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[IGgy]

Week 41: Demon King

We finally got a new Jabroni! This is all very exciting!
Well, we also got a new Hellweight Champion in Fomore but they aren’t on the show this weekend so back to the Jabroni, Jane, who will face off against her own tag partner, Lemuel.
EGO challenges for Palpy’s Bunny Title. I’m sure neither will show up alone.
And, after her standout performance in the Gorefest, Maya gets a shot at the Darkweight Title against Ryu.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Inspector Jane © vs. Lemuel Post

#2 Tag Team Match
Fallout Boys vs. Team Skull (Pink and Blue)

#3 Singles Match
Nero Sin vs. Lea Lionheart

#4 Elimination
Mina Park vs. Suzan Blades vs. Apollo vs. Muscle Wizard

#5 Bunny Championship :3
EGO vs. Palpatine ©

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
TBD vs. VACANT

#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Maya Northwind vs. Ryu ©

[IGgy]

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 Inspector Jane © vs. Lemuel Post for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Fallout Boys vs. Team Skull
#3 Nero Sin vs. Lea Lionheart
#4 Mina Park vs. Suzan Blades vs. Apollo vs. Muscle Wizard
#5 EGO vs. Palpatine © for the Bunny Title :3
#6 VACANT Open Challenge
#7 Maya Northwind vs. Ryu © for the Darkweight Title

[IGgy]

Week 41: Yeah I Had - (Twitch VOD)

Maya with her Gorefest Prize posted by phallen1 drawn by Lumineko

Fomore Had… a good merch design by PublicOpinion

Week 41: Demon King

We finally got a new Jabroni! This is all very exciting!
Well, we also got a new Hellweight Champion in Fomore but they aren’t on the show this weekend so back to the Jabroni, Jane, who will face off against her own tag partner, Lemuel.
EGO challenges for Palpy’s Bunny Title. I’m sure neither will show up alone.
And, after her standout performance in the Gorefest, Maya gets a shot at the Darkweight Title against Ryu.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Inspector Jane © vs. Lemuel Post

God damn, that’s a lot of blood. Lemuel manages to win this one, but he showed up in a hoodie because he was ashamed to have to fight his tag team partner and fellow Lawful Good aligned cop.

#2 Tag Team Match
Fallout Boys vs. Team Skull (Pink and Blue)

This match was 90% fooling around. It came as a shock to me that the match didn’t end with a Neck Crank on Rick, but it ended up being a camel clutch. That’s like a real hardcore neck crank.

#3 Singles Match
Nero Sin vs. Lea Lionheart

A very even match all the way to the end when Lea hit her Shooting Star Press she calls the Make-A-Wish for the 3

Scene: The Dashes argue over who’s the most stupid among them but they all think they are smart.

#4 Elimination
Mina Park vs. Suzan Blades vs. Apollo vs. Muscle Wizard

FFFFuuuuuuck! Muscle Wizard knocks out Suzan with Bigdawgs Clenched Fist again. Mina goes second, it ends with Apollo and Muscle Wizard in the ring and I don’t think it comes as a huge surprise to hear that the guy who knocked out the former and first Hellweight Champ Suzan Blades took the win.

#5 Bunny Championship :3
EGO vs. Palpatine ©

When too people I hate face each other it doesn’t matter who wins, I lose. But also whoever loses, I win! Well, it ended up being a count-out victory for Palpy so we all left disappointed.

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
Hellranger Flamander vs. VACANT

Flamander fought hard but just like always, once VACANT decides it’s time to win and whip out the Moonsault Stomps the fun ends. Flamander couldn’t get back up after the second down at around 12 minutes.

Scene: SATAN congratulates Fomore on the Hellweight Title win but when Fomore wants to say “Yeah, I had to fight harder for it than anybody else” it freezes at “Yeah I had”. Bottom Line is Fomore still has this weird brainworm where they think they are part of some corporate structure that doesn’t exist.

#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Maya Northwind vs. Ryu ©

Because fukken EGO and Palpy went long Maya and Ryu had to rush it. They still crammed a lot of violence in these 10-11 minutes. But Ryu emerges victorious once more and becomes the first person to have more than two defenses with the Darkweight Title in a single run.

[IGgy]

Week 42: The Answer

This Saturday despite being fairly formidable and having a very dominant debut, Nero Sin has to defend against the Jabroni on Saturday. Losing to DCB and a debuting Lea just added up here… knowing Jane’s track record here she just might get punished for her sins.

Afterwards our former Hellweight Champ Pantha has her first match since losing the title. Against recent Jabroni Graduate N-T Punk and Showdown Tournament Runner-Up and Dominator of her block Harmony Gray

Vacation Skeleton has a match!

Can duel hungry Apollo end Palpy’s reign of terror. Honestly, I think Palpy just may piss Apollo off into submission. After all Apollo is a bit of a stickler for rules and Palpy only cares about how far he can bend the rules before he gets disqualified.

And our Main Event will be The Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal. As always, that#s the least predictable match and usually one of the more fun ones when it doesn’t take more than an hour (that’s been patched, by the way)

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Inspector Jane © vs. Nero Sin

#2 Three-Way First Fall
N-T Punk vs. Pantha vs. Harmony Gray

#3 Singles Match
Vacation Skeleton vs. Boob Marley

#4 Tag Team Match
School of Slam vs. oRa 66 (Anus and Josef)

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Apollo vs. Palpatine ©

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
TBD vs. VACANT

#7 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal
Grace Thoruson vs. Doctor Mutant vs. Weeb Weaver vs. DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Harley Havik vs. Zoltan vs. Midas Minoson vs. Cocademon ©

[IGgy]

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 Inspector Jane © vs. Nero Sin for the Jabroni Royale
#2 N-T Punk vs. Pantha vs. Harmony Gray
#3 Vacation Skeleton vs. Boob Marley
#4 School of Slam vs. oRa 66
#5 Apollo vs. Palpatine © for the Bunny Title :3
#6 VACANT Open Challenge
#7 Seven Deadly Pins feat. Cocademon ©

[IGgy]

Week 42: The Answer - (Twitch VOD)

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Week 42: The Answer

This Saturday despite being fairly formidable and having a very dominant debut, Nero Sin has to defend against the Jabroni on Saturday. Losing to DCB and a debuting Lea just added up here… knowing Jane’s track record here she just might get punished for her sins.

Afterwards our former Hellweight Champ Pantha has her first match since losing the title. Against recent Jabroni Graduate N-T Punk and Showdown Tournament Runner-Up and Dominator of her block Harmony Gray

Vacation Skeleton has a match!

Can duel hungry Apollo end Palpy’s reign of terror. Honestly, I think Palpy just may piss Apollo off into submission. After all Apollo is a bit of a stickler for rules and Palpy only cares about how far he can bend the rules before he gets disqualified.

And our Main Event will be The Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal. As always, that#s the least predictable match and usually one of the more fun ones when it doesn’t take more than an hour (that’s been patched, by the way)

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Inspector Jane © vs. Nero Sin

Jane was, surprisingly, in control for a lot of the match, but then nero just did three big moves and won!

#2 Three-Way First Fall
N-T Punk vs. Pantha vs. Harmony Gray

N-T Punk being the obvious fall guy actually delegated fall guy duties to Pantha, who got submitted by Harmony

#3 Singles Match
Vacation Skeleton vs. Boob Marley

Sadly, this match ended before it could properly begin. One of the most nothing finishes of all time giving Vacation Skeleton a win!

Scene: We see a promo recorded last week after Muscle Wizard’s match. He challenges Suzan to a one on one match at the PPV. Will she accept? We know she will but we have yet to hear it from herself.

#4 Tag Team Match
School of Slam vs. oRa 66 (Anus and Josef)

The match started to look like too much effort for the oRa so they just decided to win via count-out.

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Apollo vs. Palpatine ©

Palpatine decided to take it easy, so his oRa 66 friends at ringside decided to win the match for him via count-out.

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
Black vs. VACANT

Always bet on Black! Y’know, I had my doubts as I always do when people face VACANT but this was Black’s Night who got a clean sweep against VACANT and did it faster than Malfest-Goat Monster before him by 49 seconds in just 9:04 minutes.

Scene: The El Chad does some dumb thing apparently and it ends with to teams of Dashes facing each other at the PPV.

#7 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal
Grace Thoruson vs. Doctor Mutant vs. Weeb Weaver vs. DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Harley Havik vs. Zoltan vs. Midas Minoson vs. Cocademon ©

Predictably, this was chaos. The final two were Weeb Weaver and DivineCoffeeBinge, unlikely contenders to most. DCB, in the end, emerged victorious becoming the 18th Seeven Deadly Pins Champion (19th if you count VACANT)

[IGgy]

OHPW - Week 43

This is the final show before… let’s just call the PPV “Rules of Nature” sure, that works. Better than nothing.
Last week we had Harmony take away an impressive victory but then Black came and just one-upped that by beating VACANT. So tonight we have Harmony vs. Black to settle who faces Fomore for the Hellweight Title next week.

Aside from that we have Kayu in her first singles match since she rid herself of the Jabroni Royale and in our main Event the… oRa… they somehow where the only ones eligible for this week’s Legion Tag match.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Inspector Jane © vs. Doctor Mutant

#2 Tag Team Match
The Fun Gang vs. Space Wizards

#3 Singles Match
Kayu Zakisaka vs. Super Samio

#4 Four-Way
Chief Engineer vs. Guzma vs. Canada Alderman vs. Anna May

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Wee Weaver vs. Palpatine ©

#6 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match
Harmony Gray vs. Black

#7 Legion Tag Championships
oRa 66 vs. Pineapple Pizza ©

[IGgy]

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 Inspector Jane © vs. Doctor Mutant for the Jabroni Royale
#2 The Fun Gang vs. Space Wizards
#3 Kayu Zakisaka vs. Super Samio
#4 Chief Engineer vs. Guzma vs. Canada Alderman vs. Anna May
#5 Weeb Weaver vs. Palpatine © for the Bunny Title :3
#6 Harmony Gray vs. Black
#7 oRa 66 vs. Pineapple Pizza © for the Legion Tag Title

[IGgy]

Week 43: Wrestling Logic - (Twitch VOD)

OHPW - Week 43

This is the final show before… let’s just call the PPV “Rules of Nature” sure, that works. Better than nothing.
Last week we had Harmony take away an impressive victory but then Black came and just one-upped that by beating VACANT. So tonight we have Harmony vs. Black to settle who faces Fomore for the Hellweight Title next week.

Aside from that we have Kayu in her first singles match since she rid herself of the Jabroni Royale and in our main Event the… oRa… they somehow where the only ones eligible for this week’s Legion Tag match.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Inspector Jane © vs. Doctor Mutant

Somehow police brutality won here. This is a very dark day. Doc did all the sick shit but still lost.

#2 Tag Team Match
The Fun Gang vs. Space Wizards

This match was fun because of The Fun Gang. It got a 99% rating. It would have been 100% had The Fun Gang won.

#3 Singles Match
Kayu Zakisaka vs. Super Samio

Easily Match of the Night. Fast paced and hard hitting. Kayu takes her first singles win since ridding herself of the Jabroni.

Scene: IGgy explains Wrestling to SATAN, finally. Then Suzan shows up and accepts Muscle Wizard’s challenge.

#4 Four-Way
Chief Engineer vs. Guzma vs. Canada Alderman vs. Anna May

Almost as though we weren’t supposed to be surprised by the outcome of this match, Canada won!

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Wee Weaver vs. Palpatine ©

Weeb foolishly threw Palpy to the outside early on, getting them a beating and almost a count-out victory for the oRa. They managed to return to the ring in time and fought Palpy head-on… only to throw him out again like an idiot, at least this time on the other side of the ring. Still, the oRa game and kept Weeb out for the 20-count. Palpy retains. RIP.

#6 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match
Harmony Gray vs. Black

If Kayu vs. Samio hadn’t been MOTN this would have been. Harmony faced an uphill battle, but wrestlers like her are also the ones who managed to beat Black so far. The match went long and. And is the case with most long matches Black is in, he lost. Harmony makes him tap with the Arachnid’s Grip.

Scene: The El Chad shows up in IGgy’s office and demands a tag match between two teams of Dash Rendars. It will be the worst match on next week’s card but at least the Dashes will lose for sure. They’ll also win for sure, though. Damn.

#7 Legion Tag Championships
oRa 66 vs. Pineapple Pizza ©

You can’t win a title by count-out. The oRa seem to know this so they didn’t overdo it with their shenanigans. It was probably because of that that Pineapple Pizza could win when Cheese Pietzza put the Bridging Figure Four on Josef.

[IGgy]

Week 44: RULES OF NATURE
Right! Here we go! This Saturday it’s time for… Rules of Nature??? Yeah, that’s what it’s called now.

Our hottest angle is probably that some character from the Star Wars extended canon got three other versions of himself and now they are upset at each other for whatever reason so they team up against each other. The Dash Rendars are fine.
Muscle Wizard and Suzan also face off after two knockouts and an awkward challenge. But we also have the three people Palpy beat via count-out teaming up against the oRa 66, who caused the count-outs in the first place. All of this happens immediately before Palpy is challenged by Black. And you always bet on Black. Except last week… when he lost the Hellweight No. 1 Contender match to Harmony ho is challenging for the Hellweight Championship this show.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Doctor Mutant (“c”) vs. Anna May

#2 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal
Mr. Shakedown vs. A Mimic vs. Vacation Skeleton vs. Kelsey Slaughter vs. Boob Marley vs. Lemuel Post vs. Undeddie Guerrero vs. DivineCoffeeBinge ©

#3 Singles Match
Muscle Wizard vs. Suzan Blades

#4 Tag Team Match
The Dash Rendars (Dash Rendar & The El Chad) vs. The Dash Rendars (Ledasha Rendar & Fat Dash Rendar)

#5 Trios Tornado Tag Match
Weeb Weaver, Apollo, EGO vs. oRa 66

#6 Bunny Championship :3
Black vs. Palpatine ©

#7 Legion Tag Championship
Space Wizards vs. Pineapple Pizza ©

#8 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Canada Alderman vs. Ryu ©

#9 VACANT Open Challenge
TBD vs. VACANT

#10 Infernal Hellweight Championship
Harmony Gray vs. Fomore ©

[IGgy]

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 Doctor Mutant (“c”) vs. Anna May
#2 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal feat. DivineCoffeeBinge ©
#3 Muscle Wizard vs. Suzan Blades
#4 The Dash Rendars vs. The Dash Rendars
#5 Weeb, Apollo & EGO vs. oRa 66
#6 Black vs. Palpatine © for the Bunny Title :3
#7 Space Wizards vs. Pineapple Pizza © for the Legion Tag Titles
#8 Canada Alderman vs. Ryu © for the Darkweight Title
#9 VACANT Open Challenge
#10 Harmony Gray vs. Fomore © for the Hellweight Title

[IGgy]

Week 44: RULES OF NATURE- (Twitch VOD)

Week 44: RULES OF NATURE
Right! Here we go! This Saturday it’s time for… Rules of Nature??? Yeah, that’s what it’s called now.

Our hottest angle is probably that some character from the Star Wars extended canon got three other versions of himself and now they are upset at each other for whatever reason so they team up against each other. The Dash Rendars are fine.
Muscle Wizard and Suzan also face off after two knockouts and an awkward challenge. But we also have the three people Palpy beat via count-out teaming up against the oRa 66, who caused the count-outs in the first place. All of this happens immediately before Palpy is challenged by Black. And you always bet on Black. Except last week… when he lost the Hellweight No. 1 Contender match to Harmony ho is challenging for the Hellweight Championship this show.

Harmony Gray’s got a shot at the Hellweight Title! by PublicOpinion

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Doctor Mutant (“c”) vs. Anna May

JACKHAMMER! 1- Just one… but later Doc did it again and it was a 3 so it was only partially buried.

Scene: Apollo tries to get IGgy to turn the Bunny Title match alter on the card into a honorable duel with no seconds allowed. IGgy twists Apollo’s idea into something potentially horrible by making the call that whoever wins the trios match before the Bunny Title :3 match gets to accompany either Black or Palpy to the ring.

#2 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal
Mr. Shakedown vs. A Mimic vs. Vacation Skeleton vs. Kelsey Slaughter vs. Boob Marley vs. Lemuel Post vs. Undeddie Guerrero vs. DivineCoffeeBinge ©

Goodness! DCB somehow managed to not only remain in the match all the way to the end, but also WIN! And become one of the very few people to actually successfully defend the 7DP. Go DCB!

#3 Singles Match
Muscle Wizard vs. Suzan Blades

Suzan is Back baybee! (She beat Muscle Wizard without him actually hitting the Bigdawg’s Clenched Fist)

#4 Tag Team Match
The Dash Rendars (Dash Rendar & The El Chad) vs. The Dash Rendars (Ledasha Rendar & Fat Dash Rendar)

I think The team of The El Chad and Dash one? I don’t know though, or care.

Scene: The Dashes decide they are too stupid to be around each other??? Seems like they want to kill each other, which is good. But not today. Maybe soon. Can’t wait for the Dash Powers to explode.

#5 Trios Tornado Tag Match
Weeb Weaver, Apollo, EGO vs. oRa 66

At 15 Minutes both Weeb and EGO are out and it’s Apollo vs. three people. He holds out for 10 more minutes but it’s a mostly one-sided beatdown. The oRa win. And will accompany Palpatine to the ring in the next match.

#6 Bunny Championship :3
Black vs. Palpatine ©

It turns out it didn’t matter that the rest of the oRa 66 accompanied Palpy. Thes distracted the ref so Palpy could recover from the pin. But he just stayed down. After the ref was back he made the three-count and Black wins. Not sure if freak occurence, bug or a botched mod setting. Either way. It was great.

#7 Legion Tag Championship
Space Wizards vs. Pineapple Pizza ©

After the last match I hoped this one would suck. It didn’t. I mean, after the glorious finish of Black vs. Palpy it still was a letdown. No way to follow that. Oh, Pineapple Pizza win and retain.

#8 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Canada Alderman vs. Ryu ©

Seems like Canada is determined to recapture the Darkweight Championship. She would not surrender until after the 30 minute mark.

Scene: Flamander comes to the ring. Wait, not that Flamander. The Comander Platinum one, the Star Pilot one… and he calls out the Hellranger? Who promptly appears and asserts that the Star Pilot is a fake. Still a challenge is issued. Hellranger says he’ll think about it but Star Pilot seems sure it’s already accepted.

#9 VACANT Open Challenge
Grace Thoruson vs. VACANT

Oh boy, do you think Grace can even last 10 minutes? She lasted 18. And got VACANT downed once before she couldn’t get back up when she was downed for the second time.

#10 Infernal Hellweight Championship
Harmony Gray vs. Fomore ©

And for our Main Event we got two wrestlers with a submission repertoire trying to break each others bodies. It took over 20 minutes but it turns out Fomore’s body has a breaking point, but it took multiple attempts with the Arachnid’s Grip. New Champ! Harmony did it!

[IGgy]

OHPW - Week 45: I Quit this Saturday!
This coming Saturday’s show features Palpy trying to not become the Jabroni after really earning himself the dishonor of having to challenge the current Jabroni, Anna may, by losing to a… 50 (?) count??? Talk about a burial.

Freddie Hope is back in the ring for the first time after his loss to Flamander. He’s up against some new guy called Suman. I know virtually nothing about him except that he apparently exists. Meanwhile, Kelsey is challenging Black for the Bunny Title :3

It’s funny to me how the cute and fluffy belt is often held by people who aren’t very cute or fluffy. Speaking of being or being not cute or fluffy, Team Skull fit one of those criteria, I’m not sure which. But they challenge Pineapple Pizza for their Legion Tag Titles.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Anna May (“c”) vs. Palpatine

#2 Some Battle Royal
Lea Lionheart vs. Roy vs. Hobo One Kevodki vs. King Skeleton

#3 Some Singles Match
Suman. vs. Freddie Hope

#4 Tag Team Match
Wizards Not Allowed vs. Lawful Good

#5 Bunny Championship
Kelsey Slaughter vs. Black ©

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
TBD vs. VACANT

#7 Legion Tag Championship
Team Skull Grunts vs. Pineapple Pizza ©

[IGgy]

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 Anna May (“c”) vs. Palpatine for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Lea Lionheart vs. Roy vs. Hobo One Kevodki vs. King Skeleton
#3 SUMAN. vs. Freddie Hope
#4 Wizards Not Allowed vs. Lawful Good
#5 Kelsey Slaughter vs. Black © for the Bunny Title :3
#6 VACANT Open Challenge
#7 Team Skull vs. Pineapple Pizza © for the Legion Tag Titles

[IGgy]

Week 45: I Quit! - (Twitch VOD)

OHPW - Week 45: I Quit this Saturday!
This coming Saturday’s show features Palpy trying to not become the Jabroni after really earning himself the dishonor of having to challenge the current Jabroni, Anna may, by losing to a… 50 (?) count??? Talk about a burial.

Freddie Hope is back in the ring for the first time after his loss to Flamander. He’s up against some new guy called Suman. I know virtually nothing about him except that he apparently exists. Meanwhile, Kelsey is challenging Black for the Bunny Title :3

It’s funny to me how the cute and fluffy belt is often held by people who aren’t very cute or fluffy. Speaking of being or being not cute or fluffy, Team Skull fit one of those criteria, I’m not sure which. But they challenge Pineapple Pizza for their Legion Tag Titles.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Anna May (“c”) vs. Palpatine

I was hoping for an explosion finish when the timer neared 15 Minutes but Palpy somehow got the pin in time. Stupid idiot.

#2 Four-Way
Lea Lionheart vs. Roy vs. Hobo One Kevodki vs. King Skeleton

Finallay, Hobo takes one again after such a long time! Even brought his wrestling gear.

#3 Some Singles Match
Suman. vs. Freddie Hope

Finish of the night: Freddie does the Last Hope onto Suman to knock him out but he lands outside of the ring. So the ref counts him out.

Scene: Fomore approaches SATAN backstage, handing in their resignation. Initially devastated that Fomore would abandon their wrestling carreer SATAN soon turns around on that as he realized that Fomore didn’t quit wrestling. They quit their fake office job.

#4 Tag Team Match
Wizards Not Allowed vs. Lawful Good

The match that refused to end. WNA won. They hogged way too much time. We had to cut the VACANT match short.

#5 Bunny Championship
Kelsey Slaughter vs. Black ©

Surprising everyone, Kelsey managed to add barbed wire and landmines to this. The ref still handled it like a normal match, just with added hazards. At the end, Kelsey through Black outside, making him bleed badly. Back in the ring the tides turn again. Black hits a powerbomb and wins via Pinfall.

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
IGgy IGsen vs. VACANT

Some assholes in chat voted for me to be in this. So I was. Got hit by a burning hammer and was rekt.

#7 Legion Tag Championship
Team Skull Grunts vs. Pineapple Pizza ©

It’s a fair affair early on but the Guzma and Plumeria show up for a few minutes to assist the Grunts. While this didn’t directly lead to their victory they would be able to get the win later on.

[IGgy]

Week 46: Thanks for Coming
This saturday, as always.

As we near the end of the year we’re havin’ more wrestling
Anus McMutton returns to Battle Royals, though, not as big as the last one he was in, where he was unconscious for most of it and just stayed there until the next week.
Former Hellweight Champ Suzan Blades faces former Hellweight Contender Manic Misanthrope 1 on 1. Suzan may cement her return to singles competition but Manic could also prove to us that he’s capable of more than we think.
We also have Lea Lionheart against Black for the Bunny Title. Probably the biggest match of her carreer yet.
And finally, somehow Hobo made his way back to the Main Event in trying to stop Ryu’s record Darkweight Title reign.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Anna May (“c”) vs. King Skeleton

#2 Five-Way - Elimination
Grace Thoruson vs. Plumeria vs. Great Maharaja vs. A Mimic vs. Anus McMutton

#3 Singles Match
Suzan Blades vs. Manic Misanthrope

#4 Tag Team Match
School of Slam vs. Fallout Boys

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Lea Lionheart vs. Black ©

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
TBD vs. VACANT

#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Hobo One Kevodki vs. Ryu ©

[IGgy]

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 Anna May (“c”) vs. King Skeleton for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Grace vs. Plumeria vs. Maharaja vs. Mimic vs. Anus
#3 Suzan Blades vs. Manic Misanthrope
#4 School of Slam vs. Fallout Boys
#5 Lea Lionheart vs. Black © for the Bunny Title :3
#6 VACANT Open Challenge
#7 Hobo One Kevodki vs. Ryu © for the Darkweight Title

[IGgy]

Week 46: Thanks for Coming - (Twitch VOD)

Week 46: Thanks for Coming
This saturday, as always.

As we near the end of the year we’re havin’ more wrestling
Anus McMutton returns to Battle Royals, though, not as big as the last one he was in, where he was unconscious for most of it and just stayed there until the next week.
Former Hellweight Champ Suzan Blades faces former Hellweight Contender Manic Misanthrope 1 on 1. Suzan may cement her return to singles competition but Manic could also prove to us that he’s capable of more than we think.
We also have Lea Lionheart against Black for the Bunny Title. Probably the biggest match of her carreer yet.
And finally, somehow Hobo made his way back to the Main Event in trying to stop Ryu’s record Darkweight Title reign.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Anna May (“c”) vs. King Skeleton

Many thought it might never happen again but the explosion, indeed, took the win here. Which unfortunately for Anna May means she retains the Jabroni Royale.

Scene: Palpy tries to recruit Malfest Goat-Monster for his purposes. It turns out that the Goat-Monster isn’t up for that.

#2 Five-Way - Elimination
Grace Thoruson vs. Plumeria vs. Great Maharaja vs. A Mimic vs. Anus McMutton

What the? Less than two minutes in Grace is knocked out… and after that Anus gets knocked out… wow. The remaining three have a more or less normal match though and Mimic wins!

#3 Singles Match
Suzan Blades vs. Manic Misanthrope

Championship level wrestlers having a championship level match. But Suzan still seems to be a cut above and wins.

Scene: They interview Flamander! The blue one not the red one.

#4 Tag Team Match
School of Slam vs. Fallout Boys

I seem to remember a lot of tags. In the end Sadim won by making the Fallout Boys humble.

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Lea Lionheart vs. Black ©

Shit… Black squashes Lea.

Scene: The oRa, with Anus notably absent, still try to find a way to screw over black. The meeting is somewhat interrupted by Goat-Monster’s shadow mysteriously appearing all of a sudden… but disappearing again before anyone except Palpy can notice.

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
George Cluwney vs. VACANT

George Cluwney is the first VACANT challenger to lose the first time they are downed.

#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Hobo One Kevodki vs. Ryu ©

This is the match of the night. Hobo and Ryu wrecked each other with their hardest hitting moves. Ryu started bleeding after Hobo ate his face but Ryu still managed to get the W here.

[IGgy]

Week 47: Fiddy Zone
This Saturday at the usual time, click the link for exact times.

We are nearing our final PPV of the year. It’s called YEAR OF THE BEAST.
This Saturday we’re gearing up for that. Grace, after being knocked out in record time last week, has to avoid becoming the Jabroni. The Fun Gang and WNA fight each other in a match for the Legion Tag Title No. 1 Contendership and Supreme Sadim and Freddie Hope do the same for the Hellweight Title. Suzan Blades would have been in the race too but she chose not to compete for the Hellweight Title at this time.
Maybe Mimic can last longer against Black than Lea last week but as far as I go: I always bet on Black.
And in the Main Event DCB defends the Seven Deadly Pins title against seven challengers again. If she wins she is the first to defend the title more than once.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Anna May (“c”) vs. Grace Thoruson

#2 Singles Match
Maya Northwind vs. Muscle Wizard

#3 Legion Tag No. 1 Contender Match
The Fun Gang vs. Wizards Not Allowed

#4 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match
Supreme Sadim vs. Freddie Hope

#5 Bunny Championship :3
A Mimic vs. Black ©

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
TBD vs. VACANT

#7 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal
Cocademon vs. Harley Havik vs. Pantha vs. N-T Punk vs. Nero Sin vs. Midas Minoson vs. Super Samio vs. DivineCoffeeBinge ©

Also: Here’s me wearing a Grace shirt!

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Here’s the match card again:
#1 Anna May (“c”) vs. Grace Thoruson for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Maya Northwind vs. Muscle Wizard
#3 The Fun Gang vs. Wizards Not Allowed
#4 Supreme Sadim vs. Freddie Hope
#5 A Mimic vs. Black © for the Bunny Title :3
#6 VACANT Open Challenge
#7 Seven Deadly Pins feat. DCB ©