Week 48: THE YEAR OF THE BEAST 2019
It’s time! This Saturday we’ll have our final PPV of the year! Click the link for exact times!
Muscle Wizard has been made to compete against the Jabroni Royal due to either sleeping in the ring or throwing the match against Maya, we don’t know.
Super Samio takes on seven challengers to the Seven Deadly Pins Title
Palpatine gets destroyed by Malfest Goat-Monster (spoilers, probably! But who knows?)
Legendary Blood Goddess… I mean skydiver… Maya Northwind challenges the dominant Black for the Bunny Title :3
Over the last weeks Wizard’s Not Allowed have earned themselves a tag title shot against Team Skull
Nero, having eliminated three people including the former champ Pantha from last week’s 7DP aims to end Ryu’s record Darkweight reign.
The Dash Rendars are on a collision course and it’s gonna be great because three of them get to lose. One will win, but you gotta make sacrifices.
Then two Doinks will do an extended mirror spot… I mean, actually, the good Flamander and the evil Flamander will tear it down.
And in the Main Event Freddie Hope challenges for Harmony Gray’s Infernal Hellweight Championship!
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Anna May (“c”) vs. Muscle Wizard
Oh, we’re approaching 15? 3-2-1 BOOM! And nobody gets up! Explosion-chan did it again!
Scene: Flamander accepts the match he’s already booked for.
#2 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal
Guzma vs. Josef Dub vs. Kayu Zakisaka vs. EGO vs. Mina Park vs. Suman vs. Undeddie Guerrero vs. Super Samio (c)
Oh boy… this match was a bloody affair. Kayu got the worst of it and somehow managed to hold on until the end and win the entire thing.
Scene: Goat-Monster moves palpy to the goat dimension to make it so the oRa 66 are unable to interfere.
#3 Singles Match
Palpatine vs. Malfest Goat-Monster
#4 Bunny Championship :3
Maya Northwind vs. Black (c)
Maya eats… shit… damn. That was fast and disappointing.
#5 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Nero Sin vs. Ryu (c)
Nero started wrecking Ryu early on. Ryu came back, wrecked some back but after several Sin Effects Ryu finally stayed down for the 3-count. Nero is our new Darkweight Champion.
#6 Legion Tag Championships
Wizards Not Allowed vs. Team Skull
WNA tried. But Team Skull had buzzsaw kicks. And retained.
#7 The Mega Dashes Explode
Dash Rendar vs. Ledasha Rendar vs. Fat Dash Rendar vs. The El Chad
Dash won. I mean. But three other Dashes lost.
Scene: The most horrible most tragic event in the history of the universe (Dash ascends to godhood)
#8 Singles Match
Hellranger Flamander vs. Star Pilot Flamander
W-O-R-M! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORM! But it was not enough. Not even after 4 or 5 times. Hellranger hits the snake for the win. Justice is dead.
#9 VACANT Open Challenge
Kelsey Slaughter vs. VACANT
Kesley lasted longer than ten minutes, but then had to tap out.
#10 Infernal Hellweight Championship
Freddie Hope vs. Harmony Gray
Strikes from Harmony, throws from Freddie. Hitting hard, Harmony’s Arachnid’s Grip isn’t enough, Freddie’s Last Hope isn’t enough. Freddie only stays down after a brutal powerbomb and Harmony retains.
