And so we return to Hyrule. The Legend of Zelda Spirit Tracks is a game for the Nintendo DS, and is a direct sequel to our last Zelda game, Phantom Hourglass. The amount of… DIRECTNESS this implies is rather shocking. Sure it’s one hundred years later, but everything’s mostly the same. Only the smallest, tiniest changes, for good or ill, where introduced. All in all, the game is… fine, baring one specific mechanic that makes it unbelievably intolerable. But we’ll talk about all THAT fun stuff later.
Updates will be, as usual, Monday and Friday. I hope you all enjoy, and are ready to have some fun train adventures!
Zodi Plays: The Legend of Zelda Spirit Tracks  All Aboard
Video Length: 42:02
We start off our adventure with a lovely story, and news of our impending graduation from train conductor school, which is a thing I guess. Over seen by the princess Zelda, because of course why wouldn’t it be. Of course once we’re there we meet the delightfully small Chancellor Cole, and we also receive a message from Zelda asking us to meet her after the ceremony. Long story short, she obviously noticed all the evil, ominous stuff going on, and is going to go do something about it! We’ve been recruited to help, and one decently easy but still miserable stealth section later (yes, in video one) we head off towards the Spirit Tower… and proceed to have a bad time.
Suffice to say our adventure is off to a stellar start! Hope you all enjoyed, I’ll see you all next time.
I feel like I played this less than Phantom Hourglass because I’m the weirdo who enjoyed Temple of the Ocean King more than this game’s equivalent, but it has a really distinct atmosphere, and does have notable improvements over PH.
Also I’m pretty sure I know which mechanic you’re talking about. I don’t think there’s ever been a game where the DS mic has been good.
How about, more train zelda.
Zodi Plays: The Legend of Zelda Spirit Tracks  Full Metal Princess
Video Length: 36:23
In this episode, I attempt to make a fun little conversation about how Zelda’s Butler’s ranting about how we need to find Zelda to tell Zelda she’s kidnapped is actually a hint towards the fact that we should hunt down that glowing sphere of light that came from her. As it turns out we get an explicit cutscene not five seconds later showing very clearly and concisely that actually no we don’t need to do any thinking, just following the dead princess please. After some banter, we pick up a very nice and not bad at all flute and head off to the secret path that leads from the castle to the Spirit Tower.
The secret path isn’t all that extensive. It features your bog standard Keese and Rats, but also introduces the new enemy Spinenuts! They’re little goomba boys who somehow take two hits to kill if you don’t jump attack them, and for some reason I cannot understand the jump attack just was NOT working for me on the day of recording. This is concerning. Other than that, it’s the same puzzles we saw last time, almost literally, to teach you that drawing on the map screen is a very useful tool. All in all, not that bad.
Then we get some exposition from Anjean, one of the Lokomos (think train oriented sheikah) and we learn what we must do to defeat Malladus; fix the tower’s segments by purifying the four shrines, then climb to the top to stop them from using Zelda’s body as a meat suit for the demon king! Sounds simple enough, but as we enter the Spirit Tower we get the first of two frightening realizations in the game… this game has an Ocean King’s Temple! Yes, that right, we have basically the exact same mechanic this time around! I don’t think/recall there is a time limit this go around, but to make up for it they made the puzzles extra challenging. They also, however, introduced the BEST mechanic; Zelda can possess a stunned Phantom and become your controllable partner! This part is super cool, and is a fun inversion of the earlier stealth segment. Zelda can move fine, it’s Link who has to sneak. I don’t think this justifies having such an early stealth segment, but overall the end result is pretty cool I think. We get through the exactly one floor of puzzles to get our Rail Map, which is totally not a Sea Chart, and with that end the video on a high note.
So yeah. I hope you all enjoyed this one! I’ll see you all next time for… the worst, if I’m remembering correctly. Take care.
Spirit Tracks Zelda is probably my favorite non-Tetra Zelda. She’s just so energetic and weird and it’s great. Also, unlike Phantom Hourglass making Tetra irrelevant for the whole, this game reversed Wind Waker’s Zelda and allowed her to actually have a presence. Weird how that worked out.
Train Zelda is the most active Zelda out of all of them, somehow, and she’s literally dead. It’s fantastic.
I bring unto thee, a Zeldo.
Zodi Plays: The Legend of Zelda Spirit Tracks  Blow Hard
Video Length: 23:53
In today’s exciting episode, we ride our train to a tree farming village, hang out with some burly lumberjacks, learn about the Lost Woods and have a… let’s say fun time getting through it, and then have a rather annoying bomb puzzle to get to our actual destination! Once we’re there we meet Gage of the Lokomos, who begins teaching us the ways of the Spirit Flute, which will consume much of my own written word here in this update.
So, the Spirit Flute. You hold the screen and blow into the microphone to play a note, moving the stylus left and right to change where you’re blowing. Simple enough, and yet somehow so very very bad. As you can plainly see, the hit detection is… off, in a lot of ways, and even when it does hit it often hits for half-notes or stutters weirdly. Now, for this first Lokomos song, this is fine! No harm done, it’s actually surprisingly lenient!
The final song took me like an hour or so. Possibly longer. It’s not that this is even necessarily a BAD mechanic, but it’s not implement well at all. Given the fact that I’m talking on top of blowing my lungs out trying to play the damn flute, this game is probably going to be the hardest game I’ve LPed from a “okay let’s record this” standpoint.
That all aside we’ve cleared the song and cleared our way forward to the Forest Temple. Hope you all enjoyed, I’ll see you all next time where we take it on man to building. Take care.
How about a Zelda? That sounds cool yeah?
Zodi Plays: The Legend of Zelda Spirit Tracks  Forest Temple
Video Length: 21:46
In this exciting episode, we ride our train off to the first dungeon; the Forest Temple! Much like Phantom Hourglass (and in retrospect a lot of Zelda’s probably) the highlight is the dungeons, and we start off on a pretty good one. While it’s not very elaborate, the Forest Temple in Spirit Tracks is a really solid first dungeon. It’s not too hard, but not too easy either I think. The enemies within (minus the Spinenuts) all interact with the dungeon item, either due to removing the stank left behind by the Vengas, removing the stank from the Bubbles so you can hurt them, or using the Blastworm’s as possible objects. It’s actually pretty cool! Minus the fact that uh, you need to get used to using the Whirlwind, which requires standing ramrod in place, swiveling with he stylus, and blowing into the mic. This at least doesn’t require THAT much effort, but it takes a bit for me to get the hang of things and I end up kinda straining myself. Oops.
Not helped that the boss, Armoured Colossus Stagnox, requires the Whilrwind almost exclusively. First to blow the stank from his (or her, she does give birth to all those Blastworms) butt so you can slice it up, then to blow Blastworms back at her to stun her during phase 2. This is actually a pretty cool boss fight, even if it’s not all that difficult. IT also shows the weird cutscene oddity with this game; the rooms and bosses that involve both screens being used are positioned to sync up together! The cutscenes otherwise are not! It’s so weird, since the tech is clearer there to make it work properly, they just don’t use it 100% of the time.
At any rate, we slay Stagnox, unseal the Green Force Gem (bet you were expecting something other than one of these!) and reconnect the spirit tracks to the Spirit Tower, fixing one fourth of the tower. We get a heart container for our trouble, and the satisfaction of having blown a monster to death. Sweet!
Hope you all enjoyed, I’ll see you all next time for our first dip into the game long dungeon that is the Spirit Temple. Take care.
Hey let’s do some training today.
Zodi Plays: The Legend of Zelda Spirit Tracks  Spirit Tower Block One
Video Length: 24:59
Look it’s hard to come up with funny titles ALL the time okay? Anyway, in this exciting episode, we blitz our way back to the Tower of Spirits so we can see about getting our next rail map. On the way we encounter some nasty Dark Trains that can instantly kill us if they do much as touch us, which is going to be… let’s say a bit of a hassle with regards to traversing the world. They can’t be killed, just stunned, so we’re always going to have to deal with this looming threat of “we’re on a collision course and I can’t actually adjust our path” and that’s just unfortunate. It’s weird because like, in terms of “you are a train conductor video game” this kinda rules, it feels very much like you ARE piloting a train and have to make every move in advance. But mechanically it’s kinda awful garbage that just moving across the game world is THAT dangerous.
At any rate, we get to the Spirit Tower relatively unscathed and begin climbing it once more. We encounter some new enemies (Miniblins on Armos, Geozards) that we need to dispatch and new puzzle elements to keep in mind (riding on Zelda’s shield, blowing wind at fans though this isn’t actually NEW, persay). All in all I like it, though it’s pretty clear that we’re missing a lot of stuff in this cube that we’ll need other floors and other items to get too. It’s over relatively quickly though, another trade up from Phantom’s Ocean King Temple.
With the Snow Realm rail map acquired, we can now go wherever we wish! Only it turns out the monsters of the world are getting more restless, so we uh… actually need to stop by Castle Town to talk to Alfonzo. He’ll know what to do to deal with these porcine threats to our poor train’s safety! And he does… only he has to take us home to Abode Village first. And that’s where we leave it off for today.
Hope you enjoyed, I’ll see you all next time for a good and happy fun time. Take care!
Onwards, to further Zeldas!
Zodi Plays: The Legend of Zelda Spirit Tracks  Rabbitland Rescue
Video Length: 23:18
In this exciting episode of Spirit Tracks, we prepare to leave the Spirit Tower… only to be horribly menaced by boars in a very clear and present attempt to tell us we really, truly have to go do this plot thing or we’ll die. This is a conflicting thing for me because on the one hand, we do NEED the thing it’s telling us to go do, both to defend ourselves and just progress in general. And if we went all the way to the edge of this realm to find that we needed to choo choo all the back… that would be bad. But ruthlessly beating the crap out of you is probably not great design either. At any rate, we return to Castle Town and pick up Alfonzo, who is ready to go back to Abode Village.
Once back home, we’re given the cannon for our train so we can defend ourselves, and Grandpa Niko gives us his stamp book. Now, he never managed to get the stamp machines to STAMP anything, in his youth, so I have no idea how he knew what these things were, but hey it’s a game long side quest. Let’s get it done! And we do so, revisiting all the areas related to the Forest Temple and getting them stamped (plus some treasure chests and loot on the side). Then we’re off… only to encounter a second game long side quest; Rabbitland! The… odd fellow who runs the place gives us our bunny catching net and tells us to go forth and catch bunnies so that we may frolic in peace. We’ll attend to this as we can.
And that’s… basically it. We end off this episode in the land of the Anouki once more. I’m curious if they’ll have any fun puzzles with horrible punishments like last time, because I truly genuinely do not remember. This is one of the fun parts about playing a game I played and beat once long ago; I remember just enough to not be blind, but I forget so much details it may as well be blind. It rules.
Anyway, I hope you all enjoyed. I’ll see you all next time for… snow. More snow.
I actually do like the
Demon Dark Trains, though sometimes they are more of a nuisance when you’re just trying to travel. Still, there’s a certain area in the game that’s basically made to be an extended game of keepaway from the murder trains and I really enjoyed that.
The rabbits, though… that’s a sidequest I didn’t care for.
Admittedly I don’t remember any of the rail maps except for the forest realm, so we’ll see. I’ll probably come off with a better opinion of the Dark Trains once I’m used to them again.
Stop me if you heard this one before; what if we did a new Zelda today.
Zodi Plays: The Legend of Zelda Spirit Tracks  Mr Big Deal
Video Length: 30:27
In this episode, we are forced to interact with the Anouki once again! In Phantom Hourglass they were quite a hassle, and here… not as much, but still pretty silly. On the plus side, the puzzle they ask us to do is actually pretty easy and has some visual aids to help with it. It’s cool and I like it. After matching up all the Anouki into combat pairs (and helping defeat a few enemies around the village) we’re given the go-ahead to head to the Snow Sanctuary, through a scary ice cave. The ice cave in question has a monsterous miniboss in it, though it’s rather easy all things considered. The double-edged sword of Train Combat is that there’s only so much you can do with it.
With that done we make our way through the Snow Sanctuary, up to where Steem is. We cut our way through wolves and Ice Chu’s, and have to solve a puzzle that… honestly feels broken and weird, and then finally meet our Lokomo friend. And then… it is flute time. Oh is it ever flute time. The flute has some issues in this episode, some of which I manage to find a solution for; the microphone is actually off set to the right on the 3DS I’m using to record, like the original DS’s… but in the bottom right of the system, instead of the top right corner of the bottom. Which means nine times out of ten a hand will end up blocking it. So yeah, I manage to beat this one, but not without some frustration. And we’re not even at the hardest one yet…
Regardless, the rail map is energized and the path to the Snow Temple is clear. Aside from the horrible blizzard surrounding it. Hope you all enjoyed, next time we take on a new dungeon!
All board, it’s time for another Spirit Tracks.
Zodi Plays: The Legend of Zelda Spirit Tracks  Ferrus Boiler’s Day Off
Video Length: 22:58
In this episode, we discover- unsurprisingly- that the path to the Snow Temple is obscured by a horrible magic blizzard. The Anouki let us know that a youth who researches the Spirit Tracks likely knows how to get through it. We check out his home at the Wellspring Station, and find he’s gone to take photos of the Dark Trains. After some futzing around on the tracks looking for him, we find the guy and learn how to get through to the Snow Temple. We then do so.
Yeah not a very eventful episode. This happens sometimes. Hope you all enjoyed though, I’ll see you all next time!
This feels like a fine morning for a Zelda.
Zodi Plays: The Legend of Zelda Spirit Tracks  Fraaz
Video Length: 28:31
In this exciting episode, we take on the Snow Temple! And while I don’t really mention it in video since I’m just having a lot of fun with it, this dungeon is a wonderful example of iterative puzzle design! Now, there’s really only the one critical path, no variety in what ways you CAN do the temple, but all the puzzles build off each other in a really interesting way. We’ve got the bells we need to collect, done through a series of ice pushing puzzles. We’ve got the fire and ice flame torches, interactable with the dungeon item; our fancy new boomerang. We’ve got increasingly harder challenges WITH those torches, culminating in a challenge were we’ve gotta hit multiple torches with different elements all at once, while staying within the length limit of the boomerang. It’s all really cool!
Made even cooler by two facts. Firstly, the Whirlwind fan is still relevant for much of the dungeon! That’s cool, and a little rare for this series. Secondly, the boss also uses those same mechanics the dungeon used. Fraaz requires being hit, sometimes multiple times, with the opposite element to whatever one he’s currently preparing to spit out. It’s a hectic, troublesome boss fight but it’s one that really feels like a capstone to what the dungeon has been making you do in general. The Forest Temple kinda has that as well, with blowing the bomb larva at it and stuff, but it doesn’t’ quite have the same feel.
With Fraaz defeated, the Snow Force Gem is saved and another main line to the Spirit Tower is restored. Another chunk of building snaps into place, and our next destination is clear; next time, we return to the Tower of Spirits to climb it ever further. Hope you all enjoyed, I’ll see you all next time.
Fraaz is a really cool boss, though surprisingly difficult for the second boss of the game. Maybe it’s the lack of resources; four hearts is pretty low for how accurate Fraaz can be.
Posting this a little earlate because I definitely did not forget to edit this up due to being sick as shit.
Zodi Plays: The Legend of Zelda Spirit Tracks  Darkness Mechanic
Video Length: 28:19
In this episode, we make our way out of the Snow Temple… after a surprisingly long amount of running around to get around the Dark Trains. How rude of them! We do end up getting a fair amount of rupees and a few bunnies for it though, so it’s good. We also make our way over to a friendly face; Beedle and his Shop Ship. This time an airship, and surprisingly hard to dock with. He’s more or less the same as he was in Phantom Hourglass, barring a few things we’ll get into Later. We buy bombs from him, since in like half the Zelda game’s bombs are just an item you stumble across in a store as opposed to being a dungeon item and that feels kinda weird to me.
With that all done we get back to the Tower of Spirits to get into our next chunk of tower… and it’s a hell of a chunk! Welcome to awful darkness mechanics that, for the most part, actually make this worse than the Ocean King’s Temple. The time limit and the harsh punishment of getting spotted and smacked, the horrifying length and constant repetition, it’s all a lot. But is it worse than “here is an entire chunk of floors where you see basically nothing”? That’s for you to decide. In my opinion it just barely does, after being reminded of it.
and that’s the episode for todaynight. I hope you all enjoyed, I’ll see you all next time. After that who knows I’ve been mainlining cough candies all day I might be dead by next week. I hate being sick. Take care.
I’m feeling better, and a Zelda video appears. Funny how these things work.
Zodi Plays: The Legend of Zelda Spirit Tracks  Take Em All Out
Video Length: 26:17
In this exciting episode, we have a… interesting time slicing our way through the rest of this chunk of the Tower of Spirit, and then get our next rail map. However, we won’t be going to the new place juuust yet, we’ve got some minor clean up to do. Minor clean up that ends up taking up the rest of the video, as these things tend to do. We do some practice fighting with Guard Captain Russel, who as it turns out is another train term since the “Russel Car” is what Japan calls the Wedge Plow. Just a neat thing. We get a heart container from it, and that’s the only thing of value this minigame has so we’re never touching it again!
Then we do the minigame that names this video; Take Em All Out. Or is it Take Em All On, I literally don’t remember anymore being sick sucks folks. Regardless it’s a fun little challenge where we fight our way through a ton of enemies. All stuff we’ve handled before, since this first chamber is basically just all Dungeon 1 enemies. It ends with a boss refight, a rarity in the Zelda series! Our reward is, of course, another Heart Container. Heck yeah.
And that’ll be it for today. I hope you all enjoyed. Bit a lowkey episode today, but I was sick it’s how these things go. Take care!
Hey, what if we did some more Zelda. That’d be fun right?
Zodi Plays: The Legend of Zelda Spirit Tracks  Pass-Enger
Video Length: 28:07
In this one, we finally make our way to the bridge to the Ocean Realm… unsurprisingly it is broken and in need of some fixing. Thankfully, the owner of the nearby Trade Store knows exactly who can help us… though of course we already do as well. But it takes the return of a fan beloved character('s grandson) to save the day! Unfortunately this is basically all he does, beyond serving as a shop once this whole mess is dealt with. We’ll go over what Linebeck the Third does once he does so.
But yeah, we need to get the bridge builder, and get him we do. It’s time for the minigame I thought we had to do with Alfonzo! Transporting passengers requires strict adherence to rail signs, and a general level of competency when it comes to parking the train. I’ve been trying to practice this, but it appears I forgot you can’t emergency break with a passenger because they’ll get hurt. Now, I don’t actually KNOW what happens if the passenger jumps out of the train and yells a bunch at you, but presumably it makes you restart the minigame? Which is uh… bad, for a number of reasons. Also during this minigame we open up our first star gate, quite conveniently since I had forgotten where the first gate even was!
Unfortunately… it’ll take 5000 rupees to get this bridge fixed. And good ole Linebeck the Third has put the bill entirely on our foot. Great. Thankfully, OUR Linebeck left a fun little treasure hunt to find a Regal Ring that will give us the big bucks when sold… to Linebeck, the man who needs to give the money over. This damned monster of a man I just noticed that discrepancy HERE, as I write this. Good lord. I hate Linebeck the third since he’s all of the bad qualities of Linebeck without any of the good, or the opportunity to learn those good.
At any rate, with trusty clues in hand we head off to find the buried treasure. Hope you all enjoyed, I’ll see you all next time! Take care!
Time for a long one today. Hope you’re ready!
Zodi Plays: The Legend of Zelda Spirit Tracks  There and Back Again
Video Length: 42:01
In this episode, we finally pay off the bridge debt, but not before making Linebeck the Third our… less than altruistic ally, and gaining access to the ability to customize our train! As well as buy train parts, by trading him large amounts of treasure. Now, when I originally played this game I uh… barely got ANY treasure and as such basically got nothing. I’ll be doing my best to get all the pieces since it’s actually fairly viable to do so in this game, but we’ll see how that goes. Like with Phantom Hourglass, I don’t make any real promises.
More importantly, we finally get access to the Ocean Realm! And in doing so we get access to one village that is entirely without purpose in almost every single regard, and also the Ocean Sanctuary where Carben hangs out. Unfortunately, after some fooling around, we learn that he ended up NOT kidnapped like the men of the village, but instead hanging out with some birds. I don’t know why they made us go through all this when we could have just found him on our first visit to the town, but so it goes. Lotta busy work in this one folks.
We do have something interesting happen; An oddity for a game about a train, but we’re attacked by pirates! A veritable swarm of miniblins attack, followed by one massive, hp sponge of an asshole in the Big Blin. If any enemy gets close enough to Carben during this, and manages to get him in a cage, it’s an explicit game over! Which uh… is bad, except for the part that this is actually fairly easy. And with the pirates all slain, we can finally perform our awful awful flute time with Carben to reveal the rest of the Ocean Spirit Track, which we do. Not before getting a taste of how miserable it is to play a flute song with notes that aren’t all lined up together of course, but still…
And with that, this extra long episode is done. I could have probably cut it in the middle somewhere, but I felt it worked better like this. Hope you all enjoyed, take care, and happy holidays.
warbles incoherently choo choo.
Zodi Plays: The Legend of Zelda Spirit Tracks  Hell Ocean
Video Length: 21:05
In this episode, we make our way into the ocean realm proper, and learn some uncomfortable truth about how sounds don’t actually travel in this universe unless you’re visibly looking at where they want them to go! Having to do an entire lap of this area again just t activate the switches that refused to activate the first time around is… very silly, but it allowed us to get a good number of Ocean Rabbits and deal with some nasty enemies, primarily the Cannon Boats. Once we activate the three whistle switches, it’s time for some underwater training!
The underwater stuff is, honestly, pretty cool. It’s as beautiful as a simple DS game can muster, and honestly has some nice aesthetics… unfortunately the Ocean Octorok’s are rude and the torpedo version of our cannon is basically worthless with regards to aiming. It’s frustrating, and leads to more than a few sketchy situations here. This is also our first encounter with Armoured Trains and… let’s just say it’s a bit of a doozy. I may be underselling it a tad.
That done, we get to the Ocean Temple, and head off. Hope you all enjoyed, I’ll see you all next time!