Week 46: Thanks for Coming
This saturday, as always.
As we near the end of the year we’re havin’ more wrestling
Anus McMutton returns to Battle Royals, though, not as big as the last one he was in, where he was unconscious for most of it and just stayed there until the next week.
Former Hellweight Champ Suzan Blades faces former Hellweight Contender Manic Misanthrope 1 on 1. Suzan may cement her return to singles competition but Manic could also prove to us that he’s capable of more than we think.
We also have Lea Lionheart against Black for the Bunny Title. Probably the biggest match of her carreer yet.
And finally, somehow Hobo made his way back to the Main Event in trying to stop Ryu’s record Darkweight Title reign.
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Anna May (“c”) vs. King Skeleton
Many thought it might never happen again but the explosion, indeed, took the win here. Which unfortunately for Anna May means she retains the Jabroni Royale.
Scene: Palpy tries to recruit Malfest Goat-Monster for his purposes. It turns out that the Goat-Monster isn’t up for that.
#2 Five-Way - Elimination
Grace Thoruson vs. Plumeria vs. Great Maharaja vs. A Mimic vs. Anus McMutton
What the? Less than two minutes in Grace is knocked out… and after that Anus gets knocked out… wow. The remaining three have a more or less normal match though and Mimic wins!
#3 Singles Match
Suzan Blades vs. Manic Misanthrope
Championship level wrestlers having a championship level match. But Suzan still seems to be a cut above and wins.
Scene: They interview Flamander! The blue one not the red one.
#4 Tag Team Match
School of Slam vs. Fallout Boys
I seem to remember a lot of tags. In the end Sadim won by making the Fallout Boys humble.
#5 Bunny Championship :3
Lea Lionheart vs. Black (c)
Shit… Black squashes Lea.
Scene: The oRa, with Anus notably absent, still try to find a way to screw over black. The meeting is somewhat interrupted by Goat-Monster’s shadow mysteriously appearing all of a sudden… but disappearing again before anyone except Palpy can notice.
#6 VACANT Open Challenge
George Cluwney vs. VACANT
George Cluwney is the first VACANT challenger to lose the first time they are downed.
#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Hobo One Kevodki vs. Ryu (c)
This is the match of the night. Hobo and Ryu wrecked each other with their hardest hitting moves. Ryu started bleeding after Hobo ate his face but Ryu still managed to get the W here.
