Week 51: Settle the Score
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This Saturday we’ll have more wrasslin’ just before our next PPV which will be uh… (checks list of PPV Names) wow, none of these fit. Fuck it, let’s call it Slamarama Dingdong. I sure won’t regret this in the morning.
Anyway, Anna May attempts to rid herself of the Jabroni again. And she has to soon because she’s getting closer to matching EGO’s reign back when they were still called The Ego. (This is Anna May’s seventh Jabroni offense, Ego was sitting at 8 when they won their way out of Jabronidom)
In a tag exhibition Real Beer Float take on the Fallout Boys, mainly for fun but hopefully, the match will also be good.
Sadim and Ricc will go one on one for a shot at the Hellweight title. Ricc 2 Thicc impressively beat VACANT two weeks ago but it was only his second main roster match so he’ll have to prove himself against last month’s runner-up The Supreme Sadim.
Florida Man submitted Spitbal in their three-way a few weeks back, now they meet again. But you add The El Chad to the mix and the chances of it being a good match drastic go down. Thankfully Mr. Shakedown is also there.
Manic Misanthrope and Black have faced twice so far. Both have defeated the other once. So it’s only fitting for Black to have to face someone who can be called his equal in the match that would have him surpass our current longest Bunny Title reign if he can win it.
Finally, 1 1/2 Dragons proved last week that they haven’t missed a beat and so they challenge for the Tag titles. They last held them in July, wow. If they can win them again they will be the first three-time champions in OHPW.
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Anna May (“c”) vs. Great Maharaja
Whew, Anna May finally did it. If Anna May wasn’t already on last week’s episode gif and I tried avoiding using the finish of the match as a gif then this would be it
#2 Tag Team Match
The Real Beer Float vs. The Fallout Boys (Doc and Matt)
Fairly even contest despite Rick’s presence at ringside. But Ultimately the one extra man for the ringside brawls might be what did it for the FOB.
#3 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match
Supreme Sadim vs. Ricc 2 Thicc
Ricc continues going on a tear and beats Sadim in just over ten minutes with a Thicctory Roll
#4 Four-Way (First Fall)
Spitbal vs. Florida Man vs. The El Chad vs. Mr. Shakedown
Spitbal and Florida Man favor each other for most of the start of the match but later on everyone swaps opponents. Shakedown is the one to get the win by submitting Spitbal in the end.
#5 Bunny Championship :3
Manic Misanthrope vs. Black (c)
They prove they are an even match right at the start and continue to go back and forth from there. However, Black is on a streak and puts down Manic by pinfall for the 2-1
#6 VACANT Open Challenge
Midas Minoson vs. VACANT
Not a bad showing from Midas. But not enough. Once VACANT whips out the stomps it’s over. Midas did get the first down over VACANT, though.
#7 Legion Tag Championships
1 1/2 Dragons vs. Team Skull (c)
Team Skul manage to retain their title against a team of people formidable on their own. They even got the pin over Ryu, the longest reigning Darkweight champ so far.
