“What I like the best to get ideas is, around my place, there’s an old guy who’s always drunk and always chatting about everything. I like to hang out with him, and maybe get new ideas from him.”
-Yoshirou Kimura, Director
Poor Boy
The 12 year-old who just moved to Long Life Town with his dad. He met the girl of his dreams, literally, and is on a quest to properly show her his love.
Girl
The 14 year-old girl of Poor Boy’s dreams. The daughter of Goro and Julie, she ran away from home into an empty lot in Poor Boy’s neighborhood. She loves stargazing.
Poor Boy’s Dad
Poor Boy’s loving father. He always seems to be reading the newspaper. He’s so worried about his son’s reputation in Long Life Town that he can’t sleep.
Michelle
Long Life Town’s resident street sweeper, literally. Although she looks old, she’s only 29. Michelle seems to have some odd habits, particularly when speaking to others.
Dr. Dandy
Long Life Town’s resident doctor. His hospital is right next door to Poor Boy’s house, which is convenient. Dr. Dandy seems to have some trouble sleeping as of late.
Batayan
A poor busker, living in a trailer home. He loves music, but it has yet to make him any money. Batayan hopes to find a job soon.
Mr. Cheapot
The owner of the local antique shop. He owns a dog named Rocky, though he seems rather ornery. Cheapot enjoys waxing nostalgic after hours.
Goro
Girl’s father and a sweet potato salesman. He’s a film and sweet potato enthusiast, treating them both as the highest art. Goro spends most of his day drinking at home.
Julie
Girl’s mother and the owner of a yakitori stand. She is the sole breadwinner of the family, and a wine connoisseur. Julie is unhappy with her husband and his laziness.
Mrs. Plum
The owner of Long Life Town’s sweets shop. She seems very kind. Plum’s most prominent feature is her dentures, which appear to be larger than her mouth.
Policeman
The sole member of the Long Life Town police force. His large head is intimidating, and he loves his night patrol. Policeman keeps track of all crimes in Long Life Town, waiting for the day he can arrest someone.
Conductor
The local train conductor, as his name implies. He’s always on time and takes his life’s work very seriously. Conductor loves trains, and hopes to find someone who appreciates them as much as he does.
Mr. Suzuki
A teacher at Long Life Town’s school. He lives in the sewer near Poor Boy’s house, and acts as a mentor for him. Suzuki understands the nuances of love, and enjoys writing poetry.
Lover’s Tree
Long Life Town’s legendary being. It is said that any two lovers who kiss underneath the tree will be together forever. Lover’s Tree keeps track of Poor Boy’s progress and bestows power upon him.
Onion Lady
A friend of Mr. Suzuki’s. She unpeels her outer layer when vulnerable.
Champ
A professional boxer who trains on light poles. He’s got good stamina, but a long combo can tire him out quick.
Mr. Apollo
A hermit with a rocket on his head. He wants to go to space, but he needs to practice his landing procedure.
Miss Thick Glasses
A bookworm. Even with her very large glasses, she seems rather clumsy and prone to tripping.
Mr. Music Box
A struggling musician. He hopes someone will show up to appreciate his work.
Mr. Retired Bucket
A professional trash can who has since retired. It seems like he misses his job.
Mr. Yamada
One of the teachers at Long Life Town’s school. He is frustrated that he hasn’t gotten paid lately, and continues to badger Mr. Suzuki about compensation.
Mr. Inoue
A retired teacher who now lives in the Worldly Desires Temple cemetery. He seems to have issues with the current temple monk’s wooden gong.
Monk Hoichi
The head monk of Worldly Desires Temple. He spends all day going out begging for money. He loves all people, especially those that make donations.
Bell
The daughter of Monk Hoichi and a follower of the Worldly Desires Temple. She handles temple maintenance, and is concerned about the temple bell.
Hasty Wizard
A 20,000-year-old man with a love for jogging. Perhaps if you followed him you could discover his secret to fast travel and longevity.
Mr. Frog
A frog with a water lily parasol. Whenever he hears the temple’s bell, he knows that it’s time for a short swim.
Agony Man
A distressed man in constant pain. He’s not actually scary, but his stretching is a little unsettling.
Chuck
A leather loving man living in the hospital. If only he’d stop swinging from his chain…
Yodzilla
A reasonably sized monster with a love for destruction. He enjoys stomping around the park, but gets tired if he does it too much.
Chopper
A girl who likes spinning. Maybe if you could spin as well as her, she’d open up to you.
Jamtrak 415
A train otaku. He seems to enjoy following the train schedules, and playing in the park.
Snobby Tengu
A yokai living in the cemetery. He loves to jump from gravestone to gravestone, but he has difficulty keeping balance with his large nose.
Voodoo Doll
A literal straw man, cursed to stay on this mortal plane. He vents a lot in the middle of the night, but doesn’t have too much stamina.
Eggplant Boy
A boy with an eggplant for a head. As he said, an eggplant is an eggplant. Simple, no?
Tin Signboard
A man wearing an advertisement sign on his back. He doesn’t want people to notice or pay attention to him, but he’s pretty bad at hiding.
Dr. Fill
A middle-aged inventor. He seems to be on the verge of a great discovery, but something’s missing…
Eucalyptuski
An athletic koala who’s training for the Olympics. His specialty is the backflip jump. Someone should show him appreciation for his hard work.
Pinch Poncho
A Peruvian culture enthusiast with a hot new song. He enjoys games of Red Light, Green Light.
Leo
The Long Life Town’s bathhouse owner. He’s rather knowledgeable about a wide variety of subjects, particularly tea brewing. He has a particular appreciation for the arts.
Turtle Boy
A turtle living in Leo’s home. He loves to figure draw, but can’t seem to find a subject.
Mr. Saito
A retired teacher who now lives outside Funny Bone Factory. He is well-versed in many martial arts and board games. He wants to see Poor Boy climb the corporate ladder.
Ad Balloon
A girl floating near the Funny Bone Factory. She’s trying to fly away from the area, but she can’t get enough air. The higher-ups at the factory have decided that her stunts are equivalent to advertisement for them.
Box Man
A philosophical man who lives in a box. He would love to talk about life with someone. Maybe you can get him to open up?
Robot King
An old-school robot toy who commands other toys. He enjoys talking walks late at night.
Mecha Yodzilla
The robotic older brother to Yodzilla, though he’s not much bigger. It seems he’s gotten several enhancements thanks to his time at the factory, including a new roar.
Jigsaw
A kid with a puzzle piece for a head. He feels like he’s missing something in life, maybe someone can help him feel whole.
Mrs. Iwata
A retired teacher who now lives in Scarecrow Field. She’s a UFO enthusiast and interested in extraterrestrial life. She wants you to believe, too.
Scarecrow
The titular scarecrow of Scarecrow Field. He used to be an important figure within Funny Bone Factory, but has since retired. He’d love to know what his friends are up to.
Miss Clam
A lady living in a clam shell. She seems a little under the weather, and she has difficulty opening up. Maybe you could do something to warm her up first.
Target
A rich guy who’s under fire from a Sniper. He’s scared to go out, but he also really needs to use the bathroom.
Sniper
An assassin out to kill Target. He has incredible accuracy and range, so be careful around him. He won’t let his guard down when he’s looking down his scope.
20 Year Old Guy
A young man. It’s unknown why he sits out like that all day, but maybe if you pass by him very carefully…
Man Spider
A spider with a face on its abdomen. Is that his true face, or merely a decoy to attract victims? No one’s quite sure.
Swimmer Daniel
A swimmer living near the Funny Bone Factory safe. He’s training for the Olympics, and his swimming and diving skills are incredible. He only loses focus when he comes up for air.
Thief Tip Toe IV
A thief that comes from a long line of thieves. It seems like his latest mark is something at Julie’s Bar, but what could it be?
Alien
An extraterrestrial who crashes into Scarecrow Field. They don’t speak nor understand your language, but there seems to be a connection between them and some artifacts in the area…
Zombie Mika
A lonely zombie living in the cemetery near the Worldly Desires Temple. She has an affinity for tea, though she seems to be having trouble remembering her original recipe.
I hope she can see through his Bad Boy act and realize that he has a deep understanding and appreciation for The Arts.
