It’s time for more OHPW in the usual place at the usual time.
Things are heating up as we get ready for RAISE HELL, the event where we raise hell. DCB tries once more to get rid of the Jabroni Royale against deathmatch wrestler Kelsey Slaughter in a Barbed Wire deathmatch with an explosion timer. 1 1/2 Dragons (Roy and Ryu) make their debut, Rosette and Flamander compete for a Hellweight title shot next week and Pineapple Pizza defend their Legion Titles against oRa 66.
Scene: Angus is still knocked out from last week, apparenlty. He’s being woken up by a crew member and is asked to vacate the ring for the show that is about to start.
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
DivineCoffeeBinge (c) vs. Kelsey Slaughter
Holy crap! Kelsey proves she’s a deathmatch wrestler. Despite some bursts of offense from DCB she controlled the match until the end, winning via pinfall!
#2 Singles Match
Super Samio vs. Manic Misanthrope
We talked about NXT during this match then Manic won via pinfall as I was about to point out that he’s ripping off King Skeleton’s moves.
Scene: Goat-Man and Vacation Skeleton have a bit of a chat about their origin stories but they are interrupted by Malfest Goat-Monster manifesting in the room, viciously attacking Vacation Skeleton sending him flying across the room with a single strike.
#3 Tag Team Match
1 1/2 Dragons vs. Lawful Good
The newcomers take this one. After Ryu uses the Kaiser Claw on Lemuel he just can’t kick out anymore.
#4 Infernal Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match
Canada ‘Rosette’ Alderman vs. Flamander
Flamander seemingly didn’t take this match seriously at all while Rosette gave it all she had. It took almost twenty minutes before it was decided that Flamander would be facing Suzan Blades next week after beating Rosette via submission.
Scene: HazMatt comes out to the ring to raise the stakes for his match against Chief Engineer next week. He is demanding a mask vs. mask match.
#5 Bunny Championship :3
Vacation Skeleton Nawt A Robutt vs. Mr. Shakedown (c)
Robutt brought in all the suplexes except for his Tokyo Thunderwave of Death but he was still bested by Mr. Shakedown. Who can stop this guy?
#6 Vacant Open Challenge
Kayu Zakisaka vs. Vacant
Kayu fought valiantly against Vacant but after the second time she was knocked down she could not get back up in time before the ref counted to ten.
Scene: Vacation Skeleton returns from the hospital and demands a match against Goat-Monster, but announces that like everything else he won’t take it seriously. Goat-Monster agrees to murder Vacation Skeleton again next week.
#7 Legion Tag Championships
oRa 66 vs. Pineapple Pizza (c)
What a great match. Firestar and Angus proved that they can work as a team by finishing the match with stereo Ushigoroshis. Angus pins Pine Appel
Scene: Dash Rendar occupies the press conference stage and challenges the tag champs on his own to a title match next week. What an idiot.
