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Week 15: Go-Home Skeleton (Twitch VOD)

It’s time for another PPV!
Week 16: SKELETON WARS
Usual time, usual place. Click the link for exact details.

Our hottest feud is that three skeletons met in a hallway decided to fight at this show.
Our second hottest feud is Flamander trying to get a match against Black, getting it, but getting pinned on the episode before the match.
Our third hottest feud is Muscle Wizard’s final exam.
Our fourth hottest feud is that Freddie Hope showed up… he’s fighting Boob Marley. Actually, that’s probably the hottest, now that I think about it.

And all the titles are also on the line.

Here’s the full card:

#1 Jabroni Royale Death Match
The Ego © vs. Grace Thoruson

#2 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal
Pantha vs. Malfest Goat-Monster vs. DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Undeddie Guerrero vs. Weeb Weaver vs. Roy vs. Harmony Gray vs. Mr. Shakedown ©

#3 Legion Tag Championships
Space Wizards vs. Wizards Not Allowed ©

#4 Bunny Championship :3
Apollo vs. Manic Misanthrope ©

#5 Singles Match
Flamander vs. Black

#6 Singles Match
Muscle Wizard vs. The Supreme Sadim

#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Angus McMutton vs. Fomore ©

#8 Roll Dem Bones
Vacation Skeleton vs. King Skeleton vs. IGgy Skeleton

#9 Singles Match
Boob Marley vs. Freddie Hope

#10 VACANT OPEN CHALLENGE
Someone vs. VACANT

#11 Infernal Hellweight Championship
Hobo One Kevodki vs. Suzan Blades ©

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 The Ego © vs. Grace Thoruson for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal feat. Mr. Shakedown ©
#3 Space Wizards vs. Wizards Not Allowed © for the Legion Tag Titles
#4 Apollo vs. Manic Misanthrope © for the Bunny Title
#5 Flamander vs. Black
#6 Muscle Wizard vs. The Supreme Sadim
#7 Angus McMutton vs. Fomore © for the Darkweight Title
#8 Vacation Skeleton vs. King Skeleton vs. IGgy Skeleton
#9 Boob Marley vs. Freddie Hope
#10 VACANT Open Challenge
#11 Hobo One Kevodki vs. Suzan Blades ©

Week 16: skeleton wars (Twitch VOD)

It was a very fun show. Overall the game agreed, at an average Match Rating of 90% this is our highest average Match Rating for a PPV yet.


Our first Hellweight Champion by PublicOpinion


Doc Mutant, Grace Thoruson, Harmony Gray and Nawt a Robutt playing together by PublicOpinion


Maya Northwind’s debut by phallen1


Mina causing technical difficulties by PublicOpinion

From the looks of it I forgot to post this on wednesday.
But OHPW is indeed happening again on Saturday. That is tomorrow, by the way.

We got: Lemuel’s first singles match since episode 1. All of the oRa 66 vs. Team Skull. Black going for Manic’s Bunny Title, Vacant again.
And the Seven Deadly Pins in which Mr. Shakedown can become the longest reigning 7DP champ if he wins again. The field is stacked, though. Just look at it.

Here’s the match card:

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
The Ego © vs. Inspector Jane

#2 Elimination Tag
Fallout Boys vs. The Fun Gang

#3 Singles Match
Maya Northwind vs. Lemuel Post

#4 Trios Tag
oRa 66 vs. Team Skull

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Black vs. Manic Misanthrope ©

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
Someone vs. VACANT

#7 Seven Deadly Pins
Zoltan vs. Flamander vs. Fat Dash Rendar vs. Kayu Zakisaka vs. Canada Alderman vs. Anna May vs. Pine Appel vs. Mr. Shakedown ©

Mina%20Headshot%202 Mina: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, they’re giving us the Pokemon Fools? Man, you guys better bring a stacked Poke Team because believe me, you can’t handle what I’m rolling. Spoiler Alert: They’re all blazing!

https://richi3f.github.io/pokemon-team-planner/national_dex.html#charizard+blaziken-mega+magmortar+delphox+pyroar-male+incineroar

Mina%20Headshot%202 Mina: And if you think this shit is lit, just you wait and see what my boy Angus is going to bring.

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 The Ego © vs. Inspector Jane for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Fallout Boys vs. The Fun Gang
#3 Maya Northwind vs. Lemuel Post
#4 oRa 66 vs. Team Skull
#5 Black vs. Manic Misanthrope © for the Bunny Title :3
#6 VACANT Open Challenge
#7 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal feat. Mr. Shakedown ©

Week 17: It Breaks (Twitch VOD)

Week 18: Inventing Circles

This Saturday Ego attempts to lose the Jabroni Royale once more so he can finally go on excursion. The School of Slam make their tag team debut against the freaking Dashes. Zoltan gets to challenge Black for the Bunny Titlte :3 and Maya is up against Angus for the Darkweight Title.

Here’s the full match card:

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
The Ego © vs. Lemuel Post

#2 Tag Team Match
School of Slam vs. The League of Dash

#3 Three-Way
Harley Havik vs. Super Samio vs. Kelsey Slaughter

#4 Tag Team Match
1 1/2 Dragons vs. Pineapple Pizza

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Zoltan Xenu Zoltarius vs. Black ©

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
Someone vs. VACANT

#7 Underrworld Darkweight Championship
Maya Northwind vs. Angus McMutton ©

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen


art by phallen1

Here’s the match card again:
#1 The Ego © vs. Lemuel Post for the Jabroni Royale
#2 School of Slam vs. The League of Dash
#3 Harley Havik vs. Super Samio vs. Kelsey Slaughter
#4 1 1/2 Dragons vs. Pineapple Pizza
#5 Zoltan vs. Black © for the Bunny Title :3
#6 VACANT Open Challenge
#7 Maya Northwind vs. Angus McMutton © for the Darkweight Title

OHPW - Week 18: Inventing Circles (Twitch VOD)


by phallen1

Week 19: Seeing Triple
This weekend will be the last show before our next PPV, InJustice. We got two No. 1 Contender’s matches going on in addition to our usual madness.
We’ll also see the debut of Josef Dub against the previously teased Guzma. Samio is getting destroyed by Black and Team Skull go for the Tag Titles!

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
The Ego © vs. Harmony Gray

#2 Darkweight No. 1 Contender Match
Great Maharaja vs. Manic Misanthrope vs. Undeddie Guerrero vs. Anna May

#3 Singles Match
Josef Dub vs. Guzma

#4 Legion Tag No. Contender Match
Fallout Boys vs. oRa 66

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Super Samio vs. Black ©

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
Someone vs. VACANT

#7 Legion Tag Championships
Team Skull vs. Wizards Not Allowed ©

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 The Ego © vs. Harmony Gray for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Great Maharaja vs. Manic Misanthrope vs. Undeddie Guerrero vs. Anna May
#3 Josef Dub vs. Guzma
#4 Fallout Boys vs. oRa 66
#5 Super Samio vs. Black © for the Bunny Title :3
#6 VACANT Open Challenge
#7 Team Skull vs. Wizards Not Allowed © for the Legion Tag Titles

Week 19: Seeing Triple (Twitch VOD)


Never count out the FOB… by PublicOpinion

Week 20: IN JUSTICE

It’s time for IN JUSTICE, our fifth PPV.
We get a showcase of the kind of match we’ll have at the tournament that we’ll be having for the next month or two with Mr. Shakedown vs. A Mimic.
The Fun Gang goes against three entire Dash Rendars, but one of the pretends to be The El Chad.
Fomore gets their shot at Black’s Bunny Title :3
And Pantha is attempting to defeat the defending Hellweight Champion, Suzan Blades.

Here’s the full card:

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
The Ego © vs. Kayu Zakisaka

#2 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal
Jan Itor vs. Supreme Sadim vs. Plumeria vs. Inspector Jane vs. Kelsey Slaughter vs. Roy vs. Maya Northwind vs. Canada Alderman ©

#3 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Anna May vs. Angus McMutton ©

#4 Gruesome Fighting
Mr. Shakedown vs. A Mimic

#5 Singles Match
Apollo vs. Frederick Hope

#6 Elimination Tag Team Match
The Fun Gang vs. Three Dash Rendars???

#7 Bunny Championship :3
Fomore vs. Black ©

#8 Legion Tag Championships
Fallout Boys vs. Team Skull ©

#9 VACANT Open Challenge
Someone vs. VACANT

#10 Infernal Hellweight Championship
Pantha vs. Suzan Blades ©

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 The Ego © vs. Kayu Zakisaka for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal feat. Canada ‘Rosette’ Alderman
#3 Anna May vs. Angus McMutton for the Darkweight Title
#4 Mr. Shakedown vs. A Mimic
#5 Apollo vs. Frederick Hope
#6 The Fun Gang vs. Three Dash Rendars???
#7 Fomore vs. Black © for the Bunny Title :3
#8 Fallout Boys vs. Team Skull © for the Legion Tag Titles
#9 VACANT Open Challenge
#10 Pantha vs. Suzan Blades © for the Hellweight Title

Week 20: IN JUSTICE (Twitch VOD)

And starting next week we’ll begein our Showdown Tournament, held in a dodecagon. The exact order of matches is yet to be decided but the brackets are as follows


OHPW - Week 21: I’m Not Evil [SHOWDOWN A-Block Day 1]
It’s time to begin the Showdown Tournament on Saturday!


This week we’ll only do the first round of A-Block Matches. These MMA style matches are shorter than normal matches so there’s a larger number of matches on the card. If this turns out to be too much I’ll probably. Try to do fewer matches in coming weeks. But for now this is good.

Aside from that we’ll have a regularly scheduled action. DCB is getting another shot at avoiding the Jabroni after Ego’s legendary reign ended last week when Kayu lost to him.

Sadim will challenge for the Bunny Title and Freddie Hope is going for the Darkweight Title this week.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Kayu Zakisaka © vs. DivineCoffeeBinge

#2 Five-Way
Muscle Wizard vs. Zoltan vs. Lemuel vs. Pine Appel vs. Josef Dub

#3 Showdown Tournament A-Block Night 1
Boob Marley vs. King Skeleton

#4 Showdown Tournament A-Block Night 1
Hobo One Kevodki vs. HazMatt

#5 Showdown Tournament A-Block Night 1
Grace Thoruson vs. Harmony Gray

#6 Tag Team Match
oRa 66 vs. Wizards Not Allowed

#7 Bunny Championship :3
The Supreme Sadim vs. Fomore ©

#8 VACANT Open Challenge
Someone vs. VACANT

#9 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Freddie Hope vs. Angus McMutton ©

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 Kayu Zakisaka © vs. DivineCoffeeBinge for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Muscle Wizard vs. Zoltan vs. Lemuel vs. Pine Appel vs. Josef Dub
#3 Boob Marley vs King Skeleton (SD-A1)
#4 Hobo One Kevodki vs. HazMatt (SD-A1)
#5 Grace Thoruson vs. Harmony Gray (SD-A1)
#6 oRa 66 vs. Wizards Not Allowed
#7 The Supreme Sadim vs. Fomore ©
#8 VACANT Open Challenge
#9 Freddie Hope vs. Angus McMutton ©

Week 21: I’m Not Evil (Twich VOD)

After the first round for the A-Block of the Tournament our brackets look like this:

Naturally, since the B-Block hasn’t had any matches yet, I’m omitting that one. But just believe me when I say there’s nothing interesting to see there yet.