This week we’ll have our first show after the IHW Championship Tournament
It will, of course, take place in the usual place at the usual time
The Match Card is down below, featuring some people we know, some new faces and the beginning of the Vacant Open Challenge.
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
DivineCoffeeBinge (“c”) vs. N-T Punk
Just a few seconds to go! DCB goes for the roll-up! One… Two… NOOO! And then everybody explodes
Scene: Dash has a bit of a meltdown and promises a “big surprise”
#2 Battle Royal
Anna May vs. Boob Marley vs. Palpatine vs. Weeb Weaver vs. Harley Havik
First Harley gets eliminated with a screwy countoud where she only got thrown out of the ring when the count was nearing 20 already. Seconds after Weeb succumbed to Palpy’s Imperial Powerbomb. Now it’s a three way. They go and go, Palpy even hits the Galactic Elbow on Boob but ulitmately is the next to be eliminated by Anna May’s Claw. From here Boob puts Anna into the Sunken Chest repeatedly but she does not surrender and makes Boob tap with another Claw to win the match.
#3 Singles Match
Grace Thoruson vs. Harmony Gray
Wow, what a brutal match. They hit each other hard and they never stopped. Neither of them actually hit their finishers. The match ended after a Kamigoye to Grace. She couldn’t get back up. Harmony takes the win!
Scene: Harmony returns to Gorilla exhausted from her match and talks about how she loves fighting Harmony (even if it means getting hit very hard repeatedly)
#4 Tag Team Landmine Deathmatch
Lawful Good vs. Wizards Not Allowed
The heels Lawful Good vs. the heels Wizards Not Allowed fought and the match ended via illegal maneuvers leading into a pinfall, earning WNA the win.
#5 Bunny Championship :3
Hobo One Kevodki vs. Mr. Shakedown (c)
It took two elbow drops to the ass and a wallet squeeze for hobo to tap out but that’s a lot of punishment.
Scene: HazMatt comes to the ring, furious that Chief Engineer has a similar attire to him. He’s so mad he requested a tag match of the Fallout Boys vs. No Wizards Allowed
#6 VACANT OPEN CHALLENGE
Vacation Skeleton vs. Vacant
Vacant claims their first victim. Vacation loses by TKO
#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Black vs. Pantha (c)
Another hard hitting match. Black never went for his finisher somehow, even late in the match. He’d probably have won if he’d used it. Pantha on the other hand was relentless, whipping out move after move, one more devastating than the other her final move was the Pantha Claw, Bkack refused to tap out and instead passed out.
