All right! Here we are again. The show will be in the usual place, at the usual time
Flamander’s big mouth as well as the inability to back it up in the ring has caught up with him as he’s forced to compete in the Jabroni Royale. Angus has his first singles match since his loss to Suzan two months ago, The Dash Rendars face an unknown foe and Wizards Not Allowed get another chance at earning the Legion Tag Titles in a match against the reigning champions, 1 1/2 Dragons.
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
The Ego (c) vs. Flamander
The match begins with Flamander going light and it appears more competitive than it actually is. But Eventually Flamander just stops caring, takes a chair and wails on The Ego, then follows ith a Boston Crab for the win.
#2 Singles Match
Angus McMutton vs. Undeddie Guerrero
This was a good back and forth kinda match. They both got all their shit in. Eddie kicked out of an Ushigoroshi, Angus withstood the chair’s illusion but when Angus finally used the Tru Bru there was no kicking out for Undeddie Guerrero.
Scene: Flamander visits IGgy but refuses to enter the imaginary office through the door provided. Eventually he just grabs IGgy by the collar. It’s hard to ignore that. Flamander demands a match against Black. But he said that before actually entering the office via crashing through the imaginary walls, so did IGgy really hear that part? I guess we’ll see next week.
#3 Tag Team Match
The Dash Rendars vs Team Skull
It ended the only way it could, with one of the Skull Grunts low blowing Dash, followed with a roll-up for the 1-2-3.
#4 Four-Way
Palpatine vs. Inspector Jane vs. Nawt A Robutt vs. Cocademon
For almost 17 minutes they just kinda hit each other very hard but just after the 17 minute mark, our first elimination. Jane is out. A minute later, Robutt goes too, leaving only Cocademon and Palpy. Unfortunately for all of us Palpatine wins, boosting his ego.
Scene: Apollo is backstage acting like this is just some kind of online video game. Wondering about when he’ll get a quest again. Then Satan shows up. Satan gives Apollo the quest to go to IGgy if he wants a match but the quest doesn’t show up in Apollo’s HUD or something? So he just logs out, leaving Satan to an existential crisis.
#5 Bunny Championship :3
Firestar vs. Muscle Wizard (c)
Firestar goes straight for the balls early on, but Muscle Wizard must have some kind of protective barrier around it because he just shrugs it off. Doesn’t stop Firestar from continuing her brutal assault to the balls. But in the end Muscle Wizard is able to take the win with Bigby’s Clenched Fist.
#6 VACANT Open Challenge
DivineCoffeeBinge vs. VACANT
DCB puts in one hell of an effort to defeat VACANT. After their recent loss VACANT can’t afford to lose and so doesn’t. VACANT locked DCB in a Bow and Arrow hold for the win.
#7 Legion Tag Championships
Wizards Not Allowed vs. 1 1/2 Dragons
Many punches were thrown, and so where men. But it ended with an armbar when Chief made Roy tap.
