Mina: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, they’re giving us the Pokemon Fools? Man, you guys better bring a stacked Poke Team because believe me, you can’t handle what I’m rolling. Spoiler Alert: They’re all blazing!
https://richi3f.github.io/pokemon-team-planner/national_dex.html#charizard+blaziken-mega+magmortar+delphox+pyroar-male+incineroar
Mina: And if you think this shit is lit, just you wait and see what my boy Angus is going to bring.
IGgy
May 18, 2019, 8:44pm
#83
Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen
Here’s the match card again:#1 The Ego © vs. Inspector Jane for the Jabroni Royale#2 Fallout Boys vs. The Fun Gang#3 Maya Northwind vs. Lemuel Post#4 oRa 66 vs. Team Skull#5 Black vs. Manic Misanthrope © for the Bunny Title :3#6 VACANT Open Challenge#7 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal feat. Mr. Shakedown ©
IGgy
May 19, 2019, 9:33am
#84
Week 17: It Breaks (Twitch VOD)
From the looks of it I forgot to post this on wednesday.OHPW is indeed happening again on Saturday
We got: Lemuel’s first singles match since episode 1. All of the oRa 66 vs. Team Skull. Black going for Manic’s Bunny Title, Vacant again.
Here’s the match card:
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
I’m not sure what to say anymore, The Explosion happens but the match does not end. Instead after one more move (this time from Ego) Ego stays down.
#2 Elimination Tag
This match had to be ruled a No Contest due to unforeseen circumstances. While the Fallout Boys held the advantage a clear decision could not be made. Because the freaking game broke.
Scene: Dash Rendar stops DCB backstage, pretending he’s The El Chad. He’s even weirder than usual, this time not only slipping in and out of a very bad spanish accent but also a variety of others.
#3 Singles Match
Somehow, Maya dominates most of this match, quickly defeating Lemuel.
Scene: Palpy tries to establish some order in the oRa 66 but nothing he says actually has any effect.
#4 Trios Tag
The oRa 66 mainly get whooped around a lot until Team Skull submit Palpy with just a face lock.
#5 Bunny Championship :3
Black doing what’s expected of him and wins. Almost a little anticlimatically.
#6 VACANT Open Challenge
Although Pantha gets some heavy hits in she can’t knock down VACANT even once. Instead, after the third time she gets knocked down the ref makes the decision in VACANT’s favour.
#7 Seven Deadly Pins
Of course, the first elimination is a Critical KO, leaving Anna (M)ay’s corpse to lie in the ring for the entirety of the match. Second out surprisingly is Flamander. The Final three are Mr. Shakedown, Zoltan and Rosette. Out of those three, Shakedown is out first, meaning he cannot surpass the 7DP reigns of the previous two champions. Just Moments later Zoltan has to tap out leaving only Rosette as the Seven Deadly Pins Champion.
IGgy
May 22, 2019, 7:33pm
#85
Week 18: Inventing Circles
This Saturday Ego attempts to lose the Jabroni Royale once more so he can finally go on excursion. The School of Slam make their tag team debut against the freaking Dashes. Zoltan gets to challenge Black for the Bunny Titlte :3 and Maya is up against Angus for the Darkweight Title.
Here’s the full match card:
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
#2 Tag Team Match
#3 Three-Way
#4 Tag Team Match
#5 Bunny Championship :3
#6 VACANT Open Challenge
#7 Underrworld Darkweight Championship
IGgy
May 25, 2019, 8:44pm
#86
Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen
art by phallen1
Here’s the match card again:#1 The Ego © vs. Lemuel Post for the Jabroni Royale#2 School of Slam vs. The League of Dash#3 Harley Havik vs. Super Samio vs. Kelsey Slaughter#4 1 1/2 Dragons vs. Pineapple Pizza#5 Zoltan vs. Black © for the Bunny Title :3#6 VACANT Open Challenge#7 Maya Northwind vs. Angus McMutton © for the Darkweight Title
IGgy
May 26, 2019, 12:10pm
#87
OHPW - Week 18: Inventing Circles (Twitch VOD)
by phallen1
Week 18: Inventing Circles
This Saturday Ego attempts to lose the Jabroni Royale once more so he can finally go on excursion. The School of Slam make their tag team debut against the freaking Dashes. Zoltan gets to challenge Black for the Bunny Titlte :3 and Maya is up against Angus for the Darkweight Title.
Here’s the full match card:
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Ego fucking taps out to yet another Boston Crab
Scene: Losing to VACANT seems to have hit Pantha hard. How can she fight for justice if she can’t beat the strongest creature alive? As practice she vows to defeat the second strongest creature alive, Suzan Blades. Good luck.
#2 Tag Team Match
It’s a dark day today. The Dash Rendars win. Regular Dash pins Sadim after a pop-up powerbomb.
#3 Three-Way
After a long, weapon strike filled match Samio wins with a roll-up while Harley just watches it happen.
#4 Tag Team Match
In this brief Tornado tag match both Pine Appel and Cheese Pietzza start bleeding quickly and it ends when Ryu hits the Kaiser Claw on Pietzza. This match had a 69% rating.
#5 Bunny Championship :3
At least Zoltan made it past the ten minute mark before he was pinned.
#6 VACANT Open Challenge
It took exactly six minutes until George tapped out to being knee’d in the face.
Scene: IGgy very accurately explains to MMA to Satan and plans to hold a tournament in that style.
#7 Underrworld Darkweight Championship
Angus had to hit like 100 Ushigoroshis and 30 Tru Brus but eventually Maya couldn’t rise up anymore.
IGgy
May 29, 2019, 7:42pm
#88
Week 19: Seeing Triple
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
#2 Darkweight No. 1 Contender Match
#3 Singles Match
#4 Legion Tag No. Contender Match
#5 Bunny Championship :3
#6 VACANT Open Challenge
#7 Legion Tag Championships
IGgy
June 1, 2019, 8:44pm
#89
Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen
Here’s the match card again:#1 The Ego © vs. Harmony Gray for the Jabroni Royale#2 Great Maharaja vs. Manic Misanthrope vs. Undeddie Guerrero vs. Anna May#3 Josef Dub vs. Guzma#4 Fallout Boys vs. oRa 66#5 Super Samio vs. Black © for the Bunny Title :3#6 VACANT Open Challenge#7 Team Skull vs. Wizards Not Allowed © for the Legion Tag Titles
IGgy
June 2, 2019, 10:52am
#90
Week 19: Seeing Triple (Twitch VOD)
Week 19: Seeing Triple
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
This is getting depressing. Harmony defeats Ego with the Arachnid’s Grip moments before the Explosion would have happened.
#2 Darkweight No. 1 Contender Match
Maharaja is out first, pinned by Anna May, next follows Undeddie, Submitted by Anna May and finally Manic, also submitted by Anna May. I guess this means’s that Anna May deserves to challenge Angus for the Darkweight Title next week.
Scene: The Dash Rendars barge into the fun time that the Fun Gang was having to challenge them for a match. Dash is disguised as The El Chad again and accompanied by Fat Dash, but what’s this? Dash Rendar enters the room and The El Chad is still there. What is this madness! Next week it will be The Fun Gang vs. three Dash Rendars. Though, one of them pretends to be The El Chad.
#3 Singles Match
Josef works the balls of Guzma but Guzma has Team Skull behind him and is able to take the win.
#4 Legion Tag No. Contender Match
Oh boy, I was hoping we didn’t have to see a match like this but we finally had our first match that ended in a count-out. Mina was held outside while Doctor Mutant just kinda did his thing in the ring. Bafflingly, Mina freed herself in time but instead of going back into the ring she went to grab a weapon from under the ring to trash her captor with. Didn’t quite work out.
#5 Bunny Championship :3
Rest in piss, Samio. It was nice knowing you. Black beats Samio. At least she managed to make it go over ten minutes by a single second. Which puts Samio in the Black Ten Minute Club.
Scene: Pantha just finished a workout session and is about to head home. But on the way out she encounters Suzan, her opponent for next week, who is about to challenge VACANT.
#6 VACANT Open Challenge
It took a surprisingly long time for a knockdown to occur and when it happened it was Suzan, then Suzan again. Finally Suzan managed to knock down VACANT once. But she could not pull off the reverse sweep because she was knocked down by VACANT for a third and final time after that.
#7 Legion Tag Championships
These two teams really gave it their all. Team Skull even nearly won the match via DQ, which would have WNA retain. However, they managed not to pull the classic Fun Gang Blunder and won by submission in the end, becoming the new Legion Tag Champions by defeating the no longer undefeated WNA.
by PublicOpinion
IGgy
June 5, 2019, 7:04pm
#91
Week 20: IN JUSTICE
It’s time for IN JUSTICE, our fifth PPV.
Here’s the full card:
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
#2 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal
#3 Underworld Darkweight Championship
#4 Gruesome Fighting
#5 Singles Match
#6 Elimination Tag Team Match
#7 Bunny Championship :3
#8 Legion Tag Championships
#9 VACANT Open Challenge
#10 Infernal Hellweight Championship
IGgy
June 8, 2019, 8:44pm
#92
Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen
Here’s the match card again:#1 The Ego © vs. Kayu Zakisaka for the Jabroni Royale#2 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal feat. Canada ‘Rosette’ Alderman#3 Anna May vs. Angus McMutton for the Darkweight Title#4 Mr. Shakedown vs. A Mimic#5 Apollo vs. Frederick Hope#6 The Fun Gang vs. Three Dash Rendars???#7 Fomore vs. Black © for the Bunny Title :3#8 Fallout Boys vs. Team Skull © for the Legion Tag Titles#9 VACANT Open Challenge#10 Pantha vs. Suzan Blades © for the Hellweight Title
IGgy
June 9, 2019, 2:21pm
#93
Week 20: IN JUSTICE (Twitch VOD)
Week 20: IN JUSTICE
It’s time for IN JUSTICE, our fifth PPV on Saturday.
Here’s the full card:
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
I… I can’t believe it. Ego somehow wins.
#2 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal
Sadim was in from the start with the champ, even managed to eliminated the champ and make it all the way to the end, only to be eliminated by Jan, who is the new 7DP champion.
#3 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Anna May danced way too much so Angus took the win… or perhaps Anna didn’t dance enough…
#4 Gruesome Fighting
These matches typically don’t last long but this one went over ten minutes before Shakedown could knock out Mimic.
Showdown Tournament Block Announcement
#5 Singles Match
Apollo gives it a valiant effort against Freddie but even though he hits his Spiral Powerbomb twice Freddie comes back and manages to pin Apollo without even landing the Last Hope
#6 Elimination Tag Team Match
This is the Darkest Timeline. The Dash Rendars win after only The El Chad is elimnated from their side.
#7 Bunny Championship :3
Fomore gave Black a run for his money, always denying him his most devastating moves and is even able to defeat Black and become the new Bunny Champion :3
#8 Legion Tag Championships
The FOB beat down Team Skull to a point where some viewers thought it was one sided. But Team Skull got their key offense in and eventually defeated the FOB via Submission.
#9 VACANT Open Challenge
Maharaja’s second attempt at defeating VACANT, this time in a barbed wire cage. The cage, actually did not get any use, though. VACANT defeats Maharaja in exactly ten minutes.
#10 Infernal Hellweight Championship
It is Pantha’s Justice vs. the undefeated (except VACANT) Suzan Blades. In the earlier stages of the Match Suzan got Pantha mostly scouted, reversing her hurancanrana attempts into powerbombs repeatedly. But then… Suzan is spiked straight on her head! And again, and again, and finally for the win! We have a new Champion!
And starting next week we’ll begein our Showdown Tournament, held in a dodecagon. The exact order of matches is yet to be decided but the brackets are as follows
IGgy
June 12, 2019, 9:42pm
#94
OHPW - Week 21: I’m Not Evil [SHOWDOWN A-Block Day 1]
This week we’ll only do the first round of A-Block Matches. These MMA style matches are shorter than normal matches so there’s a larger number of matches on the card. If this turns out to be too much I’ll probably. Try to do fewer matches in coming weeks. But for now this is good.
Aside from that we’ll have a regularly scheduled action. DCB is getting another shot at avoiding the Jabroni after Ego’s legendary reign ended last week when Kayu lost to him.
Sadim will challenge for the Bunny Title and Freddie Hope is going for the Darkweight Title this week.
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
#2 Five-Way
#3 Showdown Tournament A-Block Night 1
#4 Showdown Tournament A-Block Night 1
#5 Showdown Tournament A-Block Night 1
#6 Tag Team Match
#7 Bunny Championship :3
#8 VACANT Open Challenge
#9 Underworld Darkweight Championship
IGgy
June 15, 2019, 8:44pm
#95
Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen
Here’s the match card again:#1 Kayu Zakisaka © vs. DivineCoffeeBinge for the Jabroni Royale#2 Muscle Wizard vs. Zoltan vs. Lemuel vs. Pine Appel vs. Josef Dub#3 Boob Marley vs King Skeleton (SD-A1)#4 Hobo One Kevodki vs. HazMatt (SD-A1)#5 Grace Thoruson vs. Harmony Gray (SD-A1)#6 oRa 66 vs. Wizards Not Allowed#7 The Supreme Sadim vs. Fomore ©#8 VACANT Open Challenge#9 Freddie Hope vs. Angus McMutton ©
IGgy
June 16, 2019, 10:55am
#96
Week 21: I’m Not Evil (Twich VOD)
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OHPW - Week 21: I’m Not Evil [SHOWDOWN A-Block Day 1]
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Aside from that we’ll have a regularly scheduled action. DCB is getting another shot at avoiding the Jabroni after Ego’s legendary reign ended last week when Kayu lost to him.
Sadim will challenge for the Bunny Title and Freddie Hope is going for the Darkweight Title this week.
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
DCB proves that she’s outgrown the Jabroni and takes the win against Kayu. Poor Kayu.
Scene: A press conference is held after Pantha’s title win but instead of asking real questions they grill her about the possibility of her becoming evil at some point.
#2 Five-Way
Pine Appel is able to get the win by pinning Zoltan via submission, however, the ref had gone down just before and could not check on multiple submissions. So Maybe a ref bump actually mattered? Who knows?
#3 Showdown Tournament A-Block Night 1
Even though Boob got in the Sunken Chest multiple times, he could not win with the move… instead he knocked King Skelly out.
#4 Showdown Tournament A-Block Night 1
HazMatt has the early match under control but Hobo mounts an aggressive comeback and knocks out Matt.
#5 Showdown Tournament A-Block Night 1
After their more drawn out bout a few months back we get a shockingly quick victory by Harmony. It was a very intense match, though.
#6 Tag Team Match
WNA won after murdering Palpatine. First doing a Lucha Top Rope stomp followed by the clown filly thing which destroyed Palpy’s will to get back up.
#7 Bunny Championship :3
Sadim sure did everything in his power to get Fomore down for the count or to make them tap, but Fomore did not give in and won via a really hard headbutt.
#8 VACANT Open Challenge
Surprisingly many people voted for Blue to be in, but in the end he became just another Victim. For the first time in a long time, someone failed to answer the 10-Count. And it took less than ten minutes too.
#9 Underworld Darkweight Championship
And it’s time for our main event! Freddie and Angus had a war and the fact that the game only gave it a rating of 99% is a crime. Woulda been 100% in the Tokyo Dome! In any case, this match was great and in the end Freddie hit the Last Hope and got Angus down for the 1-2-3
After the first round for the A-Block of the Tournament our brackets look like this:
Naturally, since the B-Block hasn’t had any matches yet, I’m omitting that one. But just believe me when I say there’s nothing interesting to see there yet.
IGgy
June 19, 2019, 3:42pm
#97
OHPW - Week 22: Cheering for the Heels
This Saturday we continue the Showdown Tournament with the first round of the B Block.
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
#2 Three-Way
#3 Showdown Tournament B-Block Round 1
#4 Showdown Tournament B-Block Round 1
#5 Showdown Tournament B-Block Round 1
#6 Singles Match
#7 Bunny Championship :3
#8 VACANT Open Challenge
#9 Legion Duo Tag Championships
IGgy
June 22, 2019, 8:44pm
#98
Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen
Here’s the match card again:#1 Kayu Zakisaka © vs. A Mimic for the Jabroni Royale#2 Manic Misanthrope vs. Super Samio vs. Rick Wreckage#3 Cheese Pietzza vs. Weeb Weaver (SD-B1)#4 Ryu vs. N-T Punk (SD-B1)#5 Cocademon vs. Malfest Goat-Monster (SD-B1)#6 Harley Havik vs. Undeddie Guerrero#7 Guzma vs. Fomore © for the Bunny Title :3#8 VACANT Open Challenge#9 Dash Rendars vs. Team Skull © for the Legion Tag Titles
IGgy
June 23, 2019, 9:28am
#99
OHPW - Week 22: Cheering for the Heels (Twitch VOD)
OHPW - Week 22: Cheering for the Heels
This Saturday we continue the Showdown Tournament with the first round of the B Block.
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
This match threatened to reach the Explosion… and then it did. Normally one person just collapses afterward but this time this wasn’t the case and the match ended by Mimic getting in a Stormbreaker and pinning Kayu after the Explosion.
#2 Three-Way
While everyone had a strong showing the one who took the W was none other than Manic.
#3 Showdown Tournament B-Block Round 1
This match was surprisingly submission heavy but it ended via KO after Weeb kicked Pietzza in the head.
#4 Showdown Tournament B-Block Round 1
Lotsa puncing in this one. But Ryu os the better puncher. So he won.
#5 Showdown Tournament B-Block Round 1
MGM is the clear favorite in this tournament with Cocademon having a distant No. 2 spot. So imagine the surprise wan Cocademon actually defeated the Goat-Monster.
Scene: A “Meeting Freddie Hope” segment in which Freddie tells us a bit about himself and is also asked about his former friend and rival Flamander, who’s been notably absent.
#6 Singles Match
This promised to be an all-out war but then Undeddie hit the Frog Splash after about six minutes and didn’t even have to go for the pin because Harley was out cold.
#7 Bunny Championship :3
A match with a lot of back and forth ending with the submission heavy Fomore being locked into a Bosto Crab from Guzma, and tapping out.
#8 VACANT Open Challenge
#9 Legion Duo Tag Championships
The Dashes gave it two thirds of what they had (El Chad and Fat Dash) while the Grunts gave it all they had (Pink and Blue) so naturally, they won the match and are still the Legion Tag Champions.
And here we have the current standings of the Showdown Tournament:
There really isn’t too much to say about this right now since we’re still a bit removed from any possible elimination scenario. However, from the looks of it B-Block seems to be more upset heavy. But this was just one round, which is not indicative of anything. Things might still get turned on their heads completely.
IGgy
June 26, 2019, 8:36pm
#100
Week 23: Booking It
Time for our go-home for NO SHOW the only show that’s about not being a show.
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
#2 Tag Team Match
#3 Showdown Tournament - A-Block Round 2
#4 Showdown Tournament - A-Block Round 2
#5 Showdown Tournament - A-Block Round 2
#6 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match
#7 Bunny Championship :3
#8 VACANT Open Challenge
#9 Seven Deadly Pins
IGgy
June 29, 2019, 8:44pm
#101
Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen
Here’s the match card again:#1 Kayu Zakisaka vs. Palpatine for the Jabroni Royale#2 School of Slam vs. Lawful Good#3 Harmony Gray (2) vs. King Skeleton (0) - SD-A2#4 Boob Marley (2) vs. HazMatt (0) - SD-A2#5 Hobo One Kevodki (2) vs. Grace Thoruson (0) - SD-A2#6 Angus McMutton vs. Mr. Shakedown#7 Roy vs. Guzma © for the Bunny Title :3#8 VACANT Open Challenge#9 Seven Deadly Pins feat. Jan Itor ©
Mina: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, they’re giving us the Pokemon Fools? Man, you guys better bring a stacked Poke Team because believe me, you can’t handle what I’m rolling. Spoiler Alert: They’re all blazing!
