This weekend at the usual time, at Doom’s Gate our third major show will take place!
More matches and every title is on the line. In addition to that Vacant-Slayer Hobo One Kevodki faces Kelsey Slaughter over a dispute about who’s the most hardcore, Pantha vs. Flamander will have a debate (with their fists) and VACANT will return to face somebody in his never-ending VACANT Open Challenge.
Here’s the entire card:
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
The Ego (c) vs. Harley Havik
Ego’s big juicy head is a big target for the seasoned duelist. It didn’t take long for Harley to take the win!
Scene: Turns out the treasure chest scheduled for the Seven Deadly Pins match was actually a mimic. Who woulda thunk?
#2 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal
Super Samio vs. Manic Misanthrope vs. A Treasure Chest vs. The Great Maharaja vs. Black vs. HazMatt vs. Apollo vs. Vacation Skeleton (c)
Oh boy… what a match this was. Eliminations, in order were: Apollo (entered 3rd), Manic (entered 5th), Maharaja (entered 6th), Super Samio (entered 7th), Mimic (Started in Ring), HazMatt (entered 8th) and Black (entered 4th). Leaving Vacation Skeleton (Started in Ring) to retain the Seven Deadly Pins Championship!
#3 Barbed Wire Deathmatch
Kelsey Slaughter vs. Hobo One Kevodki
Due to a mix up earlier in the show this was made a Barbed Wire Deathmatch, which means an explosion timer of 15 Minutes. The Explosion won.
#4 Tornado Tag Team Match
Harmony & Grace vs. oRa 66
Much like the last time Grace and Harmony faced Angus and Firestar in singles matches during the Hellweight Tournament, they had to take a loss in this match.
#5 OHPW Underworld Darkweight Championship
Fomore vs. Canada Alderman (c)
The match stayed competitive throughout, though both tried to go for pins and submissions early on. In the end it was a feigned showing of respect from Fomore that trapped Canada inside an armbar and she had to tap out.
#6 Singles Match
Pantha vs. Flamander
Holy shit what a match. They went at each other hard and as the match went longer and longer they also kept hitting their bigger moves more and more. Flamander hit the Snake multiple times, but to no avail. The last time he hit it he didn’t even go for a pin. Eventually a battered flamander was locked into Figure-Four Neck Lock and tapped out.
Scene: In the bar, watching from afar, Freddie Hope is watching Flamander’s match, wondering what turned him from the man he knew into what he’s seeing on the screen. He convinces Susan, the Barkeeper, to give IGgy a call.
#7 OHPW Legion Tag Championships
Fallout Boys vs. 1 1/2 Dragons (c)
Somehow, this is the first time the Fallout Boys are challenging for the Legion straps, but they couldn’t win them this time. The Dragons retain.
#8 Bunny Championship :3
Muscle Wizard vs. Kayu Zakisaka (c)
Another great match from Big Match Kayu. Although she lost it’s hard to deny that she’s always there when great matches happen. Muscle Wizard was able to win the Bunny Title :3 in his first singles match.
#9 VACANT Open Challenge
Malfest Goat-Monster vs. VACANT
You’d think the crowd would be more split on this one, what with VACANT losing to a much less imposing Hobo One Kevodki. Only very few believed that Goat-Monster would win. And they were right. VACANT proves that he is one of the best.
#10 OHPW Infernal Hellweight Championship
Mr. Shakedown vs. Suzan Blades (c)
A classic hoss-off. Two towering figures. Hitting each other and hitting each other hard. But while it could have gone either way Suzan successfully defended her Hellweight Title. This marks her second successful defense and rings in the 64th day of her reign.
