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IGgy · October 4, 2020, 10:18am

Week 87: Dreams Come True - (Twitch VOD)

Match Card and Results:

Week 87: Dreams Come True

Next week will be the 88th Episode and it’s a PPV. You know what that means!
That’s damn right. We’ll have a PPV called FUCK NAZIS or at least F*** NAZIS so Twitch can rest easy that I didn’t use the word “fuck” in my stream title. Maybe FCK/NZS too. Depends on my mood. Anyway, there will be some type of shitting on Nazis cause if you have an 88th episode you gotta do that.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
SHE’S BEAT THE BEAR BEFORE! SHE CAN DO IT AGAIN!
Arcade Legend ASS (“c”) vs. Great Maharaja

Depressing. Explosion-Chan comes to claim their prey but Maharaja gets back up.

#2 Singles Match
Let’s give away this match of Fire vs. Fire for free on TV in the undercard.
Blaze Rider vs. Mina Park

BURNING! Flames of Justice! VERSUS Mina “I love to melt things” Park BIG MONEY! Mina wins with the Chair’s Illusion…

#3 Singles Match
Pretty sure skeletons can’t be cops so this is a friendly exhibition.
Skullistair vs. Pig Destroyer

People, I made clear that skeletons can’t be cops, why do you have to be like this. It’s like established lore at this point. Your point is moot anyway, Skullistair defeats Pig Destroyer with a… Pig Destroyer Destroyer? Usually called a Canadian Destroyer or just a Destroyer or, whatever. 1-2-3 done!

#4 Four-Way
I’ve woefully underbooked DCB lately. Time to fix this. Oh there’s other people too.
DvineCoffeeBinge vs. Tara Milleneon vs. Bone Idol vs. Steve Dirt

It was all just a normal match until Bone Idol whipped out the Bone Zone, knocking out Steve! Then immediately doing it against Tara for a three count! Holy shit! Don’t fuck with the Bone Zone! DCB somehow lucks into not getting hit with it and manages to win with the lesser Espresso Shot.

#5 Singles Match
Remember when Dash first ascended to Dashhood and murdered everyone? Maybe he’s got a chance against VACANT.
VACANT vs. Dashosphere

Hahah nah! Dash lasted longer than ten minutes, though.

#6 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match
Robutt beat Suzan, Freddie is Freddie and beat Boob. Let’s see who shall challenge Angus.
Nawt A Robutt vs. Freddie Hope

Robutt’s biggest chance yet! But Freddie is not one to simply let it happen. And so he didn’t. It took him a good while to get the Human Suplex Machine down but Freddie succeeded and will challenge Angus for the title at the PPV next week!

#7 Legion Tag Title
SHA-MO earned this by winning two weeks ago… don’t worry, The Fun Gang will get their shot.
SHA-MO vs. Cheese Pietzza

Both teams attempted to control the match-up, being tag team specialists it was more of a tug of war. For the finish, Lightning hit a Canadian Destroyer, moving Pietzza to SHA-MO’s corner and followed with lightning strikes. SHA-MO are our new champs!