IGgy
March 28, 2018, 9:34pm
#114
Okay! This Saturday we’ll have us a Toxx Party . There won’t be Toxxes. Well, you can make Toxxes if you want but uh…
Vote on who gets to face Macho Man this time! He took out four of our guys already.
#1 Eight-Way Elimination
El Catire Arrecho vs. Face vs. John Cena vs. anilEhilated vs. Tommy Wiseau vs. The Masked Man vs. Lotus Aura vs. Dr. Ham
#2 Bunny Championship :3
Toad vs. D the Destroyer ©
#3 Co-Comm Championships
Third Street Sinners vs. Freddie Hope and Flamander ©
#4 Kawaii Championship
Tolvie vs. Jumpy-Chan ©
#5 How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb? (TLC)
IGgy vs. Fruitsniffer vs. Angus McMutton vs. Dash Rendar
#6 LP Superstar Championship
Kylo Ren vs. Palpatine ©
Intermission: LPFWA vs. the Universe
https://goo.gl/forms/SvTBMqJGMBG1ENs03 vs. Macho Man Randy Savage
#7 Women’s Tournament Qualifier
Garbo Girl vs. DivineCoffeeBinge
Main Event: LPFWA Championship
A tree vs. nuffkinsVEVO ©
Blimey! wotcher cock frui’y me good friend. Let us toast ter da dearf ov dash rendar an’ da return ov yaaahr smile as we get yaaahr ‘uggin’ groove back me son. Nuff said, yeah?
,
Lawd above! da ‘ell is dis is me translator on da fritz. I should go up da stairs ter da bar…err iggys office an’ enquire whats goin’ on. , innit.
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“An eight-way elimination match?! Este podria ser el desafio mas grande al que me he enfrentado… But I will face it head-on! Or my name is not El Catire Arrecho!”
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IGgy
March 31, 2018, 8:44pm
#117
Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen
1st Man Elimination Eight-Way Elimination BIG CHAOS
2nd Match: Toad vs. D the Destroyer for the Bunny Title :3
3rd Match: Third Street Sinners vs. Fred Hope and Flamander for the Co-Comm titles
4th Match: Tolvie vs. Jumpy-Chan for the Kawaii Title
5th Match: IGgy vs. Fruity vs. Angus vs. Dash Rendar
6th Match: Kylo Ren vs. Palpatine for the LP Superstar Title
Intermission: A tree vs. Macho Man Randy Savage
7th Match: Garbo Girl vs. DivineCoffeeBinge
Main Event: A tree vs. nuffkinsVEVO for the LPFWA Title
-oor pal leans on a bar necking down some beer-
I get it now. I get Iggys whole life is pain stuff now. I wanted Dash, I got him but I still got screwed by life. God I wish I was wie the hugrule warriors they seem mostly happy. Well sides from fruitsniffer guy needs a hug…gods I need a hug…
-smashes his bottle-
Barkeep another the strang stuff this time
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IGgy
April 2, 2018, 11:32am
#119
LPFWA 2k18 Episode #20 - TOXX PARTAY - (Twitch VOD)
Losers Pull off Frustrating Win. Ass! - nine-gear crow
Let’s Punch Flamander With Abandon - Felinoid
Leader Probated For Wasted Ambition - nine-gear crow (hahahahahah, nice try crow!)
Long-trusted Popular Faces Welcoming Animosity - DCB
IGgy IGsen" post="482604660:
Okay! This Saturday we’ll have us a Toxx Party . There won’t be Toxxes. Well, you can make Toxxes if you want but uh…
Vote on who gets to face Macho Man this time! He took out four of our guys already.
#1 Eight-Way Elimination
El Catire Arrecho vs. Face vs. John Cena vs. anilEhilated vs. Tommy Wiseau vs. The Masked Man vs. Lotus Aura vs. Dr. Ham
#2 Bunny Championship :3
Toad vs. D the Destroyer ©
#3 Co-Comm Championships
Third Street Sinners vs. Freddie Hope and Flamander ©
#4 Kawaii Championship
Tolvie vs. Jumpy-Chan ©
#5 How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb? (TLC)
IGgy vs. Fruitsniffer vs. Angus McMutton vs. Dash Rendar
#6 LP Superstar Championship
Kylo Ren vs. Palpatine ©
Intermission: LPFWA vs. the Universe
https://goo.gl/forms/SvTBMqJGMBG1ENs03 vs. Macho Man Randy Savage
#7 Women’s Tournament Qualifier
Garbo Girl vs. DivineCoffeeBinge
Main Event: LPFWA Championship
A tree vs. nuffkinsVEVO ©
yerpalhal:
Blimey! wotcher cock frui’y me good friend. Let us toast ter da dearf ov dash rendar an’ da return ov yaaahr smile as we get yaaahr ‘uggin’ groove back me son. Nuff said, yeah?
,
Lawd above! da ‘ell is dis is me translator on da fritz. I should go up da stairs ter da bar…err iggys office an’ enquire whats goin’ on. , innit.
VolticSurge" post="482605549:
Old man, it appears our fated duel approaches. If you’re afraid,feel free to back down. But if not…Slams fists together I’m going Qrow Branwen on your ass.
So, getting drunk and spewing stilted exposition?
FOR THE LOVE OF …whatever we worship. The Force,I guess. Anyway dude, not cool.
Oh, and don’t forget plowing your sis-
NOT FUCKING COOL!
What? It runs in the family.
Hitlers Gay Secret" post="482607074:
: You got a championship coming up, don’t mess this up Toad.You can do this.
: You’rea gonna mess this up.
: NO I WON’T MARIO! NO I WON’T!
Scene: The Hugrule Warriors and their antics, I guess
#1 Eight-Way Elimination
El Catire Arrecho vs. Face vs. John Cena vs. anilEhilated vs. Tommy Wiseau vs. The Masked Man vs. Lotus Aura vs. Dr. Ham
anil somehow survived seven people
#2 Bunny Championship :3
Toad vs. D the Destroyer ©
Toad is da best but… D is da bestest. D retains
#3 Co-Comm Championships
Third Street Sinners vs. Freddie Hope and Flamander ©
Wow, what an upset. The Third Street Sinners make a strong first impression by taking the titles home
Scene: Bone Pimp gets told off for being at ringside despite being the Buscus champ. Deadly sin, possibly a third street sin.
#4 Kawaii Championship
Tolvie vs. Jumpy-Chan ©
Tolvie smashes Jumpy and becomes the new Kawaii champion
#5 How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb? (TLC)
IGgy vs. Fruitsniffer vs. Angus McMutton vs. Dash Rendar
What a trainwreck! IGgy wins!
Scene: Kylo announces the formation of the First ORA and palpy is sad and tells Kylo that he’ll show him is Hot Bod ™ too. He then does exactly that.
#6 LP Superstar Championship
Kylo Ren vs. Palpatine ©
Palpy proves that he knows the power of the Dark Side better than Kylo, retaining the LP Superstar title
Scene Betrayal! Face sides with Kylo and Palpy lies down broken
Intermission: LPFWA vs. the Universe
A tree vs. Macho Man Randy Savage
Yes, indeed, the tree beats the Macho Man!
#7 Women’s Tournament Qualifier
Garbo Girl vs. DivineCoffeeBinge
DCB wins! By countout… BUT SHE WINS
Main Event: LPFWA Championship
A tree vs. nuffkinsVEVO ©
Nuffkins wins once more proving not only that he’s stronger than a tree but by extension that he’s stronger than Macho Man Randy Savage. Can Nuffkins ever be defeated???
yerpalhal:
-oor pal leans on a bar necking down some beer-
I get it now. I get Iggys whole life is pain stuff now. I wanted Dash, I got him but I still got screwed by life. God I wish I was wie the hugrule warriors they seem mostly happy. Well sides from fruitsniffer guy needs a hug…gods I need a hug…
-smashes his bottle-
Barkeep another the strang stuff this time
I’d like to personally thank Macho Man for joining us on commentary all those times, you will be missed sir!
IGgy
April 4, 2018, 9:18pm
#121
All right!
This saturday we’ll have a tournament to determine the inaugural LPFWA Women’s Champion.
Because it’s 10 matches, as long as a PPV WITH a bonus match I will just not have a bonus match this week.
Here’s the bracket!
Who do you think would win the entire thing?
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Samus. That Arm Cannon and the Triple Power Bomb are a force to be reckoned with. Also, IGgy, I think Garbo Girl wants a rematch with DCB. Something went down between her and ref and think they are still fighting that one out. She requested that it specifically be a Hardcore Match and if that can’t be fulfilled, she’s coming after you IGgy.
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IGgy
April 7, 2018, 8:45pm
#123
IGgy
April 8, 2018, 1:57pm
#124
LPFWA 2k18 Episode #21 - Ladies Pummeling For Whiskey-addled Administration - (Twitch VOD)
Ladies Pummeling For Wiskey-addled Administration - DivineCoffeeBinge
Well, here’s the results in image form. This show was a mess and nothing is fine.
Scene:
Rather Watch Them" post="482914675:
Well… At least the Rara plot worked. That Potion of the Incorporeal was effective, but… I have to wonder if it was worth it.
Congrats Nadira , you earned it. I think. The back half of the tournament is kind of a blur.
DivineCoffeeBinge" post="482914794:
So from what I understand, there has been Timeline Fuckery.
This calls for my new brew, Crisis On Infinite Coffees! An infinity of caffeine in a single unified continuity mug!
Raramuffin" post="482933000:
This is probably the most favorable outcome for me, if you think about it. :3
… help, please. this is very uncomfortable. <:3
DivineCoffeeBinge" post="483051261:
I don’t… I mean, can we open the trunk? Will that work?
Is… is the trunk a part of her now?
No, that can’t be it; the trunk would have bunny ears if that was a thing. Um…
IGgy
April 11, 2018, 6:06pm
#125
All right! A normal show again… well, what is normal after the last one?
It will be on Saturday, as usual and there will be matches!
Since the Macho Man was defeated last time we need to vote on a new adversary cast your vote on who we’ll fight and who gets to challenge them here
#1 Buscus Brawl
Bone Pimp © vs. Fruitsniffer
#2 Singles Match
Konami Kouda vs. Garbo Girl
#3 Singles Match
anilEhilated vs. Macro Man Keynes
#4 Bunny Title
Kylo Ren vs. D the Destroyer ©
#5 Co-Comm Championship
Unlikely Roommates vs. Third Street Sinners ©
Intermission: LPFWA vs. The Universe
https://goo.gl/forms/UpmLBChDQnM9Anwi2
Main Event: Kawaii Championship
DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Tolvie ©
Our first ever LPFWA Champion Hell-ENAdira will make an appearance too!
Oh dear, the timelines have started converging, turning Hell-Ena & Nadira into one entity.
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crisis on infinite wrestling federations
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IGgy
April 14, 2018, 8:45pm
#128
Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen
1st Match: Bone Pimp © vs. Fruitsniffer for the Buscus
2nd Match: Konami Kouda vs. Garbo Girl
3rd Match: anilEhilated vs. Macro Man Keynes
4th Match Kylo Ren vs. D the Destroyer © for the Bunny Title :3
5th Match: Unlikely Roomates vs. Third Street Sinners © for the Co-Comm Titles
Intermission: Fruity and Thundercat Chris Pine vs. Hiromu Takahashi and Daryl
Main Event: DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Tolvie © for the Kawaii Title
don’t worry lads i know yuir missing bonepimp but me and tommy will send ye two tae meet him soon
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IGgy
April 15, 2018, 9:33pm
#130
LPFWA 2k18 Episode #22 - Losers Pinned From Whiskey Addict - (Twitch VOD)
Deathmaster780: Losers Pinned From Whiskey Addict
nine gear-crow: Lethal Piledriver Fractures Wiseau’s Apex
Scene 1: Hell-En… I mean Nadira, The LPFWA Women’s Champ comes to the ring to talk a bit about her achievement but then Hell-Ena the LPFWA Women’s Champ comes in and is upset that there’s two titles… I dunno. They’ll have a match to unify the belts as well as the timelines at the next PPV.
#1 Buscus Brawl
Bone Pimp © vs. Fruitsniffer
#2 Singles Match
Konami Kouda vs. Garbo Girl
Konami basically kicked around Garbo for a while
#3 Singles Match
anilEhilated vs. Macro Man Keynes
anil picks up the win via pinfall after a lot of back and forth.
#4 Bunny Title
Kylo Ren vs. D the Destroyer ©
Kylo, in his new edgelord outfit, beats D for the cute title :3
#5 Co-Comm Championship
Unlikely Roommates vs. Third Street Sinners ©
As unlikely as their being roommates is, they are also unlikely champions. But sometimes unlikely things happen. Like this time
Intermission: LPFWA vs. The Universe
Fruity and TCP vs. Hiromu and Daryl
Fruity and Chis Pine win, Fruity went nuts at the end and secured the pinfall.
Main Event: Kawaii Championship
DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Tolvie ©
DCB tried. But Tolvie is still champion
Hmmm, I think it’s time we put Garbo Girl in the Hyperbolic Time Crate for some training. She seems mighty distracted by something. She needs to learn how to fight without items strewn around her.
Damn it Girl, if your going to lose, at least make it entertaining and have some back and forth. Not cool to see you get steamrolled everytime.
Angus is sadly passed out from a drunken stupor after his victory he did ask me to send this along to the lpfwa universe as an accurate representation of his feelings.
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IGgy
April 19, 2018, 11:02pm
#133
It’s time again for LPFWA!
Join me again this Saturday, at the usual wrestle time on the usual wrestle-channel.
It’s the last show before THE BIG SHOW which is the name of the next PPV because I couldn’t really think of anything. The WWE wrestler Big Show is probably gonna show up.
You can vote on the bonus match here!
#1 Buscus Brawl
Bone Pimp © vs. Dr. Ham
#2 3-Way
Samus vs. Lady of the Lancet vs. Konami Kouda
#3 Hardcore Match
Garbo Girl vs. Yelizaveta RN
#4 Bunny Championship :3
Lore Convoluter vs. Kylo Ren ©
#5 Singles
a tree vs. Freddie Hope
Intermission: LPFWA vs. The Universe
https://goo.gl/forms/C2CmdthMYHU1cFky1
Main Event: LP Superstar Championship
D the Destroyer vs. Palpatine ©