[FINISHED] LPFWA 2k18 - Killing the Business Since 2013

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#241

This weeks show, at the usual time, of course, features the upsetting underdogs from both Z1 blocks going at each other for the Bunny Title and the Hugrule Warriors challenge the Dreamland Express for their Co-Comm Titles. In addition to more matches and probably an intermission, if I can find something fun to showcase.

#1 Buscus Brawl
Tommy Wiseau © vs. Schir

#2 Singles Match
Angus McMutton vs. Harvey Birdman

#3 Three-Way
Lady of the Lancet vs. Grace Thoruson vs. DivineCoffeeBinge

#4 Bunny Championship :3
Kylo Ren vs. Majestic Goat-Man ©

#5 Singles Match
Palpatine vs. D the Destroyer

#6 Co-Comm Championship
Hugrule Warriors vs. The Dreamland Express ©


#242

Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Match 1: Tommy Wiseau © vs. Schir for the Buscus
Match 2: Angus McMutton vs. Harvey Birdman
Match 3: Lady of the Lancet vs. Grace Thoruson vs. DivineCoffeeBinge
Match 4: Kylo Ren vs. Majestic Goat-Man © for the Bunny Title :3
Intermission: WWE 2k19 - Hell in a Cell
Match 5: Palpatine vs. D the Destroyer
Match 6: Hugrule Warriors vs. The Dreamland Express ©


#243

LPFWA 2k18 Episode #46 - Lore Procured For Wayfaring Announcers
We’re just two weeks removed from our halloween show which probably will be spooky, but this one was pretty fun too!

Deathmaster780: Loser Punchboy Fucking Wrestles AJ Styles
ActnShakespeare: Lore Procured For Wayfaring Announcers

Here’s the highlight of the night: https://t.co/LYnZ1tVz2A


#244

Next show is at the usual time.

We’ll determine No. 1 Contender’s for both the Co-Comm and LPFWA Women’s Titles.
It’s already been decided that Fruity will be challenging Flamander for the LPFWA Championship next week.
For the Superstar Title the challenger will be Toad if anil retains (because he squashed anil in a title match before) and Palpy if Kylo wins (because he’s defended the title against Kylo successfully before).
Kawaii Title contender will likely also be decided on the six-woman Battle Royal,
Bunny Title contender will be decided on a whim.
Pokeymanz? You never know.

The Third Street Sinners will also reveal a new member

Here’s another highlight uploaded. You can check out all the others here. You are welcome to suggest other stuff you liked in this here thread if you wish.


LPFWA 2k18 Highlights #8 E32M9: Justice Soldier Flamander vs. Nuffkins © for the LPWA Title
(Link to whole show)
Nuffkins’ reign as LPFWA Championship is an impressive one. He defended his LPFWA Title every month in an almost casual fashion winning the right to wear an article of clothing from the opponents attire as their own until he had a full costume and then continuing to beat people.
Not to say that his previous challengers were not worthy, he did beat people like Freddie Hope, Toad, Fruitsniffer, Goldberg (Yes, that one) among others. Flamander, however would prove to be his greatest challenger yet. In part due to Nuffkins’ own insistence in provoking Flamander.
In the weeks leading up to HELL (the PPV this match would take place) Nuffkins, having grown increasingly frustrated being able to beat everyone, snapped and attacked Flamander himself, Freddie and even Jeff Lyfe, which was what finally convinced Flamander to face Nuffkins in his Super Sentai Form.
Flamander was transformed into Justice Soldier Flamander once more.

And here, of course, is the match card:

#1 Buscus Brawl
Schir © vs. Macro Man Keynes

#2 Co-Comm Championship No 1. Contender’s Match
Los Borrachos vs. Third Street Sinners

#3 Singles Match
Konami Kouda vs. Yelizaveta RN

#4 Bunny Title
Link vs. Majestic Goat-Man ©

#5 LPFWA Women’s Championship No. 1 Contender Match
Valerie Easton vs. Nadira vs. Tolvie vs. Grace Thoruson vs. Kara the Punch Wizard vs. The Brutal Baroness

#6 LP Superstar Title
Kylo Ren vs. anilEhilated ©


#245

Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Match 1: Schir © vs. Macro Man Keynes for the Buscus
Match 2: Los Borrachos vs. Third Street Sinners
Match 3: Konami Kouda vs. Yelizaveta RN
Match 4: Link vs. Majestic Goat-Man © for the Bunny Title :3
Match 5: Val vs. Nadira vs. Tolvie vs. Grace vs. Kara vs. Baroness
Match 6: Kylo Ren vs. anilEhilated © for the LP Superstar Title


#246

LPFWA 2k18 Episode #47 - Ladies, Pin! Forever Wrestling, Always!

RatherWT: Ladies, Pin! Forever Wrestling, Always!
Hitler’s Gay Secret: LPFWA - Liars Paid For Wasted Attention

Here’s a clip from the episode: https://clips.twitch.tv/AmusedCourteousWeaselOpieOP


#247

This week, in our usual timeslot, we’ll have this month’s PPV: Pumpkin Spice Wrestling

Fruitsniffer attempts to take revenge for that one time Flamander hugged him. Grace, rocketing to the top, has to go up against Hell-Ena, Tolvie gets a title shot because here theme song is “Spooky Scary Skeletons” and in our opener anyone who eliminates Inspector Jane can earn the Pokeymanz title… and then whoever eliminates them can earn it and so on.

Here’s the match card.

#1 Eight-Way Chaos (Pokeymanz Title Match)
Garbo Girl vs. Yelizaveta RN vs. Konami Kouda vs. Lady of the Lancet vs. Jumpy-Chan vs. Valerie Easton vs. Nadira vs. Inspector Jane

#2 Singles Match
Woolsey Smythe vs. Dr. Ham

#3 Singles Match
The Brutal Baroness vs. DivineCoffeeBinge

#4 LP Superstar Championship
Palpatine vs. Kylo Ren ©

#5 Kawaii Championship
Tolvie vs. Morgan Wulbraid ©

#6 Co-Comm Championship
Third Street Sinners vs. Dreamland Express ©

#7 Bunny Championship :3
D the Destroyer vs. Link ©

#8 LPFWA Women’s Championship
Grace Thoruson vs. Hell-Ena ©

#9 LPFWA Championship
Fruitsniffer vs. Flamander ©


#248

Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Match 1: Eight Way Chaos for the Pokeymanz Title
Match 2: Woolsey Smythe vs. Dr. Ham in a Tables Match
Match 3: The Brutal Baroness vs. DivineCoffeeBinge
Match 4: Palpatine vs. Kylo Ren © for the LP Superstar Title
Match 5: Tolvie vs. Morgan Wulbraid © for the Kawaii Title
Match 6: Third Street Sinners vs. Dreamland Express © for the Co-Comm Titles
Match 7: D the Destroyer vs. Link © for the Bunny Title
Match 8: Grace Thoruson vs. Hell-Ena © for the LPFWA Women’s Title
Match 9: Fruitsniffer vs. Flamander © for the LPFWA Title


#249

LPFWA 2k18 Episode #48 - Let Pimps Fall With Animosity

Deathmaster780: Luscious Pumpkins Fulfill Wrestling Addiction
ActnShakespeare: Lunch Provided For Willing Actors
ActnShakespeare: Lurch, Please Feed Werewolves Appropriately
ActnShakespeare: Let Pimps Fall With Animosity

All right! With the next PPV we’ll hit episode 52. Which means an entire kayfabe year. All though, our real one-year anniversary will be the next show. First episode was on Nov 4 2017.

For the 52 episode milestone I was thinking of just ending LPFWA for now but I’m not so sure about that anymore.

I’m thinking of:

  • Keeping it running as it is
  • Switch games (2k19, ugh… or Fire Pro Wrestling World)
  • End it.

Overall I’d love to hear if there’s anything left you want to see before it ends (if it ends next PPV). Last time someone suggested “throw Palpatine into the sun” and that’s what inspired me to do the whole bit where the moon gets hurled towards the sun due to a powerful suplex and LPFWA has to combine it’s brains to not die in a fiery blaze.

So if there’s any crazy ideas like that, or storyliens you’d want concluded or anything lemme know.


#250

I can’t believe that the most intense rivalry of the night was Bone Pimp vs The Dreamlanders.


#251

All right, you know the drill: show will be on saturday at the usual time

The runback from the eight way will be for the Pokeymanz title, although, the Pokeymanz title only changes hands when the person holding it is pinned, submitted or KO’d, so there’s a chance that Konami loses but doesn’t take the fall and thus won’t lose the title.
The Sinners go against Freddie and Flamander and Lotus gets a shot at the LP Superstar title.

Here’s the match card:

#1 Buscus Brawl
Schir © vs. a tree

#2 Four-Way for Pokeymanz. (Pokeymanz only changes hands if Konami takes the fall)
Konami Kouda © vs. Valerie Easton vs. Nadira vs. Lady of the Lancet

#3 Singles Match
Grace Thoruson vs. DivineCoffeeBinge

#4 Bunny Championship
Toad vs. Link ©

#5 Tag Team Match
Third Street Sinners vs. Freddie and Flamander

#6 LP Superstar Championship
Lotus Aura vs. Kylo Ren ©


#252

Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Match 1: Schir © vs. a tree for the Buscus
Match 2: Konami vs. Val vs. Nadira vs. Lady
Match 3 Grace Thoruson vs. DivineCoffeeBinge
Match 4: Toad vs. Link © for the Bunny Title :3
Match 5: Third Street Sinners vs. Freddie and Flamander
Match 6: Lotus Aura vs. Kylo Ren © for the LP Superstar Title


#253

LPFWA 2k18 Episode #49 - L-bows Punish Frantic Wrestlers Asses

FelinoidSA: L-bows Punish Frantic Wrestlers Asses

Some clips from the show:
From Grace vs. DCB: https://clips.twitch.tv/AnnoyingEncouragingMushroomDoggo
From Sinners vs. Fredmander: https://clips.twitch.tv/UgliestTardyWheelAliens
From Sinners vs. Fredmander: https://clips.twitch.tv/SparklyCogentSageTwitchRPG

Before the show:

After the show:


#254

Wheres mah title shot? Months ago ye gave that wastral Tommy wan and ye continue tae dae nothing wie me…I want whits due tae me…if ye dae not comply there will be consequences. I huv powerful friends iggy and I will nae tak yuir crap anymair


#255

Getting closer to The End For Now ™. This week’s show will be at the usual time, in the usual place. Every match is either a title match or a #1 Contender Match. Well, once a #2 Contender Match, but the matches this and next week will determine the title matches as well as the undercard for the final show, which will be called FIGHT THE POWAH!

Also, here’s the cover of an issue of Pro Wrestling Universe:

And, of course, the match card.

#1 Buscus Brawl
A tree © vs. Palpatine

#2 Winner Faces Nuffkins in No. 1 Contender Match for LPFWA Title
Pyroi DDD vs. The Majestic Goat-Man

#3 Co-Comm Title Match Contract at FTP (Ladder Match)
Dash Rendar (Borrachos) vs. Face (First oRa) vs. Bone Pimp (Sinners) vs. Angus Mcmutton (oRa 66) vs. El Catire Arrecho (Hugrule) vs. Woolsey Smythe (Haunted Forest)

#4 Bunny Championship :3
Freddie Hope vs. Link ©

#5 Determining a LPFWA Women’s Challenger for FTP (Elimination)
Morgan Wulbraid vs. Valerie Easton vs. Grace Thoruson vs. Nadira

#6 Kawaii Championship
The Brutal Baroness vs. Tolvie ©


#256

You have pleased me i shall win for the glory of my lord and master palpatine


#257

Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Match 1: A tree © vs. Palpatine for the Buscus
Match 2: Pyroi vs. The Majestic Goat-Man
Match 3: Dash vs. Face vs. Bone Pimp vs. Angus vs. Catire vs. Woolsey
Match 4: Freddie Hope vs. Link © for the Bunny Title :3
Match 5: Morgan vs. Val vs. Grace vs. Nadira
Match 6: The Brutal Baroness vs. Tolvie © for the Kawaii Title


#258

Yup I am going higher on the gaffers revenge list fir letting face win…this better be worth it

shadow

Well of course its worth it my dear pawn…I mean this ten cent flea circus Iggy runs is on life support isn’t it more fun to spread a little DESPAIR before the patient croaks. Can you believe they have an assclown named Freddie Hope so tacky this dump shoulda burnt years ago.

Yes milady

-Angus bows-


#259

LPFWA 2k18 Episode #50 - Local Police Force Wasted Again

Deathmaster780: Ladders Pulverize Fierce Wrestlers Abdomens
ActnShakespeare: Link Performs Fight Without Ass
RatherWT: Loop Previous Five Wrestling Attacks
RatherWT: Local Police Force Wasted Again
RatherWT: Lonely Palpatine Finds Waiting “Awesome”


#260

Edgy Boi was so Edgy that he cost his friend a shot at the title for no reason.

Also man, I can’t believe that Grace and Valerie are cops.