Scene: Goat has a serious talk about the losing streak with Bone Pimp. Then Chris Pine comes and says “Meow, that’s right.”
#1 Buscus Brawl
Bone Pimp © vs. Dr. Ham
The streak continues! Bone Pimp takes up the loss!
Samus vs. Lady of the Lancet vs. Konami Kouda
Samus wrecks everybody beautifully and gets to challenge for the Kawaii Title next week!
#3 Hardcore Match
Garbo Girl vs. Yelizaveta RN
Yelizaveta does what she does best. Make people unable to get up anymore.
Scene: Palpy talks about his revenge plans against various people
#4 Bunny Championship :3
Lore Convoluter vs. Kylo Ren ©
Kylo retains, but not without Face’s interference. Palpy would be proud if he wasn’t so mad about this.
a tree vs. Freddie Hope
Woah! That went on for a while, but Freddie eventually got tree down for the 1… 2… 3…
Intermission: LPFWA vs. The Universe
Dash Rendar vs. Samoa Joe vs. Kurt Angle vs. Scott Steiner
[spoiler]Normally if you go one on one with another wrestler you got a fifty fifty chance of winning. But Dash is a genetic freak and he’s not normal, so you got a 100% at least at beat him. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chance of winning drastic go up, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can’t beat me so he’s not even gonna try. But then he pins me anyway and I’m sad. The numbers don’t lie, they are 1, 2, 3.
Main Event: LP Superstar Championship
D the Destroyer vs. Palpatine ©
D wins by countout, which means Palpy retains through Championship’s advantage yadda yadda.
Scene: Nuffkins announces an open challenge, Fred Hope answers[/spoiler]
YerPalHal issues a FOIT ME M8 challenge to IGgy, who is the reigning champion as Stone Cold Boss Man Nakamura