It’s Night in The Woods, you are a cat named Mae who dropped out of college and returns to her hometown of Possum Springs, which much like alot of small towns is just straight up decaying. While you were off at school, some things changed. Also shit’s gonna get weird, and also maybe kinda supernatural.
NOTE: IF YOU HAVE NOT PLAYED THIS GAME AND WANT TO, DONT WATCH THE LP. GO PLAY IT FOR YOURSELF. Alot of the punch this game packs is in seeing where the story goes and in the interaction between characters. Watching it before you play it will remove that impact the story has.
Lucky for you, I have a plan, it is the SELMERS POETRY CONTEST. I have one copy of Night in the Woods to give away on Steam! Here’s how it works! Send a short poem to micolithe at gmail.com with the Subject “SELMERS.” - I will then post up a poll with all the poems for people to vote on their favorites, your poems will be anonymous on the poll, I’ll reveal who wrote what after the contest ends. But yeah, whoever gets the most votes will win a copy of the game! I’d offer PS4 but there’s no real easy way to gift games on PSN still.
This LP will be a little different than how I usually do them. Anyone who has followed my LP’s in the past will know the format, where I just gather whoever’s online on Discord and drag them into a call and we just shoot the shit. WELL this game is very text and story driven, so in addition to THOSE videos I’ll also be putting up No Commentary versions in case our stupid idiot jokes distract you from reading the text too much.
—NIGHT IN THE WOODS—
01: (Commentary) (No Commentary) - Disarmed
02: (Commentary) (No Commentary) - So Much Porn
03: (Commentary) (No Commentary) - Nightmare Eyes
04: (Commentary) (No Commentary) - Nuke Possum Springs
05: (Commentary) (No Commentary) - Crimes
06: (Commentary) (No Commentary) - Ft Lucenne
07: (Commentary) (No Commentary) - Rain and Crusties
08: (Commentary) (No Commentary) - Mechanics
09: (Commentary) (No Commentary) - House Call
10: (Commentary) (No Commentary) - The Juice Zone
11: (Commentary) (No Commentary) - Wounds
12: (Commentary) (No Commentary) - Dinner at Bea’s
13: (Commentary) (No Commentary) - Harfest
14: (Commentary) (No Commentary) - Ghosty Stuff
15: (Commentary) (No Commentary) - The Library
16: (Commentary) (No Commentary) - Rabies
17: (Commentary) (No Commentary) - The Historical Society
18: (Commentary) (No Commentary) - Train Tracks
19: (Commentary) (No Commentary) - Donut Wolf
20: (Commentary) (No Commentary) - Thryy Wyrd Tyyns
21: (Commentary) (No Commentary) - Best Available Friends
22: (Commentary) (No Commentary) - The Nasty Crimeboys
23: (Commentary) (No Commentary) - Possum Jump
24: (Commentary) (No Commentary) - Night Hike
25: (Commentary) (No Commentary) - Black Goat
26: (Commentary) (No Commentary) - What Trolley Thing?
27: (Commentary) (No Commentary) - Rat Mom
—LOST CONSTELLATION—
01: (Commentary) (No Commentary) - Screaming Forest Ice Babies
02: (Commentary) (No Commentary) - Glundinhorn
03: (Commentary) (No Commentary) - The Huncher’s Hollow
04: (Commentary) (No Commentary) - The Forest God
—LONGEST NIGHT—
B1: (Commentary) (No Commentary) - Longest Night
—SELMERS POETRY SLAM 2017—
Contest has only just started! I have one copy of NITW to give away on steam! Send your best poem to micolithe at gmail.com with the subject line SELMERS.
Deadline for entry is March 11th at midnight EST!
After I have gathered the poems there will be a Google Doc here where you can vote on your favorite.
Congrats to Morroque for winning by default.