[FINISHED] LPFWA 2k18 - Killing the Business Since 2013

Deathmaster780 · August 26, 2018, 12:28am

I see you managed to escape and subdue Angus before he could do his run on commentary.

IGgy · August 26, 2018, 9:24am

LPFWA 2k18 Episode #39 - Lotus Powerfully Fails Wrestling Action

Deathmaster780: Lotus Powerfully Fails Wrestling Action
Deathmaster780: Lore Powerfully Fails Wrestling Action
ZephyrWhisper: Lore Powerbomb Foiled by Winning Aura
Maigius: Large purple feline wrestles alcoholic

Match Card and Results:

It’s time for the final round of Block matches of the Z1 Climax in the usual place at the usual time
Whichever two fighters win the blocks will face each other next week going ALL OUT at ALL OUT

Scene: Rara is rescued from the crate, finally :3

#1 Buscus Brawl
Face © vs. anilEhilated

In this match Face needed to win in order to be able to team up with Kylo next week at ALL OUT. He failed, anil beat him.

#2 Z1 B-Block
A tree (0) vs. Freddie Hope (6)

Tree had not one a single match in the tournament yet. And this would not be his first. Tree finishes the Z1 with no points, Freddie with 8

#3 Z1 A-Block
Dash Rendar (3) vs. Thundercat Chris Pine (2)

TCP was able to get the win, finishing the tournament with 4 points. Leaving Dash with 3

#4 Four-Way Elimination Tables (Kawaii and LPFWA Women’s No. 1 Contender Match)
The Brutal Baroness vs. Hell-Ena vs. Kara the Punch Wizard vs. Samus Aran

It came down to Hell-ena and Baroness, in the end Hell-ena came out on top, earning her a shot at the LPFWA Women’s Title and The Brutal Baroness with an opportunity at the Kawaii Title

Scene: Konami challenges Rara for the Pokeymanz title. Rara invites Konami for tea.

#5 Z1 A-Block
Fruitsniffer (6) vs. Toad (5)

A fast, intense back and forth. In the end Fruity hugged Toad into submission

#6 Z1 B-Block
Lotus Aura (4) vs. Lore Convoluter (2)

Two guys good at going fast and hard. Lotus went faster and harder this time, though and wins, ending his Z1 with 6 points. Lore still sitting at 2.

#7 Bunny Championship :3
Schir vs. Nuffkins ©

Spoiler: Nuffkins wins

#8 Z1 B-Block
Majestic Goat-Man (6) vs. Palpatine (6)

This was a grudge match, although a one sided one. Months ago Palpy beat Goat with an elbow drop to the butt. He could not recover from that and was pinned off of that. This time Goat was victorious, but there were no elbow drops to the ass. Goat finishes with 8 points, Palpy with 6. Due to having a tie-breaker over Freddie, this means Goat wins B-Block. Gongrats Goat!

Scene: Palpy Challenges Nuffkins for the Bunny Title claiming he’s lost the tournament on purpose

Z1 A-Block
Kylo Ren (6) vs. El Catire Arrecho (2)

Even though Catire is long eliminated whether he wins or loses does matter here. Kylo has tie-breakers over both Fruity and Toad. Since Fruity won earlier only that matters, though. Kylo lost against Catire in a pretty hard-fought match. But had he won, he’d have won the block. Now that honor falls to Fruitsniffer. Kylo’s final score is still 6 points, Catire finishes with 4.

Scene: Flamander is asked once more who he wants as his opponent for the LPFWA Title defense. He picks fellow Sentai Lotus Aura

Now that all is said and done there’s not too much to say anymore, as these are the final scores. Overall it was pretty even but fruity finishes with a lead in the end. He was at quite a disadvantage though. Going into the final round he was tied with Kylo, but Kylo had the tie-breaker over him. It was because of his match against Catire that Kylo lost his advantage.

Here things weren’t quite as even but that is probably mostly owed to trees bad streak and Goat’s really good one.

Here’s the short ALL OUT hype package from the end of the episode announcing most of the matches for ALL OUT

yerpalhal · August 26, 2018, 2:44pm

Yeah man the nutter was right tru bru does have some weird properties. Hey Mcmutton in future do not lock your hostages with the source of your weird scottish power source. Unfortunatly that meant i missed a pretty good show

IGgy · August 29, 2018, 10:32pm

It’s time!
Let’s go ALL OUT

The show will start an hour early, hoping it’ll end in time for ALL IN so check the linked event for the exact time. For that reason I have decided to not have a bonus match for one more week. Or maybe I’ll add one, I don’t know, depends on the time.

#1 8-Way Chaos: Z1 Leftover Edition (and D)
Toad vs. Kylo Ren vs. El Catire Arrecho vs. Dash Rendar vs. Freddie Hope vs. A tree vs. Lore Convoluter vs. D the Destroyer

#2 LP Superstar Title
Thundercat Chris Pine vs. Link ©

#3 Kawaii title
The Brutal Baroness vs. Lady of the Lancet ©

#4 Pokeymanz Championship
Konami Kouda vs. Terara Fluffybottom ©

#5 Co-Comm Championship
Dreamland Express vs. Kylo Ren ©

#6 Singles Match
Angus McMutton vs. Tommy Wiseau

#7 Bunny Championship
Palpatine vs. Nuffkins ©

#8 Z1 Climax Final
Fruitsniffer vs. Majestic Goat-Man

#9 LPFWA Women’s Championship
Hell-Ena vs. Valerie Easton ©

#10 LPFWA Championship
Lotus Aura vs. Flamander ©

IGgy · September 1, 2018, 8:14pm

Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Match 1: 8-Way Chaos
Match 2: Thundercat Chris Pine vs. Link © for the LP Superstar Title
Match 3: The Brutal Baroness vs. Lady of the Lancet © for the Kawaii Title
Match 4: Konami Kouda vs. Terara Fluffybottom © for the Pokeymanz Title
Match 5: Dreamland Express vs. Kylo Ren © for the Co-Comm titles
Match 6: Angus McMutton vs. Tommy Wiseau
Match 7: Palpatine vs. Nuffkins © for the Bunny Title :3
Match 8: Fruitsniffer vs. Majestic Goat-Man (Z1 Final)
Match 9: Hell-Ena vs. Valerie Easton © for the LPFWA Women’s Title
Match 10: Lotus Aura vs. Flamander © for the LPFWA Title

IGgy · September 2, 2018, 2:11pm

LPFWA 2k18 Episode #40 - ALL OUT - Lips Pressing For Warrior’s Advantage

Deathmaster780: Large Pubgoer Finishes the Wiseau Adversary
divinecoffeebinge: Large Promoter Fiending to Watch All-In
divinecoffeebinge: Lips Pressing For Warrior’s Advantage
Erainor: Leftover Pugilists Fight Without Achievement

Match Card and Results:

It’s time!
Let’s go ALL OUT

The show will start an hour early, hoping it’ll end in time for ALL IN so check the linked event for the exact time. For that reason I have decided to not have a bonus match for one more week. Or maybe I’ll add one, I don’t know, depends on the time.

#1 8-Way Chaos: Z1 Leftover Edition (and D)
Toad vs. Kylo Ren vs. El Catire Arrecho vs. Dash Rendar vs. Freddie Hope vs. A tree vs. Lore Convoluter vs. D the Destroyer

It ended with Toad, Freddie and D being still in the match, surprising no-one when they went to a draw.

#2 LP Superstar Title
Thundercat Chris Pine vs. Link ©

Accompanied by their respective stables both fighters were determined to go home with the Superstar Title but in the end Link was able to defend the belt successfully for the first time.

#3 Kawaii title
The Brutal Baroness vs. Lady of the Lancet ©

In the Baroness’ first singles match she was able to show what she got with that vicious slap and the Torture Rack that submitted Lady.

#4 Pokeymanz Championship
Konami Kouda vs. Terara Fluffybottom ©

This match has been a long time in the making. Konami was determined to capture the Pokeymanz Title again in order to destroy it since… like episode 4. We’re now at Episode 40. Shit. Anyway, Konami defeats a returning Rara. She was not supposed to be gone for that long and yet here we are.

#5 Co-Comm Championship
Dreamland Express vs. Kylo Ren ©

Unfortunate circumstances made it so Kylo Ren had to defend the Co-Comm Titles on his own. Face is the Buscus, meaning he’s not allowed to have any matches that aren’t for the Buscus and Tommy had a big match of his own ahead of him. Although the only other Handicap match in LPFWA history ended with the disadvantaged person winning, Kylo could not emerge victorious and we have new Co-Comm champions.

#6 Singles Match
Angus McMutton vs. Tommy Wiseau

Angus beat Tommy in convincing fashion after losing convincingly last time. Somehow I have the feeling that this isn’t quite over yet and we will arbitrarily start this feud back up for no reason at a later date.

#7 Bunny Championship
Palpatine vs. Nuffkins ©

Even though Palpy calls the Bunny Title bad half the time his series of six consecutive successful defenses still means something to him. Which is why he challenged Teammate Nuffkins to prove his worth. Of course, Nuffkins wins but during the match this seemingly foregone conclusion began to become uncertain when Palpy hit two Galactic Elbows. In the end Nuffkins won after the second Transitional Move ™

#8 Z1 Climax Final
Fruitsniffer vs. Majestic Goat-Man

Finally, the Z1 Block Winners would go all out on one another. Although he did not go down without a fight, Fruity’s harder-hitting moves were shut down by Goat-Man who brought everything he got. Even two consecutive MGMs outta nowhere could not keep fruity down. A third one later on was what ended it, though.

#9 LPFWA Women’s Championship
Hell-Ena vs. Valerie Easton ©

This sounds like a cliche but What. A. War. Kisses of Death, Face Eaters, Outside Superplexes, Venom Claw and Dirty Pins… that were completely legal, of course. Hell-Ena takes a much deserved win in her third encounter with Val. I would normally put clips at the start of the post but this one spoils the finish: https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen/clip/DifferentLachrymoseHamburgerDancingBanana

#10 LPFWA Championship
Lotus Aura vs. Flamander ©

They went fast and hard they kicked, they flipped and, in Flamanders case, wormed. Completely. Twice. Lotus could not come back from a second full worm. Flamande retains.

yerpalhal · September 2, 2018, 3:00pm

Bet ya wished you helped yuir first ora task masters noo Tommy boy. God ah hope mah boss gies me some cookie money for screwing his rivals that badly

IGgy · September 6, 2018, 5:49pm

First show after ALL OUT will be at our usual time again and for the first time in a while we’ll have a vote for the bonus match going.

I’ve been thinking of cutting the vote, honestly, because while the streams get more viewers on average now votes have declined which tells me there’s not that much of an interest in that anymore. But for the time being I’ll keep on letting you decide our bonus matches.

#1 Buscus Brawl
Face © vs. a tree

#2 Singles Match
H00arvey Birdman vs. Dr. Ham

#3 Tag-Team Match
Morgan Wulbraid & Inspector Jane vs. Team Count-Out

#4 Bunny Championship :3
Toad vs. Nuffkins ©

Intermission: LPFWA vs. The Universe
Vote here: https://goo.gl/forms/IebXJ7bLqnYFOj8V2

#5 Singles Match
Lotus Aura vs. D the Destroyer

#6 Kawaii Title
Kara the Punch Wizard vs. The Brutal Baroness ©

IGgy · September 8, 2018, 8:44pm

Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Match 1: Face © vs. a tree for the Buscus
Match 2: Harvey Birdman vs. Dr. Ham
Match 3: Morgan Wulbraid & Inspector Jane vs. Team Count-Out
Match 4: Toad vs. Nuffkins © for the Bunny Title :3
Intermission: Bone Pimp vs. THE UNDERTAKER
Match 5: Lotus Aura vs. D the Destroyer
Match 6: Kara the Punch Wizard vs. The Brutal Baroness © for the Kawaii Title

IGgy · September 9, 2018, 5:34pm

LPFWA 2k18 Episode #41 - Leather Princess Foils Winning Action

crow: Leather Princess Foils Winning Action

Clips:
Morgan and Jane vs. Count-Out: https://clips.twitch.tv/SilkyWanderingGerbilNerfBlueBlaster
Harvey Birdman vs. Dr. Ham: https://clips.twitch.tv/BlazingThoughtfulCarrotNomNom

Also: I made a compilation of all of the clips (plus some) - Clippamania #1

Match Card and Results:

First show after ALL OUT will be at our usual time again and for the first time in a while we’ll have a vote for the bonus match going.

I’ve been thinking of cutting the vote, honestly, because while the streams get more viewers on average now votes have declined which tells me there’s not that much of an interest in that anymore. But for the time being I’ll keep on letting you decide our bonus matches.

#1 Buscus Brawl
Face © vs. a tree

The streak is finally over! Tree defeats Face! But that means Face is still the Buscus. Oops.

#2 Singles Match
Harvey Birdman vs. Dr. Ham

Our friend Harvey Debuts and apparently he’s from some cartoon or something but like all fictional characters you guys expect me to know I don’t. But hey, he won! But not without this happening! https://clips.twitch.tv/BlazingThoughtfulCarrotNomNom

#3 Tag-Team Match
Morgan Wulbraid & Inspector Jane vs. Team Count-Out

Morgan’s Debut and Team Count-Out’s (Nadira and DCB) official debut, although they did have a match before that ended in count-out. Like this one. Only the accidental count-out attempt got reversed and Morgan and Jane win!

Scene: Konami is plotting to get rid of the Pokeymanz Title, as usual, Val shows up but doesn’t challenge her, but then Garbo Girl wants to get that title she thinks she earned and a backstage brawl ensues. Konami emerges victorious and retains the Pokeymanz Title

#4 Bunny Championship :3
Toad vs. Nuffkins ©

These two big bois go one on one and land a ton of big moves. But in the end It’s Nuffkins who takes the win again. At this point we don’t really know who can beat him.

Intermission: LPFWA vs. The Universe
Bone Pimp vs. The Undertaker

The Undertaker came in to his legendary true theme song but that was not enough and Bone Pimp somehow managed to beat him.

Scene: Goat-Man trashes every belt except the LPFWA Title, which he intends to go for as his reward for winning the Z1.

#5 Singles Match
Lotus Aura vs. D the Destroyer

The two people who challenged Flamander for the LPFWA Championship so far go against each other. As expected it’s very close but D takes the win in the end.

#6 Kawaii Title
Kara the Punch Wizard vs. The Brutal Baroness ©

Suddenly Kara Punches Baroness and Baroness stays down for the 3-Count. Brutal.

IGgy · September 13, 2018, 1:35pm

This week’s show will be at the usual time.

Due to decline in people voting I decided to actually do something different. Rather than voting on a bonus match I’ll just do whatever as an intermission. Also it’s a pain to slightly alter the google form every week.

This time we’ll be seeing a small bit of WWE Smackdown: Here Comes the Pain’s season mode.

#1 Buscus Brawl
Face © vs. Lore Convoluter

#2 Three-Way
Harvey Birdman vs. Bone Pimp vs. Edgy Boi

#3 Singles Match
Morgan Wulbraid vs. Terara Fluffybottom

#4 Tag Team Match
oRa66 vs. Hugrule Warriors

Intermission: WWE Smackdown: Here Comes the Pain Season Mode

#5 LP Superstar Championship
D the Destroyer vs. Link ©

#6 Bunny Championship :3
Lotus Aura vs. Nuffkins ©

IGgy · September 15, 2018, 8:45pm

Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Match 1: Face © vs. Lore Convoluter for the Buscus
Match 2: Harvey Birdman vs. Bone Pimp vs. Edgy Boi
Match 3: Morgan Wulbraid vs. Terara Fluffybottom
Match 4: oRa 66 vs. Hugrule Warriors
Intermission: Here Comes the Pain
Match 5: D the Destroyer vs. Link © for the LP Superstar Title
Match 6: Lotus Aura vs. Nuffkins © for the Bunny Title :3

IGgy · September 16, 2018, 3:26pm

LPFWA 2k18 Episode #42 - Lotus Pushes for Winning Anime

Match Card and Results:

This week’s show will be at the usual time.

Due to decline in people voting I decided to actually do something different. Rather than voting on a bonus match I’ll just do whatever as an intermission. Also it’s a pain to slightly alter the google form every week.

This time we’ll be seeing a small bit of WWE Smackdown: Here Comes the Pain’s season mode.

Scene: The Hugrule Warriors have a standard strategy meeting followed by ice cream.

#1 Buscus Brawl
Face © vs. Lore Convoluter

Face finally manages to get rid of the Buscus, enabling him to compete for the Co-Comm Titles again.

#2 Three-Way
Harvey Birdman vs. Bone Pimp vs. Edgy Boi

Basically, everyone got their stuff in but Harvey ends up taking the win.

#3 Singles Match
Morgan Wulbraid vs. Terara Fluffybottom

Rara gets her first win since returning from the crate dimention and her second ever win :3

Scene: Konami further prepares to destroy the Pokeymanz Title, but Inspector Jane overhears DCB and Konami talking and now believes that the Pokeymanz Title is linked to some Satanic occurences.

#4 Tag Team Match
oRa66 vs. Hugrule Warriors

Fruity hugs palpy!1!!

Intermission: WWE Smackdown: Here Comes the Pain Season Mode

IGgy vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin - Stone Cold wins

America Man vs. IGgy’s Dad - IGgy’s Dad wins

#5 LP Superstar Championship
D the Destroyer vs. Link ©

Aw man! This could have been a good one but it ended via count-out

#6 Bunny Championship :3
Lotus Aura vs. Nuffkins ©

What a match! Lotus brought a dive, Imploding 450s and several Suplex Cutters, Nuffkins brought the Nuffkins Move, the Nuff Said and the Transitional Move. In the end it was another Nuff Said that ended it all.

IGgy · September 19, 2018, 7:17pm

This week’s show will happen, you guessed it, this Saturday, at the usual time.

We’ll start to check out the N64 AKI games in our intermission segment, starting with both their WCW titles.

The match card for this week is as follows:

#1 Buscus Brawl
Lore Convoluter © vs. Tommy Wiseau

#2 Singles Match
Morgan Wulbraid vs. DivineCoffeeBinge

#3 Singles Match
The Brutal Baroness vs. Yelizaveta RN

#4 Bunny Championship
Harvey Birdman vs. Nuffkins ©

Intermission: AKI Games: WCW vs. nWo: World Tour & WCW vs. nWo: Revenge

#5 Three-Way
Toad vs. Freddie Hope vs. D the Destroyer

yerpalhal · September 20, 2018, 1:40am

Haw why the hell dae I no get a match ya piss smelling rat and ye give that wastrel tommy wan thats it i threatened it long enough…i’m taking over comms this week and nae wan can stop me

IGgy · September 22, 2018, 8:44pm

Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Match 1: Lore Convoluter © vs. Tommy Wiseau for the Buscus
Match 2: Morgan Wulbraid vs. DivineCoffeeBinge
Match 3: The Brutal Baroness vs. Yelizaveta RN
Match 4: Harvey Birdmann vs. Nuffkins © for the Bunny Title :3
Intermission: AKI Games: WCW vs. nWo World Tour/Revenge
Match 5: Toad vs. Freddie Hope vs. D the Destroyer
Match 6: First oRa vs. Dreamland Express © for the Co-Comm Title

IGgy · September 23, 2018, 8:59pm

LPFWA 2k18 Episode #43 - Lackey of Palpy Fucks With Attorney

Deathmaster780: Lackey of Palpy Fucks With Attorney

Also feel free to join the Discord. Most of the talk about LPFWA seems to be going on there and the thread has died down a bit since not many people like to do the in-character promos anymore.
This does not mean I’ll abandon the thread, though, so don’t worry about that you don’t have to join some loser Discord to stay up to date.

Match Card and Results:

This week’s show will happen, you guessed it, this Saturday, at the usual time.

We’ll start to check out the N64 AKI games in our intermission segment, starting with both their WCW titles.

The match card for this week is as follows:

#1 Buscus Brawl
Lore Convoluter © vs. Tommy Wiseau

Tommy gets what he deserves. By which I mean the Buscus. Tha means Lore wins!

Scene: Jeff Lyfe interviews Flamander on next week’s match, asking him about his thoughts on the Challenger, Goat-Man. Flamander doesn’t seem too impressed. Then Fruity shows up and announces he also wants a shot at Flamander, with or without title, because he’s still a bit salty about the time Flamander hugged him. Then Fruity, Flamander and Jeff go for a couple beers.

#2 Singles Match
Morgan Wulbraid vs. DivineCoffeeBinge

We believed right until the end that DCB might win this one. She didn’t. Morgan takes the victory.

#3 Singles Match
The Brutal Baroness vs. Yelizaveta RN

Red Dress vs. Red Dress. Red Dress won. Oh, the shiny one. The one that the Brutal Baroness was wearing. Actually, to think of it, it was her who won. The dress did noting.

Scene: Jane calls out Konami because she doesn’t properly understand how the Pokeymanz Title works and accidentally challenges her to a match instead of taking the easy route and ambush her. Ah well.

#4 Bunny Championship
Harvey Birdman vs. Nuffkins ©

Wow, the Birdman is going fast, but can’t keep the pace for long. Nuffkins wins in the end but it was not a 100% clean victory as Angus pulled out the ref when Nuffkins was pinned.

Intermission: AKI Games: WCW vs. nWo: World Tour & WCW vs. nWo: Revenge

Buff Bagwell vs. Scott Steiner - Buff is the stuff and the girls just can’t get enough!

Scott Steiner vs. Buff Bagwell - Normally when you go one on one with another wrestler, Scott Steiner wins.

#5 Three-Way
Toad vs. Freddie Hope vs. D the Destroyer

That one went fast! They all kind of did damage to each other but in the end Toad pinned Freddie after a successful FU2

Scene: Rara wants the championship… uh… it’s not gold. It doesn’t look like gold. It’s the LPFWA Women’s Championship. She was denied her chance to compete in the inaugural tournament so it’s only fair that she gets a chance now. Against a literal demon. Hell-Ena accepts. This will be a match of polar opposites.

#6 Co-Comm Championship
First oRa vs. Dreamland Express ©

After Kylo’s resilient performance last time it’s kind of surprising but the Dreamland Express retains.

IGgy · September 27, 2018, 2:04pm

This week’s PPV will be the Hall of Buscus at the usual time.

I did not think of a name or theme for the PPV until moments before recording. I decided on Hall of Buscus because I was ashamed of not having any ideas so now we have a Buscus themed show. This will be the first and probably only PPV where the Buscus is defended. Under special rules no less. However gets eliminated by Tommy, the current Buscus, last becomes the new Buscus.

An Intermission might be inserted later but for now this is the card:

#1 Eight-Way Buscus Royale (whoever gets eliminated by the Buscus Champ last (if at all) becomes the Buscus)
Tommy Wiseau © vs. Face vs. Dr. Ham vs. Woolsey Smythe vs. a tree vs. Macro Man Keynes vs. Angus McMutton vs. IGgy

IGgy · September 29, 2018, 8:45pm

Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Match 1: Eight Way Buscus Battle Royale
Match 2: Inspector Jane vs. Konami Kouda © for the Pokeymanz Title
Match 3: Third Street Sinners vs. The Dreamland Express © for the Co-Comm Titles
Match 4: anilEhilated vs. Link © for the LP Superstar Title
Intermission: Fire Pro Wrestling 1 vs. Fire Pro Wrestling World
Match 5: Morgan Wulbraid vs. Kara the Punch Wizard © for the Kawaii Title
Match 6: Majestic Goat-Man vs. Flamander © for the LPFWA Title
Match 7: Terara Fluffybottom vs. Hell-Ena © for the LPFWA Women’s Title
Match 8: Freddie Hope vs. Nuffkins © for the Bunny Title

IGgy · September 30, 2018, 7:46pm

LPFWA 2k18 Episode #44 - Lasers Perforate Flying Wicked Aerialists
That was a fun show if I say so myself!
Feel free to come hang in the Discord too.

Loads of Acronyms this time!
divinecoffeebinge: Losers Perform For Worldwide Acclaim
divinecoffeebinge: Large Pudgy Freak Withstands Axehandles
ZephyrWhisper: Lone Plantigrad Fighter Wrenching Armbars
RatherWT: Losers’ Paperview? Felon Wulbraid Attacks!
divinecoffeebinge: Legal Protection Fails Wulbraid’s Assailant
ZephyrWhisper: Local Police Frame Wizard Attacker
divinecoffeebinge: Lasers Perforate Flying Wicked Aerialists
Deathmaster780: Largely Purple Fauna Wrestles Admirably
RatherWT: Lotsa Pinpoint Funnybone Wacks, Ah!

Suggestions:
“The Sinners vs Flamander & Freddie at Toxx Party, that match was amazing in many ways.
Also Nuffkins vs Harvey” -Deathmaster780

Here’s some clips:
Time Crash (anilEhilated vs. Link): https://clips.twitch.tv/TangentialStylishSeahorseSSSsss
Double the Elbow, Double the Fun (Goat vs. Flamander): https://clips.twitch.tv/ShinyTacitJalapenoWTRuck
She did it again! (Rara vs. Hell-Ena, spoils the finish): https://clips.twitch.tv/CloudySlipperySheepShazBotstix

Match Card and Results:

This week’s PPV will be the Hall of Buscus at the usual time.

I did not think of a name or theme for the PPV until moments before recording. I decided on Hall of Buscus because I was ashamed of not having any ideas so now we have a Buscus themed show. This will be the first and probably only PPV where the Buscus is defended. Under special rules no less. However gets eliminated by Tommy, the current Buscus, last becomes the new Buscus.

An Intermission might be inserted later but for now this is the card:

#1 Eight-Way Buscus Royale (whoever gets eliminated by the Buscus Champ last (if at all) becomes the Buscus)
Tommy Wiseau © vs. Face vs. Dr. Ham vs. Woolsey Smythe vs. a tree vs. Macro Man Keynes vs. Angus McMutton vs. IGgy

Believe it or not, but this match actually had a winner and it’s moi. That’s “me” in french. I don’t speak french though. So let’s just be 1000% clear that it was me, IGgy IGsen! Tommy himself did not eliminate anyone, as such there was no title change.

#2 Pokeymanz Championship
Inspector Jane vs. Konami Kouda ©

Wow, this went fast! Somehow Konami could not stand against Inspector Jane.

#3 Co-Commentary Championship
Third Street Sinners vs. The Dreamland Express ©

The Dreamland Express retains in vicous fashion.

#4 LP Superstar Championship
anilEhilated vs. Link ©

In their previous bout Link was victorious after a very long battle. This time anil hit his finisher, the Exploder Suplex, unable to stand up he crawls to Link to pin him, winning the match and the LP Superstar Title. Also this happened: https://clips.twitch.tv/TangentialStylishSeahorseSSSsss

Intermission: Fire Pro Wrestling vs. Fire Pro Wrestling World

Video games are fun
But they ruined the Macho Man sound board!

#5 Kawaii Championship
Morgan Wulbraid vs. Kara the Punch Wizard ©

Kara punched Morgan at least twice but she would not stand down and wins after the second Vertebreaker/Copkiller/Dragon’s Breath.

#6 LPFWA Championship
Majestic Goat-Man vs. Flamander ©

Holy shit, what a match! They gave it everything, even the elbow drop to the ass. It’s just a shame, if it weren’t for the finish being a wet fart this would have been one of the best matches we’ve ever had (Goat wins by count-out, no title change)

#7 LPFWA Women’s Championship
Terara Fluffybottom vs. Hell-Ena ©

I don’t have the words… https://clips.twitch.tv/CloudySlipperySheepShazBotstix

#8 Bunny Championship
Freddie Hope vs. Nuffkins ©

The second time these two meet this season. Last time it was for the LPFWA Championship and Freddie lost. This time it’s forthe Bunny Championship :3