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Part 22: Wherein nobody pays attention to Arcus.


And so… After getting through the Frosty Forest, Joat’s team… Headed further north… The more they advanced… The harsher the conditions became…

Is the narrator winded?

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Joat: (We’ve walked a long way here…)

If not for Alakazam’s Team, I would say it would be alright to stop here and rest a bit. I mean, not only is the journey rather treacherous for most, but even with an expert tracker, with all of the disasters muddling up the scents and/or tracks, it’d take a powerful psychic to figure out exactly where Team Zephyrai is…

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Joat: (Cherithe looks exhausted, too… We’ve been running all this time out of desperation… What’s in store for us ahead?)

Honestly, credit where it is due. The game is actually doing a really good job of making me actually feel empathy for the protagonist in this scene (which is good, since he is intended to represent the player). The music gives a feeling of isolation, fear, discomfort, and uncertainty. It also feels cold, for lack of a better way to put it.

The snow has gotten thicker, there is no end in sight, we are exhausted, and the feel of this place is oppressive and isolated.

If we fell here, would anyone find us? Would anyone even know?

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Joat: (Are we really doing the right thing?)

We shouldn’t be here. We don’t belong here.

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Cherithe: Brr… This is too cold! There’s nothing but snow now.

I know if I were in this situation, I would love nothing more than to be able to go home again, by the comfort of a fire, within the safety of the town, even though I would know it would be impossible.

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Cherithe: The scenery’s been the same for a while… I wonder if we’re really making progress…

I would certainly be glad to have my friends so close. Not just for warmth, but also just as a reminder that I’m not entirely alone, even if my companions are just as lost and helpless as I, in the end.

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Cherithe: …Hey, Joat? I was thinking… I think we’ve come to a place that’s empty except for us… I have this feeling there’s nothing ahead of here, even if we keep moving… And I’m getting exhausted…

It would be both encouraging and terrifying that they have both placed their faith in me as leader. I would try my best, but in the end, the same mix of bravery and desperation that brought me there would be all I would have to hold on to. No way at all of knowing which way leads to victory an which way leads to death, yet I must be the one to choose…

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Cherithe: …I’m sorry. I said something stupid to frighten you… There isn’t any point in wondering about what might happen. Not after coming this far. Even if we don’t know what’s ahead… We’ll only know by pressing on!

Honestly, I imagine I may feel some of that helplessness and isolation upon moving out, once I finally manage to get a job. It is hard to tell in advance, but I do imagine it would be similarly isolating and uncertain, even if also somewhat liberating. I imagine my beloved and what friends move in with us will look up to me for a fair bit, which will be a fairly scary prospect. I will no longer have anyone there to protect me and to guide me. Sylvanus tries, yes, but he can only do so much.

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Cherithe: Don’t worry! There’s got to be something ahead. I have faith in you, Joat. That’s what brought me here. And that’s not changing. I still have faith in you, Joat…

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Cherithe: I’ll keep going wherever you go!

Yet, simply knowing that he’s there will be a source of great comfort, as it will with the others. They will all be there with me, every step of the way.

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Joat: (Yes… Cherithe trusts me without any doubt. I can’t afford to be indecisive. I have to believe in myself more.)

Oh good heavens, flashing red light and alarm sound and I look like I am in pain and WHAT IS GOING ON!?

My sentiments exa…

YIPE! There it is again…

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Joat: (…D-dizzy? Or what?)

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Cherithe: Huh? Is something wrong? Joat?

…Am I having a stroke, or something?

Credit where it’s due again. This is genuinely quite unnerving.

…Did I just die?

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Joat: (Someone… Someone is talking to me… Cherithe…? No. This voice isn’t Cherithe… This voice… I’ve heard it somewhere…)

Oh thank heavens, I’m just hallucinating.

image: Finally… You have arrived…

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Joat: Ga…Gardevoir!

You said that already, mind, but…

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Joat: …You’re… What…

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Cherithe: Joat, is something the matter? Why are you talking to yourself?

Cherithe, why do you suspect that? I mean, the words spoken were “Ga…Gardevoir! …You’re… What…”

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Gardevoir: I cannot be seen by others. I am visible only to you.

A little farther ahead… There is a jagged mountain range topped by Mt. Freeze. Inside its peak… Ninetales lives.

Wow, that’s convenient!

…Well, relatively speaking.

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Joat: …Ninetales?!

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Gardevoir: Ninetales awaits your arrival.

Ninetales is not a psychic-type Pokémon. How does ve know? And more importantly, if ve knows, why has ve not lifted a paw to try to help in any way?

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Gardevoir: Beware…

…of unfinished sentences with vital information missing for the sake of narrative convenience?

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Joat: Oh! W-wait…!

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Cherithe: Hey, Joat! Joat! What’s the matter? What happened…?

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Cherithe: Gardevoir appeared to you… That’s why you were looking so stunned earlier.

I’m not sure “stunned” is the term I would use. It looked more like “in excruciating pain” to me.

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Cherithe: I’m amazed, though… Ninetales isn’t just a legend. It really exists…

…Wait, wha?

Cherithe, Ninetales isn’t even a legendary. How was the existence of Ninetales ever in question?

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Cherithe: And that Ninetales is up at the peak…

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Cherithe: Sniffle… Joat! All the effort we put into getting here… It’s finally going to bear fruit! We’ll meet Ninetales and get the truth!

I believe this counts as tempting fate.

Again, I do really wish the game would give me more opportunities to make meaningful choices on how to play my character. I mean, I’m not asking for branching storylines. Even something as simple as the choice near the beginning of this document would be quite lovely.

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Cherithe: Listen, Joat… Don’t be so worried. It will be all right. It’s only natural that you would be scared of meeting Ninetales, Joat. The heartless human who abandoned Gardevoir… It may be you… I can understand how you would think that.

This choice is a bit better, at least. Nothing storyline-altering – heck, I don’t think it even would alter Cherithe’s response – but again, I simply want something that offers enough choice to make it feel like I had the opportunity to role-play.

In this case, I feel the first question is a valid one. Yeah, sure, she can speculate, but can she really be so sure?

…Well, okay, maybe she can, but it’s still a better question than asking if she really believes in me so much, when that’s practically been every other sentence out of her mouth as of late.

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Cherithe: Hmm…? Well, there was a time when I had some doubts… But now…

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Cherithe: …I wonder why? I really don’t know why.

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Cherithe: But it’s all right. Joat, you’re a really good sort.

You know, before… When I first got the idea to start a rescue team… I met you in the Tiny Woods, Joat. Now that I think about it, there was something different about you.

Like how I somehow failed to notice I was in a completely different body shape?

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Cherithe: It is strange, isn’t it? But, Joat, I believe in you.

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Cherithe: Anyway, we’ll know the truth when we get to the peak. Joat, let’s do our best!

Eh, sure, why not? Even if it’s the same one as last time, this is a tradition by now.

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Cherithe: OK! Let’s go!

This training may be wise, indeed. Arcus is a bit behind, in level. I am Lv.24 and Cherithe is Lv.25.

I understand why a low-level Magikarp would do that, but what is your excuse, Azurill?

Growl is kinda nice, true, and it gives her something to do in a corridor when she cannot reach the front, but overall, she tends to get low on PP in lengthy dungeons, so giving her more attack moves may be helpful. Stat lowering is nice, perhaps, but not huge when each enemy tends not to last very long.

I am noticing a bit of a damage gap.

Swiiiiirl…

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Cherithe: …I guess that path we took just loops back to where it started. It looks like we have to get over Mt. Freeze to move on. Joat, let’s do our best!

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Cherithe: OK! Let’s go! Let’s do our best to reach the peak!

Oh? Well, that is interesting. I wonder what that does.

…Not only does that seem more useful when used on the party than when used by the party, but given how squishy I am, it may actually be worse than useless. Not to mention, it uses up a turn that Arcus could be using to attack, instead.

Speaking of Arcus, as far as HP goes, he’s a fair bit of a tank.

Hm… Swagger is a touch on the risky side, but given that there is only about a one-in-eight chance of being hit by an attack, it may be worth it in certain situations. Certainly less situational than Odor Sleuth, which I have yet to use, even in that fight where a Gengar was among the enemies. I just ended up one-shotting said Gengar with a bite instead.

THANK YOU!

Like, seriously, that is incredibly useful for if when a party member goes off on their own.

…Or at least, that’s what I thought when first writing this. Much later on in the LP, I learned this was actually more of a “Let’s split up, gang!”

Ha!

YES!

Yeah, that’s the spirit, Arcus! Bite that earthquake in the face!

We don’t have any Poison types, but pink is adorable and gum is pink and therefore I want this gummi.

Ooh, quite nice!

Well, that was certainly significant.

Uh… Good for you? We have no sleep moves, but congrats anyway, I guess.

Ow. I’m so glad I got relatively lucky there.

Ow. Again. I should really avoid being at the fore against a multi-hit foe when not at full health.


This seems to be quite the dungeon for multi-hit decimation, huh?

…Could it be?

I found Gravelrock 2.0!

I would hug it, but that would not be smart.

…And yes, I now realize it’s not Gravelrock 2.0. But I thought it was at time of first playing.

We’re low on supplies and I can safely guess what fight lies between us and Ninetales, so for once, not exploring the entire floor. I shall be skipping future floors, when possible, as well.

Ah yes, these things. A boon, perhaps, but also a portent of doom.

Just when I thought they may have omitted that status effect from this game…

Being frozen solid is apparently an enriching experience.

Later!

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Cherithe: This is the summit. …Isn’t it?

Really? It looks a lot more like a cave, to me.

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Cherithe: I wonder where Ninetales is?

image: There they are! I’ve spotted Joat!

image: All right! I see them!

I had a feeling…

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Tyranitar: It’s about time. We finally caught up to you. Your fugitive act dragged us all the way out here…

You mean the “act” that the three of you helped to enable?

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Charizard: Pipe down, Tyranitar. We can finally settle things here.

…Couldn’t we just point out that Ninetales is supposed to be around here and that if we go perhaps a few more feet or so and ask, they’d be a lot more certain whether or not they should go through with this?

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Charizard: I can barely contain myself. I’m itching for a fight.

Cherithe. Don’t think badly of me. I don’t know how to show mercy.

…That seems like a very bad trait for a member of a rescue team to have.

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Alakazam: Joat… I didn’t wish for this conclusion… But this, too, is fate. The role of a rescue team is to help bring peace. We will… crush you with every shred of our power! Get them!

And then, in a cutscene fight (which I did not see coming), the two teams begin clashing, seeming rather evenly-matched. An awesome moment, perhaps, but I imagine it may be somewhat of a blow to their ego, that they’re having so much trouble with a Copper Rank rescue team headed by a Poochyena.

Arceus has spoken!

Oh. Or a falling Ninetales.

Which, sadly, places the protagonist in a pose that Poochyena doesn’t have, which means I have to be Charmander for the rest of this cutscene to avoid crashing.

…Which, even more sadly, is a sizeable chunk.

This actually wouldn’t have been much of an issue on this site, but back in the original uploads everything was in screenshots, so about half of this LP part was as Charmander rather than Poochyena, which annoyed me so much that I grabbed PhotoShop and started editing Poochyena back in. One. Screenshot. At. A time.

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Charizard: W-What?! Ninetales?!

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Cherithe: Th-that’s Ninetales…

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Tyranitar: The legend… It was real…

…Really?

It’s one thing for Cherithe to not realize. I mean, she’s still new and relatively inexperienced. But are these three hardened veterans really that surprised that Ninetales exists? The legend of the 1000-year curse is one thing, but not knowing that Ninetales exists? I know that fire stones are rare and thus probably so are Ninetales, but I’m pretty sure they’re not that rare! Not to mention, Ninetales has such a massive lifespan that it makes it all the more improbable that they’re so rare that their very existence is in question.

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Ninetales: Cease fighting at once, Alakazam. They are… my guests.

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Alakazam: Tell us, Ninetales! Who was the human that appeared in your legend? No, even before that, was the legend itself a true event? Depending on your reply… I may hae no choice but to eliminate them!

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Ninetales: Whether they consider my curse to be a legend or not… I care not.

…But isn’t part of the point of the curse to be a deterrent from others doing the same? Wouldn’t you want that to be considered true?

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Ninetales: However… It did happen. many years ago, I tried to lay a curse on a human. It was then, however, that Gardevoir, the human’s partner, dashed in… It selflessly bore the full brunt of the curse meant for the human. Then, the human did a selfish and cowardly thing. They abandoned Gardevoir and fled. The human eventually became a Pokémon. Transformed into a Pokémon, the human… The human lives on.

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Alakazam: And that human would be? Who is the human that you speak of?

Eep…

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Ninetales: You may relax. It is not you.

…Ninetales is a massive troll.

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Cherithe: …Just now… …What did you say?

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Ninetales: Joat is not the human that appears in the legend. That is what I said.

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Alakazam: …Wh-what…

You told us to run and find the truth earlier, and now you’re completely flabbergasted at the prospect that I am not the one responsible. Can you make up your mind, please?

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Cherithe: …What’s happening to me…? I’m too tensed up to move…

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Cherithe: …Oof…

…Cherithe, are you alright?

…’Kay, then…

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Cherithe: …Whew…

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Cherithe: Oh, wow, fantastic!

It doesn’t translate very well to static screenshots, which is all I had to work with in the initial LP, but Cherithe proceeds to circle around Joat in celebration and I want my own little Cherithe because this is absolutely adorable.

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Cherithe: That’s great! I knew that Joat wasn’t involved! I knew it! There’s no way that Joat would do those terrible things!

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Ninetales:I have another thing to say. It is true that I foretold of the world’s balance becoming unstable… However, that human becoming a Pokémon and the world’s balance are not linked in any way.

Well, if I am the one who is linked to the end of the world and I am not that human, I suppose that makes sense.

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Ninetales:The cause of the natural calamities… it exists elsewhere.

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Cherithe: You were wrong to hound and harass Joat!

And also to attempt to murder.

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Alakazam: …Uh…er… We…uh…apologize.

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Tyranitar: …We’re sorry. We got worked up by that Gengar.

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Charizard: No. I suspected Gengar right from the start. Joat just doesn’t look like the treacherous type! Hahahahaha…

I know you’re trying to save face, Charizard, but, given what you said at the beginning of the fight, you’re trying to do so by essentially claiming that you take delight in attempting to murder someone you are reasonably certain is innocent. I don’t know about you, but I would rather look like a dupe than like a murderous psychopath.

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Cherithe: If only that were true…

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Alakazam: But I must say… You are to be commended for prevailing through this cruel journey and discovering the truth. Impressive, Joat.

And also Cherithe and Arcus, but I guess they don’t count as much since I’m the protagonist here. Heck, Arcus spends most of his time in this scene hidden by the speech boxes. I mean, I know he was a last-minute entrant, but still…

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Cherithe: Hahaha! Excellent! I knew I was right!

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Cherithe: …Huh? Oh, but wait… Then why did Joat turn into a Pokémon? I understand that Joat isn’t the human from that legend… Then, how do you explain Joat becoming a Pokémon? Joat… Who are you?

…I do not know the answer to that any more than I did five minutes ago, Cherithe.

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Charizard: …Qu…quake?!

Sudden plot-convenient earthquake of explanation interruption!

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Ninetales:The world’s crust is shifting.

That is generally what causes earthquakes, yes.

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Ninetales:The natural calamities are worsening. And… The shifting of the ground… It will awaken the beast that embodies the ground… The beast that slept deep underground… Groudon will be awakened!

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Cherithe: What is that? What’s a Groudon?

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Alakazam: A legendary Pokémon that has been spoken of only in myths. It is the Pokémon that raised the land masses and created continents… It is said to have taken to sleep after catastrophic battles with its archnemesis Kyogre.

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Ninetales: If Groudon were to get loose, there would be chaos.

Not a morning person, hm?

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Ninetales: It must be stopped!

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Alakazam: We will go.

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Cherithe: We’ll go too!

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Alakazam: No. You must remain behind. Groudon is far more powerful than any Pokémon you have faced. Leave it to us.

Alakazam, you and your team had trouble facing us a moment ago. If we’re too weak to take it on, that does not bode well for your odds.

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Charizard: That’s how it goes. You go back to your rescue team base for a well-earned rest.

That said, it’s hard to argue with that, and it actually does feel like a satisfying conclusion, even if the trip home would logically not be very pleasant, either. I suppose it is a good sign of how the game lead me to emphasize with the protagonist, that I feel genuinely relieved at being able to go home, rather than being disappointed at missing an epic battle.

That said, though, shouldn’t we at least first wait close enough that we can finish this conversation with Ninetales after the fight is over? Or, for that matter, continue it now, if Ninetales is planning to stay behind too? I mean, this is kind of important, and is also relevant to fulfilling the promise we’ve made to two legendary elemental birds who I do not particularly wish to tick off…

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Tyranitar: Don’t worry about us. We didn’t get our Gold Rank the easy way.

…Implying there is an easy way to get it?

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Tyranitar: We’ll get the job done, and we’ll be back before you know it.

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Alakazam: Fine. We’re off to quell Groudon!

And thus… Alakazam’s team made their way underground to quell the awakened Groudon. Meanwhile, cleared of all suspicion, Joat’s team… Put an end to their long and arduous journey… And returned to their welcoming rescue team base.

Meanwhile, back in Pokémon Square…

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Gengar: Why aren’t you out there hunting down Joat’s team?

You realize that three of those you are speaking to are simply random townsfolk, right?

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Lombre: That’s easy for you to say… It’s too much for us…

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Snubbull: They say Joat’s team has gone way far out there. If we went, the best we could hope for is maybe the Lapis Cave.

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Shiftry: I joined the chase… But they fled into Mt. Blaze. For the life of me, I can’t go in there. And that’s where I lost their trail. I’m a Grass type, see. Fire doesn’t agree with me at all. I don’t know what became of Joat’s team after that. …But those fugitives… To think they would risk Mt. Blaze… They’ve grown up tough! I can’t keep up!

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Shiftry: Hahaha!

He seems to be taking it well.

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Gengar: Kekeh! What a spineless lot you are! Tch!

As stated by someone who is literally spineless.

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Lombre: You’re so full of big talk! What about your team, Gengar? You just hang around in the square and don’t do a thing. Walk the talk. You guys go.

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Gengar: We’re out of that picture. Kekeh! Our role is to receive word about Joat’s demise. Kekekekekeh!

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Lombre: Tch! Just appointed yourself that…

image: Oh, my gosh! Oh, my goodness!

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Medicham: Joat… Joat is…

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Gengar: Oh! Finally! We’re finally rid of Joat! Kekeh!

Gengar has absolutely no sense of body language.

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Medicham: No! It’s the opposite!

Wait, does that mean I’m finally rid of Team Meanies, then?

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Medicham: Joat is back!

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Gengar: Kekeh?! What did you say?!

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Shiftry: H-hey! Over there…

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Caterpie: …Joat!

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Snubbull: Th-they’re back…

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Cherithe: Hi, everyone! We’re back!

Cherithe, you should probably get to the part where we’re innocent before we walk into this big group of potential Zephyrai hunters.

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Cherithe: Whew! We finally made it back. We’ve been gone for so long… It feels kind of nostalgic to be back in the square, Joat.

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Gengar: Hey, Cherithe!

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Cherithe: Hm! Oh, it’s you, Gengar. It’s been a while.

…Did she seriously only just now notice him?

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Gengar: (Kekeh! What’s with that smug confidence?)

I’d call that more “homicidal rage,” myself, but that’s just me.

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Gengar: (Kekeh! Maybe…)

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Cherithe: Gengar! Everything you said was completely wrong! Joat had nothing to do with it! Joat was innocent!

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Gengar: Ugege?!

I cannot think of a way to say that in a way that sounds surprised rather than drugged, and the facial expression does not help matters.

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Lombre: Wh-what?!

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Shiftry: Is that true?!

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Cherithe: Yup. We met Ninetales and asked. Joat isn’t the human from the legend.

I see that she is opting not to point out the fact that Ninetales said that the human who grabbed the Ninetales’ tail is not linked to the end of the world, while Xatu stated that my being a human is linked to the end of the world.

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Cherithe: We’re back because we discovered the truth.

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Gengar: Ugegegegegegegeh!

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Gengar: Kekeh! W-wait a second! You can’t be trusted yet. If you’re going to make that claim, let’s see some proof.

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Cherithe: P-proof?

…Oh, right. Yeah, that could be important. We really should have… wait a sec…

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Gengar: That’s right. Some hard evidence! Kekeh! Let’s see some proof! Come on, out with it!

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Cherithe: Proof… We don’t have any proof…

If only we had a witness with us… Hey Arcus, do you know where we could find a witness?

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Gengar: Kekekekekekeh! It’s too bad you don’t have proof! You came back for us so we could get rid of yu easier! How conveniently foolish! Kekekeh!

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Gengar: Now, fellow Pokémon. Here’s your chance to get rid of Joat! Kekekekekeh!

Those who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.

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Gengar: …Kekeh?! What’s wrong, everyone? Don’t you want to be rid of Joat?

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Caterpie: I… I always believed in Joat! You don’t fool me!

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Gengar: Ugeh!

Should Gengar really be surprised at that one? Or even disappointed, for that matter? I still have no idea why Gengar is under the impression that Caterpie is some sort of powerhouse.

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Shiftry: …I… I’m out. I was saved by Joat’s team before. I joined the chase with a heavy heart because of your urging… But I simply can’t think of Joat being bad in any way.

Then why did you let yourself join in to begin with?

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Gengar: Ugegegeh!

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Lombre: I’ve heard enough too! I believe Joat!

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Snubbull: Yeah, that’s right! Who needs proof?

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Gengar: Ugegegegegege!

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Cherithe: E-everyone…


Pelipper dropping stuff, as ve does best.

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Ekans: What? What is this?

Were you not listening at all, Ekans?

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Medicham:

“Free snacks? For moi?”

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Medicham: … It looks like a newspaper… Doesn’t it?

They look more like rather boring flyers to me, really.

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Lombre: OK, I’ll read it aloud. Let’s see…

"<Pokémon News>
"= EXTRA =

“Did you know you can open your menu by pressing the B button?”

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Lombre: "Joat Innocent!

"Joat met with Ninetales under the watchful eye of Alakazam… And proved that it had nothing to do with the human in the legend. As a result, Gengar’s claims were found to be malicious lies.

“-End’”

Well, technically, the only falsehood in his story was the conclusion, with Joat being the human in the tale. Even then, although they told the story for all the wrong reasons, can anyone really be certain that it was a deliberate falsehood? Heck, even Team Zephyrai cannot be certain of that. For all they know, Gengar genuinely thought that Joat really was that human and decided to exploit that fact. Either way, all Gengar would need to do to recover from this is to claim that he was genuinely mistaken, perhaps even coupling that with a “heartfelt” apology toward Joat.

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Gengar: Ugegegegegegegegegegegeh!

…Or he could do that. Not a very rock-solid defense, I must admit, but perhaps he’s hoping that spouting something so laughably silly will help defuse the tension.

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Lombre: You rotten…

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Gengar: Gegegeh! R-run!

Or slither, in the case of Ekans.

Shouldn’t you have started chasing as soon as Gengar shouted “Run!”?

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Caterpie: Welcome back!

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Cherithe: Yup! It’s good to be back! We’re back like we promised.

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Caterpie: …Sniffle…

Does Caterpie even have nostrils to sniffle with?

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Caterpie: I’m so glad… Joat isn’t suspected anymore…

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Cherithe: Yup, I’m glad too. We won’t have to keep running from everyone anymore.

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Cherithe: Joat. We’re both exhausted. I’m going to get some sleep.

Again, no acknowledgement of Arcus. Was he a last-minute addition to the game? Was this part of the script made before Arcus was a part of the game?

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Cherithe: Our rescue team gets revived tomorrow! Let’s try to do our best!

I must say, “hardy” is right. Not even after that heavy ordeal does the team get a day off. Well, except for that one day when Cherithe was not feeling it. And that one day when apparently learning about Alakazam’s expertise at barking orders made the duo forget that their job is a thing that exists.

For now, though, time for Joat to be reunited with his hay once more!

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