Week 15: Go-Home Skeleton
Saturday, May 4th - 23:00 GMT+2
We’re getting closer to the PPV, in fact, this is our Go-Home show.
Flamander challenged IGgy to get retribution for what he believes to be IGgy messing with him, rather than a genuine misunderstanding that could happen to everybody when he gave Flammo King Skeleton as an opponent rather than his chosen opponent Black. IGgy, however, got a bit tricky with that one, making it a tag match.
Pantha and Hobo face off in a No. 1 Contender Match for the Hellweight Title and N-T Punk makes his glorious return after not being seen for a while after his match against Malfest Goat-Monster. Harley gets a shot at Manic’s Bunny Title :3 and Kelsey challenges Fomore for their Darkweight Title. Also: The Vacant Open Challenge is back.
Here’s the full match card:
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
The Ego (c) vs. Cocademon
Oh god, what a finish. The Explosion triggers the exact moment Cocademon has Ego in an irish whip, meaning they kinda iframed through the explosion. In reality, however, Ego is out cold while Coca survived it. Ego is still fighting for a little in a dead man walking kind of situation before collapsing completely. Cocademon wins!
Scene: This is Freddie Hopes signing press conference. He goes over what he did while not wrestling on screen. Denies rumors of a potential Flamander match and reveals that his first opponent will be Boob Marley.
#2 Trios Tag Team Match
Flamander, Super Samio and Mimic vs. IGgy and Pineapple Pizza
IGgy’s plan somehow works out. Flamander tagging out considerably less than anyone else is way exhausted by the time the match finishes and gets fluke pinned by IGgy. He’s probably very angry now.
#3 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match
Pantha vs. Hobo One Kevodki
The finish of this match was so anticlimatic that it’s not even a joke anymore. Hobo does a shoulder butt and then goes for the pin and… 1… 2… 3.
#4 Five-Way (First Fall)
N-T Punk vs. Maya Northwind vs. Great Maharaja vs. Grace Thoruson vs. Rick Wreckage.
In the midst of the chaos Maya seizes the opportunity to slingblade Maharaja who is in the process of landing a Brainbuster on Rick Wreckage. She then goes on to pin Rick and… that’s the win.
#5 Bunny Championship :3
Harley Havik vs. Manic Misanthrope
The word of the day is knee. At least for Harley. Who uses so many knee strikes. Ittakes almost 24 minutes until she stops doing that to be put in half leg lock bosto crab by Manic to tap out. Her hitting the knee in his face must have damaged it enough for that to work.
#6 VACANT Open Challenge
Dash Rendar vs. VACANT
Dash got way too close for comfort to beating VACANT, even knocking him down twice in a row. But VACANT just kinda came back from that, ruining Dash’s day. It ends once again by TKO.
Scene: King Skeleton encounters Vacation Skeleton in the hallway and goes on about some kind of skeleton war. Then IGgy also shows up and books a match between the three skeletons currently in the hallway.
#7 Darkweight Championship
Kelsey Slaughter vs. Fomore (c)
The match happens for a while, it’s a solid back and forth, but then Fomore whips out the CAP and pins Kelsey.
