Eat Lead™ is a game. It sure is a game, isn’t it. Since this game barely had any effort put into it, why should I put effort into this thread?
Here’s the first paragraph of the wiki article:
“Eat Lead pits players in the role of the title character, a “legendary” gaming hero who is “returning to glory” in a new video game, some 25 years after his debut game and 6 years after his last game. In reality, the Matt Hazard character is in his first video game, with a history made up by D3 Publisher to chronicle the character’s rise and fall in popularity. The Return of Matt Hazard marks Hazard’s fictitious “comeback” to the gaming scene. Hazard is voiced by Will Arnett, while Neil Patrick Harris voices his nemesis Wallace “Wally” Wellesley” (Neil you’re better than this)
Please remember the following term so you can slowly watch it die in real youtube time.
A video game has never caused me psychological pain like this one. Showing this to enemy combatants is considered a war crime. Real Soviet Bear played a mean prank on us and you all get to watch it.
I’m not gonna lie, the fact that Matt was responsible for his own downfall in the backstory might be the only funny joke in this whole game. I guess when you’ve proven you don’t have what it takes, being replaced is just an . . . occupational hazard.
Right it’s 3 I was thinking of. I always mix them up because after a decade of not having thought of them they kinda blend together. I just get this immediate reaction memory of Cortez going “IT’S TIME TO SPLIT” and everyone side-eying him and this game is trying to do that, so hard.
A project so insufferable it had to be split not only between commentators but a dedicated player in a padded room with no verbal contact between these two parties.
I commend the lot of you for your bravery and sacrifice for the prosperity of this great LP nation
