Short update this time, but the way this day is paced, I really couldn’t help it.
No new danger/u/ threads today, which I think is a blessing or something.
The messages have suddenly stopped and everything is normal again. Still, we can’t stop wondering what’s the deal.
Was it a prankster, or someone who just discovered how to subvert public communication channels in Lilim?
Either way, some reports indicate that Lilim behavior has been rather unusual as of late, although we can only imagine the confusion they were going through.
Not the first time
Let’s not forget that something similar happened five years ago, when Lilim advancement was at its historic high. Fortunately, nothing came out of it. Will it happen again? Time will tell.
The ones without artificial intelligence, mind you!
The King of the West, KAN-JYE from the western nation of Kanyevania, has approximately 6000 robot soldiers, all of whom look like the hottest girls around. But is this show of quirkiness from the wacky dictator problematic?
”Those dictators from Venezuela or whatever just do whatever they want, they don’t give a sh*t,” Mariana Zimmer, 35, told The Augmented Eye during a street interview.
”They’re all pretty hot though, if I was him, I’d have done the same. Why bother with the ‘real’ thing when you just make them from scratch to match your every need?”
More as we investigate.
A Kanye West reference and a pointless dig at Venezuela at the same time? Keep it classy Sukeban.
If you weren’t a fan of yuri or slice-of-life shows already, then be prepared to join the moe church this season with the premiere of Yooroo Yooree, one of the funniest shows I’ve seen in recent years.
The pals at the popular danger/u/ forum seem to be divided, however.
”This is such an obvious pandering.”
”Remember when anime was about women doing womanly things and beating the shit out of each other? What is this trash?”
”You girls are just haters who hate their lives :^)”
”I’m going to marry Shina Tsu!”
”Wake me up inside!”
You can catch YY every Friday on RSTV.
Seems like I got my hopes up for nothing, huh? Fun fact: there’s actually a danger/u/ website online. It might just be worse than its in-game counterpart.
“You came in your uniform!”
Like I said before, what kinda Christmas celebration has a dress code?
“…these ARE the nicest clothes I have with me.”
“Besides, you and Gil are in your uniforms too.”
“Well, I can’t really show up in casual clothing. I’m being monitored.”
“What about the kilt you wore that one time?”
Are…are kilts casual clothing? They can’t be. Can they?
“I’m still surprised that one didn’t break the dress code somehow.”
“And you, Gil?”
“You people depress me.”
Didn’t expect Dana of all characters to be relatable.
“Ah, Alma’s here.”
“You know, there was a time when people greeted others before saying stuff like that.”
“Come on, Jill. Treat her properly.”
“Welcome to Valha-…wait.”
“AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”
This is like calling your teacher mom, but worse, somehow.
“Man, if that’s not a sign that you need to ease up on the work, I don’t know what is.”
“Shut up. It’s become a reflex.”
“Wait. Alma also came in her usual attire. Why aren’t you saying anything to her?”
“Ribbed sweaters get a free pass.”
“Why?”
“…”
Considering that both Alma and Dana are wearing some form of sweaters, I’m just going to assume this is someone’s fetish.
“Silly question. Nevermind.”
“Jamie came earlier too. The dogs went with him to get some ice.”
Speaking of: is Jamie even a character? He looks like Adam Jensen and is Badass but…I don’t know anything about him.
“Don’t we have ice?”
“Trying to take it out of the bartending station is a chore, so it’s better to buy some outside.”
“Huh…”
”This conversation feels a lot like filler…”
“What were you doing back there, Alma?”
“Setting up the food warmer.”
“The what?”
I’m going to assume that means microwave.
“I bought it three days ago.”
“It’s amazing. It looks like just a set of wires, but you can create a frame with them.”
So it’s a needlessly complicated version of a microwave?
“Put the food inside it, press a button and watch as it warms the food up just like a microwave!”
“It’s an infomercial bauble, though. Really useful, but tricky to handle at the same time.”
So what you’re saying is that Dana got scammed like a chump.
“One wrong move and we’ll be out of food for the night.”
“Everything will be scorched in a second.”
“Oh.”
“So you’ve bought infomercial stuff too?”
People that aren’t grandmas buy that stuff?
“Haven’t you? It’s at the very least a good idea for gifts.”
“Well…”
“DYNAMIC ENTRYYYY!!
Ah fuck.
You know the drill.
“Finally, at least somebody came after me.”
The body AND the sense of humor of a 12-year old. The complete package!
“sigh”
“Oh, don’t be like that. She’s not saying it out of malice or anything. She just found it funny.”
“You’re taking her side now?”
“Jealous?”
“You wish.”
“You don’t need to fight for me.”
“We’re not.”
Took the words right out of my mouth.
“I’ll go check the microwave wires thingy. I’m starting to get hungry.”
“Great idea.”
“Oh…”
“Ah, hello Jill.”
“Soldier! You’re late!”
“Hey J!”
“See? That’s how you greet people.”
“You shut it!”
“…”
“I-I’ll go help Al…um…a.”
The dogs are honestly fairly annoying characters but they keep Dorothy away, so who can really tell if they’re good or not.
“I’ll go help sweater pups.”
“Something wrong?”
“She’s not good with dogs.”
“Oh.”
“I know what I said. How’s the food doing?”
“It’s doing well, but it’ll take a bit.”
“Can’t you speed it up?”
“I’ve used those microwave wire things before. It’s either ‘warm nicely but slowly’ or ‘burn that bitch’.”
“So, how long?”
”About a year.”
“15 minutes or so. A bell will ring when the time comes.”
“We need to kill some time then.”
“Hm…”
I’d suggest Russian Roulette.
“Alright, let’s play Truth or Dare.”
The favorite game of teenagers all around the globe!
“What?”
“I’ll pass.”
I take it the writer realized there was barely a character there so he wisely opted out of including Jamie.
“Games are for kids!”
“I’m in!”
“Sure, I’ll play.”
“Sounds fun! Aslongasthatmuttstaysawayfromme.”
“That’ll make the time pass faster.”
“I’ll pa-…”
“You’ll play.”
What a good boss.
“…”