IGgy
April 25, 2018, 11:53pm
#137
This Saturday we will have THE BIG SHOW (feat. The Big Show)
As usual, you are welcome to vote on who gets to face THE THREE WAY AT SACRIFICE in a four-way at TNA Sacrifice
#1 Eight-Way Chaos
#2 Singles Match
#3 Revenge for that one time
#4 Kawaii Championship
#5 Co-Comm Championship
#6 Bunny Championship :3
#7 LP Superstar Championship
Intermission: LPFWA vs. the Universe https://goo.gl/forms/MuOnkluglEOf1d553 vs. Samoa Joe vs. Kurt Angle vs. Scott Steiner
#8 LPFWA Championship
Main Event: LPFWA Women‘s Championship (Match to unify the timelines???) TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS
#99999 FOIT ME M8???
My brothers in arms thon hugrule warriors let us huv thon match of the night and tear the roof aff the hoose. Win or lose on either side I must say it is a pleasure tae face ye two again not as the jerk i wis when i first arrived but as the warrior who respects ye both.
And if me and Tommy do lose drinks are oan me my friends…but ye’ll huv tae work for it lads. Angus does not buy drinks fir free
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IGgy
April 28, 2018, 9:35pm
#140
Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen
1st Match: Eight-Way Chaos
It matters not whether Garbo wins or loses, so long as the fight is good. Winning comes secondary as she needed to learn how to fight first. Maybe after this she can start winning matches but I very much doubt that at this point, unfortunately .
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IGgy
April 30, 2018, 12:17am
#142
LPFWA 2k18 Episode #24 - Large Punching Fucker Wrestles Angrily
Large Punching Fucker Wrestles Angrily (Deathmaster780)
Lord Palpatine Flubs Wrestling, gets anilEhilated (nine-gear crow)
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This Saturday we will have THE BIG SHOW (feat. The Big Show)
As usual, you are welcome to vote on who gets to face THE THREE WAY AT SACRIFICE in a four-way at TNA Sacrifice
#1 Eight-Way Chaos
#2 Singles Match
#3 Revenge for that one time
#4 Kawaii Championship
#5 Co-Comm Championship
#6 Bunny Championship :3
#7 LP Superstar Championship
Intermission: LPFWA vs. the Universe https://goo.gl/forms/MuOnkluglEOf1d553 vs. Samoa Joe vs. Kurt Angle vs. Scott Steiner
#8 LPFWA Championship
Main Event: LPFWA Women‘s Championship (Match to unify the timelines???) TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS
#99999 FOIT ME M8???
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They found out I blew up Palpatine. Masterfully executed, of course, except it was fully sufficient to blow up just about anyone with that trapped belt, it just… happened to be the most vengeful asshole within a five kilometer radius. static sound
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pre venge if I’m weak. I need an edge. I need a way to beat the system.
coffee .
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Alright friendos! It’s time for me to break my vow of silence, since I’m going for the big belt and so I need to talk the talk, not just walk the walk!
Yeah it sucked being beaten in the Co-Commentator match but damn did it feel good to put on a great show! But after that, I went away and thought to myself, have I gone astray? Have I spent too much time thinking that I was one of the Moon Saviours, and not about Wrestling?
And so I went to see my old wrestling coach: A bear I found in the woods. And suplexed him until i felt like I was ready to fight again!
Then I fought a tree. And you know what? IT WAS AMAZING! Trees have always been a respected enemy, seeing as how they are ridiculously hard to suplex and if you try to give them a clothesline you just hurt yourself after a while. But I came out victorious!
SO LISTEN UP NUFFKINS! I’m going to give it my all in that title shot, so you better be ready. Cuz if you give me anything less than 110% of your all, I am going to beat you so fucking hard you’ll be eating through a straw for disrespecting the title like that. But I’m looking forward to seeing you in the ring, friendo!
yerpalhal:
And if me and Tommy do lose drinks are oan me my friends…but ye’ll huv tae work for it lads. Angus does not buy drinks fir free
Scene: Big Show has multiple face and heel turns
#1 Eight-Way Chaos
A draw between Goat-Man and D
#2 Singles Match
Thundercat does the scratching post on the black and white man
#3 Revenge for that one time
#4 Kawaii Championship
The too big women clash at THE BIG SHOW and Tolvie wins
#5 Co-Comm Championship
Oh, boy! A title change! The Hugrule Warriors win their first Championship!
#6 Bunny Championship :3
The tree cannot repeat his victory against Kylo. Is this the end for the tree??? Anyway, Kylo Ren wins
#7 LP Superstar Championship
Aaaand, anil wins the title.
Intermission: LPFWA vs. the Universe
The numbers DID lie. Joe pins Steiner
#8 LPFWA Championship
WHAT A WAR but Nuffkins cannot be beaten
Main Event: LPFWA Women‘s Championship (Match to unify the timelines???) TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS
Hell-Ena scores both of her falls before Nadira can score one, but the match still felt close fought
IGgy
May 3, 2018, 8:50pm
#143
This week’s show will happen at the usual time and place here This’ll go on until one of our guys actually wins.
#1 Buscus Brawl
#2 Three-Way
#3 Singles Match
#4 Bunny Championship :3
#5 Singles Match
#6 LP Superstar Championship
#0 LPFWA vs. The Universehttps://goo.gl/forms/C97FISB72BxYeiU72
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That wis a good night wie the warriors. They can handle the good scottish stuff well. kinda proud o them beating us. just wish the news i goat after wis as great. ok Angus game face time fir a shouty heel promo…
First I murder bone pimp an tak his place in the sinners then I come after ye Iggy fir putting me in this situation in the first place ya alchy jerkaff. I am Angus Mcmutton I am the Nemesis — I am the sheepman — I am the shape of things to come — the lord of the bru — holder of the dram sinister — the death bringer — I am the one who waits on the edge of your dreams — I am all these things and many more
heh god bless you nemesis the warlock ye huv way too many good quotes ah could borrow
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IGgy
May 5, 2018, 8:44pm
#146
Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen
IGgy
May 7, 2018, 6:19pm
#147
LPFWA 2k18 Episode #25 - Longhorned Player Finishes with Attitude
Scene: Angus and Tommy talk for a bit before Angus goes to face his fate
#1 Buscus Brawl
Angus is the 1 in and tha 6 and 1, breaking Bone Pimp’s losing streak by losing himself.
#2 Three-Way
Konami finally begins showing us what she’s got since the tournament and takes another win
#3 Singles Match
Yelizaveta beats up Lady, throwing her around a bit
#4 Bunny Championship :3
Okay, just take a step back and let this sink in: Tommy Wiseau, writer, director and actor in The Room defeats Kylo Ren, a guy who actually has superhuman powers.
#5 Singles Match
Goat wins by countout while posing in the corner. TRANQUILO
#6 LP Superstar Championship
So there was a match supposed instead we witnessed a murder. Toad completely SQUASHED anil. It’s not even funny. Just kidding, it totally is
#0 LPFWA vs. The Universe
Steiner pinned Toad again. After the squash in the match previous one might now think of the implications this has concerning Scott Steiner’s power level but then you remember this isn’t canon. Probably. Steiner DID beat Toad in the past, after all.
this was not a good week for angus not a good week at all
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IGgy
May 11, 2018, 2:01pm
#149
Oh, crap! I forgot to post the match card yesterday and on wednesday! Well…usual time, of course . Only this link now links you to the page for the “series” which to my understanding lets you set it up so you get a reminder for whenever I go live with LPFWA rather than having to opt in to every single event. In addition to giving you the exact time in your timezone which is the main reason I put these here. But there’s features.
Of course you’ll also have the honor to vote on who gets to be the fourth wheel in the legendary THREE WAY AT SACRIFICE
#1 Buscus Brawl
#2 Just a friendly garbage exhibition.
#3 Bunny Championship :3
#4 LPFWA Women’s Championship No. 1 Contender Match.
Intermission: LPFWA vs. The Universehttps://goo.gl/forms/C4llGdXWKCd53Fzq2 vs. Samoa Joe vs. Kurt Angle vs. Scott Steiner
#5 Tag Team Match.
Main Event: Kawaii Championship
right buscus…gameface must be rid o it. before it drives me mental…well mentaler
ah say…ah say boy, you did the right thing sacrificing yourself so bonepimp can rejoin his comrades.
who the -bleep- are you
Just a part of your whiskey addled brain boy. The tiny man inside whispering to you. and ah say to you boy to shove your hand in Smythes chest and rip his spine out
um isn’t he a ghost
don’t tell me you believe that drunk fools kayfabe bull boy. next you’ll think that you put on your thick accent cause thats how you think people outside of scotland thin scots speak…now drink boy and prepare
um yes mr voice in mah heid
IGgy
May 12, 2018, 8:46pm
#151
Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen
1st Match: Angus McMutton © vs. Woolsey Smythe for The Buscus
WARNING THIS POST CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR TONIGHTS SHOW DO NOT HIGHLIGHT UNTIL YOU HAVE SEEN IT.
This wis it…consider the broken mangled twisted desicrated bodies of The ghost and that wee bampot Tommy as my first shot in mah crusade. I will bring Hope and despair tae the moon. Hope of nae mair of that drunken twat iggys asinine booking and despair tae anyone stupid enough tae get in mah way…you must be scared o me iggy tae even take the pieces of silver in order to dare team up wie that living trash machine Rendar. Exile me frae thon tag teams…ye dare take me away from my friends at the warriors or mah boys in the sinners. i dinnae need help to shove a bottle of jargir doon yuir song hole.
IGgy
May 13, 2018, 9:37pm
#153
LPFWA 2k18 Episode #26 - Loss, Powerlessness, Failure, Wrestling, Angst
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Oh, crap! I forgot to post the match card yesterday and on wednesday! Well…usual time, of course . Only this link now links you to the page for the “series” which to my understanding lets you set it up so you get a reminder for whenever I go live with LPFWA rather than having to opt in to every single event. In addition to giving you the exact time in your timezone which is the main reason I put these here. But there’s features.
Of course you’ll also have the honor to vote on who gets to be the fourth wheel in the legendary THREE WAY AT SACRIFICE
#1 Buscus Brawl
#2 Just a friendly garbage exhibition.
#3 Bunny Championship :3
#4 LPFWA Women’s Championship No. 1 Contender Match.
Intermission: LPFWA vs. The Universehttps://goo.gl/forms/C4llGdXWKCd53Fzq2 vs. Samoa Joe vs. Kurt Angle vs. Scott Steiner
#5 Tag Team Match.
Main Event: Kawaii Championship
yerpalhal:
don’t tell me you believe that drunk fools kayfabe bull boy. next you’ll think that you put on your thick accent cause thats how you think people outside of scotland thin scots speak…now drink boy and prepare
#1 Buscus Brawl
Angus wins against the ghost
Scene: IGgy is mad that Angus is incapable of dedicating himself to just one tag-team and bans him from tag-team wrestling while also vowing to take matters into his own hands by aligning with the devil himself to form a tag team.
#2 Just a friendly garbage exhibition.
Garbo wins!!! Oh, Girl, I mean Garbo Girl!
Scene: Fruity hypes himself up a bit before the match to remind himself that he can indeed hug
#3 Bunny Championship :3
It’s possible that Fruity may have overcome his weird hugless slump. Oh, and fruity got thrown around by an invisible force once…
Scene: Angus goes fucking mental and murders tommy backstage then cuts a promo on… I didn’t understand a word.
#4 LPFWA Women’s Championship No. 1 Contender Match.
At one point Nadira was going for a 450 but Val dodged at the last moment to taunt…
Intermission: LPFWA vs. The Universe
So, basically all our guys got eliminated first and then Joe, Kurt and Scott had a three-way at sacrifice.
#5 Tag Team Match.
IGgy’s mystery partner was none other than Dash Fucking Rendar himself and together they tore it down!!! Like… IGgy literally tore them all down . That moment, of course, was immediately followed by this . They won, though. IGgy and Dash won.
Main Event: Kawaii Championship
What a true David vs. Goliath type match. Konami threw everything she got at Tolvie but Tolvie just ignores it and wins. That’s how the story goes, right?
yerpalhal:
Mah name is Angus Mcmutton and ah am a mad mental drunk bastard. noo whas next?
Hey, a win! I’ll take that! Now to show the rest of the LPFWA women’s division the true meaning of Dumpster Diving! This is the going to the last win that my Lita clone will ever have, isn’t it?
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IGgy
May 16, 2018, 8:14pm
#155
Here we are again! show will be Saturday, same time as always You can also vote on someone to finally put down the Three Way at Sacrifice
#1 Buscus Brawl
#2 Three-Way
#3 Singles Match
Intermission: LPFWA vs. The Universehttps://goo.gl/forms/RZtHgSEYiQrPLFTy2 vs. Samoa Joe vs. Kurt Angle vs. Scott Steiner
#4 Bunny Championship :3
#5 Kawaii No. 1 Contender Match
Main Event: Co-Comm Championship
IGgy
May 18, 2018, 12:12am
#156
All right. Have to reschedule this week’s show to next week due to plans that have since been made. There will be social interaction but there won’t be video game wrestling.
So we’ll skip this week and resume next week
I’ll probably do what I did last time I skipped a week, which means stats and shit. I might even try to recap some stuff that happened? No promises there but there’ll be something.
“The Hugrule Warriors will always be ready to throw down with the Unlikely Roommates! Be ready to defend that belt with all you got!”