Okay everyone! Time again to have a show this saturday in its usual time slot
Robutt has to defend not being the Jabroni. Grasshead Apollo is up against fellow grasshead Weeb Weaver, although they are very different grass. Flamander demanded to face someone big and bad last week, so he’s up against King Skeleton. Manic gets a kind of overdue shot at the Bunny Title :3 while Vacation Skeleton is ready to defend the Seven Deadly Pins for the second time, but honestly, the 7DP match has never been this stacked so it’s gonna be a doozy.
Here’s the full card:
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
The Ego vs. Nawt A Robutt
I can’t believe the weakness of the guy with the big head was he head all along! Ego tapped out to being knee’d in the face repeatedly
Scene: Some people are interviewing Fomore on their life and it turns out they are somewhat insane and think they are working in an office. The Wrestling’s normal though.
#2 Singles Match
Apollo vs. Weeb Weaver
Apollo proves that he’s better in a duel than in a Battle Royal. He beat Weeb with basically the same move Robutt beat Ego, but this time it was after almost 19 minutes of constant back and forth.
#3 Tag Team Match
Space Wizards vs. Lawful Good
There was punching and kicking and throwing going on. But when it ended it ended via a roll-up by Zoltan that got interrupted just a moment too late by Lemuel
#4 Singles Match
Flamander vs. King Skeleton
It was basically a squash. Flamander wins… with a roll- up. So far we always had two matches in a row end via the same exact method. I wonder if this a sign of things to come.
Scene: Flamander is furious IGgy booked him against King Skeleton despite clearly demanding Black as an opponent. Now he wants IGgy next week, and Black at the PPV.
#5 Bunny Championship :3
Manic Misanthrope vs. Muscle Wizard
They fought for the Bunny Title like it was their lives. It took them 20 minutes but finally somebody had to give in. That somebody was Muscle Wizard. We have a new champion and it’s Manic!
Scene: Defeated, Muscle Wizard heads back into the locker room and is greeted by the Supreme Sadim who, as it turns out, is his master. Sadim decides that Muscle Wizard should take his final test to become a true… well… muscle wizard. That test is to fight Sadim himself in a match. Soon ™
#6 VACANT Open Challenge
Someone vs. VACANT
One of VACANT’s most convincing victories yet. VACANT wins by TKO after not getting knocked down a single time themself
#7 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal
Rosette vs. Ryu vs. Dr. Mutant vs. Firestar vs. Anna May vs. Kayu Zakisaka vs. Mr. Shakedown vs. Vacation Skeleton (c)
Holy shit! Not only did Mr. Shakedown win, he went on a tear, eliminating over half of his competition by himself with the Wallet Squeeze. Our champ, Vacation Skeleton was eliminated third after 14:25 Minutes, with the final elimination being Firestar at 28:02 Minutes, both to the Wallet Squeeze.
