[FINISHED] LPFWA 2k18 - Killing the Business Since 2013

yerpalhal · February 15, 2018, 8:26pm

So its time is it…finally time for me tae rise up and begin my slow climb to make a rug oot o thon hide of that dram stealing pissant Rendar, Course in order tae rise to lofty heights i must pair wie Wiseau and schir tae send the hugrule warriors back tae whitever costume shop they came fae. Also DCB hen may i suggest cutting oot thon beans and swig some of thae irn bru. Think on it hen DBF Divine BRU Fiend yae will be unstoppable like me and my posse will…

Vanderlyle · February 16, 2018, 2:13am

VMqnXZY
“Mira tu, McMutton, I’m uh, not entirely sure, but that sounded like you made fun of my friends, and I’m not gonna let that slide, preparate para la paliza mas grande de tu vida.”

IGgy · February 17, 2018, 4:11pm

Show starts in roughly six hours but here’s a new challenger! I normally just post these on Discord these days but the person who submitted this beauty isn’t on there, I think.

Macro Man Keynes

Also, in case you’ve missed it which, unless you obsessively check the poll…

IGgy · February 17, 2018, 9:44pm

Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen
1st Match: Goat-Man © vs. Lore Convoluter for the Buscus
2nd Match: Lotus Aura vs. Bone Pimp
3rd Match: Tolvie vs. DCB
4th Match: Kylo Ren vs. Star Pilot Flamander © for the Bunny Title :3
5th Match: Rag-Tag Misfits vs. Hugrule Warriors
Main Event: Valerie Easton vs. Lady of the Lancet © for the Kawaii Title.
Bonus Match: DCB vs. Charlotte

yerpalhal · February 17, 2018, 11:11pm

Ye tried yuir best hugrule warriors i rescind my previous snark and offer youse the bru of friendship. youse fought well as true warriors and i respect that greatly as a warrior mysel. as for thon schir and strange talking man i like youse…i hope we kin fight taegither again in thae future as kin

IGgy · February 18, 2018, 4:12pm

Episode #14 - Lotta Powerful Flips Win Adoration - (Twitch VOD)

Lotta Powerful Flips Win Adoration -DivineCoffeeBinge
Lady Pounded Frenetically (by) Worthy Adversary -Zephyr

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He yo!

The next episode will happen on Saturday
Since Ric Flair has been defeated by Toad we need to find a new opponent as well as someone to challenge them. You can vote on that here

I’ve added a bot to my twitch for the next stream which will allow for actually placing bets as the show goes on and starting chants that will be audible on stream. I will probably tweak the latter if it gets too much.

You can find the match card below. We’re alreaedy building to our next PPV, Sacrific-E

#1 Buscus Brawl
Majestic Goat-Man © vs. Lore Convoluter

#2 Singles
Lotus Aura vs. Bone Pimp

#3 Singles
Tolvie vs. DCB

#4 Bunny Championship
Kylo Ren vs. Star Pilot Flamander

#5 Trio Tornado Tag
Angus McMutton, Tommy Wiseau and Schir vs. Hugrule Warriors

#6 Kawaii Championship (Hardcore Match)
Valerie Easton vs. Lady of the Lancet ©

#0 LPFWA vs. The Universe
Vote who’s goin against who!

RESULTS:

Hell-Ena attacks Lady of the Lancet backstage, defeating her for the Pokeymanz title

#1 Buscus Brawl
Majestic Goat-Man © vs. Lore Convoluter

Lore takes the win, but at what cost? These guys beat each other up hard.

#2 Singles
Lotus Aura vs. Bone Pimp

After presumably training Lotus is on the upswing and beats Bone Pimp

Scene: IGgy tells Toad about some match where he beat up Kurt Angle in his dream so now he has to fight Scott Steiner for real at Sacrific-E

#3 Singles
Tolvie vs. DCB

Tolvie wins

Scene: Jeff Lyfe interviews Palpy and Kylo on Kylo’s upcoming challenge for the Bunny Title :3
Palpy takes a dump on the belt while announcing he’ll go for a tree next while Kylo tries to sell his challenge as some kind of revenge for Palpy losing

#4 Bunny Championship
Kylo Ren vs. Star Pilot Flamander

Flamander doesn’t take Kylo seriously at all, he keeps taunting and often just stands there to wait. You’d thing this would bite Flamander in the ass but he still won

#5 Trio Tornado Tag
Unlikely Roommates vs. Hugrule Warriors

After Schir performs the Space Funeral on Fruitsniffer Angus goes for the pin on Fruity while Schir distracts the next guy. True teamwork.

#6 Kawaii Championship (Hardcore Match)
Valerie Easton vs. Lady of the Lancet ©

After a Baseball Bat to thead of Lady of the Lancet followed by a Kiss of Death Val takes her title back

#0 LPFWA vs. The Universe
DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Charlotte

Charlotte wins

Vanderlyle · February 21, 2018, 12:13am

VMqnXZY
“You’re not as bad a person as I thought, McMutton, maybe we can fight on the same side next time, tal vez hasta compartir unas birras.”

IGgy · February 21, 2018, 7:49pm

Below’s the match card for Saturday at the usual time.
I’ll also be experimenting with Twitch’s Premiere feature. 30 Minutes before the show you can come to the channel to watch an old match from LPFWA Season 1 or 2. (Season 1 will have “Director’s Commentary” as there wasn’t originally any commentary.)
Basically what this means is that if you show up early a video plays for everyone to see and you can hang out and stuff. Hopefully it’ll be cool and fun.

First up we’ll have Sterv vs. Loki to determine a new LPFWA Champion after the original title got stolen and was replaced with a plastic replica from the merch store. You can go to this page to set a reminder and whatnot

Also don’t forget to vote on who goes against Charlotte

There will be matches!

#1 Buscus Brawl
Majestic Goat-Man © vs. Bone Pimp

#2 Singles Match
Macro Man Keynes vs. Thundercat Chris Pine

#3 Four-Way
Dr. Ham vs. Woolsey Smythe vs. D the Destroyer vs. Face

#4 Bunny Championship :3
IGgy vs. Flamander ©

#5 Singles Match
Garbo Barba vs. DivineCoffeeBinge

BONUS MATCH: LPFWA vs. The Universe.
https://goo.gl/forms/MwplisqyvV0HHp8w1 vs. Charlotte

MAIN EVENT: Co-Comm Championship
Unlikely Roommates (Angus & Tommy W.) vs. Freddie Hope & Flamander ©

yerpalhal · February 22, 2018, 1:43am

I musta drank the wrang stuff today it says i huv a title shot in only mah second go round in this place. Ah knew ah wuz nova scotia champ before ah fell asleep from thae dram and ended up oan thon moon but noo i huv to fight the heroes o the moon themsel…Tommy my man we need the good stuff…aye the stuff ye hud when ye did that samurai cop 2 thing.

IGgy · February 24, 2018, 9:43pm

Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen
1st Match: Majestic Goat-Man © vs. Bone Pimp for the Buscus
2nd Match: Macro Man Keynes vs. Thundercat Chris Pine
3rd Match: Dr. Ham vs. Woolsey Smyteh vs. D the Destroyer vs. Face
4th Match: IGgy vs. Flamander © for the Bunny Title :3
5th Match: Garbo Barba vs. DivineCoffeeBinge
Intermission: Samus Aran vs. Charlotte (WWE)
Main Event: Unlikely Rommates vs. Hope & Flamander © for the Co-Comm Titles

yerpalhal · February 25, 2018, 12:05am

That wis the hardest fought battle ah huv ever faced. Even harder than broken bottle boxing with rat arsed mcgee behind the local greggs in shitehill. Whit wis ah expecting to happen fighting the two god like warriors who sent the moon rocketing in the first place. Ah well I shall be at Sacrific…e either way tae witness two gods goin at it…jist try no tae kill us lads.

IGgy · February 25, 2018, 5:35pm

Episode #15 - Lacerations Proliferate From Worm! Awesome! - (Twitch VOD)
Pre Show: LPFWA Best Bouts #1 - Sterv vs. Loki Tournament Finals from LPFWA 2k14
Episode Title by DivineCoffeeBinge

Alternate Titles:
Lacerations Proliferate From Wicked Assaults - DivineCoffeeBinge
Legendary Powers Face Wrath of Angus - YerPalHal
Large People Feature Wobbly Anguish - Deathmaster780

IGgy IGsen" post="481508875:

Below’s the match card for Saturday at the usual time.
I’ll also be experimenting with Twitch’s Premiere feature. 30 Minutes before the show you can come to the channel to watch an old match from LPFWA Season 1 or 2. (Season 1 will have “Director’s Commentary” as there wasn’t originally any commentary.)
Basically what this means is that if you show up early a video plays for everyone to see and you can hang out and stuff. Hopefully it’ll be cool and fun.

First up we’ll have Sterv vs. Loki to determine a new LPFWA Champion after the original title got stolen and was replaced with a plastic replica from the merch store. You can go to this page to set a reminder and whatnot

Also don’t forget to vote on who goes against Charlotte

There will be matches!

#1 Buscus Brawl
Majestic Goat-Man © vs. Bone Pimp

#2 Singles Match
Macro Man Keynes vs. Thundercat Chris Pine

#3 Four-Way
Dr. Ham vs. Woolsey Smythe vs. D the Destroyer vs. Face

#4 Bunny Championship :3
IGgy vs. Flamander ©

#5 Singles Match
Garbo Barba vs. DivineCoffeeBinge

BONUS MATCH: LPFWA vs. The Universe.
https://goo.gl/forms/MwplisqyvV0HHp8w1 vs. Charlotte

MAIN EVENT: Co-Comm Championship
Unlikely Roommates (Angus & Tommy W.) vs. Freddie Hope & Flamander ©

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Valerie is lying face-down on a bench in the locker room, belt in hand.

Huh? Where am I?
You’re where you belong, Valuhrie: on top!
Wait, the title? I’m champion again?
Again? Oh no, you never lost! That’s not like you!
But I remember, Hell-ena, she was… Ugh, it’s all a blur.
Don’t fret at all! You were just riding the high of a successful defense against Lady. All the pressure of being champion is taking its toll, isn’t it?
I suppose so… Where’s the Pokeymanz Title?
Hell-ena! She took it, she did! While you were sleeping, she came in and pinned you!
Oh… Well, that’s too bad. Good thing I still have this.

Val starts walking toward the gym.

Yes, good thing… That joyride produced such wonderful results!
What was that?
Nothing! I said nothing!
Yes you did. You’re in my head, not in another room or something.
[sub]Soon, Valxis. Soon…[/sub]

#1 Buscus Brawl
Majestic Goat-Man © vs. Bone Pimp

Goat-Man finally does it! He rids himself of the Buscus!

#2 Singles Match
Macro Man Keynes vs. Thundercat Chris Pine

Strong debut for Keynes, who defeated Chris Pine via Pinfall

Scene: Scott Steiner scouts Toad and offers him some Pancakes

#3 Four-Way
Dr. Ham vs. Woolsey Smythe vs. D the Destroyer vs. Face

Basically everyone was dead in the ring with only D standing tall, well, kinda.

Scene: Jeff Lyfe interviews IGgy on why he booked himself into a title match, that rascal

#4 Bunny Championship :3
IGgy vs. Flamander ©

Flamander pulls out all the cool moves to school IGgy

#5 Singles Match
Garbo Barba vs. DivineCoffeeBinge

Not today… Garbo Barba wins

BONUS MATCH: LPFWA vs. The Universe.
Samus Aran vs. Charlotte

Samus wins after a neat sequence ending in a screw attack

Scene: Nuffkins considers opponents for his next Title defense at Sacrific-E but ultimately he’s torn between two opponents. Could this mean… ? A three way? At Sacrific-E?

MAIN EVENT: Co-Comm Championship
Unlikely Roommates (Angus & Tommy W.) vs. Freddie Hope & Flamander ©

Wow, they went at it for long. But eventually our champions retained

Scene: Fred Hope and Flamander challenge each other, they will go one on one in a 20 minute Iron Man Match like they did about four years ago in the Sacrific-E arena

IGgy · February 28, 2018, 9:37pm

All right! Next show will be a big one. Because it will be in the hallowed halls of Sacrific-E!

The show will be at the usual time

If you want to show up early I will air the original Iron Man Match between Fred Hope and Flamander from Season 2 half an hour before that.
We can hang in chat, talk about the match, LPFWA and sledgehammers. It was fun when we did it last week with Loki vs. Sterv.

The above links go to twitch events, so you can set a reminder if you want.

You may also vote on this week’s bonus match: https://goo.gl/forms/eOYfDLRyi0ecq6p63
In fact, if you want you can even surprise me because there’s one option I included that I’m afraid will almost certainly win.

Anyway, here’s the match card!

#1 Eight-Man Elimination Fuckfest
Majestic Goat-Man vs. Macro Man Keynes vs. Thundercat Chris Pine vs. Woolsey Smythe vs. Lore Convoluter vs. Dr. Ham vs. Dash Rendar vs. Kylo Ren

#2 Co-Comm Title Match
Hugrule Warriors (Fruitsniffer and El Catire Arrecho) vs. Freddie Hope & Flamander ©

#3 Pokeymanz Title Match
DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Hell-Ena ©

#4 LP Superstar Championship - Hell in a Cell
Palpatine vs. a tree ©

#5 Kurt Angle KNOWS he can’t win so he’s not even gonna try.
Toad vs. Scott Steiner

#6 LPFWA Championship Match - Three-Way at Sacrific-E
Lotus Aura vs. anilEhilated vs. Nuffkins ©

Intermission: LPFWA vs. The Universe (Match might move to a different spot in the card)
https://goo.gl/forms/eOYfDLRyi0ecq6p63

#7 Kawaii Championship
Jumpy-Chan vs. Valerie Easton ©[/b]

Main Event: Bunny Championship :3 - 20 Minute Iron Man, Hardcore Match.
Frederick Hope vs. Flamander ©

Vanderlyle · March 2, 2018, 7:49pm

VMqnXZY
“Muy bien, Fruitsniffer, we might be fighter legendary wrestlers who managed to save the moon from crashing into the sun, but we have the power of our friendship! Let’s go back to Link with those belts.”

yerpalhal · March 3, 2018, 10:58am

Best o luck tae mah boys the hugrule warriors. These guys are nae joke watch yersels…also a message for Dash Rendar. I really, really. really hope you survive the 8 man cause I want a piece o ye next week…Iggy ye make that shit happen for me I’ll gie you the key tae the dram cellar and let ye go nuts for half an hoor. Dae this and i’ll forgive ye for not scheduling me for thon homecoming bash.

IGgy · March 3, 2018, 9:46pm

LPFWA starts again in 15 Minutes. Today is Sacrific-E, our fourth PPV. Right now we’re still watching the legendary classic match that today’s Main Event. Tune in here: https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

1st Match: Eight-Man Fuckfest!
2nd Match: Hugrule Warriors vs. Freddie Hope & Flamander © for the Co-Comm Titles
3rd Match: DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Hell-ena © for the Pokeymanz Title
4th Match: Palpatine vs. a tree © for the LP superstar Title
5th Match: Toad vs. Scott Steiner
6th Match: Lotus vs. anilEhilated vs. Nuffkins © for the LPFWA Title
Intermission: Macro Man Keynes vs. Macho Man Randy Savage
7th Match: Jumpy-Chan vs. Valerie Easton © for the Kawaii Title
Main Event: Freddie Hope vs. Flamander © for the Bunny Title

IGgy · March 4, 2018, 6:13pm

Episode #16 - Sacrific-E - (Twitch VOD)
Pre-Show: LPFWA Best Bouts #2 - Fred Hope vs. Flamander II Iron Man from LPFWA 2k14
Lovingly Punching Fervently Wrestling Attackers

IGgy IGsen" post="481734604:

All right! Next show will be a big one. Because it will be in the hallowed halls of Sacrific-E!

The show will be at the usual time

If you want to show up early I will air the original Iron Man Match between Fred Hope and Flamander from Season 2 half an hour before that.
We can hang in chat, talk about the match, LPFWA and sledgehammers. It was fun when we did it last week with Loki vs. Sterv.

The above links go to twitch events, so you can set a reminder if you want.

You may also vote on this week’s bonus match: https://goo.gl/forms/eOYfDLRyi0ecq6p63
In fact, if you want you can even surprise me because there’s one option I included that I’m afraid will almost certainly win.

Anyway, here’s the match card!

#1 Eight-Man Elimination Fuckfest
Majestic Goat-Man vs. Macro Man Keynes vs. Thundercat Chris Pine vs. Woolsey Smythe vs. Lore Convoluter vs. Dr. Ham vs. Dash Rendar vs. Kylo Ren

#2 Co-Comm Title Match
Hugrule Warriors (Fruitsniffer and El Catire Arrecho) vs. Freddie Hope & Flamander ©

#3 Pokeymanz Title Match
DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Hell-Ena ©

#4 LP Superstar Championship - Hell in a Cell
Palpatine vs. a tree ©

#5 Kurt Angle KNOWS he can’t win so he’s not even gonna try.
Toad vs. Scott Steiner

#6 LPFWA Championship Match - Three-Way at Sacrific-E
Lotus Aura vs. anilEhilated vs. Nuffkins ©

Intermission: LPFWA vs. The Universe (Match might move to a different spot in the card)
https://goo.gl/forms/eOYfDLRyi0ecq6p63

#7 Kawaii Championship
Jumpy-Chan vs. Valerie Easton ©[/b]

Main Event: Bunny Championship :3 - 20 Minute Iron Man, Hardcore Match.
Frederick Hope vs. Flamander ©

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I don’t even care about my other opponents-Rendar is a dead man. Guess,what Rendar? I can fly, too. But I don’t need a jetpack to keep myself airborne! I guess you kinda need it-your blubbery hide weighs you down too much.And that weight will bring you crashing down, I’ll make sure of it! Glances at stormtrooper Check that off the list,FN-2119.

sigh Checking that one off of “Lord Ren’s Totally Sweet RWBY One-Liner Lis”- Just kill me.

Realtalk, FN-2119- you’re literally the only competent trooper in the entire First Order, besides that treacherous dick FN-2187. I need you by my side. In fact, I have a request for you.

What is it, Lord Ren?

My friend Face’s boss has been acting strange lately. I feel like there could be a doublecross brewing. If something goes down, I want you to assist him in any way possible.

Understood,Lord Ren. I’m totally willing to pull an Eraserhead for that ma-

JUST.DON’T.

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Boss, there you are! I’ve been looking for you for… two months, I think? Where the hell did you go?

Aah… the Face, yes, Three-Man is returned. Forgive disappearance. This one has been looking into many things, many many things, needed privacy, alone-time.

Well, if you say so, Boss. But, uh… did you forget to take care of-

Three-Man forgets nothing! Important business still on, still on at ringside! Will be there to commemorate-commentate on the Face’s matches!

But I’m not fighting today. I just haven’t been paid in two-

Irrelevance, unnecessary! Fighting never ends, the fight always on! Always fight, the Face, for everlasting unity with our benefactor!

Benefactor, what? You mean Palpatine?

Aah… yes, sure, indeed, him. [sub]He will serve the role well, indeed. For now.[/sub]

Scene: IGgy is drunk backstage and contemplates whether drinking actually does solve his problems. Dash also shows up. In the end IGgy drinks more

#1 Eight-Man Elimination Fuckfest
Majestic Goat-Man vs. Macro Man Keynes vs. Thundercat Chris Pine vs. Woolsey Smythe vs. Lore Convoluter vs. Dr. Ham vs. Dash Rendar vs. Kylo Ren

It comes down to Dr. Ham and Woolsey, in the last seconds Ham hits Woolsey with the Miracle Spine-O-Cracker but has not time for a pin, it’s a time-out draw

Scene: The Hugrule Warriors have one of their famous strategy meetings, which mostly consist of giving Fruity a pep-talk

#2 Co-Comm Title Match
Hugrule Warriors (Fruitsniffer and El Catire Arrecho) vs. Freddie Hope & Flamander ©

The Hugrule Warriors prove that they can play with the big boys but come short in the end. Hope and Flamander retain.

Scene: DCB makes the ultimate sacrifice… not drinking coffee for a week before getting coffee’d up again

#3 Pokeymanz Title Match
DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Hell-Ena ©

DCB! DCB! DCB! DCB! DCB! DCB!

#4 LP Superstar Championship - Hell in a Cell
Palpatine vs. a tree ©

And another upset, the tree goes down after three Imperial Powerbombs

#5 Kurt Angle KNOWS he can’t win so he’s not even gonna try.
Toad vs. Scott Steiner

The numbers really didn’t lie… Scott Steiner takes it

#6 LPFWA Championship Match - Three-Way at Sacrific-E
Lotus Aura vs. anilEhilated vs. Nuffkins ©

Nuffkins out shopping for shoes. He chose Lotus’ and earned them

Intermission: LPFWA vs. The Universe (Match might move to a different spot in the card)
Macro Man Keynes vs. Macho Man Randy Savage

Macho Madness beats Macro Madness…

#7 Kawaii Championship
Jumpy-Chan vs. Valerie Easton ©[/b]

These two women threw everything they had at one another. Jumpy even whipped out the outside Superplex as well as the Ban-Hammer to become the new Kawaii Champion

Scene: Val on her way to the locker room is intercepted by Hell-Ena again. But this time they kiss???

Main Event: Bunny Championship :3 - 20 Minute Iron Man, Hardcore Match.
Frederick Hope vs. Flamander ©

Not sure what I expected would happen here but they fought to a 3-3 draw again. Eventually we’ll have to have a decisive match. But that is for another time.

Kadorhal" post="481900131:

Very much interesting indeed. Must investigate this “Kaphomet”, determinate possibly connection between strange coffee being and One That Binds. Possibly witnessed demon fight as well, must keep close eye on. Very interesting, yes…

The fuck are you talking about, “interesting”? The whole reason I’m still in my riot-gear gimmick is because you started up a F.E.A.R. squadron-that-isn’t-a-squadron just to keep more supernatural things like her out of the arena.

Aah, the Face, shortsighted now, yes. Immediate elimination helps not, examination helps yes. If able to use, keep around, finding use is my problem; if not, then eliminate, will be the Face’s problem.

And how, pray tell, will we do that? The rules don’t allow inter-gender matches. There’s not much we can do about her short of having a second female squadmember. And I know you’ve been missing for about 66% of the time the squad’s actually been active, but in case you’re unaware - nobody’s even so much as called us to take care of a docile ghost haunting a damned library, much less knocked on our door to sign up. Also I’m pretty sure murder in the ring, even against a demon, is also illegal. Do you even know what the hell you’re doing anymore?

The Face, have I mentioned lately… that the Face is best in promotion?

. . . Well, I’m glad someone realizes it, finally. That clears up all my suspicions. Sorry to have doubted you, boss.

Is not problem. Now, pardon, please, must continue investigations, yes.

yerpalhal · March 5, 2018, 9:34am

-to fruitsniffer-

Ah’ve got ye sorted pal…we got lots to talk aboot you an the rest o yoor posse

-hands over a bottle of whiskey-

IGgy · March 7, 2018, 7:56pm

All right! next show will be this Saturday, 10th March at the usual time
30 Minutes before the show we’ll watch a classic match of LPFWA past: JunpeiHyde vs. John Cena in a Flaming Tables match. Here’s the bit I wrote for it some years back:

“After defeating Flamander John Cena continued his rampage claiming victim after victim. At the Sandcastle PPV hell broke loose, IGgy got set on fire, Palpatine took over the show and changed the match card. But Junpei didn’t give a fuck about this. He was just furious that he wasn’t in the flaming tables match that happened that night. Junpei demanded the flaming tables. He called out the winner of the previous match at first but then John Cena appeared to the Scene and while the Sandcastle was burning, they would have a match that set the world ablaze.”

Macho Man is still our opponent for the Bonus matches, so choose who gets to fight him here: https://goo.gl/forms/JDlpRkvd20zxzd1T2

#2 Singles Match
Fruitsniffer vs. IGgy

#3 Singles Match
Nadira vs. Yelizaveta RN

#5 Tag Team Match featuring former Kawaii Champions
Valerie Easton and Hell-Ena vs. Konami Kouda and Lady of the Lancet

Intermission:LPFWA vs. The Universe
https://goo.gl/forms/JDlpRkvd20zxzd1T2 vs. Macho Man Randy Savage

Vanderlyle · March 7, 2018, 9:39pm

VMqnXZY “You can’t give up like this, Fruitsniffer! Tu eres el maestro de los abrazos, and no one can change that! That’s why I’m gonna defeat the man who pinned you, and take his belt!”