Week 42: The Answer
This Saturday despite being fairly formidable and having a very dominant debut, Nero Sin has to defend against the Jabroni on Saturday. Losing to DCB and a debuting Lea just added up here… knowing Jane’s track record here she just might get punished for her sins.
Afterwards our former Hellweight Champ Pantha has her first match since losing the title. Against recent Jabroni Graduate N-T Punk and Showdown Tournament Runner-Up and Dominator of her block Harmony Gray
Vacation Skeleton has a match!
Can duel hungry Apollo end Palpy’s reign of terror. Honestly, I think Palpy just may piss Apollo off into submission. After all Apollo is a bit of a stickler for rules and Palpy only cares about how far he can bend the rules before he gets disqualified.
And our Main Event will be The Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal. As always, that#s the least predictable match and usually one of the more fun ones when it doesn’t take more than an hour (that’s been patched, by the way)
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Inspector Jane (c) vs. Nero Sin
Jane was, surprisingly, in control for a lot of the match, but then nero just did three big moves and won!
#2 Three-Way First Fall
N-T Punk vs. Pantha vs. Harmony Gray
N-T Punk being the obvious fall guy actually delegated fall guy duties to Pantha, who got submitted by Harmony
#3 Singles Match
Vacation Skeleton vs. Boob Marley
Sadly, this match ended before it could properly begin. One of the most nothing finishes of all time giving Vacation Skeleton a win!
Scene: We see a promo recorded last week after Muscle Wizard’s match. He challenges Suzan to a one on one match at the PPV. Will she accept? We know she will but we have yet to hear it from herself.
#4 Tag Team Match
School of Slam vs. oRa 66 (Anus and Josef)
The match started to look like too much effort for the oRa so they just decided to win via count-out.
#5 Bunny Championship :3
Apollo vs. Palpatine (c)
Palpatine decided to take it easy, so his oRa 66 friends at ringside decided to win the match for him via count-out.
#6 VACANT Open Challenge
Black vs. VACANT
Always bet on Black! Y’know, I had my doubts as I always do when people face VACANT but this was Black’s Night who got a clean sweep against VACANT and did it faster than Malfest-Goat Monster before him by 49 seconds in just 9:04 minutes.
Scene: The El Chad does some dumb thing apparently and it ends with to teams of Dashes facing each other at the PPV.
#7 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal
Grace Thoruson vs. Doctor Mutant vs. Weeb Weaver vs. DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Harley Havik vs. Zoltan vs. Midas Minoson vs. Cocademon (c)
Predictably, this was chaos. The final two were Weeb Weaver and DivineCoffeeBinge, unlikely contenders to most. DCB, in the end, emerged victorious becoming the 18th Seeven Deadly Pins Champion (19th if you count VACANT)
