Week 53: Exceed
Last week as a banger of a show and it being the 52nd episode it matched the episode count of LPFWA Season 3. But now we go into overtime!
And overdrive, baybee! In celebration our next PPV will becalled Unstopping. Mainly because the song of the same name from the ZeroRanger Soundtrack whips ass!
Anyway. Steve Dirt is another contender I usually wouldn’t put into the Jabroni match, but first of all, he loves blood but also he got beaten to a pulp last week. So now he gets to prove that he’s not as bad as he looked after his last match by taking on Great Maharaja (who as a record of 1/17/2 with 5% Wins, though to be fair, if you consider only singles matches it’s 1/6/2 with 11.11% wins).
It’s honestly been a while since we’ve seen Plumeria and Guzma and honestly, I’m not sure they ever tagged together as a duo. Funny that the named Members of Team Skull are less successful in the tag division than the two Grunts. Maybe they can start surpassing their goons against Lawful Good.
It’s also been a long while since we’ve seen N-T Punk and King Skeleton in a singles match, so here we go! We’ll also get a casual 3-Way Match featuring Weeb, Lea and Cocademon.
Suzan Blades finally captured a title again. The Bunny Championship :3. She is challenged by Hayley who was second only to The Dashosphere in last week’s Seven Deadly Pins match.
Speaking of Seven Deadly Pins: The Dashosphere will defend the title against seven challengers, including some former champs.
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Great Maharaja (“c”) vs. Steve Dirt
This match goes all the way to the explosion, knocking both wrestlers out. It’s unclear whether the lack of blading before the match made Steve stronger or weaker.
#2 Tag Team Match
Lawful Good vs. The “Other” Half of Team Skull
This went on for a bit, but in the end Lawful Good won through Lemuel submitting Guzma
#3 Singles Match
N-T Punk vs. King Skeleton
King Skeleten actually got a win! Amazing. Despite his trademark lack of stamina!
#4 Three-Way (First Fall)
Weeb Weaver vs. Lea Lionheart vs. Cocademon
Everyone repeatedly tried to get Lea with the Carbonated Footprint but Lea ended up being the one to win the match.
#5 Bunny Championship :3
Hayley Simmons vs. Suzan Blades (c)
This was a very even and exciting match until Suzan knocked Hayley out with Knightfall
Scene: IGgy very half-assedly announces a tournament in the vein of the original Hellweight Tournament next month.
Scene: Nero Sin steps in front of the promo wall and announces that he will retire soon. He’s in his mid 50s so it’s probably around time anyway. But he challenges Suzan Blades for his final match!
Scene: Palpy returns from the Goat Dimension or whatever that was and announces he was beaten so badly that he had to make use of Goat Healthcare, which put him in massive debt, making him sell the ownership of the oRa 66 to The Malfest Goat-Monster. Too bad the oRa have unionized. That oughta really piss off the capitalist goat-monster.
#6 VACANT Open Challenge
TBD vs. VACANT
Palpy eats shit. But lasts over 10 minutes somehow. Must be these goat superpowers he was talking about.
#7 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royale
Hobo One Kevodki vs. Pine Appel vs. Undeddie Guerrero vs. Cheese Pietzza vs. A Mimic vs. Maya Northwind vs. Nawt A Robutt vs. The Dashosphere (c)
This was the worst. Dash won again. Retaining the 7DP
