OHPW - Business May Die [Fire Pro Wrestling World]

Week 74: Promise of a Lifetime
Time for more wrasslin’
The matches are below. Ricc will destroy Plumeria (probably) and both Suzan and Harmony, former champs, are in Action. There’s also a new skeleton in town and Kayu may finally be able to prove that she’s able to follow her promise of become a champion one day. But if she makes it will she stop there?

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
If you got beaten by Angus you get to beat Plumeria
Plumeria (“c”) vs. Ricc 2 Thicc

#2 Singles Match
Possibly the most metal match we had yet (Both blades and slaughter are very metal concepts, y’know)
Suzan Blades vs. Kelsey Slaughter

#3 Tag Team Match
Maybe WNA think putting ice cream into beer is magic, and thus are against it
Wizards Not Allowed vs. Real Beer Float

#4 Singles Match
Former Champ against guy who loses pants on way to the ring sometimes. Who will win?
Harmony Gray vs. Hobo One Kevodki

#5 Four-Way First Fall
A new skeleton is in town and they get three opponents right away.
Pine Appel vs. Mimic vs. Skullistair vs. Josef Dub

#6 Singles Match
As different as these two may be, their styles are remarkably similar. Just one has a very large head, the other is made of rock.
EGO vs. Lea Lionheart

#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Could this be? The moment Kayu rises? Or nah? We’ll see!
Kayu Zakisaka vs. Spitbal ©

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 Plumeria (“c”) vs. Ricc 2 Thicc
#2 Suzan Blades vs. Kelsey Slaughter
#3 Wizards Not Allowed vs. Real Beer Float
#4 Harmony Gray vs. Hobo One Kevodki
#5 Pine Appel vs. Mimic vs. Skullistair vs. Josef Dub
#6 EGO vs. Lea Lionheart
#7 Kayu Zakisaka vs. Spitbal © for the Darkweight Title

Week 74: Promise of a Lifetime - (Twitch VOD)

Week 75: Broken

Due to social obligations this show will take place at a different time than usual.
It will start on Sunday and two hours earlier than our regular showtime.

Our next PPV - Devil Trigger - is getting near things are heating up

In addition to our matches:
The controversy surrounding last week’s Main Event will be addressed
Suzan Blades has the opportunity to answer her challenge
Although he’s not scheduled to appear we sincerely believe Dash Rendar will be sad off screen.
Rumors have it that a demon-infused mystery challenger will appear to demand a match from one of our finest.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
If you tap to a neck submission despite not having a neck… well, you end up here.
Plumeria (“c”) vs. Mimic

#2 Singles Match
Someone who uses a Burning Hammer as mid-match move vs. the gal who calls the One-Winged Angel a transitional move.
Skullistair vs. DivineCoffeeBinge

#3 Singles Match
Angus didn’t do too bad lately. Let’s see what he can do when he wrestles a bear!
An(g)us McMutton vs. Great Maharaja

#4 Legion Tag No. 1 Contender Match
WNA’s Chance to show the Union What for! Let’s see if Mina meshes as well with Josef as she does with Angus, cause she has to.
Wizards Not Allowed vs. The Union (Mina & Josef)

#5 Singles Match
I wonder if Harley challenged Maya to a duel, as she is want to do.
Harley Havik vs. Maya Northwind

#6 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match
A few weeks ago I would have never thought that these two would be in a position to get a Hellweight title shot any time soon, but here we are.
Kelsey Slaughter vs. EGO

#7 Legion Tag Championships
The FOB’s impressive victory two weeks ago entitles them to take on SoS for the Legion Tag belts.
Fallout Boys vs. School of Slam ©

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 Plumeria (“c”) vs. A Mimic for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Skullistair vs. DivineCoffeeBinge
#3 Angus McMutton vs. Great Maharaja
#4 Wizards Not Allowed vs. The Union
#5 Harley Havik vs. Maya Northwind
#6 Kelsey Slaughter vs. EGO
#7 Fallout Boys vs. School of Slam © for the Legion Tag Titles

Week 75: Broken - (Twitch VOD)

Week 76: DEVIL TRIGGER



Video Package

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Been a long time since we had DCB in the Jabroni… takes me back…
Plumeria (“c”) vs. DivineCoffeeBinge

#2 Seven Deadly Pins
Goat-Monster is notoriously unstoppable, but can he stop seven others? Mr. Shakedown, the brothers, an Anime, a wizard… uh… Bloodi Boi and a goddamn Robot? Damn, our Roster is weird.
Zoltan vs. Anna May vs. Cock Lightning vs. Cock Thunder vs. Nawt a Robutt vs. Steve Dirt vs. Mr. Shakedown vs. Malfest Goat-Monster ©

#3 Singles Match
Though, not a sanctioned Title, Family Man’s Cursed Pokeymanz Title is, as always, unofficially on the line.
Family Man vs. Pig Destroyer

#4 Legion Tag Titles
If anyone can stop WNA’s reign of anticlimatic finishes it’s the SoS
Wizards Not Allowed vs. School of Slam ©

#5 Four Way (First Fall)
Maya Northwind vs. Palpatine vs. Koji Kojinaka vs. Danny V5

#6 Landmine Deathmatch
Harmony wants to cross it off the bucket list, bot want a Fight to Remember
Harmony Gray vs. Suzan Blades

#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Spitbal sure showed an unexpected side of him in the lead-up to this. Will he get his comeuppance?
Kayu Zakisaka vs. Spitbal ©

#8 Falls Count Anywhere
No one expected Bob Sapp to show up. Let alone for him to demand Flamander at full power
Majin Bob Sapp vs. Hellranger Flamander

#9 Infernal Hellweight Championship
Unlikely and yet deserving, Kelsey challenges Grace Thoruson for the Big One
Kelsey Slaughter vs. Grace Thoruson ©

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 Plumeria (“c”) vs. DivineCoffeeBinge for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Seven Deadly Pins feat. Malfest Goat-Monster
#3 Family Man vs. Pig Destroyer
#4 Wizards Not Allowed vs. School of Slam © for the Legion Tag Titles
#5 Maya Northwind vs. Palpatine vs. Koji Kojinaka vs. Danny V5
#6 Harmony Gray vs. Suzan Blades
#7 Kayu Zakisaka vs. Spitbal © for the Darkweight Title
#8 Majin Bob Sapp vs. Hellranger Flamander
#9 Kelsey Slaughter vs. Grace Thoruson © for teh Hellweight Title

Week 76: DEVIL TRIGGER - (Twitch VOD)


I hate when the obvious episode gif would be a spoiler so I have to find something funny instead…

Week 77: Lucky
Ah okay, but this should be our new “Normal” time. An hour earlier than or previous normal time.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Thunder doesn’t deserve this, probably. But at this point, neither does Plumeria.
Plumeria (“c” vs. Cock Thunder

#2 Singles Match
Sounds like a wholesome match. Dunno who El Hijo Del Quackenduckboy is, though.
Cock Lightning vs. Quackenduckboy Jr.

#3 Singles Match
Who’s that newbie? Isabel isn’t exactly a name that strikes fear into the massive human that is Suman
Suman vs. Isabel Ibarra

#4 Tag Team Match
Well, gee, the unofficial Tag champs vs. the longest reigning official ones.
Fallout Boys vs. Team Skull Grunts

#5 Singles Match
I don’t wanna say it because that’ll make it not happen, but this’ll probably be good.
Lea Lionheart vs. Hayley Simmons

#6 Singles Match
The long awaited match of Vacation Skeleton! Oh, Pantha our former champ is here too, I guess.
Pantha vs. Vacation Skeleton

#7 Darkweight Championship
Maya has been on an upswing as of late, but can she halt Kayu’s Momentum?
Maya Northwind vs. Kayu Zakisaka ©

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 Plumeria (“c”) vs. Cock Thunder for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Cock Lightning vs. Quackenduckboy Jr.
#3 Suman vs. Isabel Ibarra
#4 Fallout Boys vs. Team Skull Grunts
#5 Lea Lionheart vs. Hayley Simmons
#6 Pantha vs. Vacation Skeleton
#7 Maya Northwind vs. Kayu Zakisaka © for the Darkweight Title

Week 77: Lucky - (Twitch VOD)

Week 78: Book me, coward!

I’ve been talking about “normal timeslots” a lot the last few weeks. But this is the new normal. Get used to it. Or don’t I’m not your boss. I may start PPVs an hour early from now to avoid them running until way past midnight. Anyway, here’s a match card.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Believe it or not, this is actually a rematch from their Hell’s Gate days
Cock Thunder (“c”) vs. Arcade Legend ASS

#2 Singles Match
Florida Man wrestles dead body, gets a couple good hits in.
Undeddie Guerrero vs. Florida Man

#3 Singles Match
Lots of “David vs. Goliath” match-ups lately, but whatchoo gonna do?
Super Samio vs. Midas

#4 Tag Team Match
It’s been 25 weeks since the Skull Bosses tagged. TWENTY-FIVE
Real Beer Float vs. Team Skull Bosses

#5 Singles Match
Little did Pig Destroyer know, Angus wears a lamb mask for big matches, not a pig one.
Pig Destroyer vs. Angus McMutton

#6 Singles Match
As long as Pantha doesn’t do a Neck Crank Rick stands a chance.
Rick Wreckage vs. Pantha

#7 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal
Seven Deadly Pins, seven ways to win, seven holy paths to hell… and their trip begins.
Agnes Paragon vs. Cheese Pietzza vs. Manic Misanthrope vs. EGO vs. Fomore vs. Boob Marley vs. Ryu vs. Anna May ©

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 Cock Thunder (“c”) vs. Arcade Legend ASS for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Undeddie Guerrero vs. Florida Man
#3 Super Samio vs. Midas
#4 Real Beer Float vs. Team Skull Bosses
#5 Pig Destroyer vs. Angus McMutton
#6 Rick Wreckage vs. Pantha
#7 Seven Deadly Pins feat. Anna May ©

Week 78: Thanks for not killing me - (Twitch VOD)

Week 79: NOW book me, coward!

And here we go! Match card for this week. And next week, we’ll have a PPV. Just don’t know what to call it yet? Mmmh, let’s hope something happens on the show that gives it a name.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
It’s like these get more and more high profile
Arcade Legend ASS (“c”) vs. Boob Marley

#2 Singles Match
Fuck him up, Skullistair!
Skullistair vs. The Collective Conscience of Dash Rendar*

#3 Singles Match
The flyin’ kid against an old homeless guy
Danny V5 vs. Hobo One Kevodki

#4 Three-Way (Elimination)
There’s a non-zero percent chance that there will be blood with Kelsey, a guy called Pig Destroyer and a giant baby bird.
Quackenduckboy Jr. vs. Pig Destroyer vs. Kelsey Slaughter

#5 Singles Match
This is mainly to see if the Tiny Titan can lift the Thicc Titan. (Spoiler: Yes)
Isabel Ibarra vs. Ricc 2 Thicc

#6 Singles Match
Oh shit! Angus sure has climbed the card! He even gets a Vacation Skeleton match.
Angus McMutton vs. Vacation Skeleton

#7 Legion Tag Championship
RBF are goin’ back to school. And this time they try to beat it up.
Real Beer Float vs. School of Slam ©

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 Arcade Legend ASS © vs. Boob Marley for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Skullistair vs. The Collective Conscience of Dash Rendar*
#3 Danny V5 vs. Hobo One Kevodki
#4 Quackenduckboy Jr. vs. Pig Destroyer vs. Kelsey Slaughter
#5 Isabel Ibarra vs. Ricc 2 Thicc
#6 Angus McMutton vs. Vacation Skeleton
#7 Real Beer Float vs. School of Slam © For the Legion Tag Titles

Week 79: NOW book me, coward! - (Twitch VOD)

Week 80: LEST JIMMY STANDING 2020
This Saturday we got another of them “PPVs”
Fuck it’s already our 20th PPV. Or Special Event as I call them sometimes. I dunno, I’m not consistent about this.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Florida Man attempts to fight ASS at wrestling show. Ring explodes?
Arcade Legend ASS (“c”) vs. Florida Man

#2 Seven Deadly Pins
This features former Bunny Champs only!
Mr. Shakedown vs. Anna May vs. Manic Misanthrope vs. Palpatine vs. Suzan Blades vs. Roy vs. Hellranger Flamander vs. Fomore ©

#3 Singles Match
After last week Skullistair deserves to kill the business… or a discarded aspect of Dash.
Skullistair vs. A single Husk of Dash chosen by Dash Rendar

#4 Singles Match
They met before. Just not one on one.
Undeddie Guerrero vs. Family Man

#5 Singles Match
IGgy sacrifices himself to find a way to not book Dash vs. Vacation Skeleton
Dash Rendar vs. IGgy IGsen

#6 Legion Tag Championships
Thunder and Lightning have been more on their own lately, finally back as a unit!
SHA-MO vs. School of Slam ©

#7 Darkweight Championship
Man, Kelsey’s been slaughtering in her last match. But could we see a return of Deathmatch Kayu?
Kelsey Slaughter vs. Kayu Zakisaka ©

#8 Lest Jimmy Standing Match
Seven. That’s all Angus wants, to get VACANT down for a count of Seven to get back the G. Maybe he can make it ten.
An(g)us McMutton vs. VACANT

#9 Hellweight Championship
Pantha has the longest Hellweight Reign but Grace needs one more win to match it. There could be no better opponent.
Pantha vs. Grace Thoruson ©

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 Arcade Legend ASS © vs. Florida Man
#2 Seven Deadly Pins feat. Fomore ©
#3 Skullistair vs. A Husk of Dash
#4 Undeddie Guerrero vs. Family Man
#5 Dash Rendar vs. IGgy IGsen
#6 SHA-MO vs. School of Slam © for the Legion Titles
#7 Kelsey Slaughter vs. Kayu Zakisaka © for the Darkweight Title
#8 An(g)us McMutton vs. VACANT for the letter G
#9 Pantha vs. Grace Thoruson © for the Hellweight Title