It’s time for another PPV!
Week 16: SKELETON WARS
Usual time, usual place. Click the link for exact details.
Our hottest feud is that three skeletons met in a hallway decided to fight at this show.
Our second hottest feud is Flamander trying to get a match against Black, getting it, but getting pinned on the episode before the match.
Our third hottest feud is Muscle Wizard’s final exam.
Our fourth hottest feud is that Freddie Hope showed up… he’s fighting Boob Marley. Actually, that’s probably the hottest, now that I think about it.
And all the titles are also on the line.
Here’s the full card:
#1 Jabroni Royale Death Match
The Ego © vs. Grace Thoruson
I can’t believe it. Not once but twice do they ignore the explosion with Ego becoming a dead man walking before collapsing after that one more straw that broke the camel’s back.
Scene: Team Skull complain to IGgy about not being booked for skeleton wars. IGgy tries to justify it but they don’t appear to be happy about it, as only Plumeria bothers to use the door.
#2 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal
Pantha vs. Malfest Goat-Monster vs. DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Undeddie Guerrero vs. Weeb Weaver vs. Roy vs. Harmony Gray vs. Mr. Shakedown ©
Former 7DP champ Undeddie Guerrero is the first to enter,but also the first to be eliminated. Next Pantha is KO’d by an MGM Outta Nowhere but then MGM is also eliminated via pinfall, followed by Harmony via submission, Roy via Submission, DCB via Submission and finally, Weeb presumably tried to for their corner finisher but Mr. Shakedown countered it into an Avalanche Powerbomb for the 1-2-3, becoming the third person to retain the Seven Deadly Pins.
#3 Legion Tag Championships
Space Wizards vs. Wizards Not Allowed ©
It’s always a shame when bigotry wins. Chief puts Zoltan into an armbar and Wizards Not Allowed retain the tag titles.
#4 Bunny Championship :3
Apollo vs. Manic Misanthrope ©
They both fought well, but Manic hit is finisher three times. The first two times were too close to the ropes, the final time was for the win.
#5 Singles Match
Flamander vs. Black
It almost feels as though this match should have gone on for longer. Flamander kicked out at 3.1. Thing is, it only takes a 3 count for Black to win.
#6 Singles Match
Muscle Wizard vs. The Supreme Sadim
This bout between student and Master ends with the Master coming out on top, however, Muscle Wizard manages to kick out of 1001 Arabian Nights before.
Scene: Sadim announces that Muscle Wizard, despite losing, has passed his final test for he has learned a lesson about muscles.
#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Angus McMutton vs. Fomore ©
What a war! Although, there were no skeletons. Just over 19 Minutes in and Angus successfully pins Fomore after an Ushigoroshi
#8 Roll Dem Bones
Vacation Skeleton vs. King Skeleton vs. IGgy Skeleton
King Skeleton gets eliminated first and then IGgy goes over, brother by also eliminating Vacation Skeleton.
#9 Singles Match
Boob Marley vs. Freddie Hope
In a worthy performance, Boob and Freddie battle for nearly 18 minutes before Freddie defeats Boob using The Last Hope.
#10 VACANT OPEN CHALLENGE
A Mimic vs. VACANT
It is hard to say how close Mimic got to winning due to its offense not really being the knockdown type, but the wear and tear type with a lot of submissions. It is very clear, however, that the mimic got knocked down three times and loses via TKO.
#11 Infernal Hellweight Championship
Hobo One Kevodki vs. Suzan Blades ©
Hobo fought valiantly, probably getting the closest to beating Suzan yet. But that’s about it, he got close. Though, he did not hit the Ushigoroshi, his most devastating move. Instead he was hit by KnightFall, Suzan’s deadliest maneuver. Twice. If anything, you gotta hand it to hobo: He’s made of steel.