Okay, we’re back and the show will be, you guessed it, in the usual place, at the usual time.
We’ll see the debut of a new Tag Team of Zoltan and Jan Itor (The Space Wizards) and we’ll see if Fomore can continue their streak of actually winning the Seven Deadly Pins.
Here’s the match card:
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Super Samio (c) vs. King Skeleton
Samio steals the win with one of her many quick roll-ups she attempted. I bet King Skeleton is pissed now.
#2 Four-Way First Fall
Palpatine vs. The Ego vs. Black vs. The Cocademon
Black continues is… redemption story??? Or is it a heel turn. I mean, he’s fighting heels but he’s kinda destroying people for some reason.
Scene: Kelsey and Hobo have a nice chat backstage and they describe the ways they want to hurt each other. Eventually they settle for a match at the next PPV. Then Flamander shows up and demands a debate??? With Pantha??? I guess this is how the show is booked.
#3 Singles Match
Undeddie Guerrero vs. Harmony Gray
Undeddie lies, cheats and steals his way to beating Harmony
#4 Tag Team Match
1 1/2 Dragons vs. Space Wizards
Despite their best efforts the Space Wizards can’t claim the victory in this war of a debut match. Zoltan just has to tap to Roy’s reverse Texas Cloverleaf kinda thing.
Scene: No Wizards allowed prove themselves to be angry at the existence of the Space Wizards. To make things worse, Goat-Bone the Muscle Wizard shows up. NWA are now very disappointed about the world or something
#5Bunny Championship :3
Maya Northwind vs. Anna May (c)
Maya, having earned this title shot with an impressive debut was able to maintain her momentum and defeat Anna May for the Bunny Title :3
#6 VACANT Open Challenge
Hobo One Kevodki vs. VACANT
Holy fuck, hobo won this? This could be a catapult to superstardom for him. How will VACANT respond?
#7 Seven Deadly Pins
Harley Havik vs. Pine Appel vs. Boob Marley vs. Chief Engineer vs. Vacation Skeleton vs. Lemuel Post vs. Dash Rendar vs. Fomore (c)
What a match. Easily the MOTN. Boob, Dash, Chief Harley and Lemuel were eliminated close together, leaving the champ, Vacation Skeleton, Pine Appel and the champ, Fomore in a three way. Fomore hits the cap on VS but Pine Appel seizes this opportunity to go for the Eiffel D’Parachute on Fomore and he pins him 1… 2… 3! At 21:55 Minutes. For a grueling eight pinutes Pine Appel and Vacation Skeleton go one on one until VS finally hits the slingshot moonsault elbow they’re famous for after it’s been interrupted over the course of the match twice. VS follows with a pin for the win and becomes the new Seven Deadly Pins champion after 29:46 Minutes.
