I Attack the Darkness! Kingdom Hearts III

Nope. But “plot important” is relative.

i dunno i think the namine ones kinda important otherwise something that happens later is otherwise a deus ex machina

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Wow, now I’m more annoyed because that was even missable.

Woof. This is a rough one.

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yeah this the absolutest worst part of the entire game it genuinly feels more like padding than progression

(PHOTOSENSITIVE EPILEPSY WARNING)

You’ve gotta believe! “I do believe in Sora! I do! I do!”

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and now the games neir automata lite

I just can’t have nice things apparently.

Man, it takes effort to bog down a climactic showdown that’s been teased for years, but they sure managed it.

Also-ran: [noun] a loser in a race or other contest, especially by a large margin.

This game’s script was clearly an also-ran against the dog’s face. When will this long, game-interrupting series of Dei Ex Machina end?

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roxas is so broken he can take down saix on his own its kinda what i did as i was just listening to that beautiful battle theme

but yeah the writing in the end games…not great even to normal kingdumb hearts status

Still beating up some old codgers. What could possibly go wrong?

rest in piece kairi you died as you lived a great disappointment

I eagerly await content. Someone must have sneaked in some for the climax of this, right?

This is the climax coming up next, right?

Right?

“Why her?!” is actually a pretty legitimate question, considering Kairi wasn’t doing anything anyway.

Ending the main story with a huge damn episode, mostly due to the deluge of cutscenes. And in case you were worried, neither the credits nor the infamous post-credit scenes are safe from our japes. Brace yourselves!

And at the end of the stick, we finally find our reward: another stick - still in development.

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I did enjoy the middle of the game, between Hercules and the endgame. Seeing Kingdom Hearts while not a teen, I’ve come to realize that the best part of this series is Sora and his weird animal friends exploring various Disney worlds, which isn’t something that gets to happen in the non-numbered games. I also appreciated that, when not monologing, the Organization members could get dunked on in very silly ways.
Then the endgame happened and everything was meandering and dull.

“I hope you like long stories.” Oh my god launch yourself straight to hell you aren’t allowed to be cute about this.

Oh well. See y’all in 25 years for Kingdom Hearts 4: Oops No Disney.

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I really don’t understand the Disney part of it at all, at least in terms of the narrative. While it’s easily the good part (even if it is basically injecting Sora into every story as essentially somebody’s counselor over and over again), the main plot has always held it at arm’s length - at its closest.

The various worlds before the end game could’ve been anywhere else and the unfamiliar environments and situations would barely make a difference in how confused someone not already heavily invested in the franchise would be. After all, I can’t say it wasn’t that way because they didn’t want to develop any of the things; they did quite enough of that and it’s why Kingdom Hearts’ plot is so impenetrable and why it slows everything right the hell down to a crawl when it finally takes the stage.

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