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Week 59: Road to Hellfire III

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We are entering the second round of our tournament. Due to half the field being eliminated at this point the notation for the predictions has changed slightly. Take Black vs. Spitbal which is (6/1/2). You might have guessed already. This means 6 people believe Black will win, 1 believes Spitbal will take it and 2 don’t believe either of them would make it past round 2.

Which makes ASS vs. Guzma so interesting. out of nine people eight didn’t think either of them would survive this round. On the other hand, funnily, Suzan vs. Vacation Skeleton has 8/1/0.

Let’s just have a look at the full match card:

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Suman (“c”) vs. Ryu

#2 Hellfire Tournament Round 2 (6/1/2)
Black vs. Spitbal

#3 Hellfire Tournament Round 2 (0/1/8)
Arcade Legend ASS vs. Guzma

#4 Hellfire Tournament Round 2 (3/1/5)
Lea Lionheart vs. Boob Marley

#5 Hellfire Tournament Round 2
Malfest Goat-Monster vs. Maya Northwind (6/1/2)

#6 Bunny Championship :3
TBD vs. VACANT

#7 Hellfire Tournament Round 2
Grace Thoruson vs. Freddie Hope (6/2/1)

#8 Hellfire Tournament Round 2
Harmony Gray vs. Hobo One Kevodki (4/1/4)

#9 Hellfire Tournament Round 2
Hellranger Flamander vs. Ricc 2 Thicc (6/3/0)

#10 Hellfire Tournament Round 2 (8/1/0)
Suzan Blades vs. Vacation Skeleton

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Here’s the match card again:
#1 Suman (“c”) vs. Ryu
#2 Black vs. Spitbal
#3 Arcade Legend ASS vs. Guzma
#4 Lea Lionheart vs. Boob Marley
#5 Malfest Goat-Monster vs. Maya Northwind
#6 VACANT Bunny Challenge :3
#7 Grace Thoruson vs. Freddie Hope
#8 Harmony Gray vs. Hobo One Kevodki
#9 Hellranger Flamander vs. Ricc 2 Thicc
#10 Suzan Blades vs. Vacation Skeleton

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Week 59: Road to Hellfire III - (Twitch VOD)

The bracket + Predictions

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This bracket has seen some weird developments in its life. Especially the latter half of the first round was weird but it didn’t stop there. We even have some people no one thought would make it past Round 1 all the way to Round 3

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As far as predictions go, weirdly, the dark horses seem to be a good pick this time.

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Week 60: HELLFIRE

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It’s getting exciting! This show we’ll see the rest of the Tournament. Round 3, or The Hateful Eight as I like to call it. Then The semifinals wich uh… let’s go with “Deadly Four” and at last the Finals. Now, who will make it to the finals this time is up in the air. Out of the four Round 3 match-ups only one has what could be considered an obvious winner. And even here we can’t be sure as Boob Marley made it as far as he did despite the odds. EGO and Lea stood in his way and he made it past them. But now he’s facing Suzan.

Meanwhile. Black vs. Flamander is probably a match you don’t remember happening but it happened on Episode 16 when Black defeated Flamander in 11:29 Minutes. No guarantee of that happening again.

Suzan Blades and Malfest Goat-Monster, on the other hand, have never faced off before. It’s impossible to tell who will win but my guess is it will be fast either way. The last time I said this the match lasted almost an hour. Let’s hope this isn’t the case here. Only in the interest of time, of course.

Finally, we have Arcade Legend ASS vs. Grace Thoruson. ASS defeatedPantha in the first round in a huge upset. Grace, in a similarly surprising way, defeated Freddie Hope. Now, people watching OHPW might not realize it but when we call Freddie Hope a legend we absolutely mean it. He saved the freaking moon once and Grace beat him. I’d put that on a level with defeating the former Hellweight Champion Pantha. Freddie, as a former LPFWA Champion and Saviour of the Moon (along with Flamander, they were different times) is equally decorated, if not moreso.

After that? Aside from the fact that there will be a Rumble featuring everybody who didn’t make it to the finals the card is yet to be determined as we don’t know who’s winning these matches above yet. But here is the card as it currently stands:

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Suman (“c”) vs. Hobo One Kevodki

#2 Hellfire Tournament Round 3
Black vs. Hellranger Flamander

#3 Hellfire Tournament Round 3
Arcade Legend ASS vs. Grace Thoruson

#4 Hellfire Tournament Round 3
Harmony vs. Boob Marley

#5 Hellfire Tournament Round 3
Suzan Blades vs. Malfest Goat-Monster

#6 VACANT Bunny Challenge :3
TBD vs. VACANT

#7 Dash’s Dumb “Grudge” Match
The Fun Gang (+ Mystery Person) vs. The Dashosphere and its Husks

#8 Hellfire Tournament Semi-Finals
Winner of #2 vs. Winner of #4

#9 Hellfire Tournament Semi-Finals
Winner of #3 vs. Winner of #5

#10 Hellfire Rumble
Featuring everyone from the Tournament who didn’t make it to the finals. All 30 of them.

#11 Hellfire Tournament Finals
Winner of #8 vs. Winner of #9

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Here’s the match card again:
#1 Suman (“c”) vs. Hobo One Kevodki for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Black vs. Hellranger Flamander
#3 Arcade Legend ASS vs. Grace Thoruson
#4 Harmony Gray vs. Boob Marley
#5 Suzan Blades vs. Malfest Goat-Monster
#6 VACANT Bunny Challenge :3
#7 The Fun Gang vs. The Dashosphere and its Husks
#8 Hellfire Semi-Finals Match 1
#9 Hellfire Semi-Finals Match 2
#10 Hellfire Rumble
#11 Hellfire Finals

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Week 60: HELLFIRE - (Twitch VOD)

And here’s the final standings.

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Week 61: Carte Blanche
The Tournament we witnessed over the last few weeks took a lot of unexpected turns. We had many surprise upsets. And when the person who who achieved upset victory after upset victory against Mr. Shakedown, Freddie Hope, Arcade Legend ASS and Malfest Goat-Monster defeated Flamander in the finals it was still deemed an upset. Naming all these opponents makes the achievement even more impressive and Grace Thoruson will be receiving her reward this show. A Blank Contract for any match she desires. Even on the same card as long none of the competitors have been in a match on that card yet, excepting herself.

But now we’re back to a regular scheduled show. One that we actually got to book instead of just having the previous week’s winners decide the matches. There’s also gonna be stuff that isn’t singles matches. A big shock, maybe, if the Hellfire Tournament was your first time watching OHPW. Most importantly, some people who had to take a backseat due to the tournament get a chance to show what they got.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Suman (“c”) vs. Midas Minoson

#2 Tornado Tag Match
Wizards Not Allowed vs. Space Wizards

#3 Singles Match
Family Man vs. Cocademon

#4 Hardcore Three-Way
Kelsey Slaughter vs. Florida Man vs. Agnes Paragon

#5 Singles Match
Muscle Wizard vs. Roy

#6 VACANT Bunny Challenge :3
TBD vs. VACANT ©

#7 Legion Tag Championships
The Fun Gang vs. Team Skull

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Here’s the match card again:
#1 Suman (“c”) vs. Midas Minoson for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Wizards Not Allowed vs. Space Wizards
#3 Family Man vs. Cocademon
#4 Kelsey Slaughter vs. Florida Man vs. Agnes Paragon
#5 Muscle Wizard vs. Roy
#6 VACANT Bunny Challenge :3
#7 The Fun Gang vs. Team Skull © for the Legion Tag Titles

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Week 61: Carte Blanche - (Twitch VOD)

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Week 62: Antagonize Me

In the week previous, perhaps the most noteworthy thing that happened was that Grace Thoruson, immediately after receiving her Blank Contract, decided to “cash it in” and challenge her Tag-Team partner and Friend and also current Infernal Hellweight Champion Harmony Gray to a match At Doom’s Gate 2020.

This week we’ll see Grace trying to take on 2 opponents. A Mimic and N-T Punk. We’ll also see one of our three Young Devils, Tara McFly ting against Harley Havik. Now, this isn’t Tara’s debut, we’ve seen her way back when team Freddy went against the oRa 66 and Sexton Thicc (no relation to Ricc 2 Thicc) received a Galactic Elbow to the ASS post match. Rude af.

Well, there’s more of course, stuff that I could talk about but I feel it’s better to just give you the match card.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Suman (“c”) vs. Nawt A Robutt

#2 Three-Way (First Fall)
Grace Thoruson vs. A Mimic vs. N-T Punk

#3 Singles Match
Tara McFly vs. Harley Havik

#4 Singles Match
Steve Dirt vs. Plumeria

#5 Tag Team Match
SHA-MO vs. Fallout Boys

#6 Vacant Bunny Challenge :3
TBD vs. VACANT

#7 Underworld Darkweight Title
Boob Marley vs. Lea Lionheart ©

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Here’s the match card again:
#1 Suman (“c”) vs. Nawt A Robutt for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Grace Thoruson vs. A Mimic vs. N-T Punk
#3 Tara McFly vs. Harley Havik
#4 Steve Dirt vs. Plumeria
#5 SHA-MO vs. Fallout Boys
#6 VACANT Bunny Challenge :3
#7 Boob Marley vs. Lea Lionheart © for the Darkweight Title

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Week 62: Antagonize Me - (Twitch VOD)

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Week 63: Death to Capitalism II
As we prepare for AT DOOM’S GATE 64 Suman attempts to rid himself of the Jabroni Royle once more and his chances seem better than ever. We see Hank Muscles in his first Main Roster singles match against Weeb Weaver. Grace is facing one last challenge before her match with her friend, Harmony Gray. Palpy got to “antagonize” EGO last week and is now leading the oRa 66 against Criminal Sanity. And in our Main event Kayu Zakisaka attempts to defend the Seven Deadly Pins title. And capitalism will literally die! Well, last time we promised that a No Talent Punk got beaten up by a Malfest Goat-Monster so that was disappointing. Fingers crossed for this time.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Suman (“c”) vs. Plumeria

#2 Singles Match
Hank Muscles vs. Weeb Weaver

#3 Tag Team Match
Real Beer Float vs. Pineapple Pizza

#4 Singles Match
Grace Thoruson vs. Canada Alderman

#5 Chaos Tag Team Match
oRa 66 vs. Criminal Sanity

#6 VACANT Bunny Challenge :3
TBD vs. VACANT ©

#7 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal
King Skeleton vs. Lemuel Post vs. Anna May vs. Haz Matt vs. Spitbal vs. DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Ricc 2 Thicc vs. Kayu Zaisaka ©

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Here’s the match card again:
#1 Suman (“c”) vs. Plumeria
#2 Hank Muscles vs. Weeb Weaver
#3 Real Beer Float vs. Pineapple Pizza
#4 Grace Thoruson vs. Canada Alderman
#5 oRa 66 vs. Criminal Sanity
#6 VACANT Bunny Challenge :3
#7 Seven Deadly Pins feat. Kayu Zakisaka ©

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Week 63: Death to Capitalism II - (Twitch VOD)

Especially not after this has happened multiple times to the same person. Maybe the cycle of Palpatine will end now that he’s an employee and he can see how it is to work under a shitbag boss and turn face.

Hahahaha nah, he’ll never learn.

And oh right, the Custom Parts DLC is now out which is why you’ve seen the actual Danger Spider logo on Grace. Mr. Shakedown will also finally have a hat for his next appearance (Both thanks to PublicOpinion, who also made the OHPW logo)

Now making these is still kinda hard as it requires one to create full sprite sheets for each part so don’t go around requesting special parts from me or anything. But if there’s something specific you’d want on a character of yours let me know, I won’t make it but I’ll keep an eye out for something that lets me accomplish it.

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Week 64: AT DOOM’S GATE 64

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Here’s the new OP for OHPW.

PPV-time! We got a good deal of stuff going on. We’ll have a debutant in Danny V5. There’s the weird thing where Palpy insisted to challenge The Union in a fit of, whatever. Speaking of Whatever. Dashosphere is still aiming for a match against Vacation Skeleton by fighting Fomore first. In the main event the long awaited match between Grace and Harmony takes place.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Plumeria (“c”) vs. Weeb Weaver

#2 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal
Danny V5 vs. Great Maharaja vs. Inspector Jane vs. Maya Northwind vs. Freddie Hope vs. Koji Kojinaka vs. Hayley Simmons vs. DivineCoffeeBinge ©

#3 Singles Match
Austin Ramon vs. EGO

#4 Handicap Match
Goatcorp. (Palpatine, Cocademon & Goat-Monster) vs. The Union (Angus, Mina, Josef & Punk)

#5 Singles Match
Family Man vs. Mr. Shakedown

#6 Singles Match
Fomore vs. Dashosphere

#7 Legion Tag Team Championship
Pineapple Pizza vs. Team Skull

#8 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Hellranger Flamander vs. Boob Marley

#9 VACANT Bunny Challenge :3
Black vs. VACANT

#10 Infernal Hellweight Championship
Grace Thoruson vs. Harmony Gray

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Here’s the match card again:
#1 Plumeria (“c”) vs. Weeb Weaver
#2 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal feat. DivineCoffeeBinge ©
#3 Austin Ramon vs. EGO
#4 Goatcorp vs. The Union
#5 Family Man vs. Mr. Shakedown
#6 Fomore vs. Dashosphere
#7 Pineapple Pizza vs. Team Skull © for the Legion Tag Titles
#8 Hellranger Flamander vs. Boob Marley © for the Darkweight Title
#9 Black vs. VACANT © for the Bunny Title :3
#10 Grace Thoruson vs. Harmony Gray © for the Hellweight Title

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Week 64: AT DOOM’S GATE 64 - (Twitch VOD)

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Week 65: Way of the Warrior
AT DOOM’S GATE 64 was something for sure. The show with the highest average match rating yet and I don’t think we’ll top it any time soon. In the main Event Grace managed to deafeat her Friend Harmony Gray for the Hellweight Title. So a new champ is in town.

Let’s head into this new era, as always, with some wrestling. Dashosphere managed to defeat Fomore last week and is now out for DCB, if he can beat her he’ll still have to go through Nawt a Robutt before he gets to face Vacation Skeleton. As the agreement is, if Dash can defeat all of the Fun Gang in singles competition, Vacation Skeleton will pretend to know why they’re supposed to be mad at Dash.

Here’s the full match card.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Plumeria (“c”) vs. Palpatine

#2 Singles Match
Sexton Thicc vs. Vacation Skeleton

#3 Tag Team Match
1 1/2 Dragons vs. Lawful Good

#4 Singles Match
DCB vs. Dashosphere

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Austin Ramon vs. Black ©

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
TBD vs. VACANT

#7 Seven Deadly Pins
Supreme Sadim vs. Guzma vs. Super Samio vs. Hobo One Kevodki vs. Suzan Blades vs. Kelsey Slaughter vs. Agnes Paragon vs. Koji Kojinaka ©

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Here’s the match card again:
#1 Plumeria (“c”) vs. Palpatine
#2 Sexton Thicc vs. Vacation Skeleton
#3 1 1/2 Dragons vs. Lawful Good
#4 DCB vs. Dashosphere
#5 Austin Ramon vs. Black ©
#6 VACANT Open Challenge
#7 Seven Deadly Pins feat. Koji Kojinaka ©