[FINISHED] LPFWA 2k18 - Killing the Business Since 2013

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#101

-imagine this as a weird ass titantron video like bray wyatt would do-


iggy, iggy, iggy aw i asked was for one wee fight with dash rendar. but ye didnae deliever and if that wisnae bad enough you demote mah pal tommy tae the buskus curtain jerker. so come wie me…i’ve goat some stuff tae show ye.

pm


welcome tae mah hame. shitetower many murders here so i goat it fir a song. So glad tae be back here after our many months of moon travel. But it means I can begin my battles truly. Come inside won’t you.

trubru

Feel free tae huv wan first bits on the hoose. See this is my true bru Iggy the true power behind my feats o strength. what powers me…what keeps me going. But my true plan iggy can you see it. I am so proud of dcb but she could be more iggy…oh so much more

dbf


you couldae been part ov my plans iggy. i respect yae as a fellow drinker o the dram…but ye broke mah heart iggy…you broke mah soul…whit dae ye huv to say tae that

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gottle of geer


but thats aw ye think abot isn;t it…i am starting to think that dram stealing fiend rendar had the right idea…


#102

Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen
1st Match: Bone Pimp © vs. Tommy Wiseau for the Buscus
2nd Match: Fruitsniffer vs. IGgy
3rd Match: Nadira vs. Yelizaveta RN
4th Match: El Catire Arrecho vs. Flamander © for the Bunny Title :3
5th Match: Val and Hell-Ena vs. Konami and Lady of the Lancet
Intermission: Angus McMutton vs. Macho Man Randy Savage
Main Event: D the Destroyer vs. Palpatine © for the LP Superstar Title


#103

Ah had the weirdest dream ah faught aff the macho man. I Hid him oan the ropes for most of the fight but he conned me oot of a victory. Did you spike mah dram Iggy?

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Gottle of geer


ye huv a problem pal ye need tae face it. Anyway my commiserations to my boy El…ca…er…el ca,err my wee lucha pal. ye tried yuir best but the deck was stacked


#104

Episode #17 - Losers Pinned For Wrestling Amusement - (Twitch VOD)
Pre-Show LPFWA Best Bouts #3 JunpeiHyde vs. John Cena FLAMING TABLES from LPFWA 2k14
Episode Title by Zephyr

Longrunning Palapatine Fights With Anger -DeathMaster780
Losers Pinned For Wrestling Amusement - Zepyhr
Ladies Punched Flamando Wins Again - Zephyr


#105

VMqnXZY "Well uh, maybe challenging a legendary wrestler for my debut wasn’t such a great idea…but you got a win yourself, Fruity! That’s good, right?


#106

Next show will be on Saturday, 17th May at this time. It’s a Twitch event so you can set a reminder if you like.

30 Minutes before that a Twitch “Premiere” featuring LPFWAs first ever Match from some time in 2013. Since there was no commentary originally it will feature kind of director’s commentary in post by me. It is Sabateini vs. Schir (not as I claimed multiple times Fruitsniffer vs. Schir). Much like the above link, this is also a Twitch Event.

And of course you get to pick an opponent for Macho Man Randy Savage again if you go here

The match card for this week’s show, of course, is below.

#1 Buscus Brawl
Bone Pimp © vs. Face

#2 Singles Match
Angus Mcmutton vs. Macro Man Keynes

#3 Three-Way
Yelizaveta RN vs. Tolvie vs. Garbo Barba

#4 Bunny Championship :3
D the Destroyer vs. Flamander ©

Intermission: LPFWA vs. The Universe
https://goo.gl/forms/kpSln5LtqPWHgYxD3 vs. Macho Man Randy Savage

#5 Singles Match
Woolsey Smythe vs. Dr. Ham

Main Event: Kawaii Championship
Samus vs. Jumpy-Chan ©


#107


So that dream frae last week wis a warning fae MEDB hersel instead o the macho man I get tae fight the poundland version of him. Bring it oan auld man you face the full might of a warrior with the power of SETANTA and the full unbridled rage o BELATUCADROS himsel…


#108

Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen
1st Match: Bone Pimp © vs. Face for the Buscus
2nd Match: Angus McMutton vs. Macro Man Keynes
3rd Match: Yelizaveta RN vs. Tolvie vs. Garbo Barba
4th Match: D the Destroyer vs. Flamander © for the Bunny Title :3
Intermission: IGgy vs. Macho Man Randy Savage
5th Match: Woolsey Smythe vs. Dr. Ham
Main Event: Samus vs. Jumpy-Chan © for the Kawaii Title


#109

The day`s promo is translated fur yer buzz

Todays promo is translated for your pleasure


Sae th’ macro jimmy bested me. This displeases me ‘n’ mah celtic gods ‘n’ o’ couse th’ tru bru. Ah wis warned o’ this calamity in mah dreams ‘n’ dingyed it.

so the macro man bested me. This displeases me and my celtic gods and of couse the tru bru. I was warned of this calamity in my dreams and ignored it.


Bit och jimmy ah git th’ fud rendar at th’ neist ppv. A’m aff tae murdurr ye dash. A’m aff tae choap ye intae bits. Bake ye intae a steak bake ‘n’ serve ye tae th’ neist nerf herder wha annoys me

but oh man i get the ******* Rendar at the next ppv. I am going to kill you Dash. I am going to chop you into bits. bake you into a steak bake and serve you to the next nerf herder who annoys me

Noo tae spout random gibberish as ah scouk a plug fur mah managers foremaist lets speil mirk clood comin’ soon tae th’ lp zone as soon as his commentary bidie in gets his heid oot o’ his bahookie ‘n’ we git mair than six bits recorded in advance. Aye he is making me say this. His haun reaches ferr far up mah kilt. A’m his puppet

???


#110

Episode #18 - Look! Pilot Flammando Winged Angel! - (Twitch VOD)
Pre-Show: Vintage LPFWA '13 - Humble Beginnings (Sabateini vs. Schir)

YT version might not be processed yet but the Twitch VOD is there as always as a backup.

Look! Pilot Flammando Winged Angel! - Zephyr


#111

Next show will happen on Saturday, as always, at the usual time!
30 Minutes before that we’ll watch another classic match from LPFWA past. This time BFC vs. Pyroi in a Ladder Match
As usual you are welcome to vote on who’s gonna face Macho Man Randy Savage, who’s defeated Macro Man, Angus McMutton and IGgy so far. Choose his next victim here

And now for the match card!

#1 Buscus Brawl
Bone Pimp © vs. El Catire Arrecho

#2 Three-Way
Dash Rendar vs. anilEhilated vs. Schir

#3 Singles Match
Lore Convoluter vs. Masked Man

#4 Bunny Championship :3
Link vs. D the Destroyer ©

#5 Women’s Tournamet Qualifying Match
Terara Fluffybottom vs. DivineCoffeeBinge

Intermission:
https://goo.gl/forms/xVVyLpeeineRqAyF3 vs. Macho Man Randy Savage

Main Event: Co-Comm Title Match
oRa 66 vs. Frederick Hope and Flamander ©


#112

macho man didn’t defeat angus he survived him…macro man kicked his ass tho


#113

Episode #19 - Lazy Pugilists Forget Wrestling Ambitions - (Twitch VOD)
Pre-Show: LPFWA Best Bouts #4 - BFC vs. Pyroi in a Ladder Match from LPFWA 2k14

divinecoffeebinge: Lazy Pugilists Forget Wrestling Ambitions
divinecoffeebinge: Lacerations Performed For Witness’ Adoration

After the Show…


#114

Okay! This Saturday we’ll have us a Toxx Party. There won’t be Toxxes. Well, you can make Toxxes if you want but uh…
Vote on who gets to face Macho Man this time! He took out four of our guys already.

#1 Eight-Way Elimination
El Catire Arrecho vs. Face vs. John Cena vs. anilEhilated vs. Tommy Wiseau vs. The Masked Man vs. Lotus Aura vs. Dr. Ham

#2 Bunny Championship :3
Toad vs. D the Destroyer ©

#3 Co-Comm Championships
Third Street Sinners vs. Freddie Hope and Flamander ©

#4 Kawaii Championship
Tolvie vs. Jumpy-Chan ©

#5 How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb? (TLC)
IGgy vs. Fruitsniffer vs. Angus McMutton vs. Dash Rendar

#6 LP Superstar Championship
Kylo Ren vs. Palpatine ©

Intermission: LPFWA vs. the Universe
https://goo.gl/forms/SvTBMqJGMBG1ENs03 vs. Macho Man Randy Savage

#7 Women’s Tournament Qualifier
Garbo Girl vs. DivineCoffeeBinge

Main Event: LPFWA Championship
A tree vs. nuffkinsVEVO ©


#115

Blimey! wotcher cock frui’y me good friend. Let us toast ter da dearf ov dash rendar an’ da return ov yaaahr smile as we get yaaahr ‘uggin’ groove back me son. Nuff said, yeah?

,

Lawd above! da ‘ell is dis is me translator on da fritz. I should go up da stairs ter da bar…err iggys office an’ enquire whats goin’ on. , innit.


#116

VMqnXZY
“An eight-way elimination match?! Este podria ser el desafio mas grande al que me he enfrentado… But I will face it head-on! Or my name is not El Catire Arrecho!”


#117

Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

1st Man Elimination Eight-Way Elimination BIG CHAOS
2nd Match: Toad vs. D the Destroyer for the Bunny Title :3
3rd Match: Third Street Sinners vs. Fred Hope and Flamander for the Co-Comm titles
4th Match: Tolvie vs. Jumpy-Chan for the Kawaii Title
5th Match: IGgy vs. Fruity vs. Angus vs. Dash Rendar
6th Match: Kylo Ren vs. Palpatine for the LP Superstar Title
Intermission: A tree vs. Macho Man Randy Savage
7th Match: Garbo Girl vs. DivineCoffeeBinge
Main Event: A tree vs. nuffkinsVEVO for the LPFWA Title


#118

-oor pal leans on a bar necking down some beer-

I get it now. I get Iggys whole life is pain stuff now. I wanted Dash, I got him but I still got screwed by life. God I wish I was wie the hugrule warriors they seem mostly happy. Well sides from fruitsniffer guy needs a hug…gods I need a hug…

-smashes his bottle-

Barkeep another the strang stuff this time


#119

LPFWA 2k18 Episode #20 - TOXX PARTAY - (Twitch VOD)

Losers Pull off Frustrating Win. Ass! - nine-gear crow

Let’s Punch Flamander With Abandon - Felinoid
Leader Probated For Wasted Ambition - nine-gear crow (hahahahahah, nice try crow!)
Long-trusted Popular Faces Welcoming Animosity - DCB


#120

I’d like to personally thank Macho Man for joining us on commentary all those times, you will be missed sir!