Hello again everybody. It’s time for our first major event. We’ll come together in the usual place, at the usual time and crown our first ever Infernal Hellweight Champion as we wrap up our Hellweight Tournament. Who will it be? On top of that all our titles will be defended on the show. The Legion Titles, the Bunny Title :3, the Darkweight Title, the Seven Deadly Pins Title and even the Jabroni Royale
The tournament right now:
Scene: IGgy explains to Satan that he will leave OHPW to avoid spoilers since he’s meeting all these people who know him but he’s never seen. But he has arranged for someone to replace him. After IGgy leaves, a Skeleton introducing himself as IGgy from the far future appears and takes over.
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
DivineCoffeeBinge (‘c’) vs. The Great Maharaja
#2 Seven Deadly Pins
Hobo One Kevodki vs. Harley Havic vs. Manic Misanthrope vs. Weeb Weaver vs. The Ego vs. Super Samio vs. Kelsey Slaughter vs. Undeddie Guerrero (c)
Ah, yes, our clusterfuck. Unfortunately for Undeddie he could not retain. In the end it came down to Kelsey Slaughter and Hobo. Kelsey managed to put away her final opponent and is the new Seven Deadly Pins Champion.
#3 IHC Tournament Round 2 - Group 1
Firestar vs. Angus McMutton
Firestar tries to set Angus on fire early on but Angos is not fazed by it. Not too much anyway. Eventually he wins using an Ushigoroshi
#4 IHC Tournament Round 2 - Group 2
Dash Rendar vs. Suzan Blade
This match made me happy because Dash got his ass kicked something fierce and lost 
#5 IHC Tournament Round 2 - Group 1
Fomore vs. Flamander
A good match, lots more back and forth than expected. But Fomore could not pull an upset and had to give way to Flamander after a Pumphandle Driver
#6 IHC Tournament Round 2 - Group 2
Undeddie Guerrero vs. Black
Undeddie, even though he wisely didn’t overexert himself in the 7 Pins match could not defeat Black.
Scene: Robutt is just standing there without any clothes on when Vacation Skeleton appears to admire his hot bod. VS and Robutt agree to form a unit called “The Fun Gang”. DCB enters the room because she forgot something and is immediately dragged into The Fun Gang, becoming a member.
#7 OHPW Legion Duo Championships
The Fun Gang vs. Pineapple Pizza (c)
THE FUN GANG WINS! … but Pineapple Pizza retain because The Fun Gang won by DQ. Although they did use a fun move to do so. The Chair’s Illusion that famously had Undeddie Guerrero win against The Great Maharaja in the previous week.
#8 IHC Tournament Semi-Final - Group 1
Angus McMutton vs. Flamander
Holy shit! this is the biggest win in Angus’ carreer. He defeats Flamander with the Tru Bru!
#9 IHC Tournament Semi-Final - Group 2
It was an even match until Suzan did a Hijack Backbreaker on Black. Black had to tap out during the spinny part of the move. Wow.
#10 Bunny Championship :3
N-T Punk vs. Mr. Shakedown (c)
What a showing from N-T Punk. But he still lost to Mr. Shakedown who is still our Bunny Champion :3
#11 OHPW Underworld Darkweight Title
Pantha vs. The Cocademon (c)
The Power of Coca Cola was not strong enough to withstand the Pantha Claw! Pantha wins by submission.
#12 Infernal Hellweight Championship
Angus McMutton vs. Suzan Blades
So this is what it’s all come down to. An exhausted Angus vs. a comparatively fresh Suzan who kept her matches on the shorter end. Not that it matters because the game doesn’t simulate exhaustion, but we’re telling a story here damnit! But Angus and Suzan gave it all they had left until it ended with a Knightfall from Suzan for the three count. Our first Hellweight Champion is Suzan Blades!
Scene: Well, this is unexpected. Vacant appears. The most decorated wrester in history. He’s held all the titles at one point except the ones that were won in tournaments in brazil way back. It seems he’s upset he wasn’t even invited to defend his titles. So he issues the Vacant Open Challenge to prove that he is the best. Starting next week challengers may arise.
