Eat Lead: A "Parody"

The devs were at least cognizant that players would want to beat Dexter up. That said the premise of being a self aware character, that can alter the game while still in it has promise. Just the devs horrifically failed in their attempt to parody games.

If they were trying to make a joke about how soulless and interchangeable a lot of shooters are, they could’ve stopped a few levels ago, easily. The combat feels very much like something designed by committee and thrown at a bunch of programmers who somehow had to execute half a dozen trendy things at once, ultimately satisfying none of them all that well; there’s a time and place for lengthier battles with more durable enemies, but this just looks like a slog from start to finish.

I remember exactly one “good” gag from a trailer I saw of this back before it was released so I’m expecting that to land nowhere near as expected whenever we see it in action.

Also maybe I’m reading too into this but it’s a little weird how the first recurring enemies you’re encouraged to melee to death are meant to look like sexy ladies? Ones that the game makes kind of a thing about telling you how sexy/desirable/probably involved with Dexter they are right off the bat?

Happy E3 everybody

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Hey everyone. It’s been a while but we’ll have the next part up hopefully by this weekend (I’ve got a lot of audio to edit).
But yeah, I can only take so much of Matthew Hazardous before I need a break and these next videos are long.

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That’s entirely fair Fenns. Excited to see more of this train wreck.

Also calling him that reminds me of the time I met someone who called the Game Theorist “Matthew Patrick” by that long version of his name exclusively.

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It was painful, but we have the next part of Eat Lead for you:
https://youtu.be/-XUphGo1gvw

Now I have something for you, the people still watching this.
One of the next episodes (not the next and not the last) is also very long. It’s probably going to involve a lot of repetitive shooting dudes segments.

What I would like from you wonderful people, is to give us questions that we can answer during the video. So please ask us anything.

This is only for LPZone users, because I like y’all.

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I said “Let’s Soak Some Ass” to my boyfriend and then in order to explain why I had said that I had to show him the video, am i good???

Exposing your boyfriend to Eat Lead: Bad

Exposing your boyfriend to our LPs: Also Bad

ah shit I’m bad at this question thing

you were SUPPOSED to answer in the VIDEO

I’LL DO IT

I’ll fix it don’t worry

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“MATT HAZARD IS REAL AND SCARED OF MY RAW POWER” - Lynxwinters 2018

What are the best kinds of pets?

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Will you ever be accepting LP game footage from me again?

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For next Hazard time: Do you think you’ll tackle more Ninja Theory games, like Heavenly Sword or Hell Blade?

Also, does Lynx have a channel? Cause I know you’ve got the Infamous 2 on your place Fenns, but I’m curious if you’ve done the other games as well (and you should Second Son kicks ass).

Concerning the video in general: Yeah you’re…entirely correct, at this point ice power is worth it. These meat buckets worth of enemies are just ridiculous/

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All the LPs are on the FennsLP channel.
Anything we do separately is on our individual channels.
I don’t believe either of us have done anything else?

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I do have my own channel but I don’t use it for LP stuff, it’s more of a dumping ground for me to put things. Infamous 2 is the only game in the series I’ve played so far. I do own Second Son but never got around to it, but I would like to play it at some point. Maybe not LP it, though, editing an open world game where you need two playthroughs to show all the unique content was very time-consuming.

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Is social democracy a diversion from the revolutionary transformation of capitalism into socialism, or can capitalism be reformed into socialism?

I would normally save political discourse for twitter but capitalism can eat my ass

also less heavy questions please or else I’m gonna get real mad over a video of eat lead

Oh no, I’d hate to ruin the experience for you.

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What is the worst game that you still genuinely like?

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