[FINISHED] LPFWA 2k18 - Killing the Business Since 2013

Vanderlyle · March 11, 2018, 1:13pm

VMqnXZY "Well uh, maybe challenging a legendary wrestler for my debut wasn’t such a great idea…but you got a win yourself, Fruity! That’s good, right?

IGgy · March 14, 2018, 10:40pm

Next show will be on Saturday, 17th May at this time. It’s a Twitch event so you can set a reminder if you like.

30 Minutes before that a Twitch “Premiere” featuring LPFWAs first ever Match from some time in 2013. Since there was no commentary originally it will feature kind of director’s commentary in post by me. It is Sabateini vs. Schir (not as I claimed multiple times Fruitsniffer vs. Schir). Much like the above link, this is also a Twitch Event.

And of course you get to pick an opponent for Macho Man Randy Savage again if you go here

The match card for this week’s show, of course, is below.

#1 Buscus Brawl
Bone Pimp © vs. Face

#2 Singles Match
Angus Mcmutton vs. Macro Man Keynes

#3 Three-Way
Yelizaveta RN vs. Tolvie vs. Garbo Barba

#4 Bunny Championship :3
D the Destroyer vs. Flamander ©

Intermission: LPFWA vs. The Universe
https://goo.gl/forms/kpSln5LtqPWHgYxD3 vs. Macho Man Randy Savage

#5 Singles Match
Woolsey Smythe vs. Dr. Ham

Main Event: Kawaii Championship
Samus vs. Jumpy-Chan ©

yerpalhal · March 15, 2018, 8:43am

So that dream frae last week wis a warning fae MEDB hersel instead o the macho man I get tae fight the poundland version of him. Bring it oan auld man you face the full might of a warrior with the power of SETANTA and the full unbridled rage o BELATUCADROS himsel…

IGgy · March 17, 2018, 9:47pm

Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen
1st Match: Bone Pimp © vs. Face for the Buscus
2nd Match: Angus McMutton vs. Macro Man Keynes
3rd Match: Yelizaveta RN vs. Tolvie vs. Garbo Barba
4th Match: D the Destroyer vs. Flamander © for the Bunny Title :3
Intermission: IGgy vs. Macho Man Randy Savage
5th Match: Woolsey Smythe vs. Dr. Ham
Main Event: Samus vs. Jumpy-Chan © for the Kawaii Title

yerpalhal · March 18, 2018, 3:08am

The day`s promo is translated fur yer buzz

Todays promo is translated for your pleasure

Sae th’ macro jimmy bested me. This displeases me ‘n’ mah celtic gods ‘n’ o’ couse th’ tru bru. Ah wis warned o’ this calamity in mah dreams ‘n’ dingyed it.

so the macro man bested me. This displeases me and my celtic gods and of couse the tru bru. I was warned of this calamity in my dreams and ignored it.

Bit och jimmy ah git th’ fud rendar at th’ neist ppv. A’m aff tae murdurr ye dash. A’m aff tae choap ye intae bits. Bake ye intae a steak bake ‘n’ serve ye tae th’ neist nerf herder wha annoys me

but oh man i get the ******* Rendar at the next ppv. I am going to kill you Dash. I am going to chop you into bits. bake you into a steak bake and serve you to the next nerf herder who annoys me

Noo tae spout random gibberish as ah scouk a plug fur mah managers foremaist lets speil mirk clood comin’ soon tae th’ lp zone as soon as his commentary bidie in gets his heid oot o’ his bahookie ‘n’ we git mair than six bits recorded in advance. Aye he is making me say this. His haun reaches ferr far up mah kilt. A’m his puppet

???

IGgy · March 18, 2018, 11:27pm

Episode #18 - Look! Pilot Flammando Winged Angel! - (Twitch VOD)
Pre-Show: Vintage LPFWA '13 - Humble Beginnings (Sabateini vs. Schir)

YT version might not be processed yet but the Twitch VOD is there as always as a backup.

Look! Pilot Flammando Winged Angel! - Zephyr

IGgy IGsen" post="482164885:

Next show will be on Saturday, 17th May at this time. It’s a Twitch event so you can set a reminder if you like.

30 Minutes before that a Twitch “Premiere” featuring LPFWAs first ever Match from some time in 2013. Since there was no commentary originally it will feature kind of director’s commentary in post by me. It is Sabateini vs. Schir (not as I claimed multiple times Fruitsniffer vs. Schir). Much like the above link, this is also a Twitch Event.

And of course you get to pick an opponent for Macho Man Randy Savage again if you go here

The match card for this week’s show, of course, is below.

#1 Buscus Brawl
Bone Pimp © vs. Face

#2 Singles Match
Angus Mcmutton vs. Macro Man Keynes

#3 Three-Way
Yelizaveta RN vs. Tolvie vs. Garbo Barba

#4 Bunny Championship :3
D the Destroyer vs. Flamander ©

Intermission: LPFWA vs. The Universe
https://goo.gl/forms/kpSln5LtqPWHgYxD3 vs. Macho Man Randy Savage

#5 Singles Match
Woolsey Smythe vs. Dr. Ham

Main Event: Kawaii Championship
Samus vs. Jumpy-Chan ©

IGgy:

Scene: Palpatine berates Face for having to compete for the Buscus

#1 Buscus Brawl
Bone Pimp © vs. Face

Face takes it. Poor Boney

Scene: Angus approaches Fruitsniffer and challenges him to a drunk match because IGgy wouldn’t book Angus vs. Dash. But IGgy overhears this and makes the match at Toxx Party a Four-Way Ladder Match with Angus, Fruity, IGgy and Dash

#2 Singles Match
Angus McMutton vs. Macro Man Keynes

I guess Macho and Macro are not the same. Because Angus obliterated the former. But got beaten fair and square by the latter

#3 Three-Way
Yelizaveta RN vs. Tolvie vs. Garbo Barba

While Yelizaveta showed just how relentless she is, ultimately it was Tolvie who got the win

#4 Bunny Championship :3
D the Destroyer vs. Flamander ©

What a war! D takes the win and what a big win for D it is to defeat a legend like this.

Scene: Kylo Ren wants to cut a sick promo about Palpy but talks about his abs instead.

Intermission: LPFWA vs. The Universe
IGgy vs. Macho Man Randy Savage

I should probably just not put myself up for vote when these things happen anymore because I keep losing

#5 Singles Match
Woolsey Smythe vs. Dr. Ham

Last time they met Dr. Ham had just hit the Miracle Spine-o-Cracker on Woolsey but the time limit ran out before he could go for the pin. Now, though, it’s a different day, and Woolsey defeats Dr. Ham.

Main Event: Kawaii Championship
Samus vs. Jumpy-Chan ©

Jumpy defeats Samus yet again proving that her previous victory was not just a fluke.

yerpalhal:

The day`s promo is translated fur yer buzz

Todays promo is translated for your pleasure

Sae th’ macro jimmy bested me. This displeases me ‘n’ mah celtic gods ‘n’ o’ couse th’ tru bru. Ah wis warned o’ this calamity in mah dreams ‘n’ dingyed it.
so the macro man bested me. This displeases me and my celtic gods and of couse the tru bru. I was warned of this calamity in my dreams and ignored it.

Bit och jimmy ah git th’ fud rendar at th’ neist ppv. A’m aff tae murdurr ye dash. A’m aff tae choap ye intae bits. Bake ye intae a steak bake ‘n’ serve ye tae th’ neist nerf herder wha annoys me

but oh man i get the ******* Rendar at the next ppv. I am going to kill you Dash. I am going to chop you into bits. bake you into a steak bake and serve you to the next nerf herder who annoys me

Noo tae spout random gibberish as ah scouk a plug fur mah managers foremaist lets speil mirk clood comin’ soon tae th’ lp zone as soon as his commentary bidie in gets his heid oot o’ his bahookie ‘n’ we git mair than six bits recorded in advance. Aye he is making me say this. His haun reaches ferr far up mah kilt. A’m his puppet

???

IGgy · March 22, 2018, 10:28pm

Next show will happen on Saturday, as always, at the usual time!
30 Minutes before that we’ll watch another classic match from LPFWA past. This time BFC vs. Pyroi in a Ladder Match
As usual you are welcome to vote on who’s gonna face Macho Man Randy Savage, who’s defeated Macro Man, Angus McMutton and IGgy so far. Choose his next victim here

And now for the match card!

#1 Buscus Brawl
Bone Pimp © vs. El Catire Arrecho

#2 Three-Way
Dash Rendar vs. anilEhilated vs. Schir

#3 Singles Match
Lore Convoluter vs. Masked Man

#4 Bunny Championship :3
Link vs. D the Destroyer ©

#5 Women’s Tournamet Qualifying Match
Terara Fluffybottom vs. DivineCoffeeBinge

Intermission:
https://goo.gl/forms/xVVyLpeeineRqAyF3 vs. Macho Man Randy Savage

Main Event: Co-Comm Title Match
oRa 66 vs. Frederick Hope and Flamander ©

yerpalhal · March 23, 2018, 11:04am

macho man didn’t defeat angus he survived him…macro man kicked his ass tho

IGgy · March 24, 2018, 9:45pm

Episode #19 - Lazy Pugilists Forget Wrestling Ambitions - (Twitch VOD)
Pre-Show: LPFWA Best Bouts #4 - BFC vs. Pyroi in a Ladder Match from LPFWA 2k14

divinecoffeebinge: Lazy Pugilists Forget Wrestling Ambitions
divinecoffeebinge: Lacerations Performed For Witness’ Adoration

Match Card and Results:

#1 Buscus Brawl
Bone Pimp © vs. El Catire Arrecho

El Catire Arrecho takes the win in this strong debut

Scene: Fruitsniffer promotes his new album, I guess. Not sure if this was a success.

#2 Three-Way
Dash Rendar vs. anilEhilated vs. Schir

They just all throw each other around for a while but then dash takes the win with his big meaty fists

#3 Singles Match
Lore Convoluter vs. Masked Man

They barely flipped, but Lore wins

Scene: DCB announces that there will be a tournament for the LPFWA Women’s Title but there’s only 12 spots and a 13th female member has joined the ranks, awaiting her debut at Toxx Party. Since DCB is the bottom seed for reasons she has defend her spot in the Tourmanment against Rara tonight and the loser of that match against the newcomer, Garbo Girl, not to be confused with Garbo Barba in a Tables match at Toxx Party.

#4 Bunny Championship :3
Link vs. D the Destroyer ©

The Hero of Hugrule is no match for D

#5 Women’s Tournamet Qualifying Match
Terara Fluffybottom vs. DivineCoffeeBinge

What a war! Rara takes it

Intermission: LPFWA vs. The Universe
Palpatine vs. Macho Man Randy Savage

Macho Madness is running wild YEAH!

Scene: Nuffkins chooses his opponent for Toxx Party. It’s a tree.

Main Event: Co-Comm Title Match
oRa 66 vs. Frederick Hope and Flamander ©

Freddie and Flamander defend their titles once more

After the Show…

Kadorhal" post="482518051:

Ah, don’t worry too much about what Palpy says, my man. You at least proved you’re not Buscus material [sub]for about a week[/sub].

Thanks, I guess. Though, unrelated… where the hell were you for two months?

Oh, yeah, that. It was an impostor. A really bad one, far as I could gather. How did none of you notice?

Well, I was a little suspicious… but then he said I was the best in the business… but anyway, why was he replacing you?

It’s kind of a long story, but the gist of it is that it was the end result of an assassination attempt. One that failed, obviously, so I’m back now.

And… why are you back now?

Because much like the eye for talent that was the only attribute of mine the impostor shared, I also have an eye for business opportunities! I simply told them we could work out a deal for extending their services to the Moon, now that it’s back where it belongs in Earth’s orbit. We’re officially part of a partnership now, Kadorhal-CabalCo Industries.

Well, okay… weird, and doesn’t really make sense. Less so than any of the other weird shit that goes on around here. But okay. Does this change anything about how I need to wrestle?

No, no, not at all. All that’s changing is the variety of products we advertise. You keep doing you, my man, prove… well, that you’re not Buscus material at the very least, [sub]I think you can manage that for another week or two.[/sub]

Yeah… thanks, I think.

IGgy · March 28, 2018, 9:34pm

Okay! This Saturday we’ll have us a Toxx Party. There won’t be Toxxes. Well, you can make Toxxes if you want but uh…
Vote on who gets to face Macho Man this time! He took out four of our guys already.

#1 Eight-Way Elimination
El Catire Arrecho vs. Face vs. John Cena vs. anilEhilated vs. Tommy Wiseau vs. The Masked Man vs. Lotus Aura vs. Dr. Ham

#2 Bunny Championship :3
Toad vs. D the Destroyer ©

#3 Co-Comm Championships
Third Street Sinners vs. Freddie Hope and Flamander ©

#4 Kawaii Championship
Tolvie vs. Jumpy-Chan ©

#5 How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb? (TLC)
IGgy vs. Fruitsniffer vs. Angus McMutton vs. Dash Rendar

#6 LP Superstar Championship
Kylo Ren vs. Palpatine ©

Intermission: LPFWA vs. the Universe
https://goo.gl/forms/SvTBMqJGMBG1ENs03 vs. Macho Man Randy Savage

#7 Women’s Tournament Qualifier
Garbo Girl vs. DivineCoffeeBinge

Main Event: LPFWA Championship
A tree vs. nuffkinsVEVO ©

yerpalhal · March 29, 2018, 9:06pm

Blimey! wotcher cock frui’y me good friend. Let us toast ter da dearf ov dash rendar an’ da return ov yaaahr smile as we get yaaahr ‘uggin’ groove back me son. Nuff said, yeah?

,

Lawd above! da ‘ell is dis is me translator on da fritz. I should go up da stairs ter da bar…err iggys office an’ enquire whats goin’ on. , innit.

Vanderlyle · March 31, 2018, 3:06pm

VMqnXZY
“An eight-way elimination match?! Este podria ser el desafio mas grande al que me he enfrentado… But I will face it head-on! Or my name is not El Catire Arrecho!”

IGgy · March 31, 2018, 8:44pm

Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

1st Man Elimination Eight-Way Elimination BIG CHAOS
2nd Match: Toad vs. D the Destroyer for the Bunny Title :3
3rd Match: Third Street Sinners vs. Fred Hope and Flamander for the Co-Comm titles
4th Match: Tolvie vs. Jumpy-Chan for the Kawaii Title
5th Match: IGgy vs. Fruity vs. Angus vs. Dash Rendar
6th Match: Kylo Ren vs. Palpatine for the LP Superstar Title
Intermission: A tree vs. Macho Man Randy Savage
7th Match: Garbo Girl vs. DivineCoffeeBinge
Main Event: A tree vs. nuffkinsVEVO for the LPFWA Title

yerpalhal · April 1, 2018, 3:06am

-oor pal leans on a bar necking down some beer-

I get it now. I get Iggys whole life is pain stuff now. I wanted Dash, I got him but I still got screwed by life. God I wish I was wie the hugrule warriors they seem mostly happy. Well sides from fruitsniffer guy needs a hug…gods I need a hug…

-smashes his bottle-

Barkeep another the strang stuff this time

IGgy · April 2, 2018, 11:32am

LPFWA 2k18 Episode #20 - TOXX PARTAY - (Twitch VOD)

Losers Pull off Frustrating Win. Ass! - nine-gear crow

Let’s Punch Flamander With Abandon - Felinoid
Leader Probated For Wasted Ambition - nine-gear crow (hahahahahah, nice try crow!)
Long-trusted Popular Faces Welcoming Animosity - DCB

IGgy IGsen" post="482604660:

Okay! This Saturday we’ll have us a Toxx Party. There won’t be Toxxes. Well, you can make Toxxes if you want but uh…
Vote on who gets to face Macho Man this time! He took out four of our guys already.

#1 Eight-Way Elimination
El Catire Arrecho vs. Face vs. John Cena vs. anilEhilated vs. Tommy Wiseau vs. The Masked Man vs. Lotus Aura vs. Dr. Ham

#2 Bunny Championship :3
Toad vs. D the Destroyer ©

#3 Co-Comm Championships
Third Street Sinners vs. Freddie Hope and Flamander ©

#4 Kawaii Championship
Tolvie vs. Jumpy-Chan ©

#5 How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb? (TLC)
IGgy vs. Fruitsniffer vs. Angus McMutton vs. Dash Rendar

#6 LP Superstar Championship
Kylo Ren vs. Palpatine ©

Intermission: LPFWA vs. the Universe
https://goo.gl/forms/SvTBMqJGMBG1ENs03 vs. Macho Man Randy Savage

#7 Women’s Tournament Qualifier
Garbo Girl vs. DivineCoffeeBinge

Main Event: LPFWA Championship
A tree vs. nuffkinsVEVO ©

Results:

Scene: The Hugrule Warriors and their antics, I guess

#1 Eight-Way Elimination
El Catire Arrecho vs. Face vs. John Cena vs. anilEhilated vs. Tommy Wiseau vs. The Masked Man vs. Lotus Aura vs. Dr. Ham

anil somehow survived seven people

#2 Bunny Championship :3
Toad vs. D the Destroyer ©

Toad is da best but… D is da bestest. D retains

#3 Co-Comm Championships
Third Street Sinners vs. Freddie Hope and Flamander ©

Wow, what an upset. The Third Street Sinners make a strong first impression by taking the titles home

Scene: Bone Pimp gets told off for being at ringside despite being the Buscus champ. Deadly sin, possibly a third street sin.

#4 Kawaii Championship
Tolvie vs. Jumpy-Chan ©

Tolvie smashes Jumpy and becomes the new Kawaii champion

#5 How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb? (TLC)
IGgy vs. Fruitsniffer vs. Angus McMutton vs. Dash Rendar

What a trainwreck! IGgy wins!

Scene: Kylo announces the formation of the First ORA and palpy is sad and tells Kylo that he’ll show him is Hot Bod ™ too. He then does exactly that.

#6 LP Superstar Championship
Kylo Ren vs. Palpatine ©

Palpy proves that he knows the power of the Dark Side better than Kylo, retaining the LP Superstar title

Scene Betrayal! Face sides with Kylo and Palpy lies down broken

Intermission: LPFWA vs. the Universe
A tree vs. Macho Man Randy Savage

Yes, indeed, the tree beats the Macho Man!

#7 Women’s Tournament Qualifier
Garbo Girl vs. DivineCoffeeBinge

DCB wins! By countout… BUT SHE WINS

Main Event: LPFWA Championship
A tree vs. nuffkinsVEVO ©

Nuffkins wins once more proving not only that he’s stronger than a tree but by extension that he’s stronger than Macho Man Randy Savage. Can Nuffkins ever be defeated???

Deathmaster780 · April 2, 2018, 6:08pm

I’d like to personally thank Macho Man for joining us on commentary all those times, you will be missed sir!

IGgy · April 4, 2018, 9:18pm

All right!
This saturday we’ll have a tournament to determine the inaugural LPFWA Women’s Champion.
Because it’s 10 matches, as long as a PPV WITH a bonus match I will just not have a bonus match this week.

Here’s the bracket!

Who do you think would win the entire thing?

HungryScholar · April 4, 2018, 10:41pm

Samus. That Arm Cannon and the Triple Power Bomb are a force to be reckoned with. Also, IGgy, I think Garbo Girl wants a rematch with DCB. Something went down between her and ref and think they are still fighting that one out. She requested that it specifically be a Hardcore Match and if that can’t be fulfilled, she’s coming after you IGgy.

IGgy · April 7, 2018, 8:45pm

Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

IGgy · April 8, 2018, 1:57pm

LPFWA 2k18 Episode #21 - Ladies Pummeling For Whiskey-addled Administration - (Twitch VOD)

Ladies Pummeling For Wiskey-addled Administration - DivineCoffeeBinge

Well, here’s the results in image form. This show was a mess and nothing is fine.

Scene: