vs. Boob Marley for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Harley Havik vs. Kayu Zakisaka
#3 Fallout Boys vs. Wizards Not Allowed
#4 Firestar vs. Palpatine
#5 Undeddie Guerrero vs. Mr. Shakedown © for the Bunny Title :3
#6 Someone vs. Vacant
#7 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal feat. Kelsey Slaughter ©

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#30

Mina%20Headshot%202 Holy Fuckballs! I haven’t had so much fun crushing old man nuts since that one time in Vegas!
Mina%20Headshot%202 Man, if this is what’s like in the ora 66 then I’m going to fit in just fine! 당신 안녕을 사랑!

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#31

Week 6: I’ve Exploded Before (Twitch VOD)

Clips:
Match 4 (Outcome Spoiler): https://clips.twitch.tv/DarkCooperativeGoatDatBoi
Match 7 (Elimination Spoiler): https://clips.twitch.tv/PricklyBillowingKoalaFUNgineer
Match 7: https://clips.twitch.tv/IcyTubularEelTBTacoLeft

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#32

It’s time for more OHPW in the usual place at the usual time.

Things are heating up as we get ready for RAISE HELL, the event where we raise hell. DCB tries once more to get rid of the Jabroni Royale against deathmatch wrestler Kelsey Slaughter in a Barbed Wire deathmatch with an explosion timer. 1 1/2 Dragons (Roy and Ryu) make their debut, Rosette and Flamander compete for a Hellweight title shot next week and Pineapple Pizza defend their Legion Titles against oRa 66.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
DivineCoffeeBinge © vs. Kelsey Slaughter

#2 Singles Match
Super Samio vs. Manic Misanthrope

#3 Tag Team Match
1 1/2 Dragons vs. Lawful Good

#4 Infernal Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match
Canada ‘Rosette’ Alderman vs. Flamander

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Vacation Skeleton vs. Mr. Shakedown ©

#6 Vacant Open Challenge
Somebody with a death wish vs. Vacant

#7 Legion Tag Championships
oRa 66 vs. Pineapple Pizza ©

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#33

Suzan%20Headshot%202 “Do you know what the difference between good soul, and a bad souls? The Drunken Scotsman Angus and the endless darkness Black were good souls. They proved to be challenging opponents and worthy of my time!”

Suzan%20Headshot%202“Dash Render however is a bad soul. He wouldn’t just lay down and get out of my way so I was forced to beat the piss out of him and try and show him the error of his ways. A task I failed at mind you. Yes Dash, I heard you banging outside my dressing room door, have some goddamned self-respect, you’re supposedly a warrior aren’t you?”

Suzan%20Headshot%202 “But I digress, at the pay per view in two weeks I will be facing either HellRanger Flamander or the Pink Warrior Rosette. They are both good souls and I will be happy to fight either one of them. So Rosette, Flamander, sort it out between yourselves who will face me and then be prepared to bring your best to the fight because at Raise Hell…”

Suzan Transforms into her Dark Knight form


"WE WILL RAISE HELL!!!"

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#34

Angus wakes up in the ring where he ended last weeks broadcast

Angus: the fu…

-rubs his head-

Angus: I need tae get me erse in gear ah dinnea wantae fight dcb

-looks at match card-

Angus: that’ll do ig…that’ll do

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#35

Mina%20Headshot%202 Mina saunters down to the ring with a 24 pack of beer

Mina%20Headshot%202 “Here, drink up dumbass, our match is only in 3 days and if we’re going to Cheat those Pizza fools out of their titles I’m need you unconcussed and good and drunk for when it rolls around.”

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#36

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 DivineCoffeeBinge © vs. Kelsey Slaughter for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Super Samio vs. Manic Misanthrope
#3 1 1/2 Dragons vs. Lawful Good
#4 Rosette vs. Flamander
#5 Vacation Skeleton vs. Mr. Shakedown © for the Bunny :3
#6 VACANT OPEN CHALLENGE
#7 oRa 66 vs. Pineapple Pizza © for the Legion Titles

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#37

OHPW - Week 7: Bad Vacation (Twitch VOD)

Clips:
Match 4: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/389417826

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#38

Angus; welp sucks fir the veggie tales or whoever they are. I finally found a tag partner worth her weight in gald…this gald

-taps his belt-

noo as fir the soon tae be died man bring it on rendar me an firestar will set yuir ass on fire…or blaw ye up its oor gimmick after aw

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#39

Mina%20Headshot%202 거룩한 씨 발 공 형제! What a goddamned good time yo! Nothing makes victory taste so sweet like cheating to win. Angus my dude, lets go out drinking to celebrate! Somewhere that has pizza, I really want Pizza right now for some reason.

Mina%20Headshot%202 Oh yeah right, before we go, Dash. I almost feel bad about the fact that me and Angus are gonna destroy your ass at the PPV…HAHAHA just kidding, I’m going to see how much fire it takes to make a spaceman fly. 당신을 사랑, 안녕!

Skips out of the arena while spooting off dual flame throwers

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#40

It’s time for wrasslin’ again in the usual place at the usual time.

This week we’ll raise some hell!

We’ll have Mask vs. Mask Match in which HazMatt and Chief Engineer try to settle their hazmat-suit related feud once and for all.
Vacation Skeleton will probably be destroyed by Malfest Goat-Monster.
Dash, that fool, is challenging the oRa 66 for the Legion Titles on his own.
And Flamander will take a shot at Suzan’s OHPW Infernal Hellweight Title.
Among other things, of course.

Here’s the match card:

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
DivineCoffeeBinge © vs. Super Samio

#2 Seven Deadly Pins (Interval Battle Royale)
Roy vs. Rick Wreckage vs. George Cluwney vs. Maya Northwind vs. Weeb Weaver vs. Inspector Jane vs. Palpatine vs. Fomore ©

#3 Singles Match
Kayu Zakisaka vs. Black

#4 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Canada ‘Rosette’ Alderman vs. Pantha ©

#5 Singles Match
Vacation Skeleton vs. Malfest Goat-Monster

#6 Bunny Championship :3
Anna May vs. Mr. Shakedown ©

#7 Legion Tag Championships
Dash Rendar vs. oRa 66 ©

#8 VACANT OPEN CHALLENGE
Someone vs. Vacant

#9 Cage Match - Mask vs. Mask
Chief Engineer vs. HazMatt

#10 OHPW Infernal Hellweight Championship
Flamander vs. Suzan Blades ©

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