OHPW - Business May Die [Fire Pro Wrestling World]

[IGgy]

All right! Here we are again. The show will be in the usual place, at the usual time

Flamander’s big mouth as well as the inability to back it up in the ring has caught up with him as he’s forced to compete in the Jabroni Royale. Angus has his first singles match since his loss to Suzan two months ago, The Dash Rendars face an unknown foe and Wizards Not Allowed get another chance at earning the Legion Tag Titles in a match against the reigning champions, 1 1/2 Dragons.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
The Ego © vs. Flamander

#2 Singles Match
Angus McMutton vs. Undeddie Guerrero

#3 Tag Team Match
The Dash Rendars vs Team Skull

#4 Four-Way
Palpatine vs. Inspector Jane vs. Nawt A Robutt vs. Cocademon

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Firestar vs. Muscle Wizard ©

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
Somebody vs. VACANT

#7 Legion Tag Championships
Wizards Not Allowed vs. 1 1/2 Dragons

[IGgy]

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 The Ego © vs. Flamander for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Angus McMutton vs. Undeddie Guerrero
#3 The Dash Rendars vs. Team Skull
#4 Palpatine vs. Inspector Jane vs. Nawt A Robutt vs. Cocademon
#5 Firestar vs. Muscle Wizard © for the Bunny Title :3
#6 VACANT OPEN CHALLENGE
#7 Wizards Not Allowed vs. 1 1/2 Dragons © for the Legion Tag Titles

[IGgy]

Week 13: Jabroni Soldier (Twitch VOD)

All right! Here we are again. The show will be in the usual place, at the usual time

Flamander’s big mouth as well as the inability to back it up in the ring has caught up with him as he’s forced to compete in the Jabroni Royale. Angus has his first singles match since his loss to Suzan two months ago, The Dash Rendars face an unknown foe and Wizards Not Allowed get another chance at earning the Legion Tag Titles in a match against the reigning champions, 1 1/2 Dragons.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
The Ego © vs. Flamander

The match begins with Flamander going light and it appears more competitive than it actually is. But Eventually Flamander just stops caring, takes a chair and wails on The Ego, then follows ith a Boston Crab for the win.

#2 Singles Match
Angus McMutton vs. Undeddie Guerrero

This was a good back and forth kinda match. They both got all their shit in. Eddie kicked out of an Ushigoroshi, Angus withstood the chair’s illusion but when Angus finally used the Tru Bru there was no kicking out for Undeddie Guerrero.

Scene: Flamander visits IGgy but refuses to enter the imaginary office through the door provided. Eventually he just grabs IGgy by the collar. It’s hard to ignore that. Flamander demands a match against Black. But he said that before actually entering the office via crashing through the imaginary walls, so did IGgy really hear that part? I guess we’ll see next week.

#3 Tag Team Match
The Dash Rendars vs Team Skull

It ended the only way it could, with one of the Skull Grunts low blowing Dash, followed with a roll-up for the 1-2-3.

#4 Four-Way
Palpatine vs. Inspector Jane vs. Nawt A Robutt vs. Cocademon

For almost 17 minutes they just kinda hit each other very hard but just after the 17 minute mark, our first elimination. Jane is out. A minute later, Robutt goes too, leaving only Cocademon and Palpy. Unfortunately for all of us Palpatine wins, boosting his ego.

Scene: Apollo is backstage acting like this is just some kind of online video game. Wondering about when he’ll get a quest again. Then Satan shows up. Satan gives Apollo the quest to go to IGgy if he wants a match but the quest doesn’t show up in Apollo’s HUD or something? So he just logs out, leaving Satan to an existential crisis.

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Firestar vs. Muscle Wizard ©

Firestar goes straight for the balls early on, but Muscle Wizard must have some kind of protective barrier around it because he just shrugs it off. Doesn’t stop Firestar from continuing her brutal assault to the balls. But in the end Muscle Wizard is able to take the win with Bigby’s Clenched Fist.

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
DivineCoffeeBinge vs. VACANT

DCB puts in one hell of an effort to defeat VACANT. After their recent loss VACANT can’t afford to lose and so doesn’t. VACANT locked DCB in a Bow and Arrow hold for the win.

#7 Legion Tag Championships
Wizards Not Allowed vs. 1 1/2 Dragons

Many punches were thrown, and so where men. But it ended with an armbar when Chief made Roy tap.

[IGgy]

Okay everyone! Time again to have a show this saturday in its usual time slot

Robutt has to defend not being the Jabroni. Grasshead Apollo is up against fellow grasshead Weeb Weaver, although they are very different grass. Flamander demanded to face someone big and bad last week, so he’s up against King Skeleton. Manic gets a kind of overdue shot at the Bunny Title :3 while Vacation Skeleton is ready to defend the Seven Deadly Pins for the second time, but honestly, the 7DP match has never been this stacked so it’s gonna be a doozy.

Here’s the full card:

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
The Ego vs. Nawt A Robutt

#2 Singles Match
Apollo vs. Weeb Weaver

#3 Tag Team Match
Space Wizards vs. Lawful Good

#4 Singles Match
Flamander vs. King Skeleton

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Manic Misanthrope vs. Muscle Wizard

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
Someone vs. VACANT

#7 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal
Rosette vs. Ryu vs. Dr. Mutant vs. Firestar vs. Anna May vs. Kayu Zakisaka vs. Mr. Shakedown vs. Vacation Skeleton ©

[IGgy]

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 The Ego © vs. Nawt a Robutt for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Apollo vs. Weeb Weaver
#3 Space Wizards vs. Lawful Good
#4 Flamander vs. King Skeleton
#5 Manic Misanthrope vs. Muscle Wizard © for the Bunny Title :3
#6 VACANT Open Challenge
#7 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal feat. Vacation Skeleton ©

[IGgy]

OHPW - Week 14: Supreme (Twitch VOD)

Okay everyone! Time again to have a show this saturday in its usual time slot

Robutt has to defend not being the Jabroni. Grasshead Apollo is up against fellow grasshead Weeb Weaver, although they are very different grass. Flamander demanded to face someone big and bad last week, so he’s up against King Skeleton. Manic gets a kind of overdue shot at the Bunny Title :3 while Vacation Skeleton is ready to defend the Seven Deadly Pins for the second time, but honestly, the 7DP match has never been this stacked so it’s gonna be a doozy.

Here’s the full card:

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
The Ego vs. Nawt A Robutt

I can’t believe the weakness of the guy with the big head was he head all along! Ego tapped out to being knee’d in the face repeatedly

Scene: Some people are interviewing Fomore on their life and it turns out they are somewhat insane and think they are working in an office. The Wrestling’s normal though.

#2 Singles Match
Apollo vs. Weeb Weaver

Apollo proves that he’s better in a duel than in a Battle Royal. He beat Weeb with basically the same move Robutt beat Ego, but this time it was after almost 19 minutes of constant back and forth.

#3 Tag Team Match
Space Wizards vs. Lawful Good

There was punching and kicking and throwing going on. But when it ended it ended via a roll-up by Zoltan that got interrupted just a moment too late by Lemuel

#4 Singles Match
Flamander vs. King Skeleton

It was basically a squash. Flamander wins… with a roll- up. So far we always had two matches in a row end via the same exact method. I wonder if this a sign of things to come.

Scene: Flamander is furious IGgy booked him against King Skeleton despite clearly demanding Black as an opponent. Now he wants IGgy next week, and Black at the PPV.

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Manic Misanthrope vs. Muscle Wizard

They fought for the Bunny Title like it was their lives. It took them 20 minutes but finally somebody had to give in. That somebody was Muscle Wizard. We have a new champion and it’s Manic!

Scene: Defeated, Muscle Wizard heads back into the locker room and is greeted by the Supreme Sadim who, as it turns out, is his master. Sadim decides that Muscle Wizard should take his final test to become a true… well… muscle wizard. That test is to fight Sadim himself in a match. Soon ™

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
Someone vs. VACANT

One of VACANT’s most convincing victories yet. VACANT wins by TKO after not getting knocked down a single time themself

#7 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal
Rosette vs. Ryu vs. Dr. Mutant vs. Firestar vs. Anna May vs. Kayu Zakisaka vs. Mr. Shakedown vs. Vacation Skeleton ©

Holy shit! Not only did Mr. Shakedown win, he went on a tear, eliminating over half of his competition by himself with the Wallet Squeeze. Our champ, Vacation Skeleton was eliminated third after 14:25 Minutes, with the final elimination being Firestar at 28:02 Minutes, both to the Wallet Squeeze.

[IGgy]

Week 15: Go-Home Skeleton
Saturday, May 4th - 23:00 GMT+2

We’re getting closer to the PPV, in fact, this is our Go-Home show.
Flamander challenged IGgy to get retribution for what he believes to be IGgy messing with him, rather than a genuine misunderstanding that could happen to everybody when he gave Flammo King Skeleton as an opponent rather than his chosen opponent Black. IGgy, however, got a bit tricky with that one, making it a tag match.

Pantha and Hobo face off in a No. 1 Contender Match for the Hellweight Title and N-T Punk makes his glorious return after not being seen for a while after his match against Malfest Goat-Monster. Harley gets a shot at Manic’s Bunny Title :3 and Kelsey challenges Fomore for their Darkweight Title. Also: The Vacant Open Challenge is back.

Here’s the full match card:

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
The Ego © vs. Cocademon

Press Interview with Frederick Hope

#2 Trios Tag Team Match
Flamander, Super Samio and Mimic vs. IGgy and Pineapple Pizza

#3 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match
Pantha vs. Hobo One Kevodki

#4 Five-Way (First Fall)
N-T Punk vs. Maya Northwind vs. Great Maharaja vs. Grace Thoruson vs. Rick Wreckage.

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Harley Havik vs. Manic Misanthrope

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
Somebody vs. VACANT

#7 Darkweight Championship
Kelsey Slaughter vs. Fomore ©

[Deathmaster780]

The Camera flicks on to reveal Kelsey stomping her way out of Shoot Hospital

Kelsey: Goddamned Docs, refusing to discharge me on a account of being blown up multiple times. IF IT CAN BE FIXED WITH SOME STAPLES AND DUCT TAPE IT WAS NEVER A PROBLEM IN THE FIRST PLACE WAS IT!!!

Shaking her head she turns to the camera

Kelsey: So, Hobo, looks like we didn’t get a chance to settle matters. But it seems you didn’t get out of the hospital until just now too it seems. And youse got a match this week as well. Youse getting off lucky, we’ll have to settle things some other time, cause right now I’ve got some business to take care of too.

Kelsey: Fomore, I saw your documentary show while I was in the Hospital, sad stuff, if you want to make your boss acknowledge youse, youse gots to beat it into him. That’s how I became Princess Slaughter, by beating the piss outta my dad King Roddy. Don’t worry, youse will have plenty of time to think on this after I beats ur ass and takes ur title.

At this exact moment a time portal rips open and Paulie jumps out of it with Robbie D over his shoulder

Paulie: Hey’s sis!

Kelsey: Hey’s Paulie, how was the multiverse?

Paulie: Pretty shit, apparently some Demon and a Street Fighter brokes da timeline by winning the same belt.

Kelsey: Cool, Robbie get your ass over here and work this camera.

Robbie D: …

Kelsey: Robbie!

Robbie D: Huh, what? Paulie drops Robbie on the ground

Kelsey: There see, back on your feet from whatever.

Robbie D: No Mista Picasso I didn’t make a mess of ur paintings.

Kelsey: What?

Robbie D: Huh? Oh hey Kels, did youse win ur match against dat Hobo?

Kelsey: SHUT UP ROBBIE!!!

[IGgy]

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 The Ego © vs. Cocademon for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Team Flamander vs. Team IGgy
#3 Pantha vs. Hobo One Kevodki
#4 Punk vs. Maya vs. Maharaja vs. Grace vs. Rick Wreckage
#5 Harley Havik vs. Manic Misanthrope © for the Bunny Title :3
#6 VACANT Open Challenge
#7 Kelsey Slaughter vs. Fomore © for the Darkweight Title

[IGgy]

Week 15: Go-Home Skeleton (Twitch VOD)

Week 15: Go-Home Skeleton
Saturday, May 4th - 23:00 GMT+2

We’re getting closer to the PPV, in fact, this is our Go-Home show.
Flamander challenged IGgy to get retribution for what he believes to be IGgy messing with him, rather than a genuine misunderstanding that could happen to everybody when he gave Flammo King Skeleton as an opponent rather than his chosen opponent Black. IGgy, however, got a bit tricky with that one, making it a tag match.

Pantha and Hobo face off in a No. 1 Contender Match for the Hellweight Title and N-T Punk makes his glorious return after not being seen for a while after his match against Malfest Goat-Monster. Harley gets a shot at Manic’s Bunny Title :3 and Kelsey challenges Fomore for their Darkweight Title. Also: The Vacant Open Challenge is back.

Here’s the full match card:

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
The Ego © vs. Cocademon

Oh god, what a finish. The Explosion triggers the exact moment Cocademon has Ego in an irish whip, meaning they kinda iframed through the explosion. In reality, however, Ego is out cold while Coca survived it. Ego is still fighting for a little in a dead man walking kind of situation before collapsing completely. Cocademon wins!

Scene: This is Freddie Hopes signing press conference. He goes over what he did while not wrestling on screen. Denies rumors of a potential Flamander match and reveals that his first opponent will be Boob Marley.

#2 Trios Tag Team Match
Flamander, Super Samio and Mimic vs. IGgy and Pineapple Pizza

IGgy’s plan somehow works out. Flamander tagging out considerably less than anyone else is way exhausted by the time the match finishes and gets fluke pinned by IGgy. He’s probably very angry now.

#3 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match
Pantha vs. Hobo One Kevodki

The finish of this match was so anticlimatic that it’s not even a joke anymore. Hobo does a shoulder butt and then goes for the pin and… 1… 2… 3.

#4 Five-Way (First Fall)
N-T Punk vs. Maya Northwind vs. Great Maharaja vs. Grace Thoruson vs. Rick Wreckage.

In the midst of the chaos Maya seizes the opportunity to slingblade Maharaja who is in the process of landing a Brainbuster on Rick Wreckage. She then goes on to pin Rick and… that’s the win.

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Harley Havik vs. Manic Misanthrope

The word of the day is knee. At least for Harley. Who uses so many knee strikes. Ittakes almost 24 minutes until she stops doing that to be put in half leg lock bosto crab by Manic to tap out. Her hitting the knee in his face must have damaged it enough for that to work.

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
Dash Rendar vs. VACANT

Dash got way too close for comfort to beating VACANT, even knocking him down twice in a row. But VACANT just kinda came back from that, ruining Dash’s day. It ends once again by TKO.

Scene: King Skeleton encounters Vacation Skeleton in the hallway and goes on about some kind of skeleton war. Then IGgy also shows up and books a match between the three skeletons currently in the hallway.

#7 Darkweight Championship
Kelsey Slaughter vs. Fomore ©

The match happens for a while, it’s a solid back and forth, but then Fomore whips out the CAP and pins Kelsey.

[IGgy]

It’s time for another PPV!
Week 16: SKELETON WARS
Usual time, usual place. Click the link for exact details.

Our hottest feud is that three skeletons met in a hallway decided to fight at this show.
Our second hottest feud is Flamander trying to get a match against Black, getting it, but getting pinned on the episode before the match.
Our third hottest feud is Muscle Wizard’s final exam.
Our fourth hottest feud is that Freddie Hope showed up… he’s fighting Boob Marley. Actually, that’s probably the hottest, now that I think about it.

And all the titles are also on the line.

Here’s the full card:

#1 Jabroni Royale Death Match
The Ego © vs. Grace Thoruson

#2 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal
Pantha vs. Malfest Goat-Monster vs. DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Undeddie Guerrero vs. Weeb Weaver vs. Roy vs. Harmony Gray vs. Mr. Shakedown ©

#3 Legion Tag Championships
Space Wizards vs. Wizards Not Allowed ©

#4 Bunny Championship :3
Apollo vs. Manic Misanthrope ©

#5 Singles Match
Flamander vs. Black

#6 Singles Match
Muscle Wizard vs. The Supreme Sadim

#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Angus McMutton vs. Fomore ©

#8 Roll Dem Bones
Vacation Skeleton vs. King Skeleton vs. IGgy Skeleton

#9 Singles Match
Boob Marley vs. Freddie Hope

#10 VACANT OPEN CHALLENGE
Someone vs. VACANT

#11 Infernal Hellweight Championship
Hobo One Kevodki vs. Suzan Blades ©

[IGgy]

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 The Ego © vs. Grace Thoruson for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal feat. Mr. Shakedown ©
#3 Space Wizards vs. Wizards Not Allowed © for the Legion Tag Titles
#4 Apollo vs. Manic Misanthrope © for the Bunny Title
#5 Flamander vs. Black
#6 Muscle Wizard vs. The Supreme Sadim
#7 Angus McMutton vs. Fomore © for the Darkweight Title
#8 Vacation Skeleton vs. King Skeleton vs. IGgy Skeleton
#9 Boob Marley vs. Freddie Hope
#10 VACANT Open Challenge
#11 Hobo One Kevodki vs. Suzan Blades ©

[IGgy]

Week 16: skeleton wars (Twitch VOD)

It was a very fun show. Overall the game agreed, at an average Match Rating of 90% this is our highest average Match Rating for a PPV yet.

It’s time for another PPV!
Week 16: SKELETON WARS
Usual time, usual place. Click the link for exact details.

[timg]https://i.imgur.com/rw5yJVH.jpg[/timg]

Our hottest feud is that three skeletons met in a hallway decided to fight at this show.
Our second hottest feud is Flamander trying to get a match against Black, getting it, but getting pinned on the episode before the match.
Our third hottest feud is Muscle Wizard’s final exam.
Our fourth hottest feud is that Freddie Hope showed up… he’s fighting Boob Marley. Actually, that’s probably the hottest, now that I think about it.

And all the titles are also on the line.

Here’s the full card:

#1 Jabroni Royale Death Match
The Ego © vs. Grace Thoruson

I can’t believe it. Not once but twice do they ignore the explosion with Ego becoming a dead man walking before collapsing after that one more straw that broke the camel’s back.

Scene: Team Skull complain to IGgy about not being booked for skeleton wars. IGgy tries to justify it but they don’t appear to be happy about it, as only Plumeria bothers to use the door.

#2 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal
Pantha vs. Malfest Goat-Monster vs. DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Undeddie Guerrero vs. Weeb Weaver vs. Roy vs. Harmony Gray vs. Mr. Shakedown ©

Former 7DP champ Undeddie Guerrero is the first to enter,but also the first to be eliminated. Next Pantha is KO’d by an MGM Outta Nowhere but then MGM is also eliminated via pinfall, followed by Harmony via submission, Roy via Submission, DCB via Submission and finally, Weeb presumably tried to for their corner finisher but Mr. Shakedown countered it into an Avalanche Powerbomb for the 1-2-3, becoming the third person to retain the Seven Deadly Pins.

#3 Legion Tag Championships
Space Wizards vs. Wizards Not Allowed ©

It’s always a shame when bigotry wins. Chief puts Zoltan into an armbar and Wizards Not Allowed retain the tag titles.

#4 Bunny Championship :3
Apollo vs. Manic Misanthrope ©

They both fought well, but Manic hit is finisher three times. The first two times were too close to the ropes, the final time was for the win.

#5 Singles Match
Flamander vs. Black

It almost feels as though this match should have gone on for longer. Flamander kicked out at 3.1. Thing is, it only takes a 3 count for Black to win.

#6 Singles Match
Muscle Wizard vs. The Supreme Sadim

This bout between student and Master ends with the Master coming out on top, however, Muscle Wizard manages to kick out of 1001 Arabian Nights before.

Scene: Sadim announces that Muscle Wizard, despite losing, has passed his final test for he has learned a lesson about muscles.

#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Angus McMutton vs. Fomore ©

What a war! Although, there were no skeletons. Just over 19 Minutes in and Angus successfully pins Fomore after an Ushigoroshi

#8 Roll Dem Bones
Vacation Skeleton vs. King Skeleton vs. IGgy Skeleton

King Skeleton gets eliminated first and then IGgy goes over, brother by also eliminating Vacation Skeleton.

#9 Singles Match
Boob Marley vs. Freddie Hope

In a worthy performance, Boob and Freddie battle for nearly 18 minutes before Freddie defeats Boob using The Last Hope.

#10 VACANT OPEN CHALLENGE
A Mimic vs. VACANT

It is hard to say how close Mimic got to winning due to its offense not really being the knockdown type, but the wear and tear type with a lot of submissions. It is very clear, however, that the mimic got knocked down three times and loses via TKO.

#11 Infernal Hellweight Championship
Hobo One Kevodki vs. Suzan Blades ©

Hobo fought valiantly, probably getting the closest to beating Suzan yet. But that’s about it, he got close. Though, he did not hit the Ushigoroshi, his most devastating move. Instead he was hit by KnightFall, Suzan’s deadliest maneuver. Twice. If anything, you gotta hand it to hobo: He’s made of steel.

Our first Hellweight Champion by PublicOpinion

Doc Mutant, Grace Thoruson, Harmony Gray and Nawt a Robutt playing together by PublicOpinion

Maya Northwind’s debut by phallen1

Mina causing technical difficulties by PublicOpinion

[IGgy]

From the looks of it I forgot to post this on wednesday.
But OHPW is indeed happening again on Saturday. That is tomorrow, by the way.

We got: Lemuel’s first singles match since episode 1. All of the oRa 66 vs. Team Skull. Black going for Manic’s Bunny Title, Vacant again.
And the Seven Deadly Pins in which Mr. Shakedown can become the longest reigning 7DP champ if he wins again. The field is stacked, though. Just look at it.

Here’s the match card:

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
The Ego © vs. Inspector Jane

#2 Elimination Tag
Fallout Boys vs. The Fun Gang

#3 Singles Match
Maya Northwind vs. Lemuel Post

#4 Trios Tag
oRa 66 vs. Team Skull

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Black vs. Manic Misanthrope ©

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
Someone vs. VACANT

#7 Seven Deadly Pins
Zoltan vs. Flamander vs. Fat Dash Rendar vs. Kayu Zakisaka vs. Canada Alderman vs. Anna May vs. Pine Appel vs. Mr. Shakedown ©

[Deathmaster780]

Mina: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, they’re giving us the Pokemon Fools? Man, you guys better bring a stacked Poke Team because believe me, you can’t handle what I’m rolling. Spoiler Alert: They’re all blazing!

https://richi3f.github.io/pokemon-team-planner/national_dex.html#charizard+blaziken-mega+magmortar+delphox+pyroar-male+incineroar

Mina: And if you think this shit is lit, just you wait and see what my boy Angus is going to bring.

[IGgy]

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 The Ego © vs. Inspector Jane for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Fallout Boys vs. The Fun Gang
#3 Maya Northwind vs. Lemuel Post
#4 oRa 66 vs. Team Skull
#5 Black vs. Manic Misanthrope © for the Bunny Title :3
#6 VACANT Open Challenge
#7 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal feat. Mr. Shakedown ©

[IGgy]

Week 17: It Breaks (Twitch VOD)

From the looks of it I forgot to post this on wednesday.
But OHPW is indeed happening again on Saturday. That is tomorrow, by the way.

We got: Lemuel’s first singles match since episode 1. All of the oRa 66 vs. Team Skull. Black going for Manic’s Bunny Title, Vacant again.
And the Seven Deadly Pins in which Mr. Shakedown can become the longest reigning 7DP champ if he wins again. The field is stacked, though. Just look at it.

Here’s the match card:

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
The Ego © vs. Inspector Jane

I’m not sure what to say anymore, The Explosion happens but the match does not end. Instead after one more move (this time from Ego) Ego stays down.

#2 Elimination Tag
Fallout Boys vs. The Fun Gang

This match had to be ruled a No Contest due to unforeseen circumstances. While the Fallout Boys held the advantage a clear decision could not be made. Because the freaking game broke.

Scene: Dash Rendar stops DCB backstage, pretending he’s The El Chad. He’s even weirder than usual, this time not only slipping in and out of a very bad spanish accent but also a variety of others.

#3 Singles Match
Maya Northwind vs. Lemuel Post

Somehow, Maya dominates most of this match, quickly defeating Lemuel.

Scene: Palpy tries to establish some order in the oRa 66 but nothing he says actually has any effect.

#4 Trios Tag
oRa 66 vs. Team Skull

The oRa 66 mainly get whooped around a lot until Team Skull submit Palpy with just a face lock.

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Black vs. Manic Misanthrope ©

Black doing what’s expected of him and wins. Almost a little anticlimatically.

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
Pantha vs. VACANT

Although Pantha gets some heavy hits in she can’t knock down VACANT even once. Instead, after the third time she gets knocked down the ref makes the decision in VACANT’s favour.

#7 Seven Deadly Pins
Zoltan vs. Flamander vs. Fat Dash Rendar vs. Kayu Zakisaka vs. Canada Alderman vs. Anna May vs. Pine Appel vs. Mr. Shakedown ©

Of course, the first elimination is a Critical KO, leaving Anna (M)ay’s corpse to lie in the ring for the entirety of the match. Second out surprisingly is Flamander. The Final three are Mr. Shakedown, Zoltan and Rosette. Out of those three, Shakedown is out first, meaning he cannot surpass the 7DP reigns of the previous two champions. Just Moments later Zoltan has to tap out leaving only Rosette as the Seven Deadly Pins Champion.

[IGgy]

Week 18: Inventing Circles

This Saturday Ego attempts to lose the Jabroni Royale once more so he can finally go on excursion. The School of Slam make their tag team debut against the freaking Dashes. Zoltan gets to challenge Black for the Bunny Titlte :3 and Maya is up against Angus for the Darkweight Title.

Here’s the full match card:

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
The Ego © vs. Lemuel Post

#2 Tag Team Match
School of Slam vs. The League of Dash

#3 Three-Way
Harley Havik vs. Super Samio vs. Kelsey Slaughter

#4 Tag Team Match
1 1/2 Dragons vs. Pineapple Pizza

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Zoltan Xenu Zoltarius vs. Black ©

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
Someone vs. VACANT

#7 Underrworld Darkweight Championship
Maya Northwind vs. Angus McMutton ©

[IGgy]

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

art by phallen1

Here’s the match card again:
#1 The Ego © vs. Lemuel Post for the Jabroni Royale
#2 School of Slam vs. The League of Dash
#3 Harley Havik vs. Super Samio vs. Kelsey Slaughter
#4 1 1/2 Dragons vs. Pineapple Pizza
#5 Zoltan vs. Black © for the Bunny Title :3
#6 VACANT Open Challenge
#7 Maya Northwind vs. Angus McMutton © for the Darkweight Title

[IGgy]

OHPW - Week 18: Inventing Circles (Twitch VOD)

by phallen1

Week 18: Inventing Circles

This Saturday Ego attempts to lose the Jabroni Royale once more so he can finally go on excursion. The School of Slam make their tag team debut against the freaking Dashes. Zoltan gets to challenge Black for the Bunny Titlte :3 and Maya is up against Angus for the Darkweight Title.

Here’s the full match card:

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
The Ego © vs. Lemuel Post

Ego fucking taps out to yet another Boston Crab

Scene: Losing to VACANT seems to have hit Pantha hard. How can she fight for justice if she can’t beat the strongest creature alive? As practice she vows to defeat the second strongest creature alive, Suzan Blades. Good luck.

#2 Tag Team Match
School of Slam vs. The League of Dash

It’s a dark day today. The Dash Rendars win. Regular Dash pins Sadim after a pop-up powerbomb.

#3 Three-Way
Harley Havik vs. Super Samio vs. Kelsey Slaughter

After a long, weapon strike filled match Samio wins with a roll-up while Harley just watches it happen.

#4 Tag Team Match
1 1/2 Dragons vs. Pineapple Pizza

In this brief Tornado tag match both Pine Appel and Cheese Pietzza start bleeding quickly and it ends when Ryu hits the Kaiser Claw on Pietzza. This match had a 69% rating.

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Zoltan Xenu Zoltarius vs. Black ©

At least Zoltan made it past the ten minute mark before he was pinned.

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
George Cluwney vs. VACANT

It took exactly six minutes until George tapped out to being knee’d in the face.

Scene: IGgy very accurately explains to MMA to Satan and plans to hold a tournament in that style.

#7 Underrworld Darkweight Championship
Maya Northwind vs. Angus McMutton ©

Angus had to hit like 100 Ushigoroshis and 30 Tru Brus but eventually Maya couldn’t rise up anymore.