Week 77: Lucky
Ah okay, but this should be our new “Normal” time. An hour earlier than or previous normal time.
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Thunder doesn’t deserve this, probably. But at this point, neither does Plumeria.
Plumeria (“c”) vs. Cock Thunder
Woah, Plumeria is pulling out a chair. VAN DAMINATOR! And oh, follows with a Pilmanizer? What the? TOXIC RANA! Thunder doesn’t care, Thunder just keeps on Thunderin’ but he’s been bleeding from the start of the match, eventually he just can’t get back up before the ref’s hand hits the mat for a third time and Plumeria is a Jabroni no more! Loser AND NEW Jabroni Royale, Cock Thunder!
#2 Singles Match
Sounds like a wholesome match. Dunno who El Hijo Del Quackenduckboy is, though.
Cock Lightning vs. Quackenduckboy Jr.
The hell is this? A giant duck baby!
#3 Singles Match
Who’s that newbie? Isabel isn’t exactly a name that strikes fear into the massive human that is Suman
Suman vs. Isabel Ibarra
Ah, right let’s all mark the spot on our Bingo sheet that says “Undercard Match that’s way better than the Main Event.” Suman attempted to win using his size alone not knowing that Isabel really doesn’t care and just pulls off incredible feats of strength, mainly to make a point. I like Isabel, she kills the business. And wins by submission.
Scene: Dash Rendar continues to be an enormous idiot. Get a load of this guy! This can’t end poorly for IGgy at all who puts himself between Vacation Skeleton and Dash this time. So I guess IGgy is also an enormous idiot.
#4 Tag Team Match
Well, gee, the unofficial Tag champs vs. the longest reigning official ones.
Fallout Boys vs. Team Skull Grunts
Both teams fought well until Matt decided he wanted to win… and won. Just continued lockin in the Containment Unit on both Grunts until one of them couldn’t take it anymore.
#5 Singles Match
I don’t wanna say it because that’ll make it not happen, but this’ll probably be good.
Lea Lionheart vs. Hayley Simmons
Seemingly evenly matched but Lea seems to have watched Kelsey vs. Suzan a few weeks back and just kept trying for her finishing move, the Make-A-Wish and was successful.
#6 Singles Match
The long awaited match of Vacation Skeleton! Oh, Pantha our former champ is here too, I guess.
Pantha vs. Vacation Skeleton
BIG upset victory! Pantha wins… oh wait… uh… Pantha was the favorite here, she’s the former champ after all. But hey, Vacation Skeleton got all his shit in and then lost so that’s cool too. Go Vacation Skeleton!
#7 Darkweight Championship
Maya has been on an upswing as of late, but can she halt Kayu’s Momentum?
Maya Northwind vs. Kayu Zakisaka (c)
If you expect a hard hitting hard fought match between these two then you wouldn’t be wrong. But this burned only briefly but was very bright. Kayu surprised with a Cartwheel Poison Rana, and though Maya kicked out that brutal hit to the head is probably what made it possible for Kayu to follow ith the Magical Mahou Splash for the win shortly after.
