Oh SNAP! It’s the Burn Down the Sandcast!
Now, if I were you I would have a bunch of questions like:
Q: What’s a Podcast?
A: Podcasts, or “Pod People Casts” are audio files you play on an iPod. If you try and play them on an Android or a Zune it won’t work, sorry everyone. Podcasting was invented in late 1988 by Justin McElroy, and now Podcasts can be found all over the globe! The future is now!
Q: Literally what?
A: I was basically doing my LP videos like this as it is, so we’re gonna try something different & see if we can’t develop something here. Featuring the regular squad that’s been joining me in my video excursions. Rotation Surgeon, Gamebun, and Xumtosis.
Q: Ok that name though?
A: In 2014 during the Cooking Mama LP, I coined the term Burn Down the Sandcastle. The sandcastle was bad and I hate it.
I was racking my brain for names for the podcast and this one fell out. Now we are here.
Q: But Why
A: I’m so, so sorry
Q: How LP related are we talkin here?
A: Almost not at all! If you’ve seen any of my San Andreas or NITW videos, or even as far back as Beyond: Two Souls, you might remember that I do LP’s in an aggressively casual way, which I think translates perfectly to the whole podcast situation I’m trying to achieve here.
ANYWAY! Check it out!
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- And most importantly: Get your freak on with the squad.
I have no idea what the update schedule for this will be just yet. We’re still feeling it out. I’m thinking every other week at first, then migrate to weekly once we have things under control.
—Youtube Links For Those Without Pity—
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01: Yo La Tengo is Ballbusting the Classics
On the inaugural episode of the Burn Down the Sandcast, we play it by ear. We talk about Santa in an uncomfortably erotic way, William Shatner’s musical career, Yo La Tengo’s relationship with freeform radio fundraising, and punching very bad people. And also punching other things. -
02: Enemy of the Show Todd Howard
On today’s Burn Down the Sandcast we talk about Juggalos fighting fascists, being a throwaway Rick and Morty joke, Rico Raccoon, the last PS2 game, supporting esports, goku, Todd Howard and Randy Pitchford, Taylor Swift’s Night in the Woods Fanfiction, and we keep saying friend of the show over and over again.
Talking Points:
Loss Genius Dot Com - https://twitter.com/SOJ_SSB/status/900207925771350020
Taylor “Night in the Woods” Swift - https://twitter.com/bombsfall/status/900980742146203648
Old Gamespot Reviews - https://twitter.com/headfallsoff/status/899728574378278914
Shoot the Hurricane - https://twitter.com/WhatTheFerick/status/901152626808586241
Bubsy is BACK baby - https://twitter.com/BubsyThe_Bobcat -
03: Sonic and Knackles
On today’s extremely long Burn Down the Sandcast, we talk about The Return of the Knack, The Worst thing You Overheard at School, Sonic Mania, Nindies presented by Travis Touchdown, Destiny 2, a very strange youtube channel, and The Mystery of Millennial Mario
Talking Point:
ERIC MEAL TIME - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcuzVpSUy2w
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04: This is Audio Poison
In this 4th annual episode of the Burn Down the Sandcast we talk lots of depressing news, Nazi dismemberment, playing JRPGs one-handed, the decline of the Steam Marketplace and how much we love Blue Tails. Also guest starring sometimes co-collaborator Andy.
Talking Points:
Gamebun’s Sonic OC https://i.imgur.com/Ln0tplp.png https://i.imgur.com/cYmQ84o.png |
A Man Drenches A Glock in Cum Lube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tmQw9Yhj-U |
Christmas is cancelled this year http://store.steampowered.com/app/633370/Whos_your_Santa/ |
Bad cuphead reviewer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=848Y1Uu5Htk |
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05: Ted Cruz is the Bodega Killer
On today’s Burn Down the Sandcast we talk about Ted Cruz’s love life, Mario and Dedede’s extremely detailed chests, the tech startup that invented a vending machine, Metroid 2, and how Youtubers may be actually bad people.
Talking Points:
Marvel VS Capcom Infinite Easter Egg Collection https://i.imgur.com/JszUKat.jpg |
Powerpuff Girl??? https://i.imgur.com/y2hXyxX.jpg |
Hip Hop and Twitter Sensation DVS https://twitter.com/DVSBlast |
Big Body Small Skull https://twitter.com/sattou0 |
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06: The Magistocrats Took My Skull
In this episode we talk about sleeping poorly, Japan’s E3, enemy of the show Randy Pitchford, getting sued for bad memes, Jayden Smith being a robot, and why the KKK aren’t the only people who use the word wizard.
Talking points:
Mico’s Authentic Pizza Parlor http://micospizzeria.com/ |
Ey, How ya doin? It’s me, Mario https://twitter.com/McJesse/status/910679607661223937 |
Ben Garrison’s “Accidental” Furry Porn http://68.media.tumblr.com/a189843a41c75213f3afc87e4142afc9/tumblr_owng5x5zIO1tekpe5o1_1280.png https://i.imgur.com/qS4Gz2e.jpg -
07: When’s Cuphead?
On today’s Burn Down the Sandcast, we talk about Cuphead, Red Dead 2, Mario’s fists, Volition’s poor decisions in the game design space, and Sonic in bootyshorts serving all you can eat hot wings.
Talking Points:
Pennywise is a cop https://twitter.com/WLBT/status/912323565831229440 |
Sonic X Hooters Japan http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/298/857/d15.jpg http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/298/865/4f8.jpg_orig http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/298/866/f19.jpg |
The ZuckerBot 4000 https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/DKOzCypUMAAsbg9.mp4 |
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08: Teriyaki Ketchup
On today’s Burn Down the Sandcast, we talk about how someone tried to invent the tent, Rick & Morty fans, whipping golf balls at people, Nintendo World Championships, and Eminem’s hit song Lose Yourself.
Talking Points:
Russia’s nightmare stadium
Cthulu fucked a Chicken
hashtag 1997 disney mcdonalds tie in promotion
Graphic Design is Smashburger’s Passion
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09: Eat Ass and Drive Fast
On today’s very delayed Burn Down the Sandcast, we talk about Arby’s, YuGiOh, Swery’s failed crowdfunding venture, Humble Bundle’s new parent company, and Apple’s very bad diversity take.
Talking Points
Sonic 3D Blast HD
Bad Diversity Takes
WWE2k Glitch Highlight Reel
Wild Boy VS A Cop
Wil Wheaton’s Slapdown
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10: Heavy on the Garf Content
On today’s 3-weeks-late Burn Down the Sandcast, we talk about the everpresent concept of mortality, DRM, Visceral, Detective Pikachu, The Garf, and then also The Garf a second time.
Talking Points:
Garfield Dog Cum Strip Part 1 Part 2 Part 3
Garfield II: The Sequel to Garfield
N64 Custom Robo
Random frames from 1995 Classic Hackers
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11: Bowser’s Wedding
In this inaugural episode of the Burn Down The Sandcast, Mico is away getting married to Bowser. In his absence, we talk about THE MARIO, every other videogame release, Tom Nook taking your real life money, Neogaf imploding, Mike’s horrible Destiny 2 addiction and your emails about games that have aged poorly!
Links:
Resident Evil 4 inventory management the game
DVS is the bladerunner
papa eggman
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12: Charles Marionnette and the Meet N’ Fuck Mushroom Kingdom
On today’s Burn Down the Sandcast, we talk about Mario, the final days of Miiverse (this episode is very late), Charles Martinet, celebrities who are bad people, Pharoah Atem, and Gaymer X East 2017
Talking Points:
Mario Odyssey Speedrun Tech
you got a moon bot
Mario Odyssey Titty Physics
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13: Tom Nook’s Testosterone Factory
On today’s Burn Down the Sandcast, we talk about EA and the Loot Boxes, several awkward people singing about thanksgiving, Animal Crossing Pocket Camp, the wonderful taste of onion juice, and we check in with the happenings at Midwest FurFest
Talking Points:
The Thanksgiving Hellscape
Dildos and Slingshots
Bad Person Alert
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14: Whomst’ve
On today’s Burn Down the Sandcast, we talk about snow, The Game Awards, the PS Experience, Patreon’s horrendous business decisions (which got rolled back since we recorded this), and Judy Hopps guest stars on this very special episode.
Talking Points:
Wildfire Rabbit Rescue
THE ZOOTOPIA ABORTION COMIC and Mike’s Attempt
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15: The BDTSC Fistmas Spectacular 2017
On today’s Burn Down the Sandcast, we talk about things that we liked and maybe didn’t like? It’s whatever of the year 2017! Come on down for some Opinions courtesy of your friends.
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16: Awesome Games Done Quick 2018
On today’s Burn Down the Sandcast, three out of the four of us went to AGDQ and lived to tell the tale. The fourth one is still alive, he just didn’t go to the event. We talk about the horrible things we ingested in Virginia, the Nintendo Direct Mini, The Great Mouse Detective: Pikachu Edition, Nintendo selling us literal cardboard, Jeff Gerstmann in a hot tub, and weird billboards.
Talking Points:
Chibus Robus Burns
jacuzzi j back up in that azz for the one-eight solo style
The Mana Potion
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17: Bob and George
On today’s episode of Burn Down the Sandcast, follow us back in time to January. We talk about Microsoft GamePass, The World’s Most Influential Webcomic ™, Monster Hunter & DBZ Fighters, and Vince McMahon being a football doofus.
A good child
A Very Special Episode of DBZ
Karma’s a bitch
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18: Eevee Party 2
On today’s Burn Down the Sandcast, we talk about Mobile Mario Cars, cheating in the high score community, Celeste, Monster Hunter with Guns, Pokemon and YuGiOh cards, and Elon Musk’s Eeveesona.
The subtle intracacies of MAME and DK
Goofy Inc
Eevee Party 2 and a Newgrounds version also
All biology became skeleton and Sea Horse
Mike’s other thing got deleted since we recorded that.
Monster hunter w/ guns
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19: You Hear About Crank Yankers
On today’s Burn Down the Sandcast, we talk about why you should never cheat in school, tinkering with very small electronics, the return of teriyaki ketchup, Metal Gear Survive, gun control, Nier: Automata, and the year 2008.
Mico’s New Joycons
Bongo Run with Broly
Trampoline Mistake
Drones are Birds Now
Pokemon’s 1997 US Marketing Strategy
Airsoft Boy
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20: Maggie’s New Cyber Fuck Shack
On today’s Burn Down the Sandcast, we talk about Chappie, The Room, Smash Brothers, Billy Mitchell’s fall from grace, XTREME Early Access, Far Cry 5, Kirby, and the snowstorm that destroyed New Jersey.
DVS Grillz The Zuck
Dont watch this one its the Russian Homonculus and is gross
Dragonball Super in Mexico
Sora’s sick grind
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21: Johnny V Got Norted
On today’s Burn Down the Sandcast, we talk about falling in love, camping in upstate New York, a tire falling off a car, Todd Howard’s Andrew WK Concert, Sakurai giving everything he’s got, Aqua Getting Norted, Jon Benjamin’s impromptu flute concert, Hashtag Skate 4, Sonic Fox’s rise to eSports Stardom, MoviePass running out of money, Haida the Good Good Hyena Boy. Featuring a Games We Played Speedround. Violent J’s Fursuit Purchase. An altercation with the police in a gas station. John Vignocchi’s Kingdom Hearts Wedding.
Rocko’s Modern Homosexual Agenda
Aqua Got Norted
Death Stranding E3 Trailer because I just cant explain this
Violent J’s Family Fursuit Video Review
Resisting Arrest in Edmonton Canada
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22: The Animal Crossing Incident
On today’s Burn Down the Sandcast, we talk about Cyberpunk 2077, Bojack Horseman, Iron Fist, Luigi’s rise from the grave, Tom Nook, Pharoah Atem’s Pores, Kingdom motherfucking hearts 3, Telltale and Capcom Vancouver, Spiderman for PS4, Burnout Paraidse Remastered, Monster Hunter World, Counter Strike, Yakuza 0, The 21st Night of September, and old microsoft sql server databases found in a warehouse.
NCIX Canada’s MS SQL Server databases
Demi Adejuyigbe celebrates the first day of fall
Ditto has escaped
45 minutes of Cyberpunk 2077
Nintendo Direct from Sept 13, 2018
