Live!, Play Fighting, Worming Action - yerpalhal
Look Pop! (A) Formidable Worming Astronaut! - Zephyr
Low-Paid Fighter Wormed Astoundingly - tevery best
Lost Pugilist Finds Worming Again - Zephyr Light Purple Ftracksuitlines Worm Afforded - Tevery Best
League Presents: Flamander’s Worm Adidas - Tevery Best
Large Person Fights Worm Attack - Deathmaster780
Logic Pertaining (to) Formation (of) Worming Announced - Zephyr
As far as predictions go let me actually give you some stats. First of all, let’s look at what everyone voted.
It’s a bit split here but we have one clear favorite! The debuting El Catire Arrecho!
Honestly, people believing That Hope and Flamander are gonna take it is absolutely reasonable, given that Masked Man was a former Buscus Champion and he shit talked D the Destroyer before. So their chemistry probably sucks.
With how dominant a tree has been as the LP Superstar Champion it’s a bit surprising to see such an even split between the two. But it’s true Face did not do poorly as a time with Kylo or on his own so far.
I’m not sure how much of this 50/50 split being actual predictions and how much is just people wanting DCB to win. I too want to see her succeed, she deserves it! She never did bad, just always fell just short. But we all believe in you DCB! You can do it!
Link made sure he earned that shot before he actually got it so it’s no surprise to see that he is the favorite in this match-up. He had a 5-star classic just last week after all.
Much like Hell-Ena before her Valerie proved to be a dominant champion so far. Lady of the Lancet, however, only recently started showing her true potential. People don’t seem to be sure yet her recent success wasn’t just a fluke.
Wow, my boy is really going places now, I’m so proud.
“Muy bien, a eso es lo que me refiero! I win the four-way match and get invited into a team? who could ask for a better debut match, certainly not El Catire Arrecho, who is me.”
I’ve added a bot to my twitch for the next stream which will allow for actually placing bets as the show goes on and starting chants that will be audible on stream. I will probably tweak the latter if it gets too much.
You can find the match card below. We’re alreaedy building to our next PPV, Sacrific-E
So its time is it…finally time for me tae rise up and begin my slow climb to make a rug oot o thon hide of that dram stealing pissant Rendar, Course in order tae rise to lofty heights i must pair wie Wiseau and schir tae send the hugrule warriors back tae whitever costume shop they came fae. Also DCB hen may i suggest cutting oot thon beans and swig some of thae irn bru. Think on it hen DBF Divine BRU Fiend yae will be unstoppable like me and my posse will…
“Mira tu, McMutton, I’m uh, not entirely sure, but that sounded like you made fun of my friends, and I’m not gonna let that slide, preparate para la paliza mas grande de tu vida.”
Show starts in roughly six hours but here’s a new challenger! I normally just post these on Discord these days but the person who submitted this beauty isn’t on there, I think.
Ye tried yuir best hugrule warriors i rescind my previous snark and offer youse the bru of friendship. youse fought well as true warriors and i respect that greatly as a warrior mysel. as for thon schir and strange talking man i like youse…i hope we kin fight taegither again in thae future as kin
Below’s the match card for Saturday at the usual time.
I’ll also be experimenting with Twitch’s Premiere feature. 30 Minutes before the show you can come to the channel to watch an old match from LPFWA Season 1 or 2. (Season 1 will have “Director’s Commentary” as there wasn’t originally any commentary.)
Basically what this means is that if you show up early a video plays for everyone to see and you can hang out and stuff. Hopefully it’ll be cool and fun.
First up we’ll have Sterv vs. Loki to determine a new LPFWA Champion after the original title got stolen and was replaced with a plastic replica from the merch store. You can go to this page to set a reminder and whatnot
I musta drank the wrang stuff today it says i huv a title shot in only mah second go round in this place. Ah knew ah wuz nova scotia champ before ah fell asleep from thae dram and ended up oan thon moon but noo i huv to fight the heroes o the moon themsel…Tommy my man we need the good stuff…aye the stuff ye hud when ye did that samurai cop 2 thing.
That wis the hardest fought battle ah huv ever faced. Even harder than broken bottle boxing with rat arsed mcgee behind the local greggs in shitehill. Whit wis ah expecting to happen fighting the two god like warriors who sent the moon rocketing in the first place. Ah well I shall be at Sacrific…e either way tae witness two gods goin at it…jist try no tae kill us lads.
Alternate Titles:
Lacerations Proliferate From Wicked Assaults - DivineCoffeeBinge
Legendary Powers Face Wrath of Angus - YerPalHal
Large People Feature Wobbly Anguish - Deathmaster780
If you want to show up early I will air the original Iron Man Match between Fred Hope and Flamander from Season 2 half an hour before that.
We can hang in chat, talk about the match, LPFWA and sledgehammers. It was fun when we did it last week with Loki vs. Sterv.
The above links go to twitch events, so you can set a reminder if you want.
You may also vote on this week’s bonus match: https://goo.gl/forms/eOYfDLRyi0ecq6p63
In fact, if you want you can even surprise me because there’s one option I included that I’m afraid will almost certainly win.
Anyway, here’s the match card!
#1 Eight-Man Elimination Fuckfest
Majestic Goat-Man vs. Macro Man Keynes vs. Thundercat Chris Pine vs. Woolsey Smythe vs. Lore Convoluter vs. Dr. Ham vs. Dash Rendar vs. Kylo Ren
“Muy bien, a eso es lo que me refiero! I win the four-way match and get invited into a team? who could ask for a better debut match, certainly not El Catire Arrecho, who is me.”
