Week 75: Broken
Due to social obligations this show will take place at a different time than usual.
It will start on Sunday and two hours earlier than our regular showtime.
Our next PPV - Devil Trigger - is getting near things are heating up
In addition to our matches:
The controversy surrounding last week’s Main Event will be addressed
Suzan Blades has the opportunity to answer her challenge
Although he’s not scheduled to appear we sincerely believe Dash Rendar will be sad off screen.
Rumors have it that a demon-infused mystery challenger will appear to demand a match from one of our finest.
Scene: Last week after the Main Event IGgy decided that at DEVIL TRIGGER we’d have Kayu vs. Spitbal and, as much as it pains him, Vacation Skeleton vs. Dash Rendar.
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
If you tap to a neck submission despite not having a neck… well, you end up here.
Plumeria (“c”) vs. Mimic
Plumeria actually went for pins this time but neither Mimic nor she could get a win before Explosion-chan unleashed her wrath
#2 Singles Match
Someone who uses a Burning Hammer as mid-match move vs. the gal who calls the One-Winged Angel a transitional move.
Skullistair vs. DivineCoffeeBinge
We were promised a business killing match and yet none of that happened. I think they both agreed before the match to not give us what we want or something because this is uncharacteristic for both of them.
Scene: Suzan enters the ring but keeps it short: She accepts Harmony’s challenge and wants it to be a Landmine Deathmatch.
#3 Singles Match
Angus didn’t do too bad lately. Let’s see what he can do when he wrestles a bear!
An(g)us McMutton vs. Great Maharaja
Angus successfully wrestled a bear. Not just that, he brought back the Tru Bru. Like, the real one. Not this phoney triple headbutt shit, but the one single fierce headbutt. And he won with it.
#4 Legion Tag No. 1 Contender Match
WNA’s Chance to show the Union What for! Let’s see if Mina meshes as well with Josef as she does with Angus, cause she has to.
Wizards Not Allowed vs. The Union (Mina & Josef)
Despite their balls being completely obliterated Wizards Not Allowed managed to somehow get the win over The Union
Scene: What the? Majin Bob Sapp enters the stage and demands a match with someone who has similar power than him… it is Flamdner who’s only shown his demonic side twice in OHPW, once against long-time rival Freddie Hope and once against… himelf, yeah. Though, Sapp challenged him in a unique way: A Punch that threw Flamander across the ring, so maybe he’ll actually unleash his beast.
#5 Singles Match
I wonder if Harley challenged Maya to a duel, as she is want to do.
Harley Havik vs. Maya Northwind
Welcome Back to Harley does Knee Strikes and Maya does a balance of grounded and flippy shit. It’s a slight surprise that Harley took it, given Maya’s recent success (compared to Harley’s lack thereof)
#6 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match
A few weeks ago I would have never thought that these two would be in a position to get a Hellweight title shot any time soon, but here we are.
Kelsey Slaughter vs. EGO
What a shit show. They go to the outside and it’s a double count-out. But no! A No. 1 Contender match needs a winner we can’t have Grace face no-one next week! So we restart the match, and although both are already exhausted from the first half of their match they still go for a fair bit. Kelsey can take away the win with a Calf Crusher she refuses to release after the match. Cos fuck EGO’s legs.
Scene: Vacation Skeleton’s Grandma has died and they have to stay in a haunted mansion next week. Oh no! This means the Vacation Skeleton vs. Dash match can’t happen! Again!
#7 Legion Tag Championships
The FOB’s impressive victory two weeks ago entitles them to take on SoS for the Legion Tag belts.
Fallout Boys vs. School of Slam (c)
Oh boy! Oh yes! This is what I wanted. Actually no, not really. I mean kind of, but yeah. Unfortunately Count-Out finished happen a lot lately and this is the second time the challengers of the Tag Titles win their match via… Count-Out, which means no Title Change. On one hand this means the IGgy-lineage gets another split from the main lineage on the other this sucks. But hey, the FOB are now Two-time unofficial Tag champs! I’ll probably suspend count-outs for the time being.
