OHPW - Week 43
This is the final show before… let’s just call the PPV “Rules of Nature” sure, that works. Better than nothing.
Last week we had Harmony take away an impressive victory but then Black came and just one-upped that by beating VACANT. So tonight we have Harmony vs. Black to settle who faces Fomore for the Hellweight Title next week.
Aside from that we have Kayu in her first singles match since she rid herself of the Jabroni Royale and in our main Event the… oRa… they somehow where the only ones eligible for this week’s Legion Tag match.
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Inspector Jane (c) vs. Doctor Mutant
Somehow police brutality won here. This is a very dark day. Doc did all the sick shit but still lost.
#2 Tag Team Match
The Fun Gang vs. Space Wizards
This match was fun because of The Fun Gang. It got a 99% rating. It would have been 100% had The Fun Gang won.
#3 Singles Match
Kayu Zakisaka vs. Super Samio
Easily Match of the Night. Fast paced and hard hitting. Kayu takes her first singles win since ridding herself of the Jabroni.
Scene: IGgy explains Wrestling to SATAN, finally. Then Suzan shows up and accepts Muscle Wizard’s challenge.
#4 Four-Way
Chief Engineer vs. Guzma vs. Canada Alderman vs. Anna May
Almost as though we weren’t supposed to be surprised by the outcome of this match, Canada won!
#5 Bunny Championship :3
Wee Weaver vs. Palpatine (c)
Weeb foolishly threw Palpy to the outside early on, getting them a beating and almost a count-out victory for the oRa. They managed to return to the ring in time and fought Palpy head-on… only to throw him out again like an idiot, at least this time on the other side of the ring. Still, the oRa game and kept Weeb out for the 20-count. Palpy retains. RIP.
#6 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match
Harmony Gray vs. Black
If Kayu vs. Samio hadn’t been MOTN this would have been. Harmony faced an uphill battle, but wrestlers like her are also the ones who managed to beat Black so far. The match went long and. And is the case with most long matches Black is in, he lost. Harmony makes him tap with the Arachnid’s Grip.
Scene: The El Chad shows up in IGgy’s office and demands a tag match between two teams of Dash Rendars. It will be the worst match on next week’s card but at least the Dashes will lose for sure. They’ll also win for sure, though. Damn.
#7 Legion Tag Championships
oRa 66 vs. Pineapple Pizza (c)
You can’t win a title by count-out. The oRa seem to know this so they didn’t overdo it with their shenanigans. It was probably because of that that Pineapple Pizza could win when Cheese Pietzza put the Bridging Figure Four on Josef.
