OHPW - Week 45: I Quit this Saturday!
This coming Saturday’s show features Palpy trying to not become the Jabroni after really earning himself the dishonor of having to challenge the current Jabroni, Anna may, by losing to a… 50 (?) count??? Talk about a burial.
Freddie Hope is back in the ring for the first time after his loss to Flamander. He’s up against some new guy called Suman. I know virtually nothing about him except that he apparently exists. Meanwhile, Kelsey is challenging Black for the Bunny Title :3
It’s funny to me how the cute and fluffy belt is often held by people who aren’t very cute or fluffy. Speaking of being or being not cute or fluffy, Team Skull fit one of those criteria, I’m not sure which. But they challenge Pineapple Pizza for their Legion Tag Titles.
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Anna May (“c”) vs. Palpatine
I was hoping for an explosion finish when the timer neared 15 Minutes but Palpy somehow got the pin in time. Stupid idiot.
#2 Four-Way
Lea Lionheart vs. Roy vs. Hobo One Kevodki vs. King Skeleton
Finallay, Hobo takes one again after such a long time! Even brought his wrestling gear.
#3 Some Singles Match
Suman. vs. Freddie Hope
Finish of the night: Freddie does the Last Hope onto Suman to knock him out but he lands outside of the ring. So the ref counts him out.
Scene: Fomore approaches SATAN backstage, handing in their resignation. Initially devastated that Fomore would abandon their wrestling carreer SATAN soon turns around on that as he realized that Fomore didn’t quit wrestling. They quit their fake office job.
#4 Tag Team Match
Wizards Not Allowed vs. Lawful Good
The match that refused to end. WNA won. They hogged way too much time. We had to cut the VACANT match short.
#5 Bunny Championship
Kelsey Slaughter vs. Black (c)
Surprising everyone, Kelsey managed to add barbed wire and landmines to this. The ref still handled it like a normal match, just with added hazards. At the end, Kelsey through Black outside, making him bleed badly. Back in the ring the tides turn again. Black hits a powerbomb and wins via Pinfall.
#6 VACANT Open Challenge
IGgy IGsen vs. VACANT
Some assholes in chat voted for me to be in this. So I was. Got hit by a burning hammer and was rekt.
#7 Legion Tag Championship
Team Skull Grunts vs. Pineapple Pizza (c)
It’s a fair affair early on but the Guzma and Plumeria show up for a few minutes to assist the Grunts. While this didn’t directly lead to their victory they would be able to get the win later on.
