[FINISHED] LPFWA 2k18 - Killing the Business Since 2013

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#161

Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Match 1: Woolsey Smythe © vs. The Masked Man for the Buscus
Match 2: Link vs. Kylo R3n vs. The Maj3stic Goat-Man vs. Tommy Wis3au
Intermission 1: IGgy vs. Fruitsniffer (Fire Pro Wrestling World)
Match 3: Konami Kouda vs. DivineCoffeeBinge
Intermission 2: Palpatine vs. Samoa Joe vs. Kurt Angle vs. Scott Steiner
Match 4: Lotus Aura vs. Fruitsniffer © for the Bunny Title :3
Match 5: Nadira vs. Yelizaveta RN
Intermission 3: Random Madness in Fire Pro Wrestling World
Main Event: Los Borrachos vs. Hugrule Warriors © for the Co-Comm titles

I’ve made all characters I made myself before I even started this LPFWA season. about when the game first launched in Early Access. I made some other characters from the previous LPFWA too (Punchy, Fred Hope, Jumpy based on her Anime form from Season 1). What I remember from then is that the character creator is kind of hard to work with. To make someone wear a slong sleeve shirt, for instance, you have to first find a fitting “shirt” part for the torso, then for the upper and lower arms. It’s limited in weird ways which require you to rely on the imagination of whoevers looking at the character. The text on Fruity’s belly, for instance is a diamond. As far as the movelist goes I have no real complaints except that you can’t just (at the time of release) copy a moveset from someone else and use that as a base to alter. FPWW also allows to tweak stuff like AI behaviour which is interesting, provided you can figure it out.

Some of you might now ask yourselves if LPFWA will make a jump to Fire Pro Wrestling World at some point. And it’s not impossible. Depends on how long I’ll keep it going. I’d also have to familiarize myself with its creation suite some more. It would certainly be easier for people to submit their own stuff.


#162

LPFWA 2k18 Episode #27 - Link Pineapple Face Withstands Anything
Episode Title by ZephyrWhisper

Deathmaster780: Loser Palpatine Fucking Wins! Amazing!
divinecoffeebinge: Let’s Ply Fruitsniffer With Alcohol
ZephyrWhisper: Link Pineapple Face Withstands Anything
divinecoffeebinge: Larcenous, Powerful, Fat Wrestlers Attack!

And since we didn’t get a show last week have some numbers and facts, some of which may be fun.

I’ve made all characters I made myself before I even started this LPFWA season. about when the game first launched in Early Access. I made some other characters from the previous LPFWA too (Punchy, Fred Hope, Jumpy based on her Anime form from Season 1). What I remember from then is that the character creator is kind of hard to work with. To make someone wear a slong sleeve shirt, for instance, you have to first find a fitting “shirt” part for the torso, then for the upper and lower arms. It’s limited in weird ways which require you to rely on the imagination of whoevers looking at the character. The text on Fruity’s belly, for instance is a diamond. As far as the movelist goes I have no real complaints except that you can’t just (at the time of release) copy a moveset from someone else and use that as a base to alter. FPWW also allows to tweak stuff like AI behaviour which is interesting, provided you can figure it out.


#163

This Saturday we’ll have us a Beach Party!
And since the Three-Way was finally defeated we get to pick a new opponent, as well as who gets to try their hand at them.

I also made this for possible future use:

In any case, here’s the match card:

#1 8-Way Chaos
Schir vs. anilEhilated vs. Macro Man Keynes vs. Bone Pimp vs. Lotus Aura vs. a tree vs. IGgy vs. Stone Cold Boss Man Nakamura

#2 Kawaii Championship
Nadira vs. Tolvie ©

#3 Singles Match
Yelizaveta RN vs. DivineCoffeeBinge

#4 LP Superstar Championship
Lore Convoluter vs. Toad ©

#5 Bunny Championship
Palpatine vs. Fruitsniffer ©

#6 Co-Commentary Title - Hell in a Cell
First oRa vs. Hugrule Warriors

#7 “Grudge” Match - 15-Minute Iron Man Table Match
Angus McMutton vs. Tommy Wiseau

Intermission: LPFWA vs. The Universe
https://goo.gl/forms/j2jSuDK22yhl8SVH3

#8 LPFWA Championship
Goldberg vs. Nuffkins ©

Main Event: LPFWA Women’s Championship
Valerie Easton vs. Hell-Ena ©


#164

Nae jokes, nar larks, just fifteen minutes o shoving some nice wood doon yuir throat Tommy my mukkar. When i’m done wie ye I am coming fir ye next Iggy and hiding behind yerpalhal and that either handsome fella ye dae the comms wie will nae save ye. As for prat Rendar…i’m gonna dae a reverse lore and decanonise ye frae the lpfwa archives.

noo excuse me i mist psyche myself up…


#165

Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Match 1: Eight-Way Chaos
Match 2: Nadira vs. Tolvie © for the Kawaii Title
Match 3: Yelizaveta RN vs. DivineCoffeeBinge
Match 4: Lore Convoluter vs. Toad © for the LP Superstar Title
Match 5: Palpatine vs. Fruitsniffer © for the Bunny Title :3
Match 6: First oRa vs. Hugrule Warriors © for the Co-Comm Title
Match 7: Angus McMutton vs. Tommy Wiseau
Intermission: Lotus Aura vs. Shane McMahon
Match 8: Goldberg vs. Nuffkins © for the LPFWA Title
Main Event: Valerie Easton vs. Hell-Ena © for the LPFWA Women’s Title


#166

Boy howdy were you ever the table.


#167

well i wasn’t lying I WAS the table


#168

LPFWA 2k18 Episode #28 - Beach Party
Lousy PlayStation Ffffffffffffailure, Wrestling Aborted (nine-gear crow)

divinecoffeebinge: Lacking Pants, Fracturing Wood. Angus!
ZephyrWhisper: Local Performer Fighting With Asslesschaps
divinecoffeebinge: Languidly Punishing Freaky Wiseau’s Ass
divinecoffeebinge: Lady Performer Foreplay is Weirdly Arousing


#169

By this point you all know the deal:

Next show will be Saturday, 23:00 GMT+2 Click link to have that converted into your local timezone.
And of course, let’s vote on who gets to face Shane O Mac

Here’s the match card:

#1 Buscus Brawl
The Masked Man © vs. Link

#2 Singles Match
Lady of the Lancet vs. Kara the Punch Wizard

#3 Singles Match
Lore Convoluter vs. Schir

#4 Bunny Championship :3
Macro Man Keynes vs. Fruitsniffer ©

Intermission: LPFWA vs. The Universe
https://goo.gl/forms/reN9dwMS6m5nvZA33 vs. Shane McMahon

#5 Hardcore Match
Tolvie vs. Hell-Ena

#6 Co-Comm Championship
Third Street Sinners vs. First oRa ©

We’ll celebrate pride month by changing up the arena for the regular shows until the PPV


#170

El Catire Arrecho is sitting at the top of the arena’s ramp.
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“Saludos a todos en la luna, and everyone watching at home too, it’s your friend El Catire Arrecho, here to bring you a message, so I want you all to listen to me, and digest what I’m about to say. Sometime after I started here, for some reason, people started acting like I was debuting every time I fought, even when I held one of the belts! So I’m here to tell you all that I’ve had en-A LA MIERDA”

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A figure emerges from the portal.

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“Finally, I’ve arrived at this stinking den of evil, the hiding place of Lolth’s Pantheon of Fallen Warrior Assassins, or the LPFWA, as they apparently call themselves, now I can finally begin my quest to eradicate these pests, or I am not Kara, The Punch Wizard”


#171

Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Match 1: The Masked Man © vs. Link for the Buscus
Match 2: Lady of the Lancet vs. Kara the Punch Wizard
Match 3: Lore Convoluter vs. Schir
Match 4: Macro Man Keynes vs. Fruitsniffer © for the Bunny Title :3
Intermission: Thundercat Chris Pine vs. Shane McMahon
Match 5: Tolvie vs. Hell-Ena
Main Event: Third Street Sinners vs. First oRa © for the Co-Comm Titles


#172

LPFWA 2k18 Episode #29 - Loving Pride For Wrestlers Anywhere


#173

Let’s go! On Saturday in the usual place at the usual time we’ll head into our 30th show this season. This is a pretty decent milestune. The previous season had 32 episodes. Another big milestone we just happen to be reaching with our next PPV. The show after that will mark the Anniversary of LPFWA. The first ever episode aired on July 6th 2013 (but is labeled as July 7th for some reason).

And oh, right, you are welcome to vote on the Bonus match for this week as well. We need to find a new opponent as well as who’s gonna challenge them. Additionally you can vote on match types now. If the match-up renders a match type invalid I’ll resort to something that’s either close to that or a regular match, if need be.

The match card, of course, is below.

#1 Buscus Brawl
The Masked Man vs. Kylo Ren

#2 Table Elimination Tag
Los Borrachos vs. Haunted Forest

#3 Singles Match, No Count-Out
Jumpy-Chan vs. Divine Coffee Binge

#4 Bunny Championship
Thundercat Chris Pine vs. Fruitsniffer

#5 Three-Way
Garbo Girl vs. Hell-Ena vs. Kara The Punch Wizard

Intermission: LPFWA vs. The Universe
https://goo.gl/forms/BlvZdQF5ZkYc0pfu1

Main Event: LP Superstar Championship
D the Destroyer vs. Toad


#174

Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Match 1: Masked Man © vs. Kylo Ren for the Buscus
Match 2: Los Borrachos vs. Haunted Forest
Match 3: Jumpy-Chan vs. DivineCoffeeBinge
Match 4: Thundercat Chris Pine vs. Fruitsniffer © for the Bunny Title :3
Match 5: Garbo Girl vs. Hell-Ena vs. Kara the Punch Wizard
Intermission: DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Ronda Rousey
Main Event: D the Destroyer vs. Toad © for the LP Superstar Title


#175

LPFWA 2k18 Episode #30 - Ladies Pummeling Faces While Airborne
Episode Title by DivineCoffeeBinge


#176

Not a total loss for Garbo. Still surviving longer than I thought and managed to get a few good hits in. Hope springs eternal for another win.


#177

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“Hmpf, I must admit, I was expecting more from Lolth’s supposedly elite forces, but if this is all two of your former champions could manage, perhaps I may have overestimated you all. Soon, I’ll free all these people that are being forced to watch this horrifying ritual, and return them safely to their homes.”


#178

I forgot to post the match card these past two days. Shame on me.
The show will happen in the usual time at the usual place

Unfortunately this means there’s no time to vote on the next Bonus match. So I got you two bonus matches in Fire Pro Wrestling World again.

Match Card:
#1 Buscus Brawl
The Masked Man © vs. John Cena

#2 Four-Way - No. 1 Contender Match for the Kawaii Title
Garbo Barba vs. Samus vs. DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Konami Kouda

#3 Singles Match
Angus McMutton vs. Dr. Ham

Intermission: Fire Pro Wrestling World
Krimsh vs. Punchy

#4 Bunny Championship :3
a tree vs. Fruitsniffer ©

#5 Hardcore Match
Kara the Punch Wizard vs. Tolvie

Intermission: Fire Pro Wrestling World
Kung Fu Mari vs. seven random people

#6 Kawaii Championship
Jumpy-Chan vs. Nadira ©


#179

-somewhere secret where palpatines training which may or may not be canon and is instead in angus head begins-

bane

Mr Mcmutton You don’t fear death… You welcome it. Your punishment must be more severe.

Is this a rib…Iggy are ye behind this,did ye spike mah tru bru stash

bane

I must torture your soul mr mcmutton

this isnae funny anymore…where am i this isnae the lpfwa locker room

bane

Home, where I learned the truth about despair, as will you. There’s a reason why this prison is the worst hell on earth… Hope. Every man who has ventured here over the centuries has looked up to the light and imagined climbing to freedom. So easy… So simple… And like shipwrecked men turning to sea water from uncontrollable thirst, many have died trying. I learned here that there can be no true despair without hope. So, as I terrorize the lpfwa, I will feed its people hope to poison their souls. I will let them believe they can survive so that you can watch them clamoring over each other to “stay in the sun.” You can watch me torture an entire city and when you have truly understood the depth of your failure, we will fulfill Palpatines destiny… We will destroy the lpfwa and then, when it is done and the lpfwa is ashes, then you have my permission to die

this wis fun but i goat tae fight a chiropractor tonight but dinnae ye worry i’ll gie his broken body tae ye cause hes certainly gonna need spinal treatment when i’m finished wie him


#180

Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Match 1: The Masked Man © vs. John Cena for the Buscus
Match 2: Garbo Barba vs. Samus vs. DCB vs. Konami
Match 3: Angus McMutton vs. Dr. Ham
FPWW: Krimsh vs. Punchy
Match 4: A tree vs. Fruitsniffer © for the Bunny Title :3
Match 5: Kara TPW vs. Tolvie
FPWW: Eight-Way Chaos feat. Kung-Fu Mari
Main Event: Jumpy-Chan vs. Nadira © for the Kawaii Title