It’s time once more to wrassle!
We will do so at the usual time in the usual place
We’ll have the promised Fallout Boys vs. Wizards Not Allowed match for the honor of HazMatts attire, the singles Debut of Harley Havik against newcomer Kayu Zakisaka, Mr. Shakedown faces his biggest challenge yet with Undeddie Guerrero. Can Shakedown resist catching and holding a chair within view of the ref? The Vacant Open Challenge continues and finally Kelsey Slaughter defends the Seven Deadly Pins Title.
I started gathering Highlight matches they don’t have their own videos yet but you can still check them out. Eventually I’ll make upload a video for heach highlighted match.
Here’s the match card.
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
DivineCoffeeBinge (c) vs. Boob Marley
It takes three Sunken Chests before DCB can’t take it anymore. No victory for the Explosion. But unfortunately also no victory for DCB
Scene: Palpy tries to recuit Firestar and she seems to be on board but will make her decision based on how much fun she’ll have in their match later on.
#2 Singles Match
Harley Havik vs. Kayu Zakisaka
This is the first singles match for Harley and the Debut for Kayu and they made sure to put on a clinic to let you know just how much potential they both have. Kayu wins the match via pinfall.
#3 Tag Team Match
Fallout Boys vs. Wizards Not Allowed
This is the result of HazMatt’s challenge from last week, but it didn’t end with Matt or Chief taking a lot of punishment, but with George Cluwney almost sneakily pinning Doc Mutant.
Scene: Not satisfied with this match Chief Engineer challenges Haz Matt to a singles match in a post match interview. It will take place at RAISE HELL and to make sure there’s no interference it will be a cage match. How will this feud over who has the best hazmat suit end??? Tune in for RAISE HELL in two weeks. But also next week.
#4 Singles Match
Firestar vs. Palpatine
Nobody flies out and explodes but Mina gets extended time with The Dark Side which makes Palpy tap out.
Scene: Just Majestic Goat-Man and Vacation Skeleton having a chat backstage. Nothing unusual happens.
#5 Bunny Championship :3
Undeddie Guerrero vs. Mr. Shakedown (c)
Even though Undeddie tried to win by DQ like three times he proves that he really wants to earn the Bunny Title by not surrendering until he simply can’t get back up anymore and Mr. Shakedown wins by pinfall.
#6 VACANT OPEN CHALLENGE
The Ego vs. Vacant
Ego loses, Vacant wins. The only reason I’m putting these foregone conclusions in spoiler tags is so when someone gets a fluke win over Vacant it’ll still be a surprise to people.
Scene: The oRa 66 celebrate being three people again.
#7 Seven Deadly Pins
Nawt a Robutt vs. Cocademon vs. King Skeleton vs. Great Maharaja vs. Fomore vs. Angus vs. IGgy IGsen vs. Kelsey Slaughter (c)
First Fmore fucking kills Angus for real just less than four minutes in. Next IGgy taps, then the reigning champ Kelsey gets pinned. Robutt is eliminated next also via pinfall, as is Cocademon and finally Fomore taps out both King Skeleton and Great Maharaja to become the new Seven Deadly Pins Champion.
