Ah, leave it to TieTuesday to reference Weezer. That really got me.
Awww poor Michael Wilson, got President-Zoned by Jody.
I can’t believe that, in this game about the President of the United States piloting a mech to fight against the forces of the Vice President, it’s the rich funding a resistance that I can’t suspend my belief for.
I’ve been waiting for that last cutscene. “SUCK ON MY MISSILE PUNCH” is my favorite phrase in this game, though “HE GOT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” is a close second.
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Update!
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Okay yeah this level looks the roughest (so far) when it comes to voice work. I don’t think a single bit of information provided to you is useful? Also gameplay wise it seems…a mess.
Kinda want you to play one of the good Armoured Core games after this just to serve as contrast.
I can tell you that I certainly doodled the Super Assault Heavy Attack Olajiwan Helicopter in 8th grade.
This game is such a fantastic mess.
How many Americans died slaving away in Canada’s maple syrup mines?
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None of them - those who died were imposters.
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OOPS, I FORGOT TO DO UPDATES FOR THIS
Schedule turned to crap! And I put off the subtitling! But it’s mostly done! Just gotta record the commentary for the final episode at this point.
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I’m glad Richard and Jody have similar, bombastic tastes in celebrations. Mardi Gras just wouldn’t be the same, (and would probably be far safer,) without them.
Don’t know if they share the same excitement for public executions, though.
Congratulations to Tie Tuesday!
I can’t believe Metal Wolf tried to poison Chicago!!!
I’m sure one could argue that they weren’t told about the gas, but those guys gave everything they had to defend those towers that were spewing poison just a few meters away from them, all while their lungs were undoubtedly liquefying.
I love it when mooks take loyalty to a completely stupid level.
Coming in with that sweet Daddy Long Legs Lore:
Images blurred due to possible nightmare fuel
Technically, there are two different critters most commonly referred to as “Daddy Long Legs”.
The first is the Cellar Spider, which is actually a spider with a separate head and thorax, eight legs, venom, and fangs. These guys are largely responsible for the crazy cobwebs you see in the corner, but are basically harmless. They just eat flies and mosquitoes and stuff.
Cellar Spider^
The other is the Harvestman, which is technically an arachnid, but of an entirely different order known as the “Opiliones”. They only appear to have one body part (though they have two), eight legs, and chelicerae rather than fangs. They’re completely harmless to humans, and mostly eat very tiny insects and plants.
Harvestman^
That being said, Harvestmen do have a few bad-ass variants:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/94/Pseudo-ara%C3%B1a_nocturna_%28opilion%29.jpg/220px-Pseudo-ara%C3%B1a_nocturna_%28opilion%29.jpg
http://ketenewplymouth.peoplesnetworknz.info/image_files/0000/0001/6839/Harvestman__Soerensenella_prehensor-1.JPG
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2357/1860247290_3247bc9ee7.jpg
And that’s the difference between the two different kinds of Daddy Long Legs.
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The best animals are the ones that look like a bored kid designed them.
Checkmate atheists.
OH ! ! UPDATE !
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Forgot to say it at the time because I was tired, but god do I know the feeling of “hey there’s a thing no one knows how to get good luck doin’ that LP” a lot.
God am I excited for the ending though. This has been great, if weird and clunky.
OOPS, LP IS OVER NOW
Sorry it took so long!
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I’m playing my own drinking game at home except whenever someone mentions an Armored Core game I mainline the entire series until my eyeballs roll back in my head and I pass out.