You know the drill, it’s time for me to continue having opinions on Fire Emblem characters! Man it’s hard to make descriptions for these!
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Ratchet & Clank continue their search for Captain Qwark. Pinning the guy down is pretty difficult given we’re mostly seeing him in ads, but surely he’s gotta be around for that hoverboard race he’s supposed to be hosting, right?
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We’ve been on sidequest duty for so long that now that we’re on Chapter 8, New LA is under attack. The Ganglion are marching towards the city, and as always they’re ignoring our pleas to not kill us. So, it’s our job to throw as many of them into the garbage can with our big robots as possible.
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It’s that time of year again? That’s right! You may not have noticed, but it was recently Christmas Eve, so once again I find myself playing Sonic the Hedgehog 3 and doing a little reminiscing of the various games I played throughout the year.
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Well, it turns out Captain Qwark is a sellout, which really isn’t that surprising considering the number of ads we’ve seen him in. But that also means he’s teamed up with a dangerous, planet-destroying capitalist and now we’ve seen the lengths he’ll go to to remove us. And uh… Ratchet does not appreciate that Clank fell for a ruse. And now he’s going to be petty about it for several hours.
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Níðhöggr, are you really gonna eat the world tree after last night’s banner and dressed like that?
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It’s sidequest time once again, and today we discover that someone left a bunch of explosive beanie babies around New LA. Thankfully, there’s no actual time limit to finding them because there’s 99 of them and I cannot be bothered doing that all at once. So instead, it’s time to check in on the cult situation and that xenophobic guy! How… fun???
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We continue our search for Dr. Young, and unfortunately Joker has a lot of people on her tail that seem closer than we are. Being able to destroy the Titan formula would be one victory, but that’s probably not all we need to do to stop Joker’s plan.
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If we want Ratchet to see the surface of Orxon, we’ll have to get an O2 mask from a resort. As you do. Of course, after preventing some illegal dumping in the pristine-ish resort waters, then we actually gotta get through Orxon. Which isn’t exactly easy!
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I swear I like Knoll. I just like other people more.
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Today, we once again scour the Ma-non ship to help out the local Xenoforms. We’ll be helping the Prone strategize, accidentally aiding staff fraud, and getting the Nopon caravans to put on a fireworks show.
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Batman may have burned the Titan formula, but it seems Joker still knows a way to make men into hulking monstrosities. He’s gone off to the Botanical Garden to put a bow on the Titan project, and we’re running out of time to stop him. So uh… what are the odds Joker hasn’t set up anything to keep us busy?
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Ratchet is still honed in on taking revenge on Captain Qwark. Will that be a problem? Considering Chairman Drek is the one with any actual power and Qwark is just a washed-up has-been, priorities do seem like they should be a little different.
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“Okay what does this one look like” I say every time a Heroes character appears. The answer is surprisingly varied, and even more surprisingly they’re not all hot messes!
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With the Zaruboggan recently integrated into the city, there’s a lot of sidequests we’ll need to tackle about their involvement in the city. We get to solve a kidnapping, find some absentminded guy, and… really, a lot of this is helping a lot of the Zaruboggan absorb garbage through the air.
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If we want to stop Poison Ivy, we need some plants. Very specific and rare plants. The closest of which are in Killer Croc’s lair in the sewers. As you might imagine, Killer Croc is very happy to see us, but mostly because he’s got plans to strip the fancy costume and the meat off of Batman’s bones, because he eats people in this canon. So uh… let’s try to avoid that.
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Qwark is out of the way, and now Ratchet has realized that leaving Drek to his own devices is a very bad idea. Now we just need to figure out a way to stop the ongoing “destroy several planets for the sake of this new one I Frankenstein’d together” plan.
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Another piece of the White Whale has been located, so Julia and friends head out to see if it’s the Life Hold they’ve been looking for. The only problem is, the plains are looking pretty empty, and there seems to be quite a few eyes on us as we go.
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Batman’s got a cure for the Titan formula, and he’s made it back to the surface. Poison Ivy needs to be stopped, but Joker’s still ready and waiting to bring his plans to the stage. The night may be nearly over, but the dark knight has quite the hurdle to overcome to save Gotham.
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We’re closing in on Chairman Drek, but there’s still one snag we didn’t account for: the last planet in the Chairman’s way is Veldin, Ratchet’s home planet. So uh… no change in how soon this needs to be addressed, but it’s quite a bit more personal now!
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